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Celebrities / Re: "Baba Suwe That Stopped Downloading" - Seyi Law Dragged Over Comment About GRV by YouAreNobody: 8:20pm On Mar 12
CommonSense1967:
IPOB RETARDS are known clowns 🤡
Ayo is now an IPOB name. Honestly, I'm beginning to suspect there's a mental pandemic happening in Nigeria because the way y'al label anyone IPOB, Igbo etc is nothing short of a mental illhealth

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Politics / Re: Sokoto To Spend N6.7bn On Ramadan Feeding by YouAreNobody: 8:09pm On Mar 12
Angelfrost:
I'm very sure I have never heard of any Southern state using or claiming to need billions to feed kids during Lent (fasting)...!

The only difference between corruption under APC and under PDP is the style and approach.

PDP stole and misappropriated funds secretly, leaving citizens to find out from whistle blowers.

APC, on the other hand, don't even bother hiding a damn thing... They do what they like with the sure knowledge that the suffering masses will be too divided to raise a fuss.
true talk
Politics / Re: Bandits Set a Military Armoured Personnel Carrier & a Hilux On Fire In Zamfara by YouAreNobody: 6:37pm On Mar 12
Jovi10:



We are still saying the same thing. Wether they are the same or not, we need to find solution to this quickly and it's a collective effort.
Please call them what that are, terrorists. The media started calling them bandits, doesn't mean we shouldn't. Those bastards sacked a section of the Ogun waterside community where I did my NYSC years ago and I'm still pained. Every day we hear of people they've killed and kidnapped and you people still call them bandits thereby making it seem like they're just petty thieves.

Call them terrorists

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Crime / Re: Again, Gunmen Attack UNTH, Kidnap Deputy Director, Security Man by YouAreNobody: 3:42pm On Mar 12
jamafa:


E be like say u no get governor.

Your governor no dey collect security vote??

Anything wey happen, you keep pointing Tinubu.
During Jonathan's tenure you lots blamed him for everything but now it's the turn of tinubu you remember governor, abi?

Shameless lots, y'all are

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Politics / Re: Adeyinka Grandson Has Been Released - The Yoruba Times by YouAreNobody: 2:54pm On Mar 12
WizardOfNG:


lol. When someone uses Igbo and “superior intellect” in one sentence then you know you’re talking to an individual who is ‘high’ as a Kite.
When someone uses Yoruba and “common sense” in one sentence then you know you’re talking to an individual who is ‘high’ as a Kite.
Politics / Re: Adeyinka Grandson Has Been Released - The Yoruba Times by YouAreNobody: 2:53pm On Mar 12
Pristine664:


Lol it is the hope that kills. 😂

The same expectations that you guys had prior to 2023 election that made you all run mad after the results came out. Some of you are still in psychiatric home till date.

Tinubu is your president till 2031. The only thing that can stop Tinubu in 2027 is death.

Wetin concern me wit una nonsense. If una like, keep voting useless leaders till 2500. Compare your country with other African countries in your league and tell me if you're doing yourselves any good.
The funny thing is, if you're asked to vote tinubu for president of Yorubaland you'll never do that whereas there are other better Yoruba men. That shows your hypocrisy
Politics / Re: Adeyinka Grandson Has Been Released - The Yoruba Times by YouAreNobody: 12:27pm On Mar 12
ipobcannibals:
You want Adeyinka Grandson to change, while your ipob/esn/cownu/simon Ekpa should continue in their spreading of falsehood, propaganda and hate for others? The rest of Nigeria have been awakened to SE hate and propaganda. Obi will be lucky if he wins any state outside of the SE come 2027
Hahahahahaha....my boy, the few SW states are not "the rest of Nigeria".
If for anything, everybody now knows how hypocritical and backstabbing you people are known for.
It'll take a miracle (of the type tinubu did with inec) for tinubu to win next election
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Michael Isibor Dies Of Gunshot Wounds In His Farm In Delta (Graphic) by YouAreNobody: 11:51am On Mar 12
jimmyvic:
This story no add up at all. How person with long barrelled gun of about 18 inches go shoot himself for him upper arm undecided

Make they investigate this matter well
The only way this could've happened is if he was using the gun as a walking stick, with the barrel pointing upwards, which is highly unlikely
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Michael Isibor Dies Of Gunshot Wounds In His Farm In Delta (Graphic) by YouAreNobody: 11:48am On Mar 12
zebszebs:
A flesh wound to the upper arm shouldn't have led to his death if his fool*ish workers knew what to do.

Sad.
That's not a simple flesh wound.
He would've bled out even before any hospital
Business / Re: "20m Naira Was 5m Dollar In 1990"- Jim Ovia Recounts How He Started Zenith Bank by YouAreNobody: 10:07am On Mar 12
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool How did we get here


Chai!!! EBIN PAWA ooo !!!!


