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| Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Have You Noticed !! (18+) - . If you suck one n*pple well, the woman herself offers the other one. In-case you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! - . Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B**bs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, p*ssy. No wonder men suffer from high BP! -. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. - . Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. - . 3 people having s*x is a threes*me, 2 is a twos*me. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment. - . Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. - . Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*ck hard, not his life..! - . When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them comes and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by victor2fresh(m): 12:29pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
VERY FUNNY |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 12:31pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
shumuel:B-u-l-l-s-h-i-t!! 1 Like |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by djeezy(m): 12:39pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Nice |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 12:39pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Aisha95: hmmm... Okay, thats how you feel about this truth but i guess you agree with the rest, right ? Modified: Wait... A... Minute ! Tell me you didn't smile when you read it and tell me you never did the one(part) you quoted and i would tag you a liar  |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 12:40pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
victor2fresh: Yeah, and true |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 12:46pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
shumuel: Probably Modified: Wait... A... Minute ! Tell me you didn't smile when you read it and tell me you never did the one(part) you quoted and i would tag you a liarNot even a smirk. |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 12:53pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Aisha95: |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Aminat508(f): 1:00pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Funny dude 1 Like |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 1:16pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Aminat508: Funny You, i guess it would be nice if you can explain the first part to your sister Aisha95, because she didn't get it ''Or she's just trying to form saint'' |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 1:27pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
djeezy: Thanks man |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 1:30pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
[quote author=shumuel post=37352315][/quote]
Most definitely. |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 1:37pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Aisha95: kikiki hahaha Lol, Okay case closed. But... Why then tag it bullsh*t ? Ladies... Hmmm :/ |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 1:41pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
shumuel:I mean to say I haven't done it. |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 1:41pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
shumuel:I mean to say I haven't done it. |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 2:16pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Aisha95: Lady i don't believe you. hmmm! 'quickly went to her Profile to check out her Dp to see how she looks but met something else, then i had a mixed feeling, 2 actually' 1. I guess i could believe you since you don't have a face 'i hope you understand why i said so'. 2. I just can't conclude untill i see your face or how you look. Pix and i may |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
shumuel:My pix will be uploaded according to my self-assigned protocol. |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 2:36pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Aisha95: Okay not really bothered about that just suprised, are you living in a female only city ? Because the guys around you must be saints or just too dumb  1 Like |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 2:52pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
shumuel:I reside in an area occupied by both sexes. Nope. The guys around me aren't dumb rather they are responsible guys who pride not in fornication. 1 Like |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 3:09pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Aisha95: (Smiling) trust me lady your first quote is not a result of the @ Bolded but rather just being the Ladies man. |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by ggrin(f): 3:21pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
shumuel:   |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 3:29pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by asumo12: 3:33pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by asumo12: 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 3:46pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
shumuel:Whatever rocks your boat, dude. |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by yilly(f): 3:55pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
wow.....nice.... |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by adedayourt(m): 4:45pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
i laff kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiikikikikikikiki |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Nobody: 4:46pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Lol . So funny but true. |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by Omotayor123(f): 5:16pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
adedayourt:Na this kind thread dem dey see you  |
| Re: Funny But True (18+) by shumuel(m): 5:21pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
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