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SuperSauce:
but wetin inspire this ya signature self...

hehehe. Naughty is my nature, I come get am double.

@lagunna hehehe. Na me dey smoke weed ba? We go see na. After you don gimme belle run abi?


YeaYeaNaughty

AfricanApple:
Lol, I will test my self to see how far I can do it.

its that stubborn coogar o

join the wagon jo!!! The more the merrier, I'm the head mistress though and I collect rogga for hia. your likes, we want! Ain't for everyone though.
Leave cooger to me. I know his code.


YeaYeaNaughty

Lagunna, you berra stop that nansense!!!! no more flirting allowed! Unless she has the kind of ukwu that can make nicki-minaj sue d dude that did her yiansh! If not... no make me vex!!! ah ah! You too classy na, haba? Get better side-chicks na. Itumo gan?!

Btw...

She is back!!!!
Kr0ne, me? No tag you?! I no fit ooooo! Who born my papa wey I no go come tag you?
Elymmmax... shame on you too!

Who asked if I was 22/23? I'm 13 ooo.
We gon' rock 2015.


YeaYeaNaughty

Got old and boring.

laykorn:
Hi
Happy New Year.


Btw,
What happened to yeyenatu?
Ayamlaykorn

No idea. Worried too.

ELYMAXiimus:
Wow. And a Bro is remembered!

Yeyenatu/yeyenati might have an idea... They were so close that i started to think yeye was his ghost account.

Happy new year dear

Laykorn hi. happy new year dearie.

gottoboy:
Appreciate aunty mi

Hey hey!!

I'd like to send this out to every member of this section. Y'all have been awesome!
Through the craziness, we still found a way to keep our sh*t together.


Tag:
Lagunna
Emaprince
Ibime
Mikuz
Darkrebel
Coogar
Limerick
Guykhena
Giyazz
Sosiqdude
Loonat11kk
Thunderstorm
Elymaxiimus/ElymaxCray
Fuckyouhard
007Bruce
Heywhizzy
Gottoboy
Testerfuze
Krizzkuts
Glaciers
PaulThor
Guykhena
Jigsawkillah
Willsofsteeel
Warriblood (King Of Wordplay )
Teddybiyasi
Wrongturn
Dklef
Sammcarter
Iceskidd/Sokrates
RapAcme
SmokingGunz
Devilmaycry
BARS
Gladyys
Ojoawo
JOEmystic
G3n3sis

So this file is me wishing you a happy new year!!


http://yourlisten.com/yeayeanot/new-year-shout-out

YeaYeaNaughty

Lagunna:
She is back

almost. few days more.

YoungDaNaval:
Where ma ladies at? Add me up on bbm fa!


29993B8B

Tag:

Yeyenatu

Emmm emmmm who again? Just add me up fa!!!



@Krone Add me up on whatsapp via 08141550283.

hi

balash:
A guy with all the qualities u just mentioned with an average income and a one room apartment can u still take him home

Just logged in to see this.
Yes as far as he is industrious, has aspirations and always strives towards achieving them.

Nice debate though. Twas fun, a good distraction for me.

So if he wears designer outfits, he doesn't have a future ba? No one wakes up one day to say 'he has to wear brands'. No one said guy's with prospects ain't cool. Those who get all defensive are the ones I'm talking about. We are allowed to criticize too. and when we do, your defensive attitude only means an acceptance of weaknesses.

And roshmedia, this is me being calm. I am just dramatic. Nothing to it.

Wizeboy:
Not hating on anybody here...

All I'm telling you is that, a guy not wearing designer doesn't mean his future is blank

Quit looking for guys with designer and go for guys you have future

And one more thing, maybe their ideal matches ain't am$ong the 14 profiles. How is that a crime? To me, it may just be a bunch of unserious folks hoping for cheap hook-ups. But ooooppsss! Msms is real, not for boys who wanna be 'men!' but don't have what it takes.

Wizeboy:
I will never believe your assertions that brothers are always unconcern with their look or their manner of dressing...

Brothers dress nicely except for few, or maybe what you wanted to say is that brothers don't wear D&G shirt, Versace shoe and Polo belt... Because it is now common with sisters to get attracted with brothers who has money and wear designers. No wonder most of our sisters now fell in love with yahoo yahoo boys or garage tout because they are the ones who always see awof money to buy designers while a reasonable brothers use his little earn money to secure future of himself.

