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That stupid betrayer osun state should be punish by Tinubu after election

Jodha:
Wahala for this generation o.....so this is actually a question...an adult is asking...

Ehn naa

Should I accept the pregnancy, I don't won't to be termed simp if i accept the pregnancy and I'm not even sure it'd mine!

Can I take the risk?

SenecaTheYonger:
Why? Do people make fun of you?

bro I'm not Happy, I need emotional connections

I'm serious

fman:
so just because u
no Get banni
You wan kill yourself?
Last I checked,
Guys wey no get girlfriend
Get peace of mind.

I DNT have peace of mind bro

I'm 27 years of age and ever since I was born av not gotten a girlfriend, I'm good looking, I'm 5'10 I have the right physics but every girl have wooed turn me down, I'm not the type of guy that like talking too much and I can't chase a girl too much.
But just being lonely everything in this world is just so meaning less to me I need a companion someone I can emotional connect to pls wat can I do...

fergie001:
Translated:
Goldar bin dey knack woman inside bus, as Dem dey knack, e friend Mina come open door see wetin dey happen, e odogwu come rise. E wan follow for the matter, the babe come say NO e no want Mina to join.

The matter come be say as Odogwu no get shoulder, Mina come join the matter even when the babe no want. Mina wey knack the babe don cause am wetin oyinbo dey call PTSD and anxiety, she come report d matter.

Dem free the Goldar wey first climb because e matter with the babe na "sweet agreement" and babe permit e own.


Goldar (in pictures)

thanks for the translation that English wan burst my brain

PastorMIsBack:
From the comments, you dreamt you slept with or attempted to sleep with your mum. No?

yes I slept with her in the dream

PastorMIsBack:
You could be married to your mother spiritually.

I don't understand

Megabig:
Have you been fantasizing sleeping with your mum in real life or thinking of how it will be like. Because I don’t understand how you can even agree to in your dream

fantasizing Wetin? God forbid!!! I never think of it in my Life

Kobojunkie:
I asked a question.. what is there to understand?

I don't know the meaning of the dream and I do dreamt of this occasionally.

Kobojunkie:
What is there to understand? That you are of the seed of Nimrod or Oedipus?

abeg dis serious issue I'm not here to play

I don't know the meaning of the dream lalasticlala

Y

Y

chatinent:
Just be a man.

You can use the rebuttal to reinstate your pride. Chat am up and tell am you really didn't want a relationship. You just wanted to see if she'll lie she didn't have a boyfriend like others girls wey dey come.

Na update I give you so

lol, of course I really bleeped up.. d girl wey dey anxious anytime wey she see before don get liver, if u see the kind confidence wey she take dey Waka for my front now just feel like make I no come home again... But I go just try make the tension calm down Sha... But I bleeped up..............

Hh

Because every talk go be on my matter

chatinent:
Wow.

I think I bin yarn you this matter.

Even if you feel person like you, allow things settle by itself. Sometimes, people are merely friendly and not crushing.

Now you have annual rent of shame to go in and come out. Chai

walai, I don enter one chance, and dos girls plenty for our compound and na me be the only guy wey they there. Make I just carry basket they cry inside like dis....
Because every talk go be on my matter

chatinent:
Ok you don follow the banny talk? How e go?

she categoryly told 3 things
1.she cant date a neighbor
2. Dat I can't be like dis without having a girlfriend
3. Dat she also av a boyfriend

chatinent:
So what if you spoke to her and she tells you NO, and that she was just being friendly? I hope you'll not pack out of that compound or come home only at night?

You dey fall for infatuation carelessly still.dey call yourself alpha male. Alaye, ekwesịrị ka e were mortar tie gị wotowoto.

of course I fuccked up, na no I later get if knw I for follow the advice of elders.
Make my feet dey drag ground for compound na he remain now.....
Abeg make person console me I dey cry like dis naaa.....

MrBrownJay1:
TRANSLATION: dont fukc around with Neighbors/colleagues etc because when the r/ship is over and your partner turns to SHE-devil, your home/work may be affected by your poor choices.
imagine after a few months, you dump that neighbor of yours, and now bring a new girl over AND/OR you dump your colleague and she now becomes your superior at work. do you think old girl will jejely sit here thinking:" oh how nice...."?!

you dont need the drama!!!!

of course I fuccked up, na no I later get if knw I for follow the advice of elders.
Make my feet dey drag ground for compound na he remain now.....
Abeg make person console me I dey cry like dis naaa.....

chuksdsilent:


You just crack me up this evening. The guy just dey fall anyhow for infuatiation

High possibilty the girl go say no self

Op no shit where you dey eat.

of course I fuccked up, na no I later get if knw I for follow the advice of elders.
Make my feet dey drag ground for compound na he remain now.....
Abeg make person console me I dey cry like dis naaa.....

MrBrownJay1:
THOU SHALL NOT SHIIT WHERE YOU EAT/SLEEP!!!!!

oga mi I no understand parables I be small pikin

Izprince:
Babe wer u go invite come your house make ena cuddle... Na hin u wan carry go fancy date... U wan start wetin u no fit finish abi?

na my neighbor na, her apartment is next to my apartment