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EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 11:09pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: u fumble i actualy left dat page for u nd u let dat kid get upperhand u fumble trust me nxt tym i wnt...
See ur teeth like the foot of a goat. . . .grin grin u no leave anytin, we dey hustle am together ni. . .
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 11:07pm On Sep 05, 2013
abdullkabar: cimetidin
Is that a name of Medicine Tablet?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 11:05pm On Sep 05, 2013
cimetidine: fynest hid my post. Nd does dt make any deal of sense? Do i gain anytn? Like i care? Youngpro, hwfar jare?
DONT GREET ME!!! After all the thread hustling, you stab me at the back by . . . . *breaks down*
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 11:03pm On Sep 05, 2013
[quote author=Fynestboi][/quote]tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue HOW DID U FEEL MODERATOR?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 11:01pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: Its obviously NITEL.
She Better Upgrade
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:58pm On Sep 05, 2013
Oluwatola5: Yippie!!! I won it, i did bro, i did, it is me!!! Tolly baby, go Tolly, go Tolly, go Tolly go!!!!
bia, which network you dey use? V-MOBILE?undecided
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:56pm On Sep 05, 2013
cimetidine: kpele. Try d 500th.
CONGRAT DUDE! How much did seun give u? tongue tongue tongue tongue
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:55pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: A Man that Snores in his sleep is telling the World he isn't dead......

Good night great people!
HOW DO U FEEL Hustling for the 400th page and it ended up on cimetidine's name grin grin grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:52pm On Sep 05, 2013
cimetidine: i came frm nowhere.
cry Haaaaa! Upon the husslin wey I hussle for this thread! Na u con chop am. . . . . . . . *sobs*
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:50pm On Sep 05, 2013
[b]THE WINNER OF THE 1ST TO COMMENT ON 400TH PAGE IS YoungPRO [/b]stop dreaming
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:47pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: Now i knw mai enemy abdul numba 1
GROW UP MAN, #SuchIsLife
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:46pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS: You for take am brush teeth? shocked shocked
CRAZY DUDE gringrin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:44pm On Sep 05, 2013
grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:41pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: barawo abi pharawo? Whch langugae be dat? Barawo thief shey na greek abi roman?
HAUSA
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:41pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: whats imposible? U knw thts an understatment ntn is imposible oo

SCHOOL? Cool money?
After being educated, will u work for the masses for free? undecided
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:39pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: interprete abeg?
BARAWO means THIEF
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:37pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: really? What of if them sack u afta two weeks nko? Me prefer d cash nd carry stuff...

Why am i in school? Ansa to d questn to plenty.
Why them go sack me na impossible?

The top priorty of why you are in schl is to COOL MAKE MONEY!
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:30pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: and ur mama go gree tongue tonguetonguetongue
LOLZ! My mama no be enemy of progress na, she go gri wella, why are u in schl? Be sincere
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:28pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: werin u go deir go do?
For errand sake
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:26pm On Sep 05, 2013
zezeny: Are U 18yrs and above?Do U have SSCE/NECO or an Undergraduate/Delayed at because of the ongoing ASUU Strike?Can U Speak English or Any oda Nigerian Language?Are u looking for a 10am - 3pm job wit a Monthly Salary of 350,000 and a weekly Allowance of 20k? No work during weekends and only ve to work half day on Friday?If u're interested, Pls Contact me wit ur full Details... So dat We can Luk for it 2geda... Bcuz me sef dey find...
IF I GET THIS KIND OF JOB, WETIN I DEY FIND FOR SCHOOL? ASUU CAN GOTO HELL FOR ALL I CARE! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:23pm On Sep 05, 2013
abdullkabar: youngpro am pleadn 4 papindinho..no vex
#likeamexempted
grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:20pm On Sep 05, 2013
papindinho: hope u had a smooth journey
Sure I had fun. . . Listened too cool jamz all the way
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 9:50pm On Sep 05, 2013
Did You Knowhuh
Emotional pain is linked
to overall intelligence &
stress tolerance. The
more you experience,
the smarter & stronger
you become.
Men are actually more
emotionally affected by
relationship troubles
than women - They
just do a better job of
hiding it.
When you're arguing
with someone and start
laughing, it'll make them
even madder. This is a
great way to win a
trivial argument.
Playing with puppies and
kittens has been proven
to relieve stress and
help students perform
better on tests.
The stars you see in
the sky have already
died, so while looking at
the stars, you're looking
into the past.
80% of daydreams
consist of things a
person can never have
or of events that will
never take place.
Pagophagia is an
obsessive need to chew
on ice.
A man's facial hair
tends to grow 5 times
faster when thinking
about sex.
Memorizing song lyrics
stabilizes your mind and
also reduces risk of
mental disorders.
Smoking wild carrots
can provide a high that
is 70% similar to
smoking marijuana.
Shopping has been
proven to be
therapeutic for women,
relieving stress as well
as strengthening the
immune system.
Relationship specialist
claim that the best
relationships are the
one's that occur
unexpectedly.
iPhones are able to
survive falls from over
13,000 ft.
Ancient Legends claim
that when you bite your
own tongue on accident,
there's an 80% chance
that someoneis actually
talking about you.
The average person will
speak 123,205,750
words, have sex 4,239
times & shed 121 pints
of tears in a one
lifetime.
People who have a
heavily dependent
relationship with their
bed have an even harder
time waking up in the
morning.
Tom Cruise admits that
he still does the Risky
Business underwear
dance when hes at
home alone. He calls it
his"dance of freedom".
If you started with a
penny & doubled it every
day for 30days, you
would have $5,368,709.
Sarcasm is linked to
stress relief. People
subconsciously use
sarcasm to relieve
themselves of stress
and anger.
Taking 30 minute
breaks to do nothing
and or meditate each
day can help improve
your sleep quality.
Not being able to picture
your life without certain
peopleenables you to
forgive them sooner &
easier.
The nicest people over
think the most.
Worrying & or obsessive
thinking is linked to
empathy & a good
heart.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 9:29pm On Sep 05, 2013
papindinho: oh YoungPRO!! lwkmd!! Nice intro to a new day....
Abi now? How did ur day go?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 9:04pm On Sep 05, 2013
PAGE 396 goodnight everybody
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 7:46pm On Sep 05, 2013
Chiamaka01: Safe journey, oh.
From ANSOAU.
make una park well jhor, I don reach where I dey go grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 7:08pm On Sep 05, 2013
youngPRO: ON MY WAY TO OFFA, KWARA STATE. now in IKIRE, OSUN STATE. JOURNEY MERCIES IS WHAT I ASKED FROM THEE OH LORD. . .
Smh ya'll. . . . Non of u can even wish me jorney mercy, nawa o
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 5:23pm On Sep 05, 2013
ON MY WAY TO OFFA, KWARA STATE. now in IKIRE, OSUN STATE. JOURNEY MERCIES IS WHAT I ASKED FROM THEE OH LORD. . .
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 4:07pm On Sep 05, 2013
Did You Know?
" Dr. Awkward " spelled
backwards is " Dr.
Awkward. "
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 4:02pm On Sep 05, 2013
Did You Knowhuh
1. ABORTION doesnt
make U unpregnant, it
only makes U the
mother of a dead child.
2. INTELLIGENCE is like
underwears, necessary
to have but
unnecessary to