Change your perspective about designer and money and look at most of the brothers around you with a Godly view, then you will discover you have been missing a prospective husband with future prospect

money is the root of all romance. Hehehe! Ba?! In your book abi? I'm sure if you can afford it, you can buy those. Don't hate on those that can buy those things. I'd go for a man with a nice Louis vuitton and with the best of characters and knowledge of the Deen, than a man that keeps 'saying' "l am a good person!' at every turn. I look at brothers with a Godly view, nothing wrong with him dressing with swag if he can afford it.

Guys!!! Wizeboi said u not Godly oooo!!! Because u wear nice shoes!! Pffffftttt!!! Dude, you just hating!!!

Heheheheheheheheehe!!
Buhahhahahahahahaha!!!
Seriously?!! What do you call romance?! You guys are so clueless. And you sir, seem to be on the 'read even if you don't get' category.
While the ladies are there learning all about kamasutra, you guys are there doing 'king of the jungle'.
Physical attractions matters a lot. How would I even marry you if I'm not attracted to you. Call us vain, but if it's within the limits, cute brothers have an edge over those unkempt ones.
You walk around with ill-fitted caps, non-tendered beards, tight fitting shirts, dusty feet.
To many of our brothers, charms and hygiene are not important. The believe is that because they are vast in Islam, that should make them eligible enough. Fa! Fa! Foul!!! No lady wanna take a brother home to daddy looking all funny.
We all want a guy that speaks well, carried himself well, knows what to say as at when necessary. Not some judgmental man with bad manners but wants you to be gentle with him, respect his feelings.
Even if he knows the Deen and all that, if I am not attracted to him. Sorry! That's what I see first, and not how educated or vast he is.

Nope!
Money and love, different things. Money is a nice addition to all the TLC. But we don't cry foul for it! Just because you guys get carrie away by it, doesn't mean we should indulge you. If he doesn't see money as a nice thing to have, it's 'sayanora baby!'

**salutes him**

baba11:
Woman will not cease to amaze me till I die

They can't be separated with money

No money,no love.....

Teewhyraul:
Funny is when Yeyenati keeps mentioning how brothers should roll up their sleeves and work, how she won't be a Mrs to a broke, lazy dreamer with an attitude of a bully just because it's Deen. And all the other sister debaters before her keeps accuses the brothers of getting too much education, trying to build castles and have the finest cars.

For a brother seeking to take dressings from you sisters, i think you have successfully confused him the more.

Seems like you all dont know what you want

A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF

what do you eat with? Your mouth rigjt? But how many parts are in there?

A house: bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, e.t.c.

I want tall, slim, bald men who has a job but also not too egotistical to know that I matter. And not just by saying it.

Or does variety confuse you? I like your type then, no 2nd wife in the horizon.

baba11:
In addendum,our sisters do not need to engage in any blame game rather they should be ready to accept the failure on their part.
We can not force them to do things against their wish but I implore them to change their respective orientations. Though,world is now a global but that doesn't mean we should trampled upon Islamic jurisprudence. They are even at the receiving end because in their early years ,they have choices but the moment they're in their thirty, they have no more control about the kind of brothers they want,besides at this time,menopause,difficulty in procreation may set in.Ladies,put marriage first,career second and stop finding excuse. Remember, no one is infallible except Allah (swt ).

change! Change!! Change!!! All I saw was, "stoop to my level or else...."

And trust me, regardless of the age, we Ave choices!!! We still won't settle for less!! Marriage first?!!

**looks around**

Am I being punned? Am I missing something?! Is it the same career that we use to help get the guys out of financial messes?!

**faces baba11**
So a sister should say yes to marrying a guy even if he doesn't have a job or an actual career?! Is this a joke? So they should... fidipodi... like the yorubas would say. Would you want your sister to marry and become a liability to her husband? So he can boss her around because of it? Marriage first ko, carriage last ni.

Difficulty in procreation, my good sir, do you know what science is these days? Seriously?!!

And when did menopause become a disease?! Did I miss a memo?!

Where does it say in the..."islamic jurisprudence".. that marriage comes before career?

Asalamu alaykum waramotuahi, wa barakatuhu.

In The Name of Allah, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful

**walks towards the men's area and stares at each one in the eyes**


Marriage. What do we call marriage and in what contests? Why does being married become a point for the male gender to strut their egos. Why has it become so important for The male gender to use the female gender as their excuse for remaining single. And when this doesn't work out for them, they turn to finance and if this fails too; it's on to political or weird and selfish religious points.

**adjusts hijab and walks with confidence towards wizeboy, smiles at him and points at his head*

Do you see what I see?

