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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Ben Murray-bruce As An 18 Year Old by Ymodulus: 5:28pm On Jul 24, 2016
youngest85:
HE NEVER KNEW HE'S GONNA OWE MUCH DEBT LATER IN LIFE...
yes very true. He never knew

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Religion / Re: 'I Don't Believe In Hell Fire' by Ymodulus: 11:12am On Jul 24, 2016
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Quran, Bible and all religious books

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Politics / Re: Justice Nnamdi Dimgba: "SSS’ Conduct Disgrace To Democracy” by Ymodulus: 5:42pm On Jul 22, 2016
if you vacate office another will take over.


Smile

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Business / Re: I Have N500,000 Cash, What Profitable Business Can I Start? by Ymodulus: 1:03pm On Jul 14, 2016
dryakson:
Order things online and sell them like jewelries, male and female wrist watches, etc... Distribute it to your neighbors and frnds to help you sell them and make cool cash
not a good advice in my opinion


oladipo322:
u can go into cement business..... I think that more profitable.
Yes but his location is a No No.


Abuja is the cit for such. He doesnt need to have thr mega funds he can pull of things as long as he has the necessary backings, which i dont think is a big deal.
Puresolutions:


Trust me op if you've never done business before then using your entire savings dont learn with your 500k pls.

I know alot of busnesses but this is the best advice i can give.

If you wish to invest try investment that can hold the value of your arming and make gains like buying farm land or getting a shop
i agree with your first paragraph not just on his first business, but its bad putting all eggs in a basket.

However i dont think buying a farm or a shop is a good advice. That is just money been tied down.

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Business / Re: I Have N500,000 Cash, What Profitable Business Can I Start? by Ymodulus: 12:51pm On Jul 14, 2016
Typing...

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Health / Re: My Left Ear Has Been Blocked For 4 Days Now... Help!!! by Ymodulus: 5:41pm On Jul 12, 2016
babyfaceafrica:
God will heal u
so he should get dumb because one super daddy in the sky will heal him right

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 5:01pm On Jul 12, 2016
micynute94

check your account. its little but thats available now.




faithfancy

check your account.


cc: Xeniod

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Car Talk / Re: Abuja Lokoja Kabba Ilorin - Route Recommendation and Advice (PIC INSIDE) by Ymodulus: 4:40pm On Jul 11, 2016
Specialist900:
there is a 3rd route. Take a right at Oye-Ekiti then thru Iye - ekiti then to kwara. This route bypasses omuaran. It's what most transporters use. It's what I used last year when I did that route.



From abuja to minna as you said is good. Drove to Lambata 2wks back. Potholes covered.


Nice write-up.
thanks bro.

I think i know that oye ekiti
Car Talk / Re: Abuja Lokoja Kabba Ilorin - Route Recommendation and Advice (PIC INSIDE) by Ymodulus: 8:00am On Jul 11, 2016
Niyinficient:
Every other route is advisable but u see Jebba-Mokwa-Lapai-Suleja road, bros no try am o...dunno if work has resumed on the Jebba 'death trap' tho!
I dont think he necessarily has to go from Mokwa - Lapai - Suleja, he can go through minna city.

Suleja Road has been repaired. Just recently.

FEGEITOK:

So we are considering about 4-5 hours plus 2-3 hours
between 6 and 8 hours total driving time conditions being favourable

Abuja - Mokwa - Ilorin = 8hours
Abuja - Ekiti = 5hours 30 mins to Ado Ekiti,
Ekiti - Illorin = Around 2-3hours ( i cant recall).
Car Talk / Re: Abuja Lokoja Kabba Ilorin - Route Recommendation and Advice (PIC INSIDE) by Ymodulus: 7:55am On Jul 11, 2016
FEGEITOK:
hello guys and girls, I appreciated your advice to the guy going to Lagos from Abuja.

Please advice me as well.

Most of my special advisers LOL are using 2014 and 2015 experience.

But that is problematic because the current state of the road to Benin from Abuja was pretty good in 2014 and 2015 compared to what it is now. Who knows if that is not the case with the route to Ilorin

I am going to Ilorin from Abuja.

God bless you.

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My Advice is as recent as Last week back, Two weeks Back.


