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Phones / Re: Meta To Reduce Office Space In Lagos by YouAreNobody: 11:20am On Jun 14
Inosky:


Can you help me relocate to Michigan, bro?

I nearly got into trouble when I helped someone relocate on work visa 2 years ago so I had to stop. Didn't know he falsified most of his documents.
Sorry bro
Phones / Re: Meta To Reduce Office Space In Lagos by YouAreNobody: 11:18am On Jun 14
BeboNGN:
My company can provide you operational support
What services do you provide?
Politics / Re: Labour Faults Politicians’ Jumbo Pay, NASS Gets Bill After Sallah Celebration by YouAreNobody: 10:34am On Jun 14
helinues:


Same labour with 280+ delegates attending one conference in abroad currently.

Pot calling kettle black

https://www.nairaland.com/8124033/nigeria-largest-delegation-ilo-conference#130458269

You're an illiterate. Minister of Labor isn't same as NLC
Politics / Re: Soldier’s Killing : We Arrested Over 100 Suspects, Released Those Not Connected by YouAreNobody: 10:33am On Jun 14
SoNature:
This is the right thing to do. I am glad the army listened to the voice of reason. Destroying the houses of innocent people because some ignoramuses killed your officers isn't a show of professionalism.

They handled it better because Alex Otti intervened; that man is too smart. Had this happened in Imo State, Hope Uzodinma would tell Obinze Barracks to roll out their APCs and destroy the communities in his own state. That man isn't just incompetent, but he's also evil and wicked.

Very useless governor, Hope Uzodimma is
Business / Re: Naira Down To N1,500/$ In Parallel Market by YouAreNobody: 10:29am On Jun 14
SenecaTheYonger:
No one cares. Get this news away from my sight.
People care.

You transact only local business doesn't mean there aren't those who make payments in USD.

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Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Nigerian Soldiers Celebrating The Liberation Of Port Harcourt by YouAreNobody: 10:18am On Jun 14
gigabyte13:
After retaking the land for the original owners from the famous and unrepentant land grabbers.....
So they actually grabbed Port Harcourt and claim it to be theirs...??
Wonders shall never end from the generation of the land grabbers....
BE LIKE
LAND GRABBING IS THEIR GENERATIONAL HOBBIES

You and your kind are daft dolts. To your small minds, igboland ends in the 5 south east states, and you even foolishly forget that during the war most of those states haven't even been created.

It's quite a pity Awolowo's free education did little to end illiteracy in his region
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Nigerian Soldiers Celebrating The Liberation Of Port Harcourt by YouAreNobody: 10:13am On Jun 14
gidgiddy:


Well it didn't stop Yorubas from joining those who killed their military governor and chased away their son, Brigadier Ogundipe, who was supposed to be head of state

That's the hypocrisy we talk about, the North does to you, you don't talk. Igbo does to you, we no go hear word

They're subservient to the north. That's how they are, that's how they'll always be
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Nigerian Soldiers Celebrating The Liberation Of Port Harcourt by YouAreNobody: 10:09am On Jun 14
Brenbentondiaz:
Great Yoruba warriors kicking igborilla arses out of PH and sending that coward Ojukwu bolting to CIV in women's clothing. It's always hilarious when one reads these offspring of tree-dwelling, buttnaked backward savages calling the offspring of great warriors that built one of the biggest empires in West Africa cowards. Lolz. Everyone with a brain knows who the true cowards are in Nigeria.
muykem:
No wonder, Ojukwu flew like a coward. Nnamidi kanu also ran away before we catch him.
Jonjam269:
IPOB terrorists and obirodent miscreants will not like this news. These are gallant men that defeated and conquered their fathers and Ojukwu tied wrapper like a woman and bolted in the heat of the moment. Empty chest beaters.
Golan007:
Kicked those Biafra soldiers ass.
Blazebond:
They crashed the biafrans to the last man,it was total victory and the surviving biafrans begged for mercy.
War is not good.


You people make me laugh.
Prior to the civil war, the Nigerian side had a standing army, a navy and an air force. The Biafran side had none.
All the 200+ tribes in Nigeria combined to fight 1 tribe, and you guys dey jubilate 🤣🤣🤣
When war was declared, the Biafran side was able to mobilize and train men, setup logistics and even do R & D DURING THE WAR!
Just imagine that. Research is something that is done during peacetime and applied during wars but they did theirs in the heat of the battle.
The Nigerian side was supported by more than 9 countries including Russia and Great Britain while the Biafran side was supported by the Vatican (mostly with aid) and a few other smaller countries while France aided bịafra with medicine and food.

They held the Nigerian side for 3 good years and decimated the better-equiped Nigerian forces.

