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Romance / Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Yommy247(m): 11:51pm On Nov 25, 2017
Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.
k
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu & His Father Meet With South-East Governors In Enugu by Yommy247(m): 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2017
Lol... mofos
Note: QUOTEQuote me anyhow and let trailer jam you the second day
Health / Re: How Do U Wash Your Viginal Those Of You That Fix Long Nails by Yommy247(m): 6:34pm On Aug 30, 2017
Most of y'all are damn childish... What are you people fighting for? Some of y'all abusing your momma and papa for social media recognition � that's shameful.
NYSC / Re: EBONYI STATE Corpers, 2017 Batch A Stream 1. Lets meet here by Yommy247(m): 11:03pm On May 18, 2017
Ebonyi... 08061201062... somebody please add me to the whatsapp group
Travel / Re: Another 171 Nigerians Return From Libya Today (Photos) by Yommy247(m): 1:51am On Feb 22, 2017
ABIOLAXYZ:
i c no reason y i should leave my belove country Nigeria...



proudly naija
you no sabi as e dey go at all
Celebrities / Re: Ms. Chief Goes Topless For ‘Skushi' Promotion (Photos) by Yommy247(m): 1:46am On Feb 22, 2017
Iphone5:
Which kain mumu moderator push this thing come here
undecided
no vex
Celebrities / Re: Ms. Chief Goes Topless For ‘Skushi' Promotion (Photos) by Yommy247(m): 1:45am On Feb 22, 2017
Elnino4ladies:
Lol

This one dry pass kilishi
sorry
Celebrities / Re: Ms. Chief Goes Topless For ‘Skushi' Promotion (Photos) by Yommy247(m): 1:43am On Feb 22, 2017
grayht:
Who be dis one again?

Yansh flat like "face towel"

Is she a he?
she-male
Celebrities / Re: Ms. Chief Goes Topless For ‘Skushi' Promotion (Photos) by Yommy247(m): 1:43am On Feb 22, 2017
deb303:
dunno her... why she dry like bonga fish
so far her toto no dry, she's good to go
Celebrities / Re: Ms. Chief Goes Topless For ‘Skushi' Promotion (Photos) by Yommy247(m): 1:42am On Feb 22, 2017
Nixiepie:
Who be dis one
one stupid girl lyk dat
Romance / Re: She Called Me Ugly, Yet She Is Madly In Love With Me!!! by Yommy247(m): 1:38am On Feb 22, 2017
inositol88:
JUST WONDERING!!!!!

I don't know how some girls,ladies or women reason!!!

Now she has been going around telling all her friends that am very ugly and she cannot for any reason date a guy like me!!!!

To my utmost dismay, the same gal gets confused, misses her steps and behaves sheepishly whenever she see's me and always wants to avoid me in public

The funniest fact is dat recently she has been sending me romantic text messages, and today she dropped one of such messages, openly professing her undying love for me.
I don't love her though!!

LADIES ABEG WETIN BE UNA PROBLEM

WHY ARE U DAUGHTERS OF EVE ALWAYS CONFUSED AND NEVER STRAIGHTFORWARD

LADIES ANSWER ME PLS!!!!!
Screenshot and upload the message

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Celebrities / Re: Sheriff Ilori "Big Sheff" With His Kids (Photos) by Yommy247(m): 1:36am On Feb 22, 2017
Nwaoma198:
No....big things not big poor men

Big poor Men
kuku tell us you lyk big preeq
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin's Valentine Message To Wife, Actress Lilian Esoro [PICS] by Yommy247(m): 7:29pm On Feb 14, 2017
dacovajnr:
Guy get sense nau angry
but it's lyk your own sense is missing o
Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Cocoice Returns To Nigeria, Begins Media Tour (photos) by Yommy247(m): 7:20pm On Feb 14, 2017
MOSTEC:
Olosho will always be olosho
when

Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Cocoice Returns To Nigeria, Begins Media Tour (photos) by Yommy247(m): 7:11pm On Feb 14, 2017
emzreus:
Never really a fan of coco ice tho...Ftc
k
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: "I Left My Husband, He Has Not Called To Check Up On Our Son" by Yommy247(m): 1:01pm On Feb 14, 2017
dacblogger:

No,you wan gimme food?
you go chop preeq?
Crime / Re: Robbers Kill Hi-Ray, A Music Producer In Rivers, Cart Away His Equipment by Yommy247(m): 4:27am On Feb 14, 2017
KidsNEXTdoor:

Like virus they are everywhere ,eager to defend the Fulani herdsman grin

Crime / Re: Robbers Kill Hi-Ray, A Music Producer In Rivers, Cart Away His Equipment by Yommy247(m): 2:46am On Feb 14, 2017
KidsNEXTdoor:

It's not hard to believe that a Yoruba Muslim is ready to defend a Fulani president grin
Continue

Crime / Re: Robbers Kill Hi-Ray, A Music Producer In Rivers, Cart Away His Equipment by Yommy247(m): 2:45am On Feb 14, 2017
Chinagurum1995:
yes i did
please go back and re-read
Crime / Re: Robbers Kill Hi-Ray, A Music Producer In Rivers, Cart Away His Equipment by Yommy247(m): 2:39am On Feb 14, 2017
KidsNEXTdoor:

Yoruba Muslim
Have u come to defend the Fulani caliphate grin
hard to believe that you are the sperm that won... damn!
Romance / Re: Ladies, Sex Is Not A Valentine's Day Gift by Yommy247(m): 2:36am On Feb 14, 2017
LePrezident:


How is this a gift? Is she buying the new panties for him to wear or for herself?
ignore her. someone that is not well

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Sex Is Not A Valentine's Day Gift by Yommy247(m): 2:33am On Feb 14, 2017
[quote author=Benita27 post=53208736]Val days is now seen as world fucck day, a month after some girls either undergo abortions or become expectant mothers.

All for love they don't know what it really means.[/quote talking from experience ]
Romance / Re: Ladies, Sex Is Not A Valentine's Day Gift by Yommy247(m): 2:31am On Feb 14, 2017
2SWT:
Give without expecting in return grin

That's the best way to give
Romance / Re: Ladies, Sex Is Not A Valentine's Day Gift by Yommy247(m): 2:31am On Feb 14, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
mmmmm. What if she buys new panties she knows he like and wears it? Sound like a gift ta me tongue
why not kuku tell us you just bought a new panties
Romance / Re: Ladies, Sex Is Not A Valentine's Day Gift by Yommy247(m): 2:29am On Feb 14, 2017
Softorgasm:
This op want to spoil market for us..
op who send you?
you and who? so sex na your own market? ti e ti ta Pau bi ibon

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Crime / Re: Robbers Kill Hi-Ray, A Music Producer In Rivers, Cart Away His Equipment by Yommy247(m): 2:24am On Feb 14, 2017
Anubiri:
I cant believe this is true I know him..have been in his studio once...his studio is after Jeptha school East west road before rumuosi ...he is my co producer..Rip bro from Afro G AG Entertainment Studio
Mr man why u dey upload ya picture na? Nawa for you o
Crime / Re: Robbers Kill Hi-Ray, A Music Producer In Rivers, Cart Away His Equipment by Yommy247(m): 2:18am On Feb 14, 2017
Chinagurum1995:
Chei this is sad i hope he will be OK and make it alive by the grace of God. cry
you read the story at all?
Crime / Re: Robbers Kill Hi-Ray, A Music Producer In Rivers, Cart Away His Equipment by Yommy247(m): 2:17am On Feb 14, 2017
KidsNEXTdoor:
Buhari why?
receive sense in Jesus name

Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Buhari And Trump Phone Call by Yommy247(m): 10:09pm On Feb 13, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
The Phone Call Really Pain Am!


Eze Ndigbo Na Biafra! grin grin
pls goan baff

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