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Crime / Re: He Was Kidnapped And Killed Along Abeokuta by YouandiAllofus: 10:13am On Oct 19, 2023
Joeyfizzo:
police have started recruiting hardened criminals in Kano.
Unfortunately.
And I doubt that the police force even have what it takes in terms of human capacity and technology to monitor the activities of these supposedly repented criminal elements they are recruiting into their ranks like they do in advanced countries.

One cannot even vouch for the supposedly clean ones amongst them, how much more a repented criminal.
Politics / Re: NADECO - USA Drags Tinubu To ECOWAS Over Alleged Certificate Forgery by YouandiAllofus: 4:49pm On Oct 18, 2023
What a shame! An embodiment of embarrassment to the nation!

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Crime / Re: Lagos Launches Manhunt For Motorist Who Threw Waste From Car by YouandiAllofus: 4:36pm On Oct 18, 2023
DodadaKoKigbe:


You're right. Peter Obi forged Onwuabiase certificate to enter UNN. Or is it Onwuabiasi? or Giringory?
Ori yi coconut undecided
Business / Re: Exchange Rate Quotes For ₦1,100 At Parallel Market by YouandiAllofus: 4:34pm On Oct 18, 2023
Bobloco:

South African don already displaced Nigeria as Africa's biggest economy
Too bad undecided
Romance / Re: How God Saved Me In A Brothel by YouandiAllofus: 4:32pm On Oct 18, 2023
eraglory:
bro I work like a horse. It's not about being engaged.

When it happened I was at my place of work, but I someone manage to leave the facility. It happened around 1am. No one knew I was absent.
That is how deadly the addiction has eaten me.

Wawoo!
What more can I say? Maybe you should see a counselor
Business / Re: Exchange Rate Quotes For ₦1,100 At Parallel Market by YouandiAllofus: 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2023
The economy is heading for a total collapse.
Mainwhile, South Africa is preparing to displace Nigeria as Africa's biggest economy.

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Health / Re: Why Do Bodybuilders And Muscular Men Have Small Penis? by YouandiAllofus: 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2023
The weather nor too hot for dis kin topic? cool
Crime / Re: Lagos Launches Manhunt For Motorist Who Threw Waste From Car by YouandiAllofus: 1:20pm On Oct 18, 2023
See who dem dey pursue... Meanwhile their oga forge certificate enter office grin
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Not Wearing Signature Cap For First Time In Decades, [PHOTOS] by YouandiAllofus: 12:43pm On Oct 18, 2023
Maybe d head dey do ova heating as a result of irregular combustion from all the improper ignition and explosives that has continued to trail his person unabated.

Meanwhile, more fuel to the tank grin

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Romance / Re: American Lady Shuts Down Nigerian Women Advising Her Against Dating Nigerian Men by YouandiAllofus: 11:52am On Oct 18, 2023
Naso... Fly wey go end up inside pot, na around smoke from boiling pot dem dey see am grin

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Sports / Re: Messi ‘beats Haaland, Mbappe To Win 8th Ballon D’or’ by YouandiAllofus: 11:45am On Oct 18, 2023
CorrectionFLuid:


This move is known as "Oya una must shut up, we rise"
grin

Obembet ukwunnu cheesy

nlfpmod
Dude is clearly favoured
Romance / Re: How God Saved Me In A Brothel by YouandiAllofus: 11:42am On Oct 18, 2023
Thank God you are in Lagos.
Just look for any of those chinko work and dye company and get busy.
Their pay is usually peanut.

The work load they will give you is enough to drill every energy left in you that by the end of the day, you will not find enough strength to even engage in any lengthy discussion not to talk of negative thinking.
Your priority will be eat, rest and sleep on time to recover consumed energy and to gather strength for the next task ahead. grin

Stay on this and watch those addictions disappear naturally in no time

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Sports / Re: Messi ‘beats Haaland, Mbappe To Win 8th Ballon D’or’ by YouandiAllofus: 11:07am On Oct 18, 2023
This will clearly put Messi ahead of Ronaldo 'accoladically' if there's any word like that wink
Politics / Re: Certificate Saga: Labour Party Faction Gives Peter Obi Ultimatum by YouandiAllofus: 11:06am On Oct 18, 2023
Labour party's fashion designers. Entertainers grin
Crime / Re: He Was Kidnapped And Killed Along Abeokuta by YouandiAllofus: 11:02am On Oct 18, 2023
I think insecurity will soon overwhelm the police force.
I pray for the poor

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Crime / Re: Borno Lawmaker’s Daughter Murdered In Maiduguri by YouandiAllofus: 10:57am On Oct 18, 2023
This is why politicians fly their children abroad. They know how much rot and havoc they have incurred on this country.

