Asifiwe:
H

Slawormir:

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be a real niggarrr
Not everyone that smokes weed is a Marlian.
I smoke weed anyday anytime twice on Friday morning but am not a member of that shitty marlians



Be a real niggarrr
Na only dating them take dey maga people?
What if i blast you emails claiming to be from dangote company in order for you to give me your personal information, such as passwords and credit card numbers.

Shey you go call that online dating?

Papanwamaikpe:
I don't know... I ran away

Vortex369:
crazy is genius.

I was crowned best cartoonist by the literary and debating society.

Pays to be a nerd.

Papanwamaikpe:
I impregnated my form mistress

OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessary lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.

Shibaraba:
One of the craziest. ... Crazy experiences too plenty abeg.
Which one I want talk sef.
Shey na mirror in the assembly own?
(only legends know this trick)
Small Boys Wey be say if we look girl pant we Don make am for life be that. While una dey sing national anthem I dey drop mirror between legs so as to see the color of your pant. We. Notice say one girl no dey wear. We dey literally fight to stay near that girl so as to watch film na so one of our guys go cast give teacher say na him suppose line up for there but I chance am. Teacher investigate come find out say na pant we dey look. Shibaraba no kuku wait. Before them mention my name I Don japa. School fence Wey we Don already put hole Wey we go take manoeuvre in case wahala happen. Then pursue me reach my street before them elders catch me. The beating I receive flog the winch Wey dey do me comot for my body.

Wetin pain me pass be say the girl later marry one of us. She Don born like 3 for the guy. If say she know she for kuku dey open am for the guy for free that time na. Because na him cane plenty pass. Na him mama mirror he dey bring come school.

AgentNairaland:
Samson Send Me Your Account Number Please

masterflowx:


Low self-esteem individual just spotted!

Richard05:

No sir, beware of 419

:-oh*

KingAzari:
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for sale

Richard05:
J