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Properties / Re: Ten Tallest Buildings In Nigeria by YouAreNobody: 8:58am On May 21
tobounty:
All located in Tinubu Lagos. Our Wailers that are fond of jumping night buses from their barren land always have a sight to take back.
lolzzzzz......you be fool o, na your fellow human beings get those buildings you're bragging with while you, you're a nobody
Travel / Re: New Olodo Bridge Opened In Oyo. Residents Celebrate (video, Photos) by YouAreNobody: 8:38am On May 21
Scatterscatter:


Did you go to school at all? I don't mean to sell ice-cream and puff puff to the students ooo!
The bridge collapsed due to flood and it's been reconstructed by the active Governor.
"He who lacks wisdom, let him ask"

The person you quoted is actually right. Look at the image, the area is eroded and collapsed due to erosion

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Crime / Re: Abia Hunters Nab Suspected Pipeline Vandals (Photos) by YouAreNobody: 8:35am On May 21
Reality3080:
To people who believe it is only fulanis that are capable of committing crime n that their kinsmen are angels


I ask u in tinubu voice



Where are the cows?

Had it been these ones weren’t caught their dumb head kinsmen would have swore with their lives that it’s Fulani

Again where are d cows?

Shattap abeg, nobody ever said only fulani commit crimes, it's all a figment of your warped imagination. We all know Fulani are mostly involved in terrorism and mass kidnappings, and usually not petty vandalism like this. It's just like saying a Fulani man mined someone's skull, we already know the tribe that is notorious for that. Or saying a Fulani man pushed drugs, we already know the tribe wey carry that one for head too
Career / Re: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by YouAreNobody: 10:53pm On May 20
Gadafii:
As a man, you are already in trouble


Nobody sends you if you pick shirts or does vulcanizing, you are in your own

aswear
Education / Re: Anambra School Wins 2024 National Mathematics Competition (Photo) by YouAreNobody: 9:02pm On May 20
LexngtonSteele:


You and I know you're Igbo. Why deny your heritage ?

Be proud of it. E pain am.

to agbado rodents like you, there are only 2 tribes in Nigeria; Igbo and Yoruba. You agbadoites are too dumb to know there are more than 200 tribes in your country

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Education / Re: Anambra School Wins 2024 National Mathematics Competition (Photo) by YouAreNobody: 9:01pm On May 20
Jagaban2012:
All these gullible people again? Must you keep posting all these primary school competitions just to make an impression? There are various competitions across the country, and Anambra people can only show us primary school competition. We have global and regional competitions.

They've been winning global and regional competitions, and Anambra state has consistently come tops in education in this country so what's your point?

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Politics / Re: Manufacturers Wail As Unsold Goods Pile Up In Warehouses by YouAreNobody: 6:41pm On May 20
LexngtonSteele:


OK bro. Don't kill yourself trying to impress one Amaka or Basira. tongue

Be yourself. Even if you WorWor. Your own babe dey out there.
Hahahahahaha....mad man
Politics / Re: Manufacturers Wail As Unsold Goods Pile Up In Warehouses by YouAreNobody: 3:53pm On May 20
LexngtonSteele:


Nigga. Your calculations no concern me.

You don chop finish ? Wetin you dey find for dumbell matter ? shocked

Na wetin concern me be that, negro.

lolzzzz...calm down, I had to use dumbbell to make an example because that's what you used in your post
Politics / Re: Manufacturers Wail As Unsold Goods Pile Up In Warehouses by YouAreNobody: 3:02pm On May 20
LexngtonSteele:
A lot of businesses will go down. Not being pessimistic.

Yes it will be really hard for purchasers to buy imported items now that USD = 1540.

But it's hard to pity the sellers too. 99% of them quickly jerk up prices as soon as dollar rates go up and NEVER bring them back when rates go down.

Car dealers that bought cars in 2015/16 kept adjusting prices instead of selling with reasonable markups.

The consequence = eventually, customers wouldn't be able to buy again and your inventory will just rot.

I laugh when I see people who bought gym equipment in 2015/16 adjusting rates to 2024 rates. You never even sell am for years you dey adjust. Na you go carry your thing, build muscle last last grin


You forget that when these sellers sell the items they bought at low price and want to replenish stock, they'll buy at current price.

