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Politics / Re: Oyebanji Presents Operational Vehicles, Gadgets To Ekiti Police (Photos) by YouandiAllofus: 9:32pm On Sep 09, 2023
duro4chang:
Must it?
Then what's your president doing in India looking for investors
India was grown by indians, what's stopping your governments from buying locally to grow the local economy.
Politics / Re: Oyebanji Presents Operational Vehicles, Gadgets To Ekiti Police (Photos) by YouandiAllofus: 9:24pm On Sep 09, 2023
Typing:


None is INNOSON
And they say they want to grow the economy.
Same government seeking foreign investment can't encourage it's local manufacturing sector through patronage.
Hypocrisy
Politics / Re: Oyebanji Presents Operational Vehicles, Gadgets To Ekiti Police (Photos) by YouandiAllofus: 9:14pm On Sep 09, 2023
JohnnA1:
They're PROFORCE and JAC manufactured, not inno-nonsense, thank goodness!
Apart from proforce, Jac is foreign owned. Why buy foreign when we have something of similar standard available locally.

Una go soon take tribalism destroy the economy. undecided
Celebrities / Re: 10 Million Naira Or 10 Million Followers?? Which Would You Prefer And Why?? by YouandiAllofus: 5:57pm On Sep 09, 2023
Odunayomi247:
10 million naira ni o,,who followers epp??
Aswear!
Where Dem dey follow me dey go

That extra bucks won't hurt. The mills jare
Politics / Re: Oyebanji Presents Operational Vehicles, Gadgets To Ekiti Police (Photos) by YouandiAllofus: 5:46pm On Sep 09, 2023
Hope those trucks and APC's are proforce and innoson manufactured!

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Religion / Re: ‘’ Things Are Not Going Well With Us’’- Happieboyz Begs OPM Pastor (VIDEO) by YouandiAllofus: 5:15pm On Sep 07, 2023
This their grass to grace and grace to grass story is happening really fast
Family / Re: As A Newly Married Man How Much should he Give his Wife For A Good Pot Of Soup by YouandiAllofus: 4:03pm On Sep 07, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
For a quality pot of soup that will last at least one week, 10k will do.
Average pot of soup that will last for three days, 5k.

Mind you, this is on management level cos for only me, I know how much I spend every week for soup.

Modified..
Chai! Why is everyone sounding so bitter? I just finished reading the comments of everyone above me thinking I could find something helpful but men.. I got the shocker of my life. Waaaat?

Simple question una turn am to warzone. Smh..I'm beginning to dislike this forum. Somebody can not come and find answers to a simple quest or issues bothering them, you'll just make the person look stupid. Too bad.
They haff kukuma finish d guy on dis forum and i'm enjoying d bashing cos d guy go resembo pesin wey go dey use mathematics on top pot of soup both cookin and consumption. grin

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Romance / Re: How Long Do U Last During Sex ? by YouandiAllofus: 12:58pm On Sep 07, 2023
Aladdin1:
The replies of most people that comment and the and the topic the op is interested in creating at a time like this shows the origin of the problems of Nigeria.
And you must be one of the contributors to the nation's problems for commenting on a post you allude akiness to the origin of the nation's problems at this time
Romance / Re: Women Don't Respect Men Who Have Not Conquered Them In Sex by YouandiAllofus: 11:53am On Sep 07, 2023
Acekidc4:


Mention one tangible achievement you have use your big gbola to achieve in this your life
That smiling emoji, grin is how i feel. Not very many can boost of the (joy) derived from being contempted regardless of social or financial status

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Romance / Re: Women Don't Respect Men Who Have Not Conquered Them In Sex by YouandiAllofus: 11:34am On Sep 07, 2023
Acekidc4:
Sha don't kill yourself try to impress Virgina People on bed. If you do, you will just die Saaraa!! And she will still Carry her hole to another Slave to dig for her. Be Warned!! Pùssy no be anybodys mate oooooo!!
Men of little things spotted! grin no wonder u are like ur maxta ebola

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Politics / Re: There Would Have Been A Second Civil War If Peter Obi Had Won Yesterday. by YouandiAllofus: 11:14am On Sep 07, 2023
Like the one you fight in your house! Garrulous fellow
Business / Re: Indian Investors Pledge $14B To Boost Nigeria’s Growth By Emmanuel Ochayi by YouandiAllofus: 10:58am On Sep 07, 2023
The most shameless country in the world! If care is not taken, in a few decades from now, subsequents presidents will find themselves in a country like Rwanda, wooing (begging) them to come do for us what we fail to do, with the way the country is going. India of yesterday
Politics / Re: Why Was Peter Obi Absent At PEPC Judgement Yesterday? by YouandiAllofus: 8:31am On Sep 07, 2023
Why was ebola and antiku absent?

