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Family / Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by Yippeedaniel(m): 1:07pm On Nov 15, 2021
Guy no go confirm oo. Day your house. Seen alot inda village.
Romance / Re: I'm 30yrs Male In Love With A 19yrs Old by Yippeedaniel(m): 1:01pm On Nov 15, 2021
Vinnie2000:



If She is Mature in reasoning and conduct, Go Ahead! smiley
But If She is the regular 19 year old Nigerian Girl who is obsessed with Selfies, Instagram, Tiktok, Fashion trends, Omah Lay, Fireboy,etc, You better Wise ur brain! sad


This guy is a prophet. Wait where is she from cos most 19yr to 25 from some tribe na redflag

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Always So Eager To Cook For Their Boyfriends? by Yippeedaniel(m): 12:58pm On Nov 15, 2021
You should be happy she can cook. My neighbor wife no Sabi cook. Na her husband and 10yrs daughter dey cook.

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Religion / Re: Can You Cancel Marriage Because Of Church Denominations Difference? by Yippeedaniel(m): 12:54pm On Nov 15, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


Walahi talahi i love your response, so when you see people of faith talking about their faith it's none of your concern because "you have no time for all that law" undecided


Guy religion don't make her a good wife. I have friends that marry super religious girls but they're not good wives. I have friends that marry out of the lord n they're enjoying thier marriages. What I'm saying is i don't do religious tribalism. I can't be your friend just because you're a Christian or Muslim or juju worshipper. When doing business i take religion off, when loving i take religion (barrier) off.. If i meet a great gal with perfect character and she likes me. We stay together, while she's worshipping her juju, I'll help her buy kaikai while returning from church ( last time i went to church was over 10yrs ago Sha).. That's unconditional love
Family / Re: Help! I Just Got My Colleague At Work Pregnant by Yippeedaniel(m): 12:42pm On Nov 15, 2021
I can see the future cry. You guys were fing, what about her bf?. Oh she was your sex mate. Do you anything about her?. If she's calabar then you need to listen to your parents. I can't marry for wrong reasons. Well, congratulations but if you ask me I'll repeat my first line.
Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 9:02am On Nov 15, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

If i should commit a sin i will act like one of my ancient brothers in faith, his name is David he is the King of Israel back then, he humbly pleaded guilty and accepted discipline!
So whatever God's people say i should do to remain in their midst i Maximus will do!

Jehovah's Witnesses please i'm begging you all don't forsake me o! cheesy



Until then. For now try be a good (pretending) jw... You watch the annual meeting?.. Gay will be resurrected inda 1000yrs.

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 9:00am On Nov 15, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

So that means nah family affairs wey no concern you. David pikin Bleep themselves he no carry them go count! cheesy

Mad oooo... When the end reach e go sweet eh..

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Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Refuted by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:57am On Nov 15, 2021
Covid-19 Pandemic killed Jw..It's not an online religion. If the owner of zoom app show delete zoom. Oboy e done kuku end.

Jesus is not arc angel anyhow.

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Religion / Re: Does Hell Exist? by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:51am On Nov 15, 2021
No matter what you guys think, read and quote. The merciful God will still punish sinners.

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Religion / Re: Can You Cancel Marriage Because Of Church Denominations Difference? by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:47am On Nov 15, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


So you have no regards for God's word {1Corinthians 7:39} no wonder you're furious against God's people! cheesy


Men i don't have time for all that law. I marry her if i love her. I'm not marrying inda lord. I'm marry her not her religion

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:46am On Nov 15, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


If you're not stupid is it not eyewitnesses that will stand against the accuse in court that he or she truly commit the offense?

I wish a neighbour who hates you accuse you of child molestation when nobody is there then you'll remember Jehovah's Witnesses! smiley
grin grin grin

I don't have neighbors. And jw sex abuse is mostly with fellow jw. Sex inda lord

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:44am On Nov 15, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


All the things you mentioned fittingly describe Jesus' teachings no wonder he said people will call his followers CULTISTS {Matthew 10:25}
hmmmmmmmmmmmm thanks for showing me Jesus' real disciples! smiley


You'll never see the flaws of the WT org until you outside.. Pray you don't commit sin and get judged. You'll see that jw love is conditional and fake

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:39am On Nov 15, 2021
true2god:
You have forgotten that the watchtower has one of the highest cases of sex abuse among it's members in the US, and even here in Nigeria. Blackmailing other Christian groups will.onky the rot in your organization. Go and read the number of litigation against the watchtower organization.

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Even here in Nigeria. Jw sex abuse is high. But they over up so the org will appear perfect. The girls gives freely and most of them are sex addict. Older men abuse younger jw and if they report to elder. Two witness rules will come in place and next things you'll advise you leave it in Jah hands. You'll be strictly advised never to call the police because it's will bring Shme to the org (Jehovah, jw worship wT) [color=#770077]

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:29am On Nov 15, 2021
haddeylium:
Good evening brother Janosky and MaxInDHouse
How're you guys doing?


