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ObiOmaMu:
What manner of girl is this?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/babe-causes-stir-on-twitter-after-she.html

yinkslinks:
call

yinkslinks:
call

Haute:
"Sweetheart, I love you"

"Honey, I've missed you so much"

"Promise you'll never leave us again"

"I promise..."

"I love you, sweetie"

"I love you more, my angel"

"No, I love you more"

"No, no, no, I love you more"

"I say I love you more!!!"

"Why are you raising your voice at me, I love you more jor!!!"

"You this stubborn woman!"

"You this obstinate waka-waka Israelite!"

*dirty slap*

*counter-attack*

*dirtier slap*

*wrestling match*

Two days later...Nairaland frontpage again.

Hehe...I wish them the very best in their marriage.

Orikinla:
. OP is naive. How would you know if your man can perform or not before marriage? How would you if your girlfriend has frigidity or not before marriage? You better test your reproductiive health in sexual intercourse before marriage. Linda Ikeji's father once told me how his buddy could not get his wife pregnant and suggested I could help him out. You better confirm your sexual fitness before marriage. My #GidiBlues is seeing is believing in love and sex. What's yours?

NEHLIVE:
Can a Nigerian senator act in this manner though? A Kenyan member of parliament George Theuri is unquestionably one of the most controversial Kenyan politicians currently.

Just days after he was attacked for posting photos of his kids playing with a loaded firearm, the youthful MP is at it again.


The legislator posted a images of himself in a towel with his wife on social media as they handle, then deleted it after his followers started attacking him again.

Check out one of the images below;

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/04/can-nigerian-senator-do-this-though.html

ireneony:
I'm better looking than them

ireneony:
They are average looking... Nothing special

HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty brings you the most interesting thread for this year . After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: . My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call . Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo . My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: . Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty . All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: . Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right .

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: .
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it .



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl .
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction

raumdeuter:
He still managed to look clueless like say he no even understand what the man is saying, he would just be nodding like a red neck lizard

This Jonathan was dey use elbow dey tap current from the girl, the girl come dey use style turn away

Odechukwu Retardeen How is Otuoke by the way

Vinshu:
I receive calls very often even more than my hubby. Yet, I ain't sleeping around

And I accept gifts from people either material or financial from both male and female yet, I ain't sleeping around.

Somethings are to be kept secret.

People can posses traits but ain't who you think they are.

goodlifehyd1:
Almost all private schools in Lagos state now serves as event centers on saturday and church on sundays and i dont think kids go to school in such clothes in naija

chudyprince:
Op that place is not a Church, its a residential compound

blazetitov:
Ekiti people are done for. Awon elebi. Selling their future for cups of rice and N200 note.

Logician:
Get the lady pregnant and th family would beg you to pay 50k

Dmillionaire:
you are very wrong. dollars at the parallel market or black market as at this afternoon is $317

Hadez:
Guys are not only guilty about this, sometimes we ladies really feel the urge to be alone and get down with someone we have a crush on. OK enough said

I know some people might take me as a bad girl but I don't care. I am going to state the fact and hey I am here to have fun


1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown: some guys don't seem to understand the signs though. The thing is we ladies are very conscious of what we were, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue

2. She lays her had on your shoulders or laps: this is a very popular trick we use but some guys are too quick to start kissing and pressing... This is not cool, it makes us uneasy and we change our mind. Why don't put just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you see we actually repaired for this before coming

3. Telling you we want to sleep and you shouldn't disturb: let me tell you a secret guy, no girl I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me)

4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time: we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don't get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house?

5. We loose off some buttons on our shirt: we want you to feel aroused and make a move but instead you will dip your hands in your pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then you will be forming bad guy later

6. We tell you to play a song and we start dancing: if I am dancing in your room, I expect you to join me then along the link you rock me then you know what next to do. But most of you don't even know how to Dance it is frustrating

Johnnyessence:
AGF, EFCC chair seal deal with Justice Dept

Anti-graft agency seeks records of recovered £22.5m

United States has agreed to repatriate to Nigeria about $480million believed to have been stolen by the late Head of State, Gen. Sani Abacha and his family.