[size=15pt]ROUTES[/size]

■Abuja - Minna - Illorin
-Abuja -suleja -Minna city ( Tow Gate at Secretariat )
This road to me is the best. The road from Abuja to Suleja to Minna has been repaired qith no single Port Hole. Some may think am exaggerating, i state that i am not.
The road been a federal Government road was repaired by the Niger state government.
Minna - Abuja is just an Hour 30mins with a speed of 130km/hr.
note the road is free, wide , standard. ( I ran Minna - Suleja around the kerosene tank well owned by the Abia state governent in 58mims. 135km/h )


*Minna - Gidan Kwano ( location of prestigious Futminna ) - Bida

The road is not that bad. when you get to NECO HeadQuarters and close to Risk Management office from that area down to Bida Round About around the Big Mosque is not too good. port holes. Though not all the road, road around Maizube farms owned by Abdulsam is perfect.
I dont think Gidan Kwano - Bida should be a problem as its a 45min journey on 100km/h.

I am so sure of this route cause i do go to one of the biggest yam market around there to run my biz.

*Bida - Mokwa - Jebba Bridge
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo perfect. New tarr, still dark and fresh, smooth.

*Jebba Bridge - Illorin
From Pako to BiriBiri is not good. it is bad.

However from Bode Sadamu down to Illorin na one way. Note, I always follow the route where i burts out at the new Ilorin High way at the bridge i take the left towards Ilorin Airport road which is close Geri Alimi Round About.

This is illorin and from there shouldnt be a problem. I dont know ilorin much Just Geri Alimi, Tanke, Taiwo, Basin Area.


■ Abuja - Lokoja - Obajana - Kabba - Ekiti - Illorin

From Airport road down following the Shehu Musa Yaradua way down to Lokoja is smooth.
Though note that the lane from lokoja is not as smooth as lane from Abuja to lokoja.

When you get to Lokoja around the International Market take your right straight to around 100km there is a Y junction take same right to Obajana then to Kabba.

State of Obajana Road: Obajana Road is in a state of total Disarray ( Too much portholes ans the road is not tarred in several area, even where the road is tarr has several portholes. However This seems to be the shortest route.

Kabba Road is also not that good. however from One end of ekiti to the other end is okay.

Note: There are two roads to ilorin from Ekiti.
1. Through Ifaki - Omu Aran - Ijara Isin directly into Illorin around kukulende Market area.

2. Through Aramoko - Ijesin - Inisa -Offa - Ilorin. ( i dont follow this route anylonger, its usually empty. You wont see vehicles on the road. And believe me security is something of utmost concern. Drom offa to illorin is busy but before offa is a no. please take route 1)

Take Route 1, even Some bike men all way from Kwara state working in Ado Ekiti take this route.

Sunmary: Abuja - Lokoja- Kabba - Ekiti - Ilorin ( through Omu Aran Route )


■. Abuja - Lokoja - Okene - Ekiti - Kwara ( Do not follow this route. Public behicles dont follow this area. )




THINGS TO Be worried Of?
Nothing. As long as your car is in good conditions ans brake is okay, just fire dei go one way.

You might need the Ac of your car working because around Obajana is extremely dusty.

You should have valid documents. custom paper might not really be a problem as i rarely see custom officials on this side of the road. I mean the recommended route i laid down below.

*Have valid Driving license.
*Have Fire extinguisher, C- Caution, Spare Tyre. This means no bribe to any official on the road. Except you wish too.
* Please if your tinted permit is the old vehicle tinted permit, kindly have the tint off. Else you just attracting problems for yourself. Those highway patrol are much around kwara.

Recommended Route: Abuja - Lokoja- Obajana - Kabba - Ekiti - Ilorin ( through Omu Aran Route ).


My experience- A week - 3weeks old.

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Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush....come In... by Ymodulus: 10:39pm On Jul 10, 2016
ireneony:
Hi ymodulus
hi ireneony
Car Talk / Re: I Am Driving From Abuja To Lagos. Advice Needed Please!!! by Ymodulus: 8:23pm On Jul 10, 2016
AntiWailer:


Bros u get extra life ni ?

We need to let those asking for money know u go thru this stress .

Nice advice and on point.

How is your weekend going bro. Thanks for the other time.

Thanks bro.

hahaha. No extra life sir.

All just for the hutsle. Trying to make ends meet.

you welcome sir. just assisting way I can.

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Car Talk / Re: I Am Driving From Abuja To Lagos. Advice Needed Please!!! by Ymodulus: 6:45pm On Jul 10, 2016
Fit2Rule:


Best route: Lagos - Shagamu - Benin - Ekpoma - Okene - Lokoja Road. It's a bit farther though but you'll escape the traffic ridden Lagos Ibadan expressway 'cos of repair works; and the very bad Okene - Akure road. Goodluck.
But benin, Auchi road is in bad shape. Too much Mud.

