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Sports / Goaallll!!!! Another One In The Net For Mukina by yeyenati(f): 10:21am On Oct 21, 2015
grin grin grin grin

I was pondering where to post this beeerrrday thing for that winchie padi of mine, and it fell on me like a truck load of dollar bills. grin grin the sports section.... Yaiiissss!!!!


Okay.

Its not everybody that are able to celebrate their birthdays every ........ But when a young looking old grandma kicks another year into the net, Chai, all small, medium and large winchies must collaborate and carry loud speaker for mouth...

So I say...

Happy birthday to this 16 year old grandma of nineteen grandchildren, with an ass of a femme fatale. May the Gods of aphrodisiacs continue to shower you with plenty juices. May All Gibo-like feelings be smudged with more gibolicious enthusiasms.


Happy berrrrrrrrrdai, babelly. grin


And to my godson kiss kiss ur mama I love, you I love more. Al-Ameen Alaka... Happy bornday my charmer. Not all three year olds can get this kain swag na. U go fear fear.

Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Flashes Belly At 2face's Book Launch (Photos) by yeyenati(f): 7:06am On Oct 21, 2015
Pffffffttt.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What A Man Was Spotted Doing On Third Mainland Bridge This Morning(pic) by yeyenati(f): 7:04am On Oct 21, 2015
When naijarians begin to call hammer, spade. Address the issue no, redress am. Oh yeah.

and when sarcasm begins to feel like a damn good point of view, sh#t just becomes hilarious?!!!!!!

Hayorigbos and the displays of their stupidity in their state of intelligence.
(Hayorigbos- Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo fools!!!)



..yyn..
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by yeyenati(f): 8:49pm On Jul 26, 2015
Peeps


yyn
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairaland Muslims donate relief items to Internally Displaced Persons In Abuja. by yeyenati(f): 8:11pm On Jul 26, 2015
mohammad11:
Jazakumullahu khairan.
How far about the namusorg website launching? because Am bored of nairaland
Cc: tbaba1234
Wizeboy
Maclatunji
Sissie
check my signature.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by yeyenati(f): 6:29pm On May 22, 2015
What I miss?
Who dey please...who dey loose?



Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 6:10pm On May 22, 2015
Speakdatruth:
wetin u know?
not much but this much I know.

Want a cookie?


Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 6:09pm On May 22, 2015
Disillusion everywhere. Oh well.

Their father!!!! grin

Yeye no dey smell yiansh unless na gold dem use carve am.
Dick riders...suck on this ::II::



Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 6:06pm On May 22, 2015
mirexxx:
u beta start loving ur incoming queen of NL ooo


cheesy
yimucious.

Wey the queen? Abeg no put word for my mouth ooo.


Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 6:04pm On May 22, 2015
Speakdatruth:
everyone loves twaci
I disagree
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 6:03pm On May 22, 2015
kr0ne:

You can never change grin
muaahhhcious!!!


Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 5:58pm On May 22, 2015
kr0ne:

Na wa for u o grin e don tay o
Awon goons ni won ni kin snooze Jo
Ori Mi to FEMA gbona, Mi tete cool off
Back to normal sa, na ghenghen tinx, I no fit fall of.

grin

Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 5:55pm On May 22, 2015
Nickymezor:
Mehn, who do I vote 4 nw? Kinda confused sad
Tophaaz.z grin

Oya...

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 5:53pm On May 22, 2015
kr0ne:

Yeeeeee! Who be this? grin grin
buhihuhuhuhuhiii
Gerraway!!!!
grin
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by yeyenati(f): 5:46pm On May 22, 2015
I yeye fully vote tophaz

Nljega

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by yeyenati(f): 9:40am On May 20, 2015
I vote aipete2
Cc nljega

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by yeyenati(f): 2:25pm On May 19, 2015
kr0ne:
Heywhizzy
Warriblood KOW
Wrongturn
Jigsawkillah
Jreyez
Ksslib Kssleep tongue
Emaprince boss
Coogar
Kinglaykay
Yeyenati

Please come vote for Lurlah2014 and Tohpahz. Add 'cc: NLJega' as u do, thanks
and aipete2 and milaby.


Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by yeyenati(f): 2:24pm On May 19, 2015
scentmarlc:


Brother you are not a girl....that much i know. Now go and play outside
u dey kolo

Alphaace. I dey jare. Vote aipete2 oooo and milaby. Just cos u can. grin

Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by yeyenati(f): 2:15pm On May 19, 2015
I vote aipete2, milaby...the head cover did it for me.
Lurlah24 for good measure.