This KUNTRY don tire me. Na only ASHAWO house and my WEED de give me joy grin


ASHAWO house wey I go yesterday night.


Chai. All the slim slim fine girls don sleep finish..


Na only the fat fat once de outside around that 1am in the night..


Bross i gats carry one fat girl ooo because my PREEK don already STAND like STANDING FAN..

As we enter room and she remove cloth. Chai. NaSo her armpit begin smell grin


Before I know waiting de Xup she don jack me NACK for bed. Begin NACK NACK me up and down..


I de shout.. nobody gree EPP me!!


Bross this girl nearly shift my PREEK.


As she NACK me finish. All my body begin shake..


My too legs begin gum together with my PREEK grin


I no fit walker again..


To make the story short..


Na wheel chair dem use carry me comort with the help of some boys outside grin


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha.....guy you don blow ma mind🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Bandits Invade Plateau Market, Gun Down 7 by YouAreNobody: 8:54am On Mar 12
AfroBeatDiary:
These guys are not bandit, they are terrorists, we cannot solve a problem we've refuses to identify well.
Allow the fools to keep calling them bandits instead of the terrorists they are

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Food / Re: Nigerians Experience Relief As Prices Of Sugar, Indomie, Others Drop by YouAreNobody: 7:25am On Mar 12
Paraman:
I remember buying a pack of indomie for #250 under the military before I left, returning to Nigeria and buying it for #2400 under the PDP was unacceptable in my own opinion.
But buying it at #15000+ under APC is acceptable to you because it's a government you support.

Hypocrisy at its finest😏
Food / Re: Nigerians Experience Relief As Prices Of Sugar, Indomie, Others Drop by YouAreNobody: 7:24am On Mar 12
Nigeriagood:
bro this is true o and its falling even more
I don't know why y'all celebrate mediocrity. That's why your government is using y'all to play ping pong.
A carton of super pack was 2500 when APC took power. It has risen to 15000+ and you guys dance when it reduces to around 13000?
Una dey ment?

Dollar was #210 to $1 when APC took over. It's currently at #1610 and if it reduces to 1500 you clowns will jump into the dance floor
Food / Re: Nigerians Experience Relief As Prices Of Sugar, Indomie, Others Drop by YouAreNobody: 7:21am On Mar 12
Paraman:
in 1999 before the demonic PDP was handed power by the military, a price of a carton of indomie was about #300 or so
Good. Now compare the price when APC stole power to now.

I remember buying a carton of super pack indomie at #2200 before I left that country. Compare it to now.
APC is a cancer unto nigeria. Everything fell apart under their watch.
Food / Re: Nigerians Experience Relief As Prices Of Sugar, Indomie, Others Drop by YouAreNobody: 7:17am On Mar 12
Paraman:
If it's about a rise in price, you will believe it

Please remind me, what was the price of a carton of indomie before the satanic APC stole power
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Promises To Address Farmer/Herders Conflict by YouAreNobody: 7:14am On Mar 12
malali:


You can make your point politely, no need to curse.
Nigeria has dry season in the North, transmigration of animals seasonally is a well described phenomenon, even in the wild.
Only way cow meet has subsidy in Nigeria/Africa is because they roam to feed.
If you tie down a cow to feed till maturity, the cheapest cow in the market will be 5 million naira minimum.
So herding actually benefits all of us, however these has increased clashes with farmers, which we can get together and find a solution to.

See i didn't curse or abuse you smiley.
Learn to talk like that.
Where did you pull out this crap of cow mean subsidy? So because of cow mean we should allow these herdsmen to keep destroying people's investments and murdering people so you'll be eating cheap meat?
Wow

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Agriculture / Re: FG Orders 10,000 Tractors, Signs €995 Million Financial Facility by YouAreNobody: 7:06am On Mar 12
FreeStuffsNG:
It will be too expensive and probably difficult to maintain. Using of one brand comes with total package of maintenance and parts. 2000 tractors in a year alone is quite significant so there's no point bringing 5 different brands and companies.
This is just from FG alone, states, LGAs and international donors and agencies will still provide tractors and support for the farmers. Our problem is keeping our borders shut enough to prevent the smuggling of the highly subsidized harvest afterwards.

The government should've addressed the challenge of herders first.
This useless government is always putting the cart before the horse
Politics / Re: Bandits Set a Military Armoured Personnel Carrier & a Hilux On Fire In Zamfara by YouAreNobody: 9:19pm On Mar 11
Jovi10:
This is becoming seriously serious. State policing should be a priority right now but our leaders don't always know the right thing to do.

