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Politics / Re: Coastal Highway: It's An Insult To Call Our Ancestral Villages Shanties by YouAreNobody: 5:43pm On May 08
MIsplaced priorities by this thieving government.
15.7 trillion naira would solve the perennial power issues we have in this country but they want to sink it into a road, while their brain-dead followers cheer them on

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Politics / Re: Reps Deny Demanding Bribe From Binance by YouAreNobody: 5:36pm On May 08
zionstaar75:
wailing wailer
Your leaders are playing ping pong with your life and you're busy jeering at someone else in the same shithole you're in.
Politics / Re: Reps Deny Demanding Bribe From Binance by YouAreNobody: 5:35pm On May 08
post=129850761:

SECONDED!!
Your own no pass to dey post nonsense here and there

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Politics / Re: Benue Communities - Konshisha, Imankodi Clash: Propertie Burnt, People Missing by YouAreNobody: 5:11pm On May 08
Instead of these people to combine forces and fight the herdsmen massacring them they're busy killing each other
Politics / Re: Akpabio: Since Prisons Were Renamed Correctional Centres, Jailbreaks Increased by YouAreNobody: 1:50pm On May 08
See the kind of people APC put into power, and they're expecting Nigeria to be better?

I laugh in Chinese
Travel / Re: The Video Of Aba To Port Harcourt Train by YouAreNobody: 11:10am On May 08
The person wet put that "ameno" song in this video na mad man 🀣🀣
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,415/$ In Parallel Market by YouAreNobody: 9:05am On May 08
Donaldoni:
Local production of PMS should start already

Buhari really destroyed this country angry

What a catastrophe he was!

To continue in the path of Buhari is to lead Nigeria to economic death!! angry

Piiiiggs know all these but are just bitter that they lost election angry

Yes, blame Buhari who was pushed into power by the same tinubu who is currently president.
Same Buhari who you guys called us names when we said he was destroying the country.

You're doing your best to exonerate the failure currently in power because he's your tribesman but na everybody go suffer am

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Politics / Re: Petroleum Marketers Knock FG Policies, Blame Scarcity On Low Refining Capacity by YouAreNobody: 8:20am On May 08
Curious345:
Sad .

But Out of the ₦15trillion coastal abracadabra - -

₦11trillion will build 20 mini refineries in 20states of the federation and will also take care of the piping systems that takes the crude oil from the nigerdelta to these refineries .

The remaining ₦4 trillion can build 18 mini Gas power generation station that could generate 150Mega watt each - producing a total of 2,700mw , effectively ending power outage in those 18 states where the Gas power turbines are situated

If you talk, some imbeciles on this platform will call you IPOB and say you hate tinubu.

Some nigerians are an incredibly daft bunch

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Politics / Re: Obidients Flaunt "Bitter Obi" (Photos) by YouAreNobody: 10:27pm On May 07
StOla:



Except you want to draw the 12 x 5 cartons that only exist as damage control propanganda to save Bitter Obi.

Other bateria-infested rodents are quiet but you're here drooling everywhere like a rabid bat. You need a heavy dose of Bitter Obi bitters to cure you of your ailment

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Politics / Re: Advisers In Ekiti Sworn In With Γ’gΓΊn Idol, Quran By Ikere-Ekiti LGA Boss by YouAreNobody: 10:05pm On May 07
FreeStuffsNG:

It's based on the faith practiced by each of those being sworn in.

It's not new among the Yoruba. Emeritus Prof Wande Abimbola, former Vice Chancellor, University of Ife, Ile-Ife, now Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) was sworn into office as a Federal Minister in 2003 with Iwo (horn) filled with charm in the Ifa tradition.

Former Federal Minister, 91-year old Emeritus Prof Wande Abimbola is still a practicing Babalawo till date.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

shattap abeg, if it happened with other tribes you would've found one nonsense or the other to say
Politics / Re: Abia APC Cautions New Members Against Illegal Registration by YouAreNobody: 5:54pm On May 07
benuejosh:
In a time where there should have been mass influx into Labour Party, people are running to APC. Tinubu is the best in this game.

The Governor of Abia is definitely returning back to APC.

A big lost to Peter Obi and Labourers.

Tinubu till 2031.
8 years Solid.

He ran to where fits him, party of thieves

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Business / Re: Naira To Be Delisted From Crypto P2P Platforms by YouAreNobody: 2:48pm On May 07
Informant101:




In the eyes of Nigerians or in the eyes of igbos??

Igbos are the only ones who trade crypto, abi? Illiterate zombie
Business / Re: Naira To Be Delisted From Crypto P2P Platforms by YouAreNobody: 2:44pm On May 07
ttime:


One emp strike that wipes away all d servers, one one crafty virus that corrupts all d servers and ur digital assets will vaporize poof

Lolzzzzz...clown, I'm sure you don't know what "decentralized" means
Business / Re: Naira To Be Delisted From Crypto P2P Platforms by YouAreNobody: 2:38pm On May 07
clearcrystal:
This is a good news.
All those lazy youth that are hell bent on destroying our economy by trading and speculating the exchange rate on P2P platforms are in deep shit already.
Instead of investing in physical asset they prefer to get rich quicker by trading USDT in the comfort of their bedroom at the detriment of our economy.
I keep telling people the rate we see online is not the true exchange rate.
I'm sure they will switch to Telegram but don't be surprised in 2 weeks time the CBN will equally ban Telegram.
spoken like a true illiterate

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Education / Re: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools β€” Statisense by YouAreNobody: 1:04pm On May 07
aswani:


I am interested, how can you get data on unqualified teacher
Do they tell you they are or does the relevant state ministry employ them despite knowing they are unqualified.