However ore - sagamu is very good.
Car Talk / Re: I Am Driving From Abuja To Lagos. Advice Needed Please!!! by Ymodulus: 6:44pm On Jul 10, 2016
AbuSaad39:
okay knowingfully now that this person's car doesn't have Google Map Bluetooth cos if it does he will not going to be asking for advice, so what should be the best advice for this person?


Naija people.
Sir your there is nothing like a car having a Google Map Bluetooth.

Google Map Bluetooth feature is on Google Map and not a car feature.
however Bluetooth is a car feature. If his car does not have enough a Bluetooth he can use Auxiliary cord. It's as simple as A - Z
Car Talk / Re: I Am Driving From Abuja To Lagos. Advice Needed Please!!! by Ymodulus: 6:13pm On Jul 10, 2016
Vince77:


Wow. Very great advice.

I love that interior.
Pls wch car is that?

Honda Civic Sport 2013. Automatic Transmission.

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Car Talk / Re: I Am Driving From Abuja To Lagos. Advice Needed Please!!! by Ymodulus: 5:53pm On Jul 10, 2016
AbuSaad39:
Yeah some don't attends Geography class in their secondary school days that's why. LOL!
you don't need to know how to read maps.

I use Google Map whenever am travelling and driving. It has been so simplified that you need not look at the map. My car has a Bluetooth so I use the Google Map Bluetooth functionality, which tells you follow right left or middle or slight left etc.

You also look at the top left edge of your screen and follow the arrows and heading.

also get a phone stand attach to your car windscreen front.
Car Talk / Re: I Am Driving From Abuja To Lagos. Advice Needed Please!!! by Ymodulus: 5:45pm On Jul 10, 2016
At Poster,


- I recently drove my car all way from Abuja to Lagos. Last week Tuesday to be precise.

- I left Abuja Tuesday evening around 3:45pm and got to lagos Wednesday morning 4:17am.


Things you should not do
● Do not ply the Lagos - Okene - Auchi - Benin - Ore Route. Though this seems to be the shortest route. You need to be warned that Auchi - Benin Road is a death Trap. I mean so very Bad.

● Ensure your car is not one of those low cars. I had my car rims changed from 15" to 17" with tyre of 225 pi.

● Ensure your shocks are good.

● Your drivingredients license and Custom documents and motor vehicle are all in other.

● If you have your car tinted and your permit is the old vehicle tinted permit, please have them off. you will bribe so much till you hate yourself.

Different Routes

● In last 3 weeks, I have driven from Lagos - Kwara, Lagos - Ekiti, Lagos - Minna, Lagos - Abuja road.

Lagos - Minna - Abuja is the best route, the bad road around the Jabba mokwa has been repaired. and just a few side is still in bad shape.
The lagos - Minna route is the longest, however the road is well tarred and you can run very fast. I ran 135kM/h through that route. I left lagos 9:48am and got to Minna 6:20 on the Dot. The next day I left for Abuja.

● Lagos - Ekiti - Obadana- Abuja.
This route is fairly okay, however road from Ilesa ipetu down to Ado ekiti, is not that good so you can run and might end up driving slowly. The Obajana Lokoja road is so bad. That you dI'd be scared of your vehicle.
However it's the fastest. From Lokoja to Abuja is just too sweet, one way. via Airport Nnamdi azikwe, shehu musa yaradua road.


Things To do
● Breaking Your journey half or 3- Quarter way.
If you know you haven't driven this long before I do advice you split the journey into two, except you know you can do it.

● Please ensure you break all N1000 notes into N100. Else by the time you start bribing. You will end up paying N20,000 as settlement fees.

●Road Safety: Ensure you have your fire extinguisher, Spare tyre, Driver license and C- Caution.
I learnt the hard way around Obajana route down to lokoja.

● If you are a force man, just put your jungle heart or cap on the dashboard of your vehicle. Them no born them well to stop you. I once carried a force man.

● When you are asked by any force on the route always tell them you are from a far place, for example from Abuja say Kano. They will have pity on you and not ask you stupid questions or try waste your time.


■■■ PLEASE and Please if your custom paper is invalid no travel with your car ooooooooooooooo. Na there you go no say trouble dei sleep yanga go wake am. wetin him dei find? Wahala u dei find. Wahala you get ooo

cc: chiebube1


Summary: Take the Abuja - Lokoja - Ekiti - Ile ife - Lagos Route.

OR

Abuja - Minna - Kwara - Osogbo - Lagos Route. ( This route is about an hour slow however. You are guaranteed of running on a good tarred road. )

OOO less i forget. Have an updated version of your Google Map.

Below is a picture, from Lagos - ABuja, was running 140km/h
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[size=16pt]Note!!!