For example, I bought a dumbbell at 20k last year, and the current price is 40k. If I sell it at 30k (according to your reasonable markups), where will I get the 10k to complete the current price?
Religion / Re: Pastor Refuses To Return N900,000 Sent In Error, Claims Money Belongs To God by YouAreNobody: 6:37pm On May 19
WorkBank:
That was a skit

Legal solution is to brief a lawyer not police

Everything is a skit to you guys. What are you briefing the lawyer for? Won't the lawyer not still involve the police?
Na was o
Phones / Re: If You Know This Phone, You Must Be Married. Nobody knows the name by YouAreNobody: 3:42pm On May 19
immortalcrown:
Razor Motorola. It got so much publicity then. It was arguably the slimmest phone during its time. I guess its slimness was part of why it was named Razor.
It's not razor. Razor was a flip phone
Politics / Re: PDP No Longer Exists In Osun, Says Oyetola by YouAreNobody: 3:28pm On May 19
Reality3080:
u igbos should know your game is over

What u did to fulanis for 8 years u can’t try it with yorubas

We will give u fire for thunder

Keep deceiving yourselves
Politics / Re: Tinubu Not Bothered About Your Plot, Games – Onanuga To Atiku, Obi by YouAreNobody: 1:52pm On May 19
lamentor78:
Why I will vote Tinubu 100 times and over .First , Tinubu has the plight of omoluabi at heart, look at what they are doing in southwest only idiots will not see it, he is positioning SW at highest level in the eventuality of future Nigeria breakup.

Where do we have a functioning refinery now..SW. coastal road starting from SW to other SS states. FDI , emerging markets in Ogun State, Ondo ,Osun, Oyo,Ekiti is coming up. Only lazy heads are complaining.

I have the absolute right to vote for anyone I choose as well as you idiots that will abuse me after this post.

Every right-thinking Nigerian knows tinubu is a Yoruba project. Even the north who he deceived during the last election now know the games he played on them.
He rode on buhari's goodwill during last election, let me see how he'll win next one
Politics / Re: PDP No Longer Exists In Osun, Says Oyetola by YouAreNobody: 1:41pm On May 19
Reality3080:
chinedu

Are u igbo?


grin grin

Don’t run away

Just yes or no answer
Olaniyi, everybody who speaks up about the uselessness of your brother in power is automatically Igbo. I guess in your agbado-infused brain, only igbos don't support the disastrous government of tinubu? Do you see how foolish you are? Out of more than 200 ethnic groups in this country, in your useless mind everybody supports your useless government.
Well, it is said no one can be an APC supporter and still maintain effective use of their brain
Travel / Re: Tragedy As Seven Die, Others Injured In Imo Road Crash by YouAreNobody: 8:38am On May 19
ChizzyBuna:
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Thank God I'm an introvert undecided
By 7 I'm already in my room tucked up watching series with my ice cream chocolate and popcorn. I hate anything night hangout


R.i.p to the dead

It can happen at any time
Travel / Re: Tragedy As Seven Die, Others Injured In Imo Road Crash by YouAreNobody: 8:37am On May 19
donleo92:
that road na death trap...


from imsu junction down to orji am so scared when I ply that road. coupled with the fact that drivers are always driving very fast.


The road is wide so drivers tend to speed there. I dey blow 120 regularly there

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Politics / Re: Gov Soludo Commences The Construction Of A Superhighway Linking Imo And Anambra by YouAreNobody: 10:28pm On May 18
You guys hyped Obi more than this but immediately you contested you started insulting him. That's the same you'll do to Soludo and Umahi. We know una
UmarFaruk98:
This is the kind of IBGO man we want as a president not one sort of obi that has no track record in capital project and human development...

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Politics / Re: Gov Soludo Commences The Construction Of A Superhighway Linking Imo And Anambra by YouAreNobody: 10:25pm On May 18
LexngtonSteele:


Niggah man. Get back to the cotton fields and forget that presidency.

It's for the ruling class. If you like, write Bible. You wouldn't still smell it. grin
lolzz.....ok o, enjoy your delusions

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Mob Peter Obi Onboard A Plane For Selfies (Video) by YouAreNobody: 10:24pm On May 18
KGBKremlin:


Yet they are ruling and paying you salary
lolzzz.....aren't you guys the one who said everyone on that plane is Igbo? na me talk am? dey there dey mumu yourselves
Politics / Re: Gov Soludo Commences The Construction Of A Superhighway Linking Imo And Anambra by YouAreNobody: 10:15pm On May 18
LexngtonSteele:


You will NEVER smell Presidency no matter how you cry.

Learn to stay in Slave cadre and let your colonial Masters rule in peace.

The worst latrine in SW is better than the best mansion in your region. Unfortunately you and I know it grin.

E pain am grin
lolzzzzz.....wetin concern me. I'm happy with the way you guys destroy your country though. Don't allow the SE smell presidency. Heck, vote a rock next time....it makes my line of work easier. After all, all my people are already out of your country and my building project is what brought me back
Politics / Re: Gov Soludo Commences The Construction Of A Superhighway Linking Imo And Anambra by YouAreNobody: 10:08pm On May 18
LexngtonSteele:
Soludo is hated because SE is used to low calibre leaders.

Orji Uzor Kalu, Theodore Orji, Ikpeazu... Peter Obi can't be janitors in any other region.

Soludo and Umahi are the only exceptions since 1999. That's why they hate them so much.