Or is this another nonexistent statistic just to give the usual suspects the ability to beat their chest over nothing to deflect from their one year plus bitterness over a Peter Obi third place position?Hmm!

But if the SE states were tops in tops in this bad stats you'll believe it, no be so?
Business / Re: CBN Directs Banks To Impose 0.5% Cybersecurity Levy On All Transactions by YouAreNobody: 12:54pm On May 07
Gerrard59:


That is not true. Organise an election today and Tinubu would win fair and square. You need to understand Nigeria for what it is, rather than what you think it should be.

Tinubu can not win a free and fair election in Nigeria

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Business / Re: CBN Directs Banks To Impose 0.5% Cybersecurity Levy On All Transactions by YouAreNobody: 8:41am On May 07
By the time Tinubu's tenure ends, all of una go get sense

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Travel / Re: Aba Road: Before And After Compare And Contrast by YouAreNobody: 10:47pm On May 06
EponObi:


Who cares if it's by Julius Aghahowa. That road is substandard. In the next few months when rain start properly, the makeup will wash off. We will be here to feast. πŸ˜‹
Shame suppose dey catch you, but you're already shameless
Phones / Re: Lagos-Calabar Highway: Telcos Fear Shutdown As Construction Threatens Cables by YouAreNobody: 9:02pm On May 06
opamoses1:

Wail all you want. The project is unstoppable. You should know that by now. πŸ˜‚

why na only yorubas carry this highway matter for head, insulting everyone who talks about how unnecessary this project is at this time

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Politics / Re: LASG To Remove Over 100 Shanties At Adeniji Adele Under Bridge Today by YouAreNobody: 7:45am On May 06
They'll pack them into buses and dump them in Osun again.

Tinubu's brothers getting hit back to back
Properties / Re: 80% Of Lekki Buildings Have No Approval, Says LASG by YouAreNobody: 7:40am On May 06
Bulldozer90:
I am so happy about this. Bring them down!
Igbos must learn that no place is as safe as home.
Awka millennium city is there
Enyimba economic city is there
Enugu Lion business park there
Asaba waterfront city there

Una choose to waste your money on a swampy dying city that will that will be swallowed up by rising water levels in years to come. Money miss road will cry bitter tears.

Make dem dey mumu themselves. Last thing I go do na to buy a property in Lagos or any other SW or Northern region. I'm comfortable with my SE and SS
Properties / Re: 80% Of Lekki Buildings Have No Approval, Says LASG by YouAreNobody: 7:38am On May 06
ufotty2001:
All my houses are in pH and Akwa ibom. Who get time for Lagos wahala..
Don't mind foolish people. Aside my South East, the only other region in this country I have a property is in south south in Port Harcourt where I have a block of flats and maybe in Calabar where I already have some empty parcels of land.

The day my inlaw told me he wants to buy land in Lagos I nearly slap em head

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Politics / Re: There Are Deliberate Attempts To Cripple My Government - Fubara Cries Out by YouAreNobody: 7:25am On May 06
Wike knows he'll be rendered powerless if he loses his grip on Rivers state.
He was instrumental to tinubu's victory, he brazenly rewrote election results in Rivers state which is the state with the 3rd highest number of voters.
Wike has refused to learn from others, and he'll be used and dumped in due course
Pets / Re: Please Help My Dog Has Ticks On The Body by YouAreNobody: 9:59pm On May 05
onatisi:

should i use mobil or total engine oil . it is all for the good of the dog naa

Bro, buy Bravecto. It's expensive but you don't need to buy the whole packet. Some vets sell per tablet. Just 1 tablet will kill EVERY tick on on your dog, and every other blood-sucking insect, and it'll also protect the dog so if another tick from the dog's surroundings try to suck the blood on the dog that tick will also die. It offers protection for up to 3months. 1 have 6 large-breed dogs, caucasian shepherds, and you know they have thick coats but I've never had a tick infestation because of Bravecto

Engine oil can kill your dog. It's poisonous.

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Pets / Re: What Type Of Snake Is This? by YouAreNobody: 1:32pm On May 05
Green house snake. Not harmful to humans
Pets / Re: Please Help My Dog Has Ticks On The Body by YouAreNobody: 11:47am On May 05
onatisi:
whaooo fantastic , this is so so cheap . please can i use the black oil from a car engine or new engine oil?

Several people up there have already advised against using engine oil on your dog but you've blocked your ears because "it's so cheap".
You don't deserve to own a dog

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Business / Re: FG Borrows β‚¦β€Ž11 Trillion Via Bonds, T-Bills In Four Months by YouAreNobody: 2:11pm On May 04
They should borrow more, their horde of agbado rodents will defend them
Politics / Re: Trapped In Escravous:150 Million-Litre Vessels Behind Petrol Scarcity by YouAreNobody: 12:34pm On May 03
Careless cappings of a useless government

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Crime / Re: 24-Year-Old Woman Kills Her Son After The Father Rejected Him In Delta State by YouAreNobody: 9:51am On May 03
Terrible news everyday in this country
Business / Re: Naira Closes 1,402/$ At Official Market As Dollar Demand Persists by YouAreNobody: 9:45am On May 03
helinues:


The empowerment been done by this government is consumption bah?

Why was some of our borders closed for years? For more importation?

There are several factors that determine the exchange rate, demands and supply is one of the major factor
9 years of APC and all you've been doing is defending mediocrity.

Helinues get a life, old age is fast approaching

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Politics / Re: FG Warns Saboteurs As Power Generation Rises To 4,800MW by YouAreNobody: 7:53am On May 03
Some universities abroad generate up to 2000MW for the university campus but the self-acclaimed "giant of Africa" generated less than 5000MW for a country of more than 200M people.

Trillions that should've been used to improve power generation and transmission is being wasted on a road and zombies are hailing it.

Funny country

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