Cc: Nljega

Yyn
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by yeyenati(f): 5:18pm On May 18, 2015
Who dafuq banned kr0ne??
Its like want this place burnt down?
E be like say una no know what's up ba?


Yyn

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by yeyenati(f): 4:26pm On May 18, 2015
Yyn votes aipete2
Nljega


Yyn
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by yeyenati(f): 12:31pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hey
Hey
Hey!!!

Sup beetches!!!!!


Yyn
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by yeyenati(f): 11:51am On Mar 09, 2015
Simple instruction, change 'm' to 'ss' some people no understand. tongue
okay, write out the alphabet from 'a' then that letter after 'l' is 'm'. That's d one that you would change to 'ss'.
eg: www.m.youtube.com.....
will become
www.ss.youtube.com.......

tongue tongue grin
***runs out of thread before lagunna breathes fire and limestone***


youngdanaval, if i cash u ehn...



yyn
Fashion / Re: Who Can Write On Fashion And Style? by yeyenati(f): 8:18pm On Feb 19, 2015
LadyVida:
Please I need someone who can write on fashion for my magazine...please needed urgently. called me on 08139087753 or reply. Thanks
me
Celebrities / Re: What In Heaven's Name Is This??? Checkout The Bleached Bride And Brides Maid by yeyenati(f): 7:46pm On Feb 19, 2015
Dyt:
Looks like my frnd Yeyenati
cheesy grin
me I bleacher than this na. I'm bleached reach my fingernails.

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Rap Battles / Re: The Ladies Of Rage: Softysparky Vs Mathematical by yeyenati(f): 9:25am On Feb 14, 2015
You go fear fear na. grin grin grin grin grin waking deads!!!!!!!!!!


I no dey vote sa. Wasn't tagged. grin

Mathematical for a newbie, you really tried. Try and attend o4kaa's class sa and darkrebel too can give a few tips. And you'd listen to fuckyouhard too. U are far better than me and I am not even a newbie. grin I'm the whack! And I refuse you to contest this with me. grin so get better babes. You'd be awesome at it!

Oh and softy.... grin kiss

Yyn
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by yeyenati(f): 3:43pm On Feb 12, 2015
joseph1832:
This lame dame raps like a tramp/she stamps her juice on the loose/calls for truce but a nigger aint a ruse so he backs and shakes her puss with his muse.
buhahahahahahahaha
These rhymes na die/ Joseph is reigning from d grave...chai!!!



Yyn
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by yeyenati(f): 3:41pm On Feb 12, 2015
007Bruce:
i said - someone get this loony off the page/ pelvic al girldle - this poosies just a waste tongue
waste ko, waste ni/ this loony is gonna stay on this page/ if you don't like the swag better make yourself late... grin



Ouch!!! Goshkid/ grin grin grin my yeye pass two/ coss mumu na my food/ and since u get am well...make u join me too//


Yyn
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by yeyenati(f): 3:24pm On Feb 12, 2015
Yahuuuuuzzzzaaa!


grin grin grin
The don is the don/ even if e too dey chew gum//

kiss tongue
Lagunna:


Fool, right here, am fully in charge/ Stop posting these stúpid fillers/
Remain in the "sexuality section". . . .PÚSSY NIGGA!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by yeyenati(f): 3:18pm On Feb 12, 2015
joseph1832:
And the lame dame yeyenati makes face
We all she's as naughty as Nicki Minaj's butty
Thus she stints like a skunk/and possess the qualities of the Idi.ot!
hehehe...

This lame dame is a domme to you, my niqqa/ my scent is made for fools/...since you smelt it, then we cool/ now skidaddle like d gurl in thriller/ before d deadly goons will erase ur history from this villa


Yyn
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by yeyenati(f): 3:01pm On Feb 12, 2015
angry angry angry
Krn0e!
a gnome with a haggard face/ i'd decapitate u and leave no space/ when I'm done castrating you/ ur femenies no go wan see your núde/ buh if u fink u sèxy...na eem be say I don loose em glasses//

That face was anger for that 'jonny lost eem way'


Yyn

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by yeyenati(f): 2:57pm On Feb 12, 2015
Wey the bribe? Na so e go just happen like that.

Darkrebel666:


The ban has been lifted bro....
oya, whc battle thread you setting?


Bars:




Lol..jst jokin yeyenati grin

Ama soft type..get dat ? I jst wanna be friendly..wahyasay grin
okay. Cool. smiley all good.




Yyn

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