Many of the Celebrities have horrendous falsehoods hurled against them but how many do they want to reply? cheesy

The best thing to do is let them be
. Ignore them. They're your fans. They will say their falsehoods and those who want to listen will listen. However, there is one thing that ex-Witnesses fail to realize. >>
They build up CURIOSITY in some people. I mean, people see how well dressed we are with happy families, carrying a Bible, how peaceful we are in their neighborhood then someone says that we are a cult, we secretly torture our kids and wild stories like this. cheesy
There will be people that will see through the anachronism. They reach out to talk to us. They go to our website. They discover that they were lied to.

LOL

IF the reasonable honest hearted person can tell that these people do not speak the truth, I think we're good.



Carrying bags and acting according to scripts?. EVEN the mornom do the same and they're peace too. You guys are not preaching to anyone but trying to recruit more publishers or slaves to sell magazine.


When they mean jw is a cult it doesn't mean street cult. See the below.
[1] Authoritarian Leadership
(2)Exclusivism
[3] Isolationism
[4] Opposition to Independent Thinking.
[5] Fear of Being “Disfellowshiped”.
[6] Threats of Satanic Attack.
(7) scattering of family settings

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Religion / Re: Can You Cancel Marriage Because Of Church Denominations Difference? by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:12am On Nov 15, 2021
I marry her even if she serve juju.
Religion / Re: Noah's Arks Story Is Illogical by Yippeedaniel(m): 5:59pm On Nov 14, 2021
This story isn't doesn't add up. But god is perfect
Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 5:57pm On Nov 14, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


Then Judas, his betrayer, seeing that Jesus had been condemned, felt remorse and brought the 30 pieces of silver back to the chief priests and elders, saying: “I sinned when I betrayed innocent blood.” They said: “What is that to us? You must see to it!” So he threw the silver pieces into the temple and departed. Then he went off and hanged himself. But the chief priests took the silver pieces and said: “It is not lawful to put them into the sacred treasury, because they are the price of blood.”  After consulting together, they used the money to buy the potter’s field as a burial place for strangers. Therefore, that field has been called Field of Blood to this very day. Matthew 27:3-8

He be like say you don forget say nah JW you dey follow yan for Bible matter? cheesy


F that jw matter...

Acts 1:18
Now this man purchased a field with the wages of iniquity; and falling headlong he burst open in the middle and all his entrails gushed out.

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 5:55pm On Nov 14, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

I wonder what your own problem about those hoping in the day! cheesy
You have concluded that they are gang of rapists and pedophiles yet you're still worried over what they believe, don't you think something is wrong somewhere?

Well let me enlighten you, it's the fallen angels that's worried because they know that JWs are the only organization God is using, they're the ones instigating you to chat with JWs over the matter! 1Peter 1:12

There are over 41,000 different sects claiming denominations of Christianity and they have made lots and lots of failed predictions yet you're only after JWs, don't you think something is behind it? cheesy



Forget all this, watch your GB.

Start from 2:20..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu6X1YU6YYI

Your Gb denied that's his not the only spoke men God is using on earth.

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 5:17pm On Nov 14, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


We know it's demons (fallen angels) talking not you because they're worried about the day they will be destroyed:

It was revealed to them that they were ministering, not to themselves, but to you, regarding what has now been announced to you by those who declared the good news to you with holy spirit sent from heaven.


Into these very things, angels are desiring to peer! wink1Peter 1:12




When this old men die and the kingdom no come. They'll change teaching again. What will they say? Its over_overlap lap?

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 5:14pm On Nov 14, 2021
MaxInDHouse:

OK he died by suicide, shey?
What leads to suicide if not depression? cheesy


The nigga didn't commit suicide..

Read (Acts 1:18)
Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 4:51pm On Nov 14, 2021
The September 2015 JW Broadcast on tv.jw.org explained that the generation included any anointed that met Frederick William Franz, as he was born and baptised prior to 1914.

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 4:44pm On Nov 14, 2021
Jw and this generation prophecy/ overlapping generation.

Everything about that prediction is wrong and has always been wrong from day one.... The just concluded Annual meeting. One gb said He'll witness the end of this system of things. I think his 60+.meaning next 10 to 30 yrs this world will end..

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 4:32pm On Nov 14, 2021
Emusan:


That means Satan system of things are still found within your organization.



Yet your publication is full of how to fight depression.

I can't forget this statement from a JWs friend "My Aunty died unhappy"




She didn't commit suicide but she was depressed and died unhappy bvos of the way she was treated by the organization.

The same my friend survived depression 2018-2019



[color=#000099][/color] depression is a very big problem in the org. That's why every WT or awake and public talks is always about depression and the best way to make them feel better is promise them paradise. Paradise isn't coming in the next 100yrs.

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 4:05pm On Nov 14, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


The highlighted is a misconception Sir!

ExJWs do commit suicide. Take for example one brother in the first century whose name was "Judas Iscariot" he served Jehovah along with Jesus and the other Apostles but later he backslide and fell for the love of money.
The former brother later discovered that all what he was looking for outside Jehovah's


arrangement is worthless and he has lost the favour in the midst of Jesus' disciples so he committed suicide.
The same is happening today, but whoever remain focused on the teachings of God's people will always rejoice that he is serving God in the right place!