**turns to the viewers**

I see a religious man. I see a pious man who is passionate abut the Deen. But I also see an unserious man with the kind of excuses that can make a woman take a step back.

A sister doesn't build herself up so that... **points at wizeboi** brothers can beat their chests that they had won a prize. Don't get me wrong. We are one heck of a prize but only to those deserving.

We got educated so we can strive and stand with our heads high; and with our levels of deens, it makes us even more pricey. So are you now saying I should overlook those things I have set for myself so that I can be called a good woman or a marriage-worthy wife. Oh puhlease!!! We are past that, guys!! Go big or go home and sulk!!! Because all I see are a bunch of cry-babies!!!

You'd have to Prove to me that you are worthy of my submission, and not just by quoting verses upon verses. You are not the Only one that knows those verses, there are others and when they are actually not egotistical about it, then you'd better take the back seat.

Yes!!!! The back seat, with all due respect, forget this talk about women coming after the men. If I deserve a dangote's son, i won't resolve to settling for a gorimapa's brother.

**walks around the ladies**

These are professional ladies. They have spent a lot on their parts to become who they are, and you whine about them having standards. And because in your disillusioned mind you don't get it, you call it 'selfishness!'

Are You kidding me? Well, if we don't care about the standard anymore then why dont we make a fisherman from Ogunpa river our president, just because he is a good fisherman and is honest with his customers.

This is a century where everything is fast. Women are having careers men fail at. Women are bagging first class awards left, right and center. And the men are there blaming their inadequacies on the women. Chai! Women dey af suffer insult upon injury!!!

If a woman turn a man down, they think she has pride. Come on! We like what we like! We, the ladies of this era, are not the child-bearing, kitchen cleaning lots like those of yesteryears. If any brother isn't comfortable with us having a soaring career, then he can bounce. being independent doesn't make us less-submissive. Or.... you guys are scared??!!! is that it?!! That while you are there reading about "1000 ways to make money", we are making it or at least earning it. and then while you are at the first step, we are on the 7th. we don't even need a book!!!!

Now, let's talk finance. Most men are weak. When they are asked about their weaknesses, you hear, 'The streets are not smiling.' oh, hush up already!! We work too, if we work and can care for ourselves, why should I now manage your stagnation just because you are not pushing yourself hard enough. Real men don't need women to push them, they offer a hand to be helped to not relegate. We HELP!!!

Listen up! Dreams becomes illusions very easily. And truth be told, the more time you spend on 'one day na one day'; the faster reality haunts you. Because by the time you realize that reading about Dangote and his millions isn't the same thing as going out to make your 'thousands'. The journey of a millionaire starts with a few hundreds in the right places.

Don't put a sink-worthy ship on an ocean and ask me to jump in, so I can help patch it by bringing my supplies. Nope, I WONT!!! Get your own flipping supplies, and then I can add my expertise. You can't eat your cake and have it. Be a burden to yourselves guys, we also have our own issues. We are not your therapists!!

Talk is cheap!! How you say it is what makes it expensive. Show me you are man enough to be married, then I'd start the journey with you. You only get to tell me to meet you halfway, if I know you are there with what we'll need at The end of our journey.

We won't be a Mrs to a broke, lazy dreamer with an attitude of a bully just because it's Deen. Islam doesn't preach that we should put ourselves in an unhappy situation. If the categories of men we have, refuse not to see beyond their prude noses, then marriage will become more than a union of two people but perfection of two minds.

Nothing is too excessive, this is why there is what we call 'compromise.' but nah!!!! The guys want you to compromise but they don't want to, just because they are men.

And the talk about nikkah, this is a ceremony. Its not marriage itself, if you can't 'shake body'? Then go and sit own till you do. You aint doing us a favor! We are the one doing you guys a favor, many favors actually.

I don't need an epistle just to prove a point or some points. Male chauvinism is a huge problem. "You know you want me" isn't the same things as "I want you!"

Wake up and smell the daisies, you lot!!!

*points at them*

We can do without but because we are very kind and generous, we make changes. And what do we still get? Ego laced with illusions.

My brothers, we love you but we love ourselves more. And if this is an issue for you? Well...

**shrugs and smiles**

Go handle your business. We ain't your mum, we ain't your slaves. Our careers are for us and not for you to use as your points for the book titled 'effects of men's shortcomings.!'

we? We gat this!!!! Better believe that!!! When it's done, both in your head and out of, then we can discuss this further. Until then, we have got money to make!!! Ciao!!!!

Ma salaam!!!