From dirty politics to bitter policies, the politicians careless because those you find at the receiving end are the poor.

God rest her soul

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Politics / Re: UN General Assembly Elects 15 New Members To Human Rights Council by YouandiAllofus: 11:48am On Oct 13, 2023
How can a country parading a confirmed certificate forge-ster as president be allowed into the UN Human right council?

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Politics / Re: Petition For CSU To Sue TIENUBU For Forgery Surfaces Online. by YouandiAllofus: 9:31am On Oct 13, 2023
This is when you know that the Nigerian judiciary has failed completely and has lost its pedigree as a reputable legal system!

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Crime / Re: Two Lawyers Fight With Chairs In Enugu Court (Video) by YouandiAllofus: 9:16am On Oct 13, 2023
If lawyers are fighting, who go con judge their case now?

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Politics / Re: UNN, Obi Got Ps Or Failed All Four Important Subjects And Still Got Admission. by YouandiAllofus: 9:12am On Oct 13, 2023
Only you post rubbish, rush to comment first, comment second awaiting your fellow zonebis to come spread their ebeke infested mouth on a subject so senseless, useless and baseless.

Unfortunately for you, what you don't realize is that they have all hibernated and retired back to their respective trenches!

This shame is yours alone!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Suffering Yet Everyone Is Talking About Certificate by YouandiAllofus: 9:00am On Oct 13, 2023
We have a confirmed certificate forge-ster piloting the affairs of niajeria as president
Politics / Re: Suspended AGF Ahmed Idris Signed ₦26tn Financial Statement – Audit Report by YouandiAllofus: 8:47am On Oct 13, 2023
It's another one. Only in Niajeria!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Strikes Aleppo & Damascus Airports In Syria by YouandiAllofus: 2:40pm On Oct 12, 2023
This war is taking a more dangerous dimension
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Appeal, Abuse Of Court Process, Tinubu Tells Supreme Court by YouandiAllofus: 2:35pm On Oct 12, 2023
jahsharon:


I get it FREE
grin
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Appeal, Abuse Of Court Process, Tinubu Tells Supreme Court by YouandiAllofus: 2:33pm On Oct 12, 2023
jahsharon:


Cry oooo.

As e dey pain you, e dey sweet us; as e dey sweet us, e dey pain you
Nor worry, shey b u dey use cooking gas? D price go soon reach 1500k per kg!
We're in this together grin
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Appeal, Abuse Of Court Process, Tinubu Tells Supreme Court by YouandiAllofus: 2:26pm On Oct 12, 2023
jahsharon:


Cry, weep, wail
Supporter of illegality
Politics / Re: Atiku’s Appeal, Abuse Of Court Process, Tinubu Tells Supreme Court by YouandiAllofus: 2:17pm On Oct 12, 2023
A confirmed certificate forge-ster cannot be president anywhere else in the whole wide world!
The law is the law and the judiciary cannot interpret otherwise on a subject so clear and requires no hectic interrogation.
They must uphold it!
Politics / Re: Dismiss Atiku's Petition, Tinubu To Supreme Court by YouandiAllofus: 2:05pm On Oct 12, 2023
A confirmed certificate forge-ster cannot be president anywhere else in the whole wide world!
Under global watch, this is truly a test for the Niajeria's (il)legal system

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Politics / Re: You’re Not Complete Until You Kill Boko Haram Terrorists, CDS Tells Troops by YouandiAllofus: 4:14pm On Oct 11, 2023
This is an unfortunate statement that depicts Boko boiz as worthy enemies instead of the ragtag terrorists that they are.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Saudi Arabia: Int'l Friendly (2 - 1) On 13th October 2023 by YouandiAllofus: 3:50pm On Oct 11, 2023
Nigeriagood:
: cheesy so? Nothing is gettingc alled off 🔥
Those people caught in-between the needless war must be going through a lot at this time and empathy would not be too much
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Saudi Arabia: Int'l Friendly (2 - 1) On 13th October 2023 by YouandiAllofus: 4:34pm On Oct 10, 2023
That match should be called off in cognisance of the ongoing war in the middle east between Israel and Palestine for sake of empathy for the people going through this

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