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Romance / Re: Am Always Honry Why? by YouandiAllofus: 3:10pm On Nov 26, 2023
You need more honey. Get a bottle of honey with you all the time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: How Can I Handle This Small Girl ? by YouandiAllofus: 4:18pm On Nov 25, 2023
muyico:
u mean u re grandpa?
Like the ancestor wearing diapers in askhole rock!
Why you people like to vex me for dis forum self undecided grin
Romance / Re: How Can I Handle This Small Girl ? by YouandiAllofus: 3:15pm On Nov 25, 2023
The one wey your master create for you tongue
Romance / Re: How Can I Handle This Small Girl ? by YouandiAllofus: 3:04pm On Nov 25, 2023
Don't say or do anything because I think it isn't worth it. Leave the situation as it is. Nothing last forever.
The moment you say or do anything, you have just dropped a hint on how to enter you!

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Romance / Re: How Can I Handle This Small Girl ? by YouandiAllofus: 2:58pm On Nov 25, 2023
FuckingMachine:
1. Strip stark naked with your prick erect and stand by your window.
2. Make a sound so she peeps inside to the shock awaiting her.
3. Don't say a word.
4. Just stare dead in her eyes.



Two things will happen. Either you start fucking her or she will never return there again.
I shame for this comment πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Family / Re: When We Say Dont Marry If You Don't Have A Sustainable Income, This Is Why by YouandiAllofus: 2:24pm On Nov 25, 2023
After running away, will he stay single for the rest of his life without family?
Why do people work? Isn't so they can make money and take care of themselves and family?

Someone can be rich before marriage and become poor in marriage
Others can be poor before marriage and became rich in marriage.

"For better, for worse." But yet some people still don't understand this simple phrase.
When they say marriage is not for kids in adult body, this is exactly what they ment.
The worse form of poverty is actually mental poverty.
If he can be creative and industrious, there's actually alot of things he can do to generate income so as to meet the needs of his family.

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Car Talk / Re: Things You Didn't Know About Evs by YouandiAllofus: 2:15pm On Nov 25, 2023
Elect cars are yet to stand the test of time.

Although there are many electric machineries like forklifts, mobile elevators, pallet movers etc operating effectively in Nigerian factories and warehouses, they certainly are not without their challenges.

Especially in the area of durability for long-term workability,
spare availability,
delicate nature and complexity of technical aspect,
downtime as a result of recharging,
tow becomes necessary on a low battery faraway from recharging terminal,
availability of constant power etc...

Not alot of individuals can endure these challenges in personal capacity when they arise.

This is my repost from a previous thread - https://www.nairaland.com/7830027/what-cars-ran-water-instead#125606820
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Judiciary Must Be Cautious β€” Northern Elders Say, Lament Trends by YouandiAllofus: 4:22pm On Nov 24, 2023
All this long story na sake of say tinubu is busy plucking out and 'defeathering' the political wings of the born to rule tribe in his administration ba? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Even though it is clear that the judiciary has resorted to the dispensation of kangaroo verdicts; don't worry, we understand your politics.
Food / Re: Ogbomoso-born Chef, Tope Maggie, Gathers Evidence After 200-hrs Cookathon by YouandiAllofus: 11:40pm On Nov 20, 2023
Premiumbuy:


Premium Be Unto You

if you know you know!
Nationwide premium 😭 I guess. Because the hunger in the land right now is on a national scale
Food / Re: Ogbomoso-born Chef, Tope Maggie, Gathers Evidence After 200-hrs Cookathon by YouandiAllofus: 1:58pm On Nov 20, 2023
tongue In the midst of all these cookings, yet there is plenty of hunger in the land.
Romance / Re: My Single Female Neighbor Has Been Giving Me Food. What Could Be Her Intentions? by YouandiAllofus: 10:33am On Nov 17, 2023
You want what you want and despise what you don't!
What you want, you keep. And what you despise, you dish.

Worthy of note here is that you already understand that there could be ulterior motive behind those 'free' meals and yet you continue to accept.
What more can I add other than just don't blame the devil for your own doings in the future

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Politics / Re: Poverty Unacceptable Under My Leadership – Tinubu by YouandiAllofus: 8:44am On Nov 17, 2023
Surely, tinubu shall make available plenty of cassava and corn for consumption.
Thus, Agbadorians shall be uplifted from their severe poverty.
Mr. President must be working undecided
Travel / Re: Germany To Deport 14,000 Nigerians; FG Gives Condition by YouandiAllofus: 11:09am On Nov 08, 2023
ganisucks:
I just love President Tinubu. He meets with his allies and together they make plans on how best to punish Nigerians. God help Nigerians when Tinubu meets his detractors.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Can't be said any better
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Fixes January 26 For Judgment On Jailed Farouk Lawan’s Appeal by YouandiAllofus: 10:06am On Nov 03, 2023
Supreme Court and it's kangaroo judgements.

I have lost confidence in the judiciary after that verdict that upheld the electoral petition against the president including his confirmed certificate forgery case.
Politics / Re: Southwest Remains The Epicentre Of Poverty In Nigeria by YouandiAllofus: 10:05am On Nov 02, 2023
I think It is not west. If you got what I mean πŸ˜‚
Table shaker

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Politics / Re: β€˜let Heaven Come Down’ – Wike Vows To Fight Fubara Despite Tinubu’s Intervention by YouandiAllofus: 7:20pm On Nov 01, 2023
Yes o... E don set. grin
See the egomaniacs we have as leaders!
It is quite shameful that these politicians have neglected their duties and obligations to the people as mandated by law and have now taken to a fight over bragging rights.
Even those in Abuja are throwing punches at people in Rivers.