Nigerians will support ONLY these 2 ibos if they run for Presidency.

Any other ibo.... c'est nest pas possible. grin

Soludo said Peter Obi was a serious failure. I believe him because Soludo had 1st Class and Obi is a 3rd Class dullard.

Yes, and all the SW governors have done great. You people are just so useless, SW doesn't start and end in Lagos. What happened to KWara, Ondo, Oyo, Ogun? Shameless lots. Even if Soludo or Umahi comes out to contest you guys will still find something to say about them, that's how you lots are; a tribe of snakes and serpents.
Abobi, shove that presidency up your ass
Crime / Re: Kwara: Doctor, Nurses Detained Over Missing Placenta, Umbilical Cord by YouAreNobody: 9:03am On May 18
Extremely common in the SW
Business / Re: Dangote’s Refined Product Hits European Market, Secures Crude Oil From U.S by YouAreNobody: 8:53am On May 18
Alliswell248:


If they are looking for dullard.....you should be the one.
Nigeria alone can't consume what Dangote produce daily, we are talking about a 650,000 barrel refinery. Definitely he would export and give us dollars.

Keep wailing....that is only what you know best
You're daft. Just look at the nonsense you're spewing. "Nigeria can't consume what dangote prodices daily", your little brain didn't tell you dangote can sell here and still export?
I thought you urchins said dangote refinery will crash price of crude. Nonsense

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Business / Re: Dangote’s Refined Product Hits European Market, Secures Crude Oil From U.S by YouAreNobody: 8:51am On May 18
Paraman:
I don't expect a sane adult to write this kind of comment

You're the insane one here. How daft can you, an adult, be?
Your head is so deep inside Tinubu's ass, you're now incapable of critical thinking
Politics / Re: Nigerians Mob Peter Obi Onboard A Plane For Selfies (Video) by YouAreNobody: 6:31am On May 18
KGBKremlin:


Igbo not Nigerians

Everybody in a plane is igbo, which means no Yoruba, Hausa, kanuri etc can afford a plant ticket.
Chai

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Mob Peter Obi Onboard A Plane For Selfies (Video) by YouAreNobody: 6:31am On May 18
Mrexcell:
Obi don't even seems to care about his personal security apc don't really see him as a real threat if not they would have since taken him out.
Lolzzzzz.....you think the APC leadership is as stupid as some of their followers here?
Those people in power know that nigeria is on a tipping edge and only needs slight force to push it over the edge. The killing of someone like Obi, or even Buhari will trigger a huge conflagration all over the country, and some political leaders will take advantage of it to cause more problems. It'll be the end of Nigeria as you know it

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Health / Re: Nneka Onwuzuligbo: Dr. Anu & Her Clinic Convicted Over Client's Death by YouAreNobody: 6:21am On May 18
LexngtonSteele:
This is so sad.

The Dr shouldn't have done surgery for removal of yam legs undecided

See what she was trying to correct... she no know say na follow-come undecided

Your people don kill her nau, I hope you're happy now. Dr. Anụ should've concentrated on selling Agbo, that's the only thing her people are good at
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's A Red Flag That Makes You Decline To Work For A Company? by YouAreNobody: 2:56pm On May 17
helinues:
I never applied for one . Never been a fan of working for anyone
Nobody will employ a professional asslicker nau, it's not something you can put on a CV

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Politics / Re: APC Chairmanship: Search For Ganduje’s Replacement Begins - Leadershipng by YouAreNobody: 10:43am On May 17
Almunjid:
All politicians are the same. They're all thieves. No one disputes this fact except Obidiōts who believe that Pāndora is a Saint. grin

No one has ever said obi is a saint, we only said he's better than your drug-sniffing, cocaine-addicted geriatric president
Crime / Re: Beggar Killed As Hoodlums Clash Over Booty In Osun by YouAreNobody: 5:13pm On May 15
77up:
Almost all the commenters on page 1 are idio.ts , they are still suffering from election defeat.

Miscreants are anywhere even abroad but the brainless idi.ots are already tribalizing it just to spite Yoruba as usual.

Okan gbogbo yin o ni bale!

lolzzz...to imbeciles like you, everything is about Election. Election that was completed 8 months ago. Anyways, the people you just insulted didn't tell any lie, did they?

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Crime / Re: UK Based Nigerian Man Given Life Sentence For Beating Wife To Death by YouAreNobody: 5:06pm On May 15
georgeakins:


Ibos love to defend crimes and criminalities. One defended Ikeremadu but lost woefully and shamefully.

U.K is not biafla.

shame no even catch you to talk this nonsense. Your tribesman murdered his wife like a savage, and all you could say is this nonsense. The Igbo woman you're even talking about is a King's Counsel in the UK, which is the Nigerian equivalent of SAN.

Shame of your empty head

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