Judas was not a Jw. HE didn't die off depression.

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 1:26pm On Nov 14, 2021
Jw n immorality or fornication... Majority of the sisters age 19 to 25 born and raised in the organization or not virgins. The street can tell about thier sharing formula to non believer. (wolf in sheep clothing,). Those in da uni are worst. While the young men can't keep they dc in they tight pants.. If it's was God spirit leading self control will be there. (1,006 alleged perpetrators of child sexual abuse, relating to more than 1,800 victims since 1950,) Only in Australia. Think about Africa, Nigeria. Only God knows.

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 6:04am On Nov 14, 2021
[color=#770077][/color] how can the court convict when the org refuse to report to the police. The org discourage its subject from reporting to the police. Also two witness rules shit.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcYn4AiwQE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ja8dMEmPY



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBE_oof1RzE

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Romance / Re: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by Yippeedaniel(m): 5:44am On Nov 14, 2021
Yes marry her now and dies fast
Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 8:59pm On Nov 13, 2021
achorladey:





This one still calling what the religious organization you belong willing submitted to authorities in Australia as accusations grin grin grin
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Watch this...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDwHdj7plWo

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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 4:21pm On Nov 13, 2021
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The highlighted is what right thinking persons finds so baffling because most individuals who came from different parts of the world to join this global family have their worst sides {1Corinthians 6:9-11} yet the fruitage of God's Holy Spirit is reflecting in their gathering! Galatians 5:22-23

[1] LOVE! Nobody can deny the fact that this imperfect humans have some crazy love for members of their group no matter where you come from! John 13:34-35


[/color]Conditional love you mean?

[2] JOY! Whatever they have they're always joyful as long as they're able to do the works of their God! Luke 10:17 compare to John 4:34

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Jw are the most depressed sect. That's why every WT talks about how depressed and frustrated older ones and poor jw are.

[3] PEACE! When other religions do have body guards carrying weapons going about with their leaders, there's no such thing in the gathering of JWs because they have PEACE permeating their assembly.

[/color] there's no peace. False peace, too much hating going on in congratulations around Nigerian.. Oh i Forget it's normal for imperfect human i think �

[4] PATIENCE! They are patiently waiting for the promise their God made and everyone can see that no matter what happens JWs are the most patient in every human society.

wink
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Promise? The failed predictions. Stop waiting because you'll never see it come through in your lifetime. Go watch the Annual meetings.

[5] GOODNESS! When everyone is scared of their neighbours they feel safe in the gathering of JWs, why? Because they know this people preach and teach about God's kingdom not prosperity.

[/color] Feel save when over 1000 kids are abuses in the organization?

[6] GENTLENESS! During times of agitations or protests everyone knows that JWs aren't there because they're the most gentle in the society.

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Why won't you be gentle when you're being controlled and told what to say. Slaves are normally gentle.


[7] FAITH! Their faith in the promises of their God is so strong that they keep preaching and teaching in all their neighbourhood.
cheesy[/color] Mistaken certainties, that's not faith.

[8] MILDNESS! People often treat them badly but they will mildly walk away without causing any trouble with whoever insult them for their ministry! 1Peter 3:15


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No one treats you badly when you're innocent.

[9] SELF-CONTROL! Satan is using so many means to make people act wildly but everyone knows that JWs have self-control.

[/color] clap for yourself.. Australia Branch of Jehovah's Witnesses had records of 1,006 alleged perpetrators of child sexual abuse, relating to more than 1,800 victims since 1950,

So if anyone is now complaining about the imperfection of each individuals forming a group let him know that it's imperfect humans that you'll find everywhere but it's only where God's Holy Spirit is WORKING that you will see imperfect humans exhibiting the qualities of God's Holy Spirit as a group. Therefore there is no law any human society can put up against such a group:


But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Meekness, temperance: [color=blue]AGAINST SUCH THERE IS NO LAW
. Galatians 5:22-23

May you have PEACE! smiley

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����� You think God will be proud of you for writing this long shit. The same God will kill all gross imperfect jw in Armageddon.

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Religion / Jn by Yippeedaniel(m): 3:44pm On Nov 13, 2021
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Religion / Re: Fifteen Basic Beliefs You Didn't Know About Jehovah's Witnesses by Yippeedaniel(m): 3:31pm On Nov 13, 2021
achorladey:


That is to say, to an outsider all the glittering things the org and its members display to you on the outside are not really gold. It is when you are in you will understand that they are polished copper abi brass of which are shiny. grin grin


Worst shit that don't happen in churches, got you wondering if God's own org will breed such cross imperfect humans.


Jw's and alcohol abuse!!

There are so many JW's that are secret alcoholics. They preach a wholesome godly life. But a big majority are raging alcoholics. The Bible never condemn Drinking but over use of alcohol is a major problem in the org.

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Religion / Re: Why Is God's Name 'JEHOVAH' Not In Your Bible? by Yippeedaniel(m): 9:46pm On Nov 03, 2021
Jehovah isn't even inda Bible. The Tetragrammaton isn't Jahova.

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