In the end, fearing imminent defeat, the Nigerian side setup a blockade to prevent food aid from being brought into the Biafran side.
This is the tactics you people are celebrating; killing women and children by starvation because you're too chicken to face their men in battle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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NYSC / Re: Okeke Chukwuemeka Godwin: Missing Corper In Akure (Photo) by YouAreNobody: 9:47am On Jun 14
shadrach77:
Tribal bigots will soon storm this thread. Just watch kiss

May the missing guy be found alive and well in Jesus name 🙏🏼

Check the front page, you'll notice there's very little tribal slurs on it.
If reverse was the case, if a Yoruba man got missing in Igbo land, you know how the Yorubas will invade the thread to insult and disgrace themselves.
Politics / Re: World Bank Doubts CBN’s Ability To Curb Inflation Employing Rate Hikes by YouAreNobody: 9:42am On Jun 14
Zxcvbnmghtr:
World Bank "DOUBTS". They are not even SURE. grin lol

Nothing concerns Obi with the post, but you just had to drag him into it.
Obi torments y'all day and night

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Phones / Re: Meta To Reduce Office Space In Lagos by YouAreNobody: 10:33pm On Jun 13
Dennisochampa:


It's Michigan Sha not Michingan....
Thanks for pointing that out, I was multitasking while typing
Food / Re: Would You Buy This ₦1 Million Sallah Ram? (Photo) by YouAreNobody: 10:32pm On Jun 13
Hezzyluv:
Regardless of how worthless the value of Naira is, even the seller knows he's joking!
I don't think he is. Someone priced it for 800k and he didn't sell
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Receive Draft Bill Seeking Return To Regional Government On Friday by YouAreNobody: 8:51pm On Jun 13
Mccullum:


Yoruba doesn't discriminate themselves, the Igbo in those states you mentioned won't agree to go back to South East region. Those in Benue may accept rejoining Easterners. That's is the issue on Igbos.

Funny hearing a Yoruba man speaking for Igbo groups. And you didn't even see where the foolish man excised Ohaji Egbema which is an LGA in Imo State into another region?


Why is he dragging every Yoruba-speaking area into SW and cutting out igbo-speaking areas from SE if he's not trying to be clever by half?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Receive Draft Bill Seeking Return To Regional Government On Friday by YouAreNobody: 8:40pm On Jun 13
LegacyB:

Stop embarrassing your school online. It’s called a proposal. Let’s see yours. Any dummy can easily criticize anything. But let’s see alternatives, not just opening your bucal cavity anyhow. Animals can do that too.

Shattap abeg. It's a proposal and he still chose to be mischievous with it?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Receive Draft Bill Seeking Return To Regional Government On Friday by YouAreNobody: 8:37pm On Jun 13
lailo:

They are not interested in breaking up. They are more interested in using the Niger delta oyel money to develop their landlock region, building seaports. They know regional government won't avail them such opportunity. They need Nigeria more than the Biafra.

You so realize some parts of the SE has crude oil, and also imo State has one of the largest volumes of natural gas on earth.

Illiteracy is a disease in you guys

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Receive Draft Bill Seeking Return To Regional Government On Friday by YouAreNobody: 8:27pm On Jun 13
Bitterkola100:
which igbo speaking part dey edo and kogi?
I also didn't know there are Igbo-speaking areas in Kogi state until I watched an interview a young man did with people in the communities in that area. I think they occupy 2 LGAs at the area bothering Enugu state

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Receive Draft Bill Seeking Return To Regional Government On Friday by YouAreNobody: 7:56pm On Jun 13
aceman88:
Yoruba man and sense.

You proposed that Yoruba speaking part of Kwara and Kogi, and even some part of Delta and Edo state be merged with south west to form Western region.

But in the case of south east, you didn't propose that the Igbo speaking part of Rivers, Delta, Benue, Kogi, Cross River, etc be merged together to form South Eastern region, rather to show your true colour of hatred, you are proposing that the Ohaji/Egbema region, one of the oil producing LGAs in southern imo state be removed from South East to form part of Southern/Niger Delta region. Is it not shameless daylight witchcraft?

I thought I'm the only one who noticed this

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Receive Draft Bill Seeking Return To Regional Government On Friday by YouAreNobody: 7:42pm On Jun 13
ILoveNG:
My concern is why are our eastern brothers afraid of regional government?
you guys are quick to talk nonsense just for Likes from your fellow riffraffs. How can a people who have been asking to leave your shithole be afraid of regional government?
Isn't it your useless bunch who keep shouting One Nigeria here and there?

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Phones / Re: Meta To Reduce Office Space In Lagos by YouAreNobody: 7:28pm On Jun 13
My tech company is headquatered in my base in Michigan and I planned to open a branch in Nigeria. I'm forever grateful to my friend, Abimbola, who advised me to hold on for 1 year and watch how things go.
I would've lost at a lot of money while looking to invest in my country

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Crime / Re: Aba Hook-up Saga: IG Sets Up Panel To Probe Ochekwo’s Murder by YouAreNobody: 5:48pm On Jun 13
Alexiiydon:
Lol see igbos angry about this guy’s death they are bent on knowing the cause of his death forgetting the women he kill and harvest

You be fool o. People are calling for investigations into his death because it's obvious there's a cover-up somewhere.
Everything is tribal to you ronu bastards
Politics / Re: Prof Humphrey Nwosu: The Real Architect Of June 12 Election by YouAreNobody: 5:47pm On Jun 13
StreetFight:
Truly. He ran away instead of announcing election results. Useless nincompoop


You lots are shameless. Did you read the article at all to see where the military rulers obtained court orders to stop the announcement?
Tueeh! Una shame dey shame me.
Bloody bastard

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Food / Re: How Una See This Thing. Did I Do Something Bad? by YouAreNobody: 5:30pm On Jun 13
sonofsteven:


Even for hood, I never for once fear my guys wey we dey role.... everything depends on the kind friends you have
True talk

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Business / Re: Dangote To Establish Petrol Terminal In The Caribbean by YouAreNobody: 4:01pm On Jun 13
kedeojo:
Don't mind the fool. Allen onyeama is fronting for Kingsley kuku, the former chairman of the amnesty presidential program under Jonathan. Allen was an adviser to kuku then. He didn't say it's was niger deltans money they used to set up air peace. Most of them are full of bitterness.