ELYMAXiimus: lol.... Antispot,,, yeyenatu,, ure from the north?

Anti Spot.. she's aunty and she looks for silly spots to ban you with... forget the spam, to me, most spots are spams ooo. hehehe. Yes, I'm from Jigawa.



YeaYeaNot

Yay!!!! Whew# loooong thing.




YeaYeaNot

airmark: you have been unbanned anti spot yeyenatu

Thanks.

The yeyenatu is supposed to be funny, it just simple means I don't take things too seriously. If my first impression is wrong, well, okay then.

Me: I'm a tomboy kind of person but can be 'girly girl' when I feel like it, not common though. I'm reserved, shy, introverted and can be lazy. Not good with emotions and not a good talker. I'm not a crowd person and even if I find myself amongst crowd, I do my bit not to be lost in it. I love words, im always online, searching for what I didn't loose. too curious for my own good, the religions that I have researched, you have no idea. I don't like arguments because I can be bitchy when I feel invaded. I can be detached and just want to be left alone, just what it is.

I like healthy living but I also love to indulge. I'm not a hijab wearer for now, I hope to be just not sure I'm ready. Because to me, it takes more than wearing it to actually be termed worthy of it. I know I can't do the full one. I like sporty things and nature and can be very playful, with people that are very close to me. I can be boring but I use my boring time to do other things. I watch American movies, won't be caught dead watching Anything local, I just don't enjoy it. I write and I read a lot. I'd like to write for Hollywood one day... my active imagination is out of this world.

Too much? I'm complicated to the outside world most times. I tend to be stubborn too. And as a muslim, I aspire to a step further away from where I am as at when I feel up to it. My pace, my case, my growth and no one's. I don't even know Arabic but I read the English version of the Qur'an, and it really hadn't occurred to me to really learn Arabic cos to me, it's just a language of a country, so if I can read english, what else is there? And I read the bible too.

onegig: That's if the impression is correct. Yours was wrong. Admit it. Tpia and a whole lot of others have been here and they do how things are discussed. There's no shielding or acting holy in here. If that's what you mean by being stuck up.

The stereotype that muslims should be dull looking people who can only hold discussions in things relating to religion alone and are deficient in other aspects.


I am happy to have you here to add a different spice to the thread but just remove that thought that people here are close minded. Nope. We are always open to any discussion. So, maybe you open the floor and tell us about you a bit.



Personally i am interested in how you came about that name. Sorry about the bot. Mac should be able to help do something about it.

kr0ne: Yeyenatu, nice one there. But check these lines from you

These Tools don't know who they dealing with// I spread my Weed, they act like they feeling it//they come around like they wanna Cut Lass, buh they end up in tingling heat// nigga's be like, damn, we can't Rake this sizzling sh*t//

They're the best so far in terms of rhymes. If you can make your lines look like this, there'll be nothing more to tell you

Hehehehe... thanks, na you I dey stalk na.

Will only try harder.

And Lagunna, I ain't battling no one. I'm good with the FFR for now, when I get good. Maybe I will. I don't take sh*t here seriously, maybe some people do and even take their disrespect OFF but not me. What I do here is fun, and that's it. You guys play too rough for me. When I go rough, I don't know stop.


Make una Helep me beg anti Spot ooo.

Airmark!!!
YeaYeaNot

Tiyazman: Onye nka no ne elu'm ga ne claim "God of Lycrism" ebe onwere ihe o passita. . . Ewu rere ere!

...translates: ''The person above me is claiming ''God of Lycrism'' as if she knows something......Rotten Goat''

Tiyazman: Nwanne'm, onwe ka odi na, even ma Nwikpo na kpo onwe ya Nnukwu Mmanwu. . . Bosalin gura ya na egu!

Translates:
'' My brother e get as e be na, she looks like masquarade....."

Now this is my question: was that directed at me? Quote me, and direct it at me and let's take it from there. I do understand a bit of igbo... if not, then ignore it.

I was banned by antispot...



YeaYeaNot

I was banned by antispot. Had to register this one. The impression of one person shouldn't really matter, yes? What stereotype type? Religion, in my opinion, should complete you. Well, if that's What you think, to each his own.

onegig: This yeyenatu sabi class herself o. So you think people you see here are stuckup? Huh?

You are living the stereotype well i see. If you are of the school of thought that believes religion restricts you from living a life then goodluck with that.

And tbaba1234, "
Everyone is at a stage of development, the most important thing is that you put in your best in fulfilling your duties."
This I like.