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Enoug of these una blame game na. Mikuz easy! Rebelliously swaggalicious, u too it af do. You'd be unbanned soon.



Yyn

Bars:
Funny..tinkin dats cheeky ? U suck abeg jst swerve go one corner goblin chita..!!!!

huh? You want me to be cheeky? With you? When I was just there minding my own business. Seriously... I won't respond, for national peace. stop mentioning me again.

Mikuz, be my witness. Before solder ants will enter his boxers. I'm as friendly as anything but... eeeeiiisssh!!! so much... so much!!

Darkrebel666:
hahaha ...
Yeyenati has been derailing FFR since.. why you never ban am?
Or wasn't it because of derailing that you banned me last week?

me? When? Ban? A whole me?!!




Yyn

Nice but must we go to wattpad to read?

Yyn

Where is the buckle? like laced only when it's sneakers or mocs.



Yyn

And we wonder about our economy dwindling.

Yyn

mikuz:
Lol

poloyanolo!! Mind ya cracking ooo!!!

Tifanee Tifanee. How now? Ow u dey?

Yyn

laykorn:
Illmayor, yeyenati or henzekido.

Need some time sha.

Ayamlaykorn

oya now. Any newbie can use me. I'm available.

MuhdG:
Hey guys.
I'm a boy in this rap game n I rlly do enjoy reading thru dis rap battles. I also want to go head to head with sum1 so I can atleast improve.
How is it organised pls. And anyone can go head to head with me but he/she has to go easy coz am still a novice.

welcome to rap battles. Dem sabi bark ooo but na so so bite plenty for dia.
Call someone out. Ow about laykorn? Or me sef. I'm the default opponent.


Yyn

04kaa:
Joseph to mufu? honey u aint charming like juju
am getting ur boobss covered with kisses like the masquerade ojuju

let's take it under the duvet/ make I do send you on an errand like lucky dube/


lagunna!!!!! Chisos!!!!!! Osanobua eeeeeeee!!! Choi!

Lagunna:
Who's this online bastard?/ ain't it better I like wrapper?/ instead of being like u, a vile wánker/
Cuzz in the bible, Joseph ran away from Portiphar's wife's wrapper..

The ones wey you get wetin you dey use am do? If na trash, e dey sweet me. Why u no rush go once corner dey cough blood na? See d brain wey u get ehn...e no get... make I no complete am. I'm a changed person.

Bars:
Smh all ya lines na trash always..he no dea mk brain chaii

I jump am pass... every principalities in dis section personified in a moniker.

@mikuz... oya na. u no say me no dey sweat it.

Yyn

mikuz:
I did.

oya come out, sebi you call me before. let me thrash you, eat you and use your bones for juju.



yyn

now im sure seun or ishi or lala don collect bribe. in trhe space of a few hours? even oyinbo cat hit front page? make i no talk wetin truly dey my mind sa.

femi4:
I dey envy you, you just dey hit Nairaland front page anyhow. Which day you join sef?(Jan 8 2015)..... I don dey here since 2007....none of my topic don reach back page sef. Your juju dey work wella

your head screw right!!!!

Coldfeet:
E make sense say oyinbo sabi pidgin? how many times oyinbo done tell you say e make sense say you sabi english?
i haff taya for my naija peepu and oyinbo worship

your double dey there!! i never see ooo. but she dey try sa. even with the gesticulations and all. lets see if forming/learning British accent go give una job for the britiko land.

yyn

Lagunna:

no one messes with my booboo/ or else i go use voodoo/ turn his destiny around from Joseph to Mufu//

softysparky:
I no try?

you try no be small/ you don dey stand wey i still dey crawl/ but make we put lagunna inside the brawl/ id like to watch someone pop his ball//

when Joseph turns Josephine/ niggas wont hesitate to pump d gay with morphine/ then run him over till he becomes nothing/

softysparky:
These bullets in my gun, they kill faster/
Bust in your spine, that's a bone crusher/
Your life I'm taking, like a candle snuffer/

I'll show up at your crib all strapped..
Burst thru your front door..All your fam are getting
capped/
Catch your dad in the room where he is
masturbating..
Then kill him by busting in his urinary tract/

They call me softysparky..
I got guns and I kill sharply/
Got connections in the US army/
And bítches step back, cuz i don't play dirty/

tag:
lagunna
kr0ne
Ochon
teddybiyasi
laykorn
Odunharry
Valmunich
Gladdys
cherryice

Na wa ooooo
Ok. E remain small. Mikuz enough jo. Ellymax it af do oooo. Lagunna diaris godu ooooo

Limerick:
BAD GIRL

NP: Ambo o!!! Ambo! Eko sheshe bere ni o. Ambo o!!

Yeyenati how far baby girl!

e no too far/ I still dey find d ryt bar/...fever don put me inside eem plan/ I no knw wen eem go lift d ban...

Limerick:
lwkm, pass me that weed
https://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/359/834/834359.gif

Shey you don say bye-bye for house? Dis kain one dey cause injury for person's mind oo.


....diss @...he knows himself.

