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Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Investigation Into Kaduna Village Bombing by YouandiAllofus: 12:36pm On Dec 05, 2023
The lekki tollgate type of investigation!

You can go and investigate but you must keep your findings to yourself.

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Politics / Re: Mention One Thing You Will Change Urgently If Made A President by YouandiAllofus: 12:11pm On Dec 05, 2023
No government officials (including the president) can earn more than 3million in a month in all salaries, allowances and whatever proceeds/largesse being derived through legal or illegal/corrupt means, being it constituency project, sitting allowances, lobbying etc!
Any violation demands no explanation. As the result is immediate impeachment and imprisonment of up to 15yr behind bars.

The objective is to make all political offices less lucrative in a bid to filter criminally minded politicians out of the system so as to give way to people with true leadership qualities who can provide genuine solutions to the myriad of challenges the nation is being confronted with.
Career / Re: Please I Need Your Advice My Business Is Crashing by YouandiAllofus: 11:19am On Dec 04, 2023
It is one thing to have a good product and it is another to have a working strategy.
A company with good products that aspires growth, requires a clear cut vision and a convincing image representation to get across to both potential and prospective clients.
I think your business needs a winning marketing strategy!
Politics / Re: CJN Ariwoola Bows & Greets Ganduje, The APC Chairman by YouandiAllofus: 9:29am On Dec 04, 2023
The legal system under his watch is now thriving on illegal tendency filled practitioners at the fore, dosing out compromised judgements frequently on a steady pace.
This political cjn has successfully led the judiciary into the envelopes of these politicians he is now exchanging pleasantries with.

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Romance / Re: When A Girl You Are Wooing Says This To You by YouandiAllofus: 3:25pm On Dec 02, 2023
A subtle treat of the consequencies to come after...

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Politics / Re: A Caucasian Woman Blocked President Tinubu At COP28 Summit In Dubai by YouandiAllofus: 3:08pm On Dec 02, 2023
Lolz... But tinubu was also standing in front of another. Can we now say he was blocking that person?

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Politics / Re: The 36 States' Government House Budget 2023 by YouandiAllofus: 2:58pm On Dec 02, 2023
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Phones / Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by YouandiAllofus: 12:38pm On Dec 02, 2023
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Sports / Re: BREAKING: I’ve Achieved Everything Achieveable In Football History – Lionel Mess by YouandiAllofus: 9:29am On Dec 02, 2023
The mention of most decorated footballers in history is incomplete without the recognition of the two goats.
The humble goat and the proud goat
Family / Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by YouandiAllofus: 8:36am On Dec 01, 2023
Oh, really!
If this is correct, then it must be on top your post.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Imo Businessman, Linus Nmuo aka Sakatan by YouandiAllofus: 8:19am On Dec 01, 2023
Unknown gunmen will become known men gone when caught.
The way forward is not through crime.

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Family / Re: If You've Never Though About A Second Wife You've Failed As A Naija Man-Man Says by YouandiAllofus: 7:51am On Dec 01, 2023
iHateFraudsters:


Keep asking ... One day you'll get answers.
You obviously lack a solid response.
Double standard practice in our culture such as this, will not do us any good.

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Family / Re: She Divorced Her Husband For Wasting Her Life Savings Of N4.5million by YouandiAllofus: 7:44am On Dec 01, 2023
ReignsR:

The man must be a drunkard.
That woman don't deserve that kind of treatment by the man.
That money was raised from the scratch through petty trade, does that man know how hard that is?
Entire life savings gone into thin air!
Everyone deserve agape love, but not everyone deserve love!
Family / Re: If You've Never Though About A Second Wife You've Failed As A Naija Man-Man Says by YouandiAllofus: 7:37am On Dec 01, 2023
iHateFraudsters:


Make she go get 2nd husband na.

Who will live with the stigma? Me or her?
What stigma?
So there is a stigma when a woman marries more than one husband
But non exist when a man marries more than one wife? kiss
Family / Re: If You've Never Though About A Second Wife You've Failed As A Naija Man-Man Says by YouandiAllofus: 4:31pm On Nov 30, 2023
How about your wife getting a second husband?
Do to others what you wish upon yourself. If you can't stand it, another surely can't stand it.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Muslims, Get Out Of Netherland, Go To An Islamic Country- Dutch PM Geert Wilders by YouandiAllofus: 2:56pm On Nov 30, 2023
Religion of peace that leaves everything in pieces.

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Romance / Re: I’m Scared Of Visit Brothels Or Hook Up With A Radom Girl Cuz Of Infections by YouandiAllofus: 2:51pm On Nov 30, 2023
I don't petronize brothels neither do i fam hook-ups.

There are a thousand and one infections one can contact through sex, especially with a promiscuous lady even with the application of contraceptive.
Your safety fears are valid. Stay away from brothels and hook-ups if it's not a worthy risk and if you are not ready for a battle with infections.
An act of just 1hr can cause you a battle with infection that may last for up to a month and can cost you money too.
As they say, prevention is better than cure.

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Family / Re: She Divorced Her Husband For Wasting Her Life Savings Of N4.5million by YouandiAllofus: 2:29pm On Nov 30, 2023
What a very foolish unresourceful man who doesn't know how difficult it is for money to come by these days.