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Tinubu Welcomes Tribunal Verdict And Calls For Collective Efforts by YouandiAllofus: 12:11am On Sep 07, 2023
The journey to the desired destination is already long enough and now we are stuck on transit.
Today's ruling a setback for democracy

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Politics / Re: How Tinubu Secured His Presidential Victory At The Tribunal by YouandiAllofus: 11:55pm On Sep 06, 2023
By enveloping the judishiary into his pocket
Politics / Re: Former President Buhari Expresses Happiness At Election Petitions Ruling by YouandiAllofus: 11:47pm On Sep 06, 2023
This should be on record as his first time of expressing happiness instead of his usual shocks.
Shock absorber grin

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Science/Technology / Re: What If Cars Ran On Water Instead Of Fuel? by YouandiAllofus: 11:51pm On Sep 05, 2023
burp18:
in a decades time or more we'd see more electric cars. Eventually, the use of petrol vehicles will be phased out. In all, I think it'd be nice to have a substitute for petrol. It probably already exists. Why it's to be discovered is because the world as it is today has created too much dependency on it, hence no one's even trying to explore if there are other options.
Elect cars are yet to stand the test of time.

Although there are many electric machineries like forklifts, mobile elevators, pallet movers etc operating effectively in Nigerian factories and warehouses, they certainly are not without their challenges.

Especially in the area of durability for long-term workability,
spare availability,
delicate nature and complexity of technical aspect,
downtime as a result of recharging,
tow becomes necessary on a low battery faraway from recharging terminal,
availability of constant power etc...

Not alot of individuals can endure these challenges in personal capacity when they arise.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Ran Away To Avoid Arrest. by YouandiAllofus: 10:06pm On Sep 05, 2023
alizma:
Your eyes go clear tomorrow, Tinubu travelled so that the military can do their job without anybody calling him for intervention, act anyhow tomorrow and you will see anyhow pro max. The military has the presidential order to act in full force without interference should anybody misbehave tomorrow.
You are admitting that you have a president who is willing to slaughter it's people for his personal ambition!

Because they know that power is of the people, true leaders don't fight for power, power fight for them!

GEJ is celebrated today world over for this reason

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Politics / Re: PEPT: ‘’don’t Expect Too Much, Peter Obi Can’t Get Victory’’ – Primate Ayodele T by YouandiAllofus: 9:55pm On Sep 05, 2023
More like he is saying that the judishiary has been enveloped into the pocket of ebola hence justice in it's verdicts is a mirage.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gabon Coup Leader Brice Nguema Sworn In As Interim President by YouandiAllofus: 8:29pm On Sep 05, 2023
When the power of love overcome the love for power, the world will know peace
Politics / Re: Amaechi Vs Wike's Ministerial Portfolio: Which One Is More Lucrative & Powerful? by YouandiAllofus: 8:16pm On Sep 05, 2023
The minister of the fct acts as a governor and as such is saddled with more responsibilities and covers more areas as enshrined in the concurent list.
Some of such areas include transportation itself, education, eletricity (on approval), health and others.

This should ordinarily attract a better budget allocation as compared to that of the ministry of transport whose core area is limited to transportation although on a national scale.

