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Ikomi, imaghizi n'ogee inyanga umunwanyi. I support the coffee meeting ooo.

nnenneigbo:
well monshe i love u but i have to laba

ikomi, hmmmm i'm watching u oooo. love u too( but not the correct one)

Romeo, i will show u love too, as i must love my neighbors

Goodnight and may u all experience tiredness tomorrow at work, i know i will lol

kisses

I don't get goodnite kiss ehh?

monshege:
oh by the way Ikomi, Ynot abatala. unu gbawa zie mgba ahu.
romeo na nnenne, laba n ura ka m watchi late night show of Ynot na Ikomi

No. Anyi akpeziela ihe n'esele anyi okwu i believe.

Been reading and laughing all this while

You guys are funny. Thought nnenne and romeo said they going to sleep 5 pages ago?

Ndi be anyi ndewooo nu. Unu aputasia.

Ikomi:
Ynot i putara igbe iwe na juo na mu, anam a we iwe 4 too long. I can say your pardoned. But the fact is afo gi ahun ajam be gi, because o jamu oo, oga deflate with immediate alacrity.

LOL. Thanks for the pardon. You forgot to mention my sins though.

oohh, unu ji mu n'eme ihe ochi eeh? Nnenne, ihe m dere bu ilu igbo. Read it slowly, you will understand.

Egwu ona atu afo onwe buru uzo?

Ejighi m ujo too okorobia.

Don't worry monshege puta okowara gi the meaning.

nnenneigbo:
ynot, ikomi is not hiding, ebere gi na e mem, o giwa kwesiri i ga hidia. ikomi wuchaputa ebea, haaa, o ga akpotu akpotu.

Egwu ona atu afo onwe buru uzo? Ejighi uzo too okorobia.

nnenneigbo:
eeh!!!! LOL(i'e yes)

it ruined my weekend

romeo:
hahahhaha ikomi oke ogo ynot bia kowa onwe gi ebe a!!!

Anuru m ka ona aju ebe nno. Now, he's hiding.

Romeo, unu n'ubochi?

Nke a Ikomi n'acho m, odikwa na nma.

My Windows Xp vistalized desktop

Just so you know, if you plan on coming to the US to train as a pilot and your name starts, ends or have Muhammed, Atta, Ibrahim or any other islamic related name, don't bother wasting your money. You ain't NEVER going to be admitted.

monshege:
hmm! ekwuru m ya ekwu. GC, i siri profit I make, Ynot, okupugo gi tupu business ebido. onye mazinu ihe ga eme mgbe profit bidoro.
promo for the ude aki business:-
Junior, go and apply some cream on your skin
I already did mummy, i applied vaseline, jergenss, lotion, some macy's cream
no honey, i have told you, there is only one cream which can leave your skin looking shiny and admirable, and that is ude aki
ude aki, original cream with its natural fragrance and essence. naturally made with natural contents such as , that will leave your body feeling clean and well massaged. ude aki, the cream for the future

LOL. And to make it stick, we will pay Halle berry to say she's been using it since she was a kid.

monshege:
business gi na GC a amaka. G& Y ude aki.

Ichefuru ide 'Holdings' at the end of the name. It should be 'G&Y ude aki Holdings' I've never seen an igbo business name without 'holdings' at the end.

ghettochyk:
@ monshege
lmao!!! why does that remind me of "KY jelly"? lol!!
well, you know when it hits american shops like macy's, the name's going to be tweeked to something like "ooday akee" (ude aki) lmao!!!
ok, i think we should name it "Lait du Aki"
or "G & Y's Safari Essence"
okay, whoever comes up with a good name will receive some pay, depending on how much profit i make, i mean we make

lol. ooday akee? how do you say that.

Lait du Aki sounds frenchy and stylish. I love it. When do we start?

ghettochyk:
@ Ynot
i na ato m ochi!! okay. i ma ihe m g'eme? a ga m a ga nigeria zuo ude oki then sell it to macy's. infact ehh, ego m ga eji elota will fill two master bedrooms i choro i joini my business?

Nne, ugbu k'ibira nu. We will even send a sample to Martha Stewart too and Oprah. Mana aha gi ka aga ede na the bottle.  

@mon

That was good 'ol days. Umuka ugbua amaghi ihe ha n'miss.

ghettochyk:
@ YNot
enu o wu ihe anyi n'apko "ude aki"? if so, a choghi m ya, o n'esi isi di peculiar lol!!

Ufodu n'akpo ya enu aki, ndi ozo n'akpo ya ude aki. Ha nile bu ofu.

monshege:
Ynot, o di ka i nubeghi. Ikomi na acho, agwara m ya na ohaneze ga enyere ya aka, o bu ihe m ji bia igba nju nwanne gi. as for enu aki, nna na wah o! yu still remember that thing

Odi m ka Ikomi abughi onye igbo. Nna m agaghi ekwe ka nwaya nwayi jee mba. Trust me, enu aki is better than all these concentrated lotion out there.

monshege:
hahahahaha hmmm! i ka akpoputa godu nu ya ka anyi mara ma Ikomi aga amasi ya, anaghi amacha amacha these days ooo. Ikomi siri na ya bu gentleman

K'anyi chere mgbe ikomi putara. He might not be looking.

What ghettochyk need is a massage with enu (made with aki).

monshege:
ohh by the way, kedu maka nwanne gi nwanyi ahu i na achobu inye mu na oge mbu. o ka no ya? ka anyi mara ma i ga enyezi ya Ikomi

Nah, not for Ikomi. Ike Ikomi adighi m. They will be having problem everyday. Achoghi ina abia ekpeziri ha okwu everytime ha were nsugbo.

ghettochyk:
hey guys!! whatz good?

Everything is good. how are you?

Mon
Nke ina asi anyi have a nice weekend, ije k'ebe?

romeo:
nnenne m, mon, ikomism please were are you people? i am feeling lonely in internet lol

and i just left anger management class now, i am feeling a bit reformed

You are feeling lonely in internet? Didn't know you live in internet. or was that a typo

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Most big Naija companie have presence in Aba, Guiness, NB Plc,Unilever, and Co. I think Citi Bank used to have an office in Aba like wise IEA.

Yea, you said it: used to.

I hope the 'love' this silver-spooned guy is professing for our dear househelp is not 'pity'. He might be feeling sorry for her poor condition and thinks he's in love. They are two different and yes one can be mistaken for the other. Love based on pity tend not to last long once the pity factor is removed. Some people naturally 'love' to take care of vulnerable or damaged people. It gives them a sense of purpose.

I suggest he go away for a while, interact and meet other potential brides. If he still feel that the househelp (i hate calling her that) is the only sugar in her tea then, roll out the red carpet and lets start singing kumbaya.