But the conditions for the repatriation of the cash and other details are being worked out, The Nation has learnt.

Also, it was learnt that the Department of Justice in the United States now has a Kleptocracy Unit, which will assist to track looted funds and money laundered by public officials from Nigeria and other nations.

The planned repatriation is the outcome of the recent meeting between the Department of Justice and the Attorney-General of the Federation, Abubakar Malami (SAN) and the Acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission( EFCC), Mr. Ibrahim Magu.

A source, who spoke in confidence with our correspondent, said: “This is the largest loot ever traced to a former Nigerian public officer in the U.S.

“The DOJ, the AGF and the EFCC have concluded all the talks; we are in the process of repatriation of the $480million.

“Although there are interventions from private lawyers, the DOJ prefers a government-to-government deal.

“ I can tell you that the funds will soon be repatriated. If there is anything left, it has to do with the conditions which the US will attach to the utilisation of the funds.

“The US is likely to advise on specific areas to spend the funds on and the project monitoring mechanisms. It does not want the cash re-looted.”

In the source’s view, there is no hiding place for Nigerian treasury looters in the United States anymore.

“The Federal Government and the U.S. on January 14, 2003 signed the Treaty on Mutual Legal Assistance in Criminal Matters between the two nations. So, no corrupt public officers from Nigeria can hide in the US.

“At the session with AGF and the EFCC boss, they told the Nigerian team that the DOJ now has Kleptocracy Unit which is closing tabs on Political Office Holders and other public officers in this country and many other nations.”

The Department of Justice of the United States had in the last few years initiated forfeiture proceedings against the Abachas.

The proceedings made it possible for the Abacha family and its associates to forfeit over $550million and £95,910 in 10 accounts and six investment portfolios linked to them in France, Britain, British Virgin Islands and the United States.

The Criminal Division of the Office of International Affairs of the US Department of Justice, in a letter to the Federal Government, identified the accounts where Abacha loot was hidden.

The highlights are as follows: Doraville Properties Corporation – $287 million in Account Number 80020796 located at Deutsche Bank International Limited in the Bailiwick of Jersey; HSBC Fund Administration (Jersey) – $12 million in account number S-104460 in the Bailiwick of Jersey; and Rayville International, S. A – $1 million in account number 223405880IUSD at Banque SBA in Paris, France.

Others are Standard Alliance Financial Services Limited – $144 million in account 223406510PUSD at Banque SBA in Paris; Mecosta Securities – $21.7 million in accounts 10030688 and 100138409 at Standard Bank in the United Kingdom; and HSBC Bank Plc – $1.6 million in account number 38175076.

Also listed are Blue Holding (1) Pte Ltd/ Ridley Group Limited – £6,806,900; Blue Holding (2) Pte. Ltd/ Ridley Group Limited – £21,846,983; Blue Holding (1) Pte. Ltd/ Ridley Group Limited – £10,293,343.58; Blue Holding (2) Pte. Ltd/Ridley Group Limited – £56,962,996.26

It was learnt that the Abacha family had pledged to cooperate with the Federal Government.

But the EFCC is still probing the whereabouts of £22.5m (N6.18billion) loot which the late Gen. Abacha allegedly stashed away on the Island of Jersey.

No fewer than three prominent Senior Advocates of Nigeria (SAN) have been quizzed by the EFCC on the whereabouts of the records of the recovered £22.5m (N6.18billion).

According to records, the late Head of State allegedly stashed the funds through a Lebanese called Bhojwani.

But when the Office of the AGF was alerted by a whistle-blower, the administration of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan opened discussions with the Attorney-General of the Island of Jersey.

“The AG of the Island of Jersey cooperated fully with the government, leading to the repatriation of the £22.5m. EFCC is still searching for the records from those involved.

A top EFCC source said last night: “We have not closed investigation into the whereabouts of this money.”
http://thenationonlineng.net/u-s-agrees-give-nigeria-480m-abacha-family-loot/