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Politics / Re: Rate President Tinubu’s Performance So Far by YouandiAllofus: 4:38pm On Sep 05, 2023
Taylor90:


No he actually try for NEPA


Haven’t had light this much since two decades(20yrs ago)
So na our light wey dey constant before may29 dem take dash una. grin These days to even see 6hrs light a day na wahala! I hope it gets better. 1/10 is the rating cos his policies might look good on paper but quite the opposite in reality
Politics / Re: NNPP Expels Kwankwaso by YouandiAllofus: 11:39am On Sep 05, 2023
Fast one on mr kwank there. I wonder what the peedeepee is still doing with nwike

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Romance / Re: I Am Sex Starved by YouandiAllofus: 11:13am On Sep 05, 2023
What strikes out to be your priorities are quite self revealing from your narration and heading. Btw, if all you think about is sex, how will you now make the money to fix all the problems mentioned above when you are not a brostitute

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Romance / Re: I'm Not Alone; Jesus Is With Me - 50-year-old Woman Without A Husband Or Child by YouandiAllofus: 12:21am On Sep 05, 2023
Kobojunkie:
You people don't know when to stop, do you? A woman is dancing on camera and you took it to mean it is your place to establish yourself as mindreader and speaker? Na wa o! undecided
But wait o... Why do you appear to be so pained? Do you share similarity with this subject matter?
Romance / Re: I'm Not Alone; Jesus Is With Me - 50-year-old Woman Without A Husband Or Child by YouandiAllofus: 11:53pm On Sep 04, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Did this woman tell you to say any of that applies? Why transfer your personal fears and delusions to her person? undecided

2. Do you think she was in a coma throughout her 20s, 30s and 40s? She was well aware her clock was ticking but chose to remain without even accidental implantation because subconsciously or consciously, she felt it was better to do without than to carry for her head when she no even dey equipped to manage by herself. Only wicked and poverty-stricken minds think that it is better for a woman to have kids she cannot afford than to live free and unbound by unnecessary responsibilities she is not even ready for. undecided
To unravel, is to go deep. Her public expressions of strength reveals her tears in secret. To make the right decisions, one must first come to terms with reality on time no matter how unfavourable they may appear as wrong advise and self deceit are like ticking time bomb. And she doesnt look like she is doing so badly financially
Science/Technology / Re: Fear As Goat Allegedly Gives Birth To Half-human In Kwara by YouandiAllofus: 11:00pm On Sep 04, 2023
Queensfield:

You're very funny. It's completely impossible for a human to impregnate a goat
Its not like we don't know it is biologically impossible. My submission is prompted by the report because it is from a reputable source. Think about it, don't you think something demanding explanation may have transpired? You can't possibly know better than a team of reporters on investigative journalism in their field of profession unless you mean to say that the source is a fake news outlet
Science/Technology / Re: Fear As Goat Allegedly Gives Birth To Half-human In Kwara by YouandiAllofus: 10:59pm On Sep 04, 2023
Queensfield:

You're very funny. It's completely impossible for a human to impregnate a goat
Its not like we don't know it is biologically impossible. My submission is prompted by the report because it is from a reputable source. Think about it, don't you think something demanding explanation may have transpired? You can't possibly know better than a team of reporters on investigative journalism in their field of profession unless you mean to say that the source is a fake news outlet
Science/Technology / Re: Fear As Goat Allegedly Gives Birth To Half-human In Kwara by YouandiAllofus: 10:36pm On Sep 04, 2023
jrusky:


Can you explain this better. Have you any idea how goat can birthed half goat half human? Tell us more.

All I can say is Kwara need to spiritually purge their land they hav crossed the line in the name of religion thereby invited spiritual curses on their land, likely more strange things loading in Kwara this might just be testing the mic. Just thinking loud...I might be wrong though....
Unless you want to believe that the source is a fake news peddler or you want to attribute some fetish and spiritual colouration to it, otherwise, the story remains as published until further investigation by a reputable body reveal otherwise
Romance / Re: I'm Not Alone; Jesus Is With Me - 50-year-old Woman Without A Husband Or Child by YouandiAllofus: 10:09pm On Sep 04, 2023
Kobojunkie:
E don reach make people dey give people wey dey give women these kain advice a big fat F0ck 0ff! undecided
Does she have to snatch other people's huxy? Keep waiting on hopes that may turn out to be false? Clinge to a suitor that may not be suiting for her? Depend on prayer that may never materialize not because her prayers were not answered but because the purpose of God for her life may be different? Do you even understand what it feels like to be fruitful and yet not bring forth or bear any fruit? For a woman at that age without husband and with menopause around the corner, it is better to have kids around to look up to than miss out on both. Or what better perspective have you? Would like you to share

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