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I was pondering where to post this beeerrrday thing for that winchie padi of mine, and it fell on me like a truck load of dollar bills. the sports section.... Yaiiissss!!!!


Okay.

Its not everybody that are able to celebrate their birthdays every ........ But when a young looking old grandma kicks another year into the net, Chai, all small, medium and large winchies must collaborate and carry loud speaker for mouth...

So I say...

Happy birthday to this 16 year old grandma of nineteen grandchildren, with an ass of a femme fatale. May the Gods of aphrodisiacs continue to shower you with plenty juices. May All Gibo-like feelings be smudged with more gibolicious enthusiasms.


Happy berrrrrrrrrdai, babelly.


And to my godson ur mama I love, you I love more. Al-Ameen Alaka... Happy bornday my charmer. Not all three year olds can get this kain swag na. U go fear fear.

Pffffffttt.

When naijarians begin to call hammer, spade. Address the issue no, redress am. Oh yeah.

and when sarcasm begins to feel like a damn good point of view, sh#t just becomes hilarious?!!!!!!

Hayorigbos and the displays of their stupidity in their state of intelligence.
(Hayorigbos- Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo fools!!!)



..yyn..

Peeps


yyn

mohammad11:
Jazakumullahu khairan.
How far about the namusorg website launching? because Am bored of nairaland
Cc: tbaba1234
Wizeboy
Maclatunji
Sissie

check my signature.

What I miss?
Who dey please...who dey loose?



Yyn

Speakdatruth:
wetin u know?

not much but this much I know.

Want a cookie?


Yyn

Disillusion everywhere. Oh well.

Their father!!!!

Yeye no dey smell yiansh unless na gold dem use carve am.
Dick riders...suck on this ::II::



Yyn

mirexxx:
u beta start loving ur incoming queen of NL ooo

yimucious.

Wey the queen? Abeg no put word for my mouth ooo.


Yyn

Speakdatruth:
everyone loves twaci

I disagree

kr0ne:
You can never change

muaahhhcious!!!


Yyn

kr0ne:
Na wa for u o e don tay o

Awon goons ni won ni kin snooze Jo
Ori Mi to FEMA gbona, Mi tete cool off
Back to normal sa, na ghenghen tinx, I no fit fall of.



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Nickymezor:
Mehn, who do I vote 4 nw? Kinda confused

Tophaaz.z

Oya...

kr0ne:
Yeeeeee! Who be this?

buhihuhuhuhuhiii
Gerraway!!!!

I yeye fully vote tophaz

Nljega

I vote aipete2
Cc nljega

kr0ne:
Heywhizzy
Warriblood KOW
Wrongturn
Jigsawkillah
Jreyez
Ksslib Kssleep
Emaprince boss
Coogar
Kinglaykay
Yeyenati

Please come vote for Lurlah2014 and Tohpahz. Add 'cc: NLJega' as u do, thanks

and aipete2 and milaby.


Yyn

scentmarlc:
Brother you are not a girl....that much i know. Now go and play outside

u dey kolo

Alphaace. I dey jare. Vote aipete2 oooo and milaby. Just cos u can.

Yyn

I vote aipete2, milaby...the head cover did it for me.
Lurlah24 for good measure.

Cc: Nljega

Yyn

Who dafuq banned kr0ne??
Its like want this place burnt down?
E be like say una no know what's up ba?


Yyn

Yyn votes aipete2
Nljega


Yyn

Hey
Hey
Hey!!!

Sup beetches!!!!!


Yyn

Simple instruction, change 'm' to 'ss' some people no understand.
okay, write out the alphabet from 'a' then that letter after 'l' is 'm'. That's d one that you would change to 'ss'.
eg: www.m.youtube.com.....
will become
www.ss.youtube.com.......


***runs out of thread before lagunna breathes fire and limestone***


youngdanaval, if i cash u ehn...



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LadyVida:
Please I need someone who can write on fashion for my magazine...please needed urgently. called me on 08139087753 or reply. Thanks

me

Dyt:
Looks like my frnd Yeyenati

me I bleacher than this na. I'm bleached reach my fingernails.

You go fear fear na. waking deads!!!!!!!!!!


I no dey vote sa. Wasn't tagged.

Mathematical for a newbie, you really tried. Try and attend o4kaa's class sa and darkrebel too can give a few tips. And you'd listen to fuckyouhard too. U are far better than me and I am not even a newbie. I'm the whack! And I refuse you to contest this with me. so get better babes. You'd be awesome at it!

Oh and softy....

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joseph1832:
This lame dame raps like a tramp/she stamps her juice on the loose/calls for truce but a nigger aint a ruse so he backs and shakes her puss with his muse.

buhahahahahahahaha
These rhymes na die/ Joseph is reigning from d grave...chai!!!



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007Bruce:
i said - someone get this loony off the page/ pelvic al girldle - this poosies just a waste

waste ko, waste ni/ this loony is gonna stay on this page/ if you don't like the swag better make yourself late...



Ouch!!! Goshkid/ my yeye pass two/ coss mumu na my food/ and since u get am well...make u join me too//


Yyn

Yahuuuuuzzzzaaa!



The don is the don/ even if e too dey chew gum//

Lagunna:
Fool, right here, am fully in charge/ Stop posting these stúpid fillers/
Remain in the "sexuality section". . . .PÚSSY NIGGA!

joseph1832:
And the lame dame yeyenati makes face
We all she's as naughty as Nicki Minaj's butty
Thus she stints like a skunk/and possess the qualities of the Idi.ot!

hehehe...

This lame dame is a domme to you, my niqqa/ my scent is made for fools/...since you smelt it, then we cool/ now skidaddle like d gurl in thriller/ before d deadly goons will erase ur history from this villa


Yyn

Krn0e!
a gnome with a haggard face/ i'd decapitate u and leave no space/ when I'm done castrating you/ ur femenies no go wan see your núde/ buh if u fink u sèxy...na eem be say I don loose em glasses//

That face was anger for that 'jonny lost eem way'


Yyn

Wey the bribe? Na so e go just happen like that.

Darkrebel666:
The ban has been lifted bro....

oya, whc battle thread you setting?

Bars:
Lol..jst jokin yeyenati

Ama soft type..get dat ? I jst wanna be friendly..wahyasay

okay. Cool. all good.




Yyn