Before this gets at of hand we all need to be vigilant about this and speak up on it. Regardless of wether you're batist, obidient or atilulated, if shit goes south it go affect all of us o. This was how biko Haram started small small o. Hmmm

I no just know the way some of una dey reason. Do you even think at all? So up till this moment you don't know these people your useless news agencies call "bandits" are actually Boko Haram and iswap?
Na waa o

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Properties / Re: Juju Calabash & Ritual Sponges Found In Demolished Lagos Mansion (video) by YouAreNobody: 6:55pm On Mar 11
Savedday2:
All this kind juju, na 9ja girls them take dey serve am!

The owner of the juju should be arrested for questioning immediately.
Arrested and questioned for what exactly?
He didn't commit a crime

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Crime / Re: Police Officers Enforcing Tinted Glass Permit Caught Flogging Motorists (Pics) by YouAreNobody: 3:31pm On Mar 11
osuofia2:
smiley
I am not in support of the Police but Nigerians are rude and have this entitlement personality.
Shattap abeg
Politics / Re: Northern Forces Working To Destabilise Nigeria Under Tinubu - Ngelale by YouAreNobody: 12:53pm On Mar 11
Goodlady:

That ogidi ll burn the hands of the north beyond repair if they don't stop their anti govt tactics. No be only then dey Nigeria. The south is now united for Tinubu.
Which south? only parts of the SW is for tinubu
Politics / Re: “Tinubu’s Government Taking Nigeria Backward” – Labour Party Chairman, Abure by YouAreNobody: 7:23am On Mar 11
JASONjnr:
The same man that followed Tinubu to Dubai and was given a brown envelope...


I'm sure the content of that envelope has finished... Dude is looking for another envelope to shut up for a brief moment.....

Attack the messenger and throw away the message, that's the only thing you imps are good at
Politics / Re: “Tinubu’s Government Taking Nigeria Backward” – Labour Party Chairman, Abure by YouAreNobody: 7:21am On Mar 11
Afrobasic:
To be fair Tinubu never said he was going to take us forward.

Only thing I heard him say was Emilokan, and agbado munchers aka E bin pa wons voted for him in large numbers.

After all, na statistics we go chop?

You're actually right. The man made no promises and never said he was going to do anything. It's these daft agbadoites who I blame

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Politics / Re: “Tinubu’s Government Taking Nigeria Backward” – Labour Party Chairman, Abure by YouAreNobody: 7:19am On Mar 11
APC is a cancer unto this country

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Politics / Re: FFK Mocks Datti Baba-Ahmed For Kneeling To Greet President Tinubu by YouAreNobody: 12:43am On Mar 11
JagabanB:

This greeting really pain obidents, I have received over 20 mentions on this thread only because of one comment.
it goes to show you how incredibly daft your comment is, don't you think so?
i mean...for everyone to be calling you out on the same comment, something must definitely be wrong with it.

And it amuses me, why do y'all agbadoites think it's only obidients who dislike the useless leadership style of your government? I mean....PDP scored second according to y'all so why do y'all focus your attacks on obidients only? and don't tell me that nonsense of them being the most active on social media bla bla bla
Politics / Re: Most Of Tinubu’s Appointments Favour Southwest Region - HURIWA by YouAreNobody: 12:39am On Mar 11
favor914:
Them they very happy when they voted against him, now they are wailing about marginalization, as usual they want to have their cake & eat it too.
if he was performing people wont be complaining but as he's just there acting like a mannequin
Crime / Re: Mother Arrested For Attempting To Murder Her Epileptic 1 Year Old Baby In Lagos by YouAreNobody: 8:08pm On Mar 10
Chukwuka319:
Wickedness everywhere.It is only in humans among all creatures in creation that we have mothers who would willingly kill their own offspring.
The woman isn't fit to be among human beings at all and should be handed the capital punishment.

Shhhh..... you're wrong here. Humans are actually the only creatures they "won't" kill their unfit offspring. Every other animal will kill and sometimes eat their unhealthy babies as soon as they detect a defect

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TV/Movies / Re: How Much Netflix Costs In Every Country by YouAreNobody: 8:04pm On Mar 10
frog12:
Nothing good there ?

There is, but I've never been able to stay 1 or 2 hours to see a full movie. I keep the subscription for when I have visitors
TV/Movies / Re: How Much Netflix Costs In Every Country by YouAreNobody: 7:51pm On Mar 10
Flier:
I rearly use it but I pay for it every month

I'm on this table. My account gets debited every month but I can't remember the last time I actually saw any movie on Netflix
Crime / Re: NDLEA Uncovers Illicit Drug Consignment In Commercial Bus Engine (video) by YouAreNobody: 6:27pm On Mar 10
Ejiakusmith:
Very funny 😊😊😊😊 so you wey comment which tribe you fall under ,,,, no tell me Idoma ooo because thunder ⚡⚡ ⛈️ is wickedly angry 💢



I'm tribeless

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