Because you be expert driver for abuja no mean say you sabi drive for Lagos ooo. If your car is new without scratches please and please no carry the car enter lagos. Else na serious scratch you go carry.

A moderate lagos driver is an Abuja expert driver, however the reverse is not the case.[/size]

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 1:35am On Jul 08, 2016
sanyaboy:
God says I will bless those who I will bless and have mercy on those who I will have mercy for ...well if you don't wanna look my side over 3 and half hour I can enter my room then sleep .

I try my best
1 paint of rice and beans is okay ...
no maggi I will manage it

(Adebayo Adetutu)

GTBANK 0124490245


battery 2%

can't sleep .... look my side
kaayposh:


Bro I seriously feel for you..plz ymodulus,pity this guy even if it's my share, give it to him

Bye
i just transferred sanyaboy 2,500 personally. Thank KAAYPOSH, her post made me see your post.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 1:24am On Jul 08, 2016
CuriousKat:
I'm still here sir 0130140659 gt bank

[size=15pt]O NO!!!

i just made transfer of N3,000 to your account. Only for me to see that you not a lady as you so claim but a guy.
You were lucky bro.

cc: AntiWailer, Rafeelly, Initialize, Nduchucks .

I have shared all funds sent. Thanks and GoodNight.[/size]

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 1:18am On Jul 08, 2016
[size=18pt]@NDUCHUCKS,

I do like to plead you change your mind from sending funds anylonger. This has been abused. I trying sending to several names and i see people placing their account twice but different banks
i see some claiming to be ladies, when they are not.

cc: AntiWailer, Rafeelly, initialize.


N3,000 FROM RAFEELLY LEFT, I will send to 1 more applicant.[/size]
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 1:14am On Jul 08, 2016
moblorder:
2k Abeg.. ..*********9,skye

[size=14pt]Why trying to scam me brother?
You are not a lady, you are a man.

Please my yoruba brothers is Samuel a ladies name?

Gosh you just got me offended.[/size]

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 1:08am On Jul 08, 2016
yemsai:

Pls m still here...***********,skye b..tanks


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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 1:01am On Jul 08, 2016
kurt09:
Since page 9, help a soul. ****** FCMB


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From now on LADIES ONLY

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 12:55am On Jul 08, 2016
Exlusive:
....I have lost count of how many times I have tried but d hope of a better tomorrow spurs me on....******* heritage bank.FUTA ..ymodulus last hope for my garri tomorrow....pls pick up..


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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 12:49am On Jul 08, 2016
Chuvin22:
Sir Ymodulus, if only I could see you right now my case would have been like the woman with issue of blood.. I won't give up. 2k sef is something. At least for once I will arrange wella b4 goin for my exams 2morrow. Sir pls don't forsake me.. Access Bank ******. Thanks in anticipation Sir.

Luke 8:43-48 King James Version (KJV)


46 And Jesus said, Somebody hath touched me: for I perceive that virtue is gone out of me.

47 And when the woman saw that she was not hid, she came trembling, and falling down before him, she declared unto him before all the people for what cause she had touched him, and how she was healed immediately.

48 And he said unto her, Daughter, be of good comfort: thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace.





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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 12:41am On Jul 08, 2016
[size=15pt]At first i shared N40,000 to 5Nairalanders, AntiWailer also sent me 51,000 to share to 10Nairalanders, Initialize gave me N15,000 to share to 3 Nairalanders.

Now I recieved a credit alert of N15,000 from Rafeelly to share to Nairalanders, anyway i deem fit.[/size]





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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 12:35am On Jul 08, 2016
kennynelcon:



Ymodolus it's 2 hours I'm still hoping


6170620416
Fidelity bank...UNN
ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING
FINAL YEAR

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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 12:31am On Jul 08, 2016
Maczeelly:
Mr Ymodulus pls don't forget
me.I'm a student...2068047889 UBA.....Thanks


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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 12:27am On Jul 08, 2016
MULLAH123:

Check ur likes and shares as well
I won't lose hope. I have mention you and quote you, please consider me.
You have done more than enough for nairalanders so is initialize I remember him giving out gifts on his birthday instead of the other way the way it is done in the society

Please ymodulus am in my final year please
a.b.u Zaria
Electrical engineering
thanks
********** first bank


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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 12:25am On Jul 08, 2016
canymix:
ymodulus, i hav stayed long here pls.........********* gtb


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Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by Ymodulus: 12:19am On Jul 08, 2016
Ulu45:
Make dz my battery juz respect her old age o, ymodulus nver bless us o
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Gtb


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