And the bitter truth is, majority of our politicians are like this. Only these ones chose to go live in public
Politics / Re: NLC President, Ajaero, Arrested & Beaten By Police, Rushed To FMC Owerri by YouandiAllofus: 6:37pm On Nov 01, 2023
OMG... Taken into protective custody and brutalized?😠

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Nairaland / General / Re: NLC President Taken Into Protective Custody, Not Arrested -police by YouandiAllofus: 6:33pm On Nov 01, 2023
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ protective custody indeed!
Did he invite the police to provide him with this protective custody? Or he was taken into protective custody by force?
Because the police I know never show up when they are needed the most.
Politics / Re: Nigerians React As Tinubu Bans Son, Others From Attending FEC Meeting by YouandiAllofus: 6:16pm On Nov 01, 2023
Microwhy:

Oga even if its you or me, we'll sneak in and see for ourselves.
Its an opportunity I will like my grown up children to see and experience.
He's an adult and opportune to be first son.
Only immature adult son will not want to attend.
Because tinubu's predecessors didn't have children! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Those mandated to attend the FEDERAL EXECUTIVE COUNCIL (FEC) meeting are spelt out by the Constitution of the Federal republic!


Any uninvited guest can be seen as an intruder. And that is violation of constitutional provision with treason as possible offence likely committed.
Because such act, if committed by any other person can easily lead to breach of classified information.

If his intentions were indeed genuine, his move however is a gross miscalculation and quite a weighty mistake!
Politics / Re: PDP Govs Review S’court Verdict, Declare Confidence In Judiciary by YouandiAllofus: 3:52pm On Nov 01, 2023
Self-serving Nigerian politicians. Always about their personal gains.

Now they must find a way to allign and cling onto the source so they can continue to rip the system of what is left
Politics / Re: Nigerians React As Tinubu Bans Son, Others From Attending FEC Meeting by YouandiAllofus: 2:51pm On Nov 01, 2023
Tinubu's family members need to keep their excitement of being the first family in check. So they don't overstep spaces not met for them and invade places they are not invited

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Politics / Re: Leave My Govt If You Can’t Perform, Tinubu Tells Ministers, Others by YouandiAllofus: 2:25pm On Nov 01, 2023
I must salute the president's doggedness and courage so far in implementing policies no matter how weighty it's consequencies and how cumbersome they may seem.
He doesn't shy away from making changes. And I pray these changes yield positive results to the benefit of the nation and people

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Politics / Re: "On Your Mandate” Song At The FEC Meeting(video) by YouandiAllofus: 11:59am On Nov 01, 2023
emmancipated:
grin
Na the people standing on the mandate dey sing so.
The rest are crunched under the mandate, but just dey deceive themselves.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ "Factfully"!
Politics / Re: "On Your Mandate” Song At The FEC Meeting(video) by YouandiAllofus: 2:19pm On Oct 31, 2023
Herdsmen:
grin
Even hunger don chase herdsmen from bush to this forum.
How's the cows? Grass no dey here sha.
Shege pro max no be your mate grin
Politics / Re: "On Your Mandate” Song At The FEC Meeting(video) by YouandiAllofus: 2:10pm On Oct 31, 2023
Enemies of progress!
How can these set of people tell the president the truth about the deplorable plight of the economy

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Politics / Re: β€œWe’ve Become Orphans Under Tinubu” – Another APC Chieftain Laments by YouandiAllofus: 1:53pm On Oct 31, 2023
I like the fact that some politicians, even within the APC are crying like babies.
The only joy I derive from this tinubu government atm. The cry of some of these politicians.
They are crying from the sideline and I wish that the bench is elongated to accommodate more of these selfish politicians.

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Properties / Re: My Landlord Gave Me Quit Notice After I Fixed POP In My One Room Self Contain by YouandiAllofus: 12:01pm On Oct 29, 2023
Handiwork of a foolish man. Who were you trying to impress, your girl friends or landlord?
I bet both can't help you now

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Politics / Re: It Is Unfair And Absurd That 7 Men Can Overturn The Vote Of 200 Million Nigerian by YouandiAllofus: 4:10pm On Oct 28, 2023
An irreparable damage beyond comprehension in quantification terms has been done to the image of the country by the judiciary
Politics / Re: Who Are The Biggest Losers Of 2023 Election? by YouandiAllofus: 3:47pm On Oct 27, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:


grin Poverty don show dis one shege. Not every one is suffering like you. grin

I indulge your patience... I trust that there is enough counter-economic nuclear from the president to go round!
If e neva reach u, no loud am, the spread is nation wide! πŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: Who Are The Biggest Losers Of 2023 Election? by YouandiAllofus: 2:00pm On Oct 27, 2023
JagabanB:

First and foremost, the only group of supporters calling their candidate a messiah happens to be Obi's followers, both Atiku and Tinubu supporters didn't call their candidate a messiah, they rather call their candidate the best available for them.
When reformation is going on, many things tend to fail, come back let's have this same discussion in one year's time.
If you believe that there is a reformation going on somewhere that will reshape the nation in a year, then you must be feeding fat on false hopes.
What happened to his first five months in office?

Hardship skyrocketing,
Inflation soaring,
Unemployment jumping new heights,
Industries closing down,
Crime rate on the increase in the society.. etc

To make it worse, now the world knows how corrupt the judiciary is.
What else can one expect from other institutions of government if the judiciary cannot pass a simple verdict disqualifying a confirmed certificate forger?

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