Attention!!!
It's time to spit fire/ make this self appointed winger retire/ he's an old timer... an offsider/
...If he scores then na cause he's a 'gunner' with blank shots//

Dude can't serve shît/ maybe his foul rhymes in tiny bits/i'd use his cheese brain to make foreign cuisine/
...buh if the fool say he go feed una eyes, na eem be say MamaCass don dey sell singapore dishes/

dis buba is a troll/his creativity no get stamina/like say He dey do Oju-ore carnival/ wey dem tag 'eko for show'/...buh na oyo peep line up...igbira dem come follow/ he's wasted time...cos getting him to weave a good show Is like making Ludakris sing country music//

Hater'z empty like an egg shell/... he claim to be 'hard'/...but he breaks easy, can't cause 'a reaction'(eRection)/ ...the only time he makes sh*t stand at attention is when he's taking matters into his own hands//

Old cargo feeling funk/ in his dry ancient spúnk/ oga no dey form methuselah for dis hunks/ ...big man no be d size of ur belly/ ...no one interested in d content...cos na jelly/
....only way dis wack can claim to be 'the don', is as Don Juan in the midst of faggiits//

Wish he'll lose his senses/ come my lane, na eem be say e no wan 'mercy'/ 
I for show am say 'akigbhe' no dey carry last/ I be female don king... like rock, i go blast/
...if u think u can act, only movie u'd feature in na for ur 'in memoriam..

mikuz:
'Cause you just fell into the hands of another stalker.

na who be that? Shey e fine? The previous one na one charcoal skinned gorilla related alien with bad breathe. one "hello" and i dey always chase cockroach for my dream

SOjaTHug:
I'm sorry oooo darkrebel, itz not as if I'm taking sides ooooo... But shey vvagina dey dey infertile? Just confused

ouch!!! I no dey oooo.

mikuz:
Yeye oya to the chatroom . . .

i don go...

na Dem mumu na two dey daze me/ e dey do me like say make i maze him/ she? Ain't that amazing/...but if na by ridding we dey do am... She na d real thing//

Vickybash you seriously have gotten yourself a bad rap sheet with that legendary no-show. Teddymaiyianshi wont accept. Shes busy with schoolling and scrooling.

epic: bash the yansh!!!!!! Buhahahaha!!! Osanobua!!!!

mikuz:
LMAO

what are you laughing??

ELYMAXiimus:
haha.. Yeyenatu, hw far na? I've really missed your vibes.

im as good as a chilled gulder through the throat of a bricklayer ob a sunny afternoon. my vibes na kill and chop na, how u see am?

Tashaamania:
Hahaha!! I wonn

Thanks guys, I feel honored

Errmm laykorn, it was nice battling you too you did good too

Yeyenati, for the now, nayy.. I'll call you out when am in

Thanks again y'al..

no p.

then i call laykorn out then.

ELYMAXiimus:
This darkrebel always cracks me up with his character...

Very strange being.

me like him, he said he is a good respectful boy the other time. There is an angel behind his demon lets see how the angel can be helped to take more peeps.

mikuz:
What happened to your former nick?

ran from a chronic stalker

mikuz:
Epic ko pelvic ni. How is it gonna be epic when Yeyenati is gonna get battered?

if ai..,,if ai.... No b me dey get battered? E No dey remove nada from my body.

its all mine. I need No ghost writer. I need not bite. I need not be helped to pen. Like mist of y'all do. so I'm proud of my whacikty whack, at least I penned it myself, without changing my gender like some people I know.

my pace... I like my pace. Anyone wanna take a shot...im open!!! Na Una dry carry the matta for head.

oya put money na.



yyn

mikuz:
If someone tells me that Yeyenati smokes trees I no go doubt am.

why you wan doubt am before?
na d correct sh*t from Jamaica def.



yyn

Nice brawl. So laykorn, who next?


I call tashamania out.



yyn

Darkrebel666:
I call Teddybiyasi out for a brawl and I'm staking 50k .. to be dropped next week Monday ..
Winner takes all ... We send the money to Lagunna tomorrow or Wednesday. ....

Holla !

send to me. I just registered with Victoria beckam. Hehe. I promise not to spend it.
the kind of weed i smoke is holy and invincible. Hehe.



yyn

vickybash:
Starting the party without me? Vicky is in

you!!!! Where u been?


yeayeanaughty

vickybash:
Starting the party without me? Vicky is in

you!!!! Where u been?

Yimu. I dey come. Make I read first.
chai... This rap section def. Na wa oo.
.....modified....
buhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Na WA oooooo. Yesu oyingbo oooooooo... Dogs....


okay they both tried sa. Laykorn almost had it,but tasha hit harder. I like her closer better.

opener: tasha
flow is a tie.
ryhmes I'd give to laykorn
punchues is mos def tasha
personals I'd give to...hmmmm.... Okay laykorn has this too
closer I liked tasha's own better.

verdict is... Tashaa... Nice one babes.
guess u been training right? Or maybe....


yeayeanaughty

Lagunna:
haba yeyenati

ermmmmm. You say? Use words na.

04kaa:
vote Tiffany. I love yeyenatu tho

you ehn...


who else? I'm open to whoever wanna use me do testing testing oooo.

just keep coming back here. Don't become awol oooo.


yeayeanaughty