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Hello NLs! Pls i need help bt i dnt need to b critcized or abused on wat am abt to say n ask.

I hv dis new neighbour of mine who is really suffocating me. Dnt get me wrng, i like seeing pple arnd bt i dnt like d pple up into my nose. I like my personal space n i like to also hv my private moment.
So, dis new neighbour whom i only met two weeks ago is mkng it seem i knw him for over a decade. We are d only two in d compound, d owner n his family are nt living in d state anymore bt dey still own d house. I was simple n open bt it seemed he took it d wrng way. In d mrng wen i still need some sleep he'll knock hard on my door. In a day, he'll knock like a dozen times. And sometimes, for nthng! Or wen he is in his room, he'll start texting me thru whatsapp wen we only separated a minute a ago. And wen i ask y, he'll say nthng n jst smiled. Even at wrk, we wrk in dsame place too. He'll start texting me for nthng. And nw, today he decided to sleep in my bed n i was left standing n moving arnd d house like a hawk with mosquitoes biting me all over. I dnt evn knw hw to get rid of him frm my bed plus he's sick. I had to lie to get rid of him n allow my bed to cool before climbing it. Y wont he sleep in his room for God's sakes!!! Dis are jst few of wat am passing thru. I cnt hv my peace anymore. I like it quiet esp nw dat i hv so much to put together in my life at d moment.
So pls, hw do i talk to him without hurting him or anythng? Hw do i approach him abt it cos i dnt like d road dis is leading to. I dnt like been suffocated, i dnt like a person doting me n evrythng i do.

Pls mature advices n no abuses.

lol. Always ask her to urinate before having sex.

dis is d stupdiest dressing i've eva seen. A kind dat doesnt fit d owner n doesnt fit to b invented!

"How many children do you have"

my frnd, sex is nt evrythng. U can do wtout it for nw. Remove it n replace it wt anoda thoughts or thngs in ur mind. U'll get a gal too wen d time comes. U are nt impotent, its ur joystick dats simply tellng u dat he doesnt feel like entering an over used pothole! Mk ur bible ur new companion. U'll b fine....

Tk hrt n tk ur time to let dem knw bt wen u are ready. Dats life, u'll b fine soon.

I'll act like i've been asleep all along....

Nobody is an expert here but we do try our best.
Ur gf needs some space. Wen a woman has miscarriage or a forced abortion, she wont be happy. U shouldnt hv asked her to do dat. U should've support here at dat time cos of d hormones. Go to her house if u most. Calls n texts is not enough.

see, ur gal is kind of insecure i thnk n dats y she likes to b called all d time. Bt u shouldnt hv blasted her like dat n she shouldnt hv gotten angry wen u didnt call for a whole day. U started d pixs on watsapp etc n she followed suit. U guys are jst playing games wt each oda n u both are getting hurt n she is enjoying d fact dat she knws u are hunting. Remove her frm ur watsapp so dat u wont b getting hurt by seeing all those thngs. Try to act mature cos u are all playing like kids. If u cnt bear d hurt anymore, move on. She will come bck to u if she loves u.

wow.....nice....

ewwwwww.....dat asses are disgusting to look at! Nt nice at all...

He should jst move away frm d area if he is chanced, since she can b deadly as to even use a knife on him. I'll try to avoid confronting her if am d one.

my dear, introduction don happen! B expecting ur dowry delivery soon.

Diff title n diff story n a sexy pix.....whch one u dey Shebi u said she enjoyed it? Y is she in need of advice? Pls, try to b more specific if u need help or nt.

wallahi u wicked!!! lol

wallahi u wicked!!!

Thanks for all ur contributions.

pls any state here dat weren't paid their July allowance? wats happening pls.

Good morning fellow Nairalanders.
Pls I need an advice in other to help a friend. Especially by d medical Doctors n dieticians here.
I have frnd who is averagely fat, she wasnt fat before bt staying at home for 1 yr n half created it although she was even doing hard labour evryday like carrying 25kg of sacks n loading it into vehicles frm thier shop. Bt at times goes on, d fat continue to develop in her body n nt even muscle. Now she is nt at home for over almost a yr nw bt seem nt to lose d fat even though she works hard, change her nutrition, walk frm work for over 35-40 minutes evryday, she exercises too at home bt nthng seem to change. Pls she needs advice on wat to do.

P.S: mature advices only.

u Rilly don't Hv a prblm.

God!!! D wrld has changed.... Men whr are u

Daaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn!!! D guy is in soup. Too many beauties to bleep...

he's jst too handsome n most handsome men are players dats y.

Mikocake:
thats what im trying to make clear here. snakes in the dream can signify pregnancy..those snakes attacking you represents the sperm cells trying to penetrate your womb which represents you in the dream..unfortunately you were biten by one which signifies penetration of the sperm cell..review your sexual life and know where to make ammendments but if you are married or maybe expecting a baby then no need for worrie

bt my sex life is clean neither am i married.

Mikocake:
beware of unwanted pregnancy...beware!

wat pregnancy? I neva said i had sex wt d snake.

jonaifame22:
snakes from time immemorial has been used to signify th devil, so in a case whereby snakes come to ur dwelling it simply means that the evil one are seeking entrance in to ur abode, and also u said a snake bit u,it depends where u were bitten by the snake.

it was on my palms cos wen i caught dat one by d head, before i knew it, it squeeze it head dwnward to my palm n bit me..

PunkyVeer:
In my culture it means you have a hidden enemy, hence snake. This person smiles at your face but is planning evil behind your back.

wat did i do to dat person heh! Am nt a bad person. God is thr oooo

Salex007:
This signify that ur enemy is a SHE (female)

wat do u mean dat its a SHE enemy?

etiosa97:
I see death

pls, dnt b writting dis kind of straight n scary advice. If its anoda person, d person will go haywire n crazy n only God knws wat else. Anyway, thank u for ya interpretation.

first of all, am a female nt a male. Thanks for all ur advices. I'll pray harder on dis. And i'll kip defeating dem.

well, she tld u she had a bf, so dnt b over reacting. She'll call u eventually IF she luvs u. If she doesnt, let it go.

Hello my fellow NL. Gudmrng n happy sunday.
I need u pls to help n interpret wat it means for someone to dream abt snakes. Last nyt, i dreamt dat snakes kept coming at me. And in my room too. I caught one n it even bit me. And more kept coming.




Pls mature advices.