Yesterday you guys said he's fronting for Patience Jonathan.
Today you're saying it's one Kingsley Kuku.

Y'all should make up your mind nau 🙄
Business / Re: Dangote To Establish Petrol Terminal In The Caribbean by YouAreNobody: 3:54pm On Jun 13
santaclaws:


Mumu don drop comment... In all of Alaigbo, who has achieved half of what Dangote achieved? You think it's by hawking Gala & Lacasera in traffic or by selling okrika & spare parts? 😁😂

So Innosson isn't enjoying govt patronage right? How did Arthur Eze and Ned Nwoko make their billions if not from the Nigerian government? You mumu no be small...

An Igbo man hawking gala and lacasera will always be working towards something bigger, maybe to open a provision store or to become a distributor or gala or lacasera.
This isn't same for the average Yoruba man or most other tribes; they're usually content with being on that same level as long as they're getting their small daily bread from there. That's the fundamental difference between an average Igbo hawker and an average Yoruba hawker
Business / Re: Dangote To Establish Petrol Terminal In The Caribbean by YouAreNobody: 3:46pm On Jun 13
Golan007:


You hate the man because he is not Ibo.

If he had been Ibo you would have been telling us how resourceful it is.

I said what I said .


Fools will always "say what they say"
Food / Re: How Una See This Thing. Did I Do Something Bad? by YouAreNobody: 3:17pm On Jun 13
sonofsteven:
I no remember the last time I heard this kind talk

Me wey dey drink anything wey dey open

Na who wan poison you

Someone I know back then in the hood was poisoned when he went out with his guys.

Me sef dey leave my drinks with my guys and com back to continue drinking. Everything depends on the people involved

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Celebrities / Re: Saida Boj Claps Back At Portable And Her Reply Is Massive by YouAreNobody: 2:59pm On Jun 13
CapitalBank:
Una don Dey elevate this one two. 20 years down the line you won’t recognize your country anymore.

Good luck to all of you sha
very stupid country filled with very stupid folk
Romance / Re: Lady Dumps Man For White Man Few Weeks To Wedding (Photo) by YouAreNobody: 2:41pm On Jun 13
MartinCorridon:
Dem-dem don hear am. grin

Their ladies desperately chase Yoruba guys.

Only leftover yammy leggys consider Dem-Dem who must still pay for 35 page bride price lists. shocked

But will you blame those ladies ? Who will want to drink corpse water or fight in-laws over inheritance?

The woman is Ghanaian so you just came here to spew tribal-laced bullshit thinking it's an Igbo woman.


What you should ask yourself is, why are Yoruba men abandoning their women and doing everything possible to marry Igbo women? Are your women not marriageable?
After spilling your bullshit online, one yoruba man is still somewhere begging an Igbo lady for marriage whereas Bisola and Kemi are reaching menopause 🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: "Online Trolls Even Say Worse Things To Me" - Peter Obi Replies Wole Soyinka by YouAreNobody: 12:11pm On Jun 13
Starhearts:


Bitter obi will neva be a Nigerian president
Even if he's not, he's wealthy-enough to live in opulence for the rest of his life. Can you say same about you?

Poor people like you are the cause of the problems in this country, and that's why I'm glad tinubu is using his bad policies to reduce your population
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Must Be Arrested By All Means - CDS Christopher Musa by YouAreNobody: 10:31am On Jun 13
Dafresh:
I bu onye Igbo?
.

A bụ m nwafọ Igbo
Politics / Re: President Misinformed You, No Agreement On New Minimum Wage Yet – NLC by YouAreNobody: 8:40am On Jun 13
SwissMass:
Remember Asiwaju Jagaban of igbo land is the president, not the hypocritical and unstable religious war crooner, bitter grievingory obi
The way y'all cry about obi in what doesn't even concern him will make foreigners think obi is the president

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Politics / Re: I Did My Dobale This Morning As A Yoruba Man For Democracy Day — Tinubu by YouAreNobody: 8:39am On Jun 13
LegendHero:


Don’t worry, Nigeria will still be better. Even Tinubu admitted today that his policy is still currently making life hard for Nigerians but he want people to preserve while the policy take shape.

He still has 3 more years to go, I am confident he will steady the flow. If Nigerians see that after 4 years, things remain bad, then they should vote him out.

This is the same thing y'all said about Buhari and after his 8 years of maladministration you guys changed mouth to say he destroyed the country

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