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Food / Re: What Even Is This Mess - Caucasian Man Rejects His Nigerian Wife’s Pounded Yam by YouandiAllofus: 2:31pm On Nov 29, 2023
It's the baby in the picture for me. The kid be like: dad leave me alone make I down this food. As the papa hold am tight grin tongue

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Politics / Re: What Took America 185yrs, Nigeria Achieved It Within 24yrs – Akpabio by YouandiAllofus: 2:21pm On Nov 29, 2023
Just when I thought his job was to simply rubber-stamp. I didn't know the Senate president is also a chorister and choir master.
Singing praises of his master in off key.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Seeks Senate Approval For Fresh $8.6billion, €100million Loans by YouandiAllofus: 4:24pm On Nov 28, 2023
Borrow! Borrow! Borrow!
Where are all the revenues generated from petrol subsidy removal?

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Travel / Re: Flight Diversion: United Nigeria Pilots Weren’t Familiar With Nigerian Terrain, by YouandiAllofus: 9:50am On Nov 28, 2023
Resetinc:
Empty head minister,

Planes are equipped with GPS and pilots input their routes/destination to the gps which draws a line on a map, and they follow that line to their destination. If your plane doesn't have GPS, then a tablet or even your phone can run an app that does about the same thing, at least for visual flight rules….you don’t have to be a Nigerian to fly an airplane in Nigeria you empty head barrister, We have Control towers that communicate and monitor flight with radio assistance, and onboard inertial reference systems…
What the hell is a fvcking lawyer doing in the aviation ministry?? this country eeh!!
It would have been better if he had claimed to be unaware, express shock and move on just like buhari would do.

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Investment / Re: Dangote Plans Listing $20bn Refinery On Nigerian Stock Exchange by YouandiAllofus: 9:42am On Nov 28, 2023
Why so much fuse about an individual's refinery?
The Nigerian state owned three that are not working!

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Politics / Re: Power Equation Is Being Adjusted By President Tinubu by YouandiAllofus: 8:46am On Nov 28, 2023
FiftyFifty:
@Op. Stop engaging in this public dance of shame. "Northerners love power and will always want to put their people in top" but the same Notherners voted for Tinubu at the primaries and still went ahead to vote for him at the general elections in Jigawa, Katsina, Kaduna, Zamfara, Yobe, Niger, Borno, Kebbi, and Tinubu came second after Kwankwaso in Kano at the time when same Tinubu woefully lost in his Lagos and Osun states as well as the whole of South East and the south south except for Wike's mago mago in Rivers?
I repeat, stop engaging in this public dance of shame.
Apart from Agbadorians, nobody voted for Ebola.
He maneuvered, manipulated and bought his way through to that position.
This is no hidden truth
Politics / Re: Power Equation Is Being Adjusted By President Tinubu by YouandiAllofus: 11:35am On Nov 27, 2023
Who this power equation epp?
The big deal is the unemployment and hardship on the street today.
The president should settle this first before whatever equation he is balancing in his head can make sense.
As of now, the president is simply misfiring on all cylinders! 😂

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Politics / Re: FG Moves To Crash Cooking Gas Price by YouandiAllofus: 11:27am On Nov 27, 2023
Moving but going nowhere!
This government is always on the move all the time.

Moved to reduce unemployment
Moved to end hardship
Moved to crash petrol price and now
Moving to crash gas price

They seemed to be hitting the gas pedal to the floor on the p mode 😂
Romance / Re: I Am Going To Use This Money For Olosho by YouandiAllofus: 9:01am On Nov 27, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
😀 you dey enjoy yourself wella.... oya gimme one abeg 😀
Lolz.. u nor read my near-miss experience with STD above? cool
Romance / Re: I Am Going To Use This Money For Olosho by YouandiAllofus: 4:02pm On Nov 26, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
ashawo house
No o.. na me put this babe on control onto recomendee by my padi.
Romance / Re: I Am Going To Use This Money For Olosho by YouandiAllofus: 3:17pm On Nov 26, 2023
Oboy... Anytime I hear that word "olosho", I can't help but remember one funny experience I had then.

Omo, na so I high finish contact one yellow damsel come my lounge that night. The babe give me for every angle, position for every style and she rode on me like a horse just the way I like it. And na so the thing sweet and lasted for hrs.

After every... na so the babe get up commot say she get another appointment with another client that night.
Being that we enjoyed ourselves to the fullest, I no decline, even though she was supposed to stay through the night as bargained. But I let her go because my appetite was fully satisfied and I was sure her services was no longer needed. I fulfilled my part of the bargaine and she left.

My problem started the following morning after I couldn't remember if I used protection.
I pondered ontop this, sweating profusely for over 3hrs while still in the hotel trying to remember if I used protection.
To make matter worse, her line didn't go through for 3days as I try to call.
For all of those three days I was just a shadow of my self.
The experience wasn't funny at all.

It was the fourth day, in the morning, as I deep my hand into the pocket of thesame trousers I was wearing, just randomly looking for some change to pay for the bananas that I bought, the pen in the pocket fell to the ground.

That was when I remembered that I used protection because each time I would deep my hand in my pocket to get protection, that pen would always fall to the ground because it was in thesame pocket as the protectives

My joy knew no bounds...

So out of curiosity, I just decided to call that babe again. Na so the phone ring as she picked. And when I asked why her line wasn't going, she said that was how she use to switch lines for a day or two just to be sure she doesn't get distracting calls by a client she just finished serving.

I said okay instantly and expressed my well wishes in a hurry and ended the conversation immediately.

That was my last with runs babes. Since then, I've being thanking God. 😝

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Sports / Re: Daniel Akpeyi Wants A Return To Help Nigeria Solve Goalkeeping Issues by YouandiAllofus: 3:14pm On Nov 26, 2023
To replace basket with filter? 😂😂😂

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