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Babcock University is there now.

The only James Bond actor that got married in the movie

I'm very sure 99% of Nigerians didnt even watch the live boxing match which made AJ won.

Nice one OP, how can someone apply to become a certified whistle blower.

You guys, cut the op some slack. It was fun and it's something many of us can actually relate with.

Very impressive content, I must say.

OP u omitted FOURSQUARE GOSPEL CHURCH.

OP u omitted FOURSQUARE GOSPEL CHURCH.

HowAreYou:
Seconded.
FGCIK na in bad pass. those wicked seniors and stingy juniors enh! God will judge all of una.
Stingy Juniors be like:
ME: give me gaari abeg
JNR:no I can't, my mummy av counted it.
Wicked Seniors be like
SEN: take this 50naira and buy me 200naira beske at the tuck-shop. Collect 300naira change come.
ME: senior ahhhh
SEN: lie flat...

Omo..ko easy mehn

wow, so like my sch FGGC, O/A, Beske from the tuck shop. It later became Tofu for me. Good old days.

dancok:
Pls which bank should I go for, between access and Zenith bank.

@dancok, Both banks are great but you can go for Zenith bank, excellent service delivery.

Died Wretched

The bros that is saying Davido graduated with a 2:1, go and do your research well.

FUN TIME! Let's catch some fun using Bible characters Assuming each character in the Bible is to be given a nickname, Goliath would be 'Tallest' Elisha would be 'Fire for Fire' Judas would be 'Oga Betrayer'
Who would bear the following nicknames? Note that a character does not feature twice Let's see how many you can answer
1) Iron Lady 2) Mr Prof 3) Lion King 4) Short Man 5) Mr Red 6) Crying Talker 7) Dream Master Miss World 9) Oga Singer 10) Mr Sleeper 11) Bro 419 12) Iron Man 13) Mr Lover Boy 14) Oga Gardener 15) Senior Tout 16) Mr Faith 17) Pregnant Virgin 18) Baddest Queen 19) Dry Bone Master 20) Klint the Drunk
Get all....

Technical drawing or Yoruba

Guess which subject this is?

he really deserves an award. I've seen him several times. they are actually two of them, the one one is without legs. they do that everyday. you will definitely be moved to help out no matter what.

Nice piece OP. God bless you

I actually thought it was a Nigerian version you were referring to, I wld advised u devise one to make it more interesting. Thanks

Tobilols:
You are welcome but I am a female

Sorry for the wrong assumption Ma. Thank you very much Ma

Tobilols:
u can do what is called orthodontic treatment in which u may use a removable appliance or a fixed appliance such as braces

thank u for replying. God bless you Sir

I want to hear from God so I can tell him all my needs and say THANK YOU afterwards.

Oya rack your brain small.
Unscramble these words.
1-olsegnalse(city)
2-iasutin (country)
3-vreird(profession)
4-sulng(part of body)
5-smitoncoe (career)

If u reply
All five:it means u r a genius
Four: Intelligent
Three: sharp
Two: Average
One: Hmmm
None: U too•••
#hav a 9ce tym

I tap into the annoiting. It is well with my marriage.

Loss Made by the Shopkeeper = Profit Made by the
Lady + Profit made by the next Shopkeeper John
Profit made by the lady = #800 Cash + #200 good = #1000
Profit Made by the John = #0 (Because he cancelled
the note-exchange that occurred earlier)
Loss made by the Shopkeeper = #1000 + #0 = #1000
Another way to look at it
At the beginning, the shopkeeper has say #0 and
goods worth # 200.
His net worth = 200
The lady gave him #1000 note with 0 real value.
His net worth = 200
He gets change for #1000 note from other shop
His net worth = #1200
He gives away # 200 worth goods, #800 in cash to the
lady.
His net worth = #1200 - 200- 800 = # 200
The other shop owner comes back and takes away #1000
from him.
His net worth = #200- #1000 = -800
His net worth dropped from #200 to # -800
Total loss = 1000

This was an interview question in India I guess, let the
nairaland geniuses answer
A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the shopkeeper
with a ₦1000 Note. The Shopkeeper had no change on him
so he went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and
collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which
he settled the lady and she left.
A little while later, John came back angrily after he
discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper
was fake, and demanded a replacement. To avoid trouble,
the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and
destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.
So Question for the genius...
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in
total?
(A) #2000 (B) #1200 (C) #1000 (D) #1800

You walk into a room and see a bird. On the bed are two dogs, four cats, a giraffe, five cows and a duck. They are also chickens flying above the bed. How many legs are on the floor?

Really impressed with this article. Warning to those who judge people unnecessarily.

Yetismilin@yahoo.com, thanks

I recently saw one in Oyo state, he was an honourable in oyo state. The whole community mourned for him.

I'm a student in the south south, I want those based in Lagos to honestly answer this question, as much as Fashola is doing well let's be honest with our selves. If he hasn't demolished ur father's house or u have not been asked to pay for tv, radio or land use bill among others. Wld u scream out say Lagosians are struggling to live averagely. Just saying ' I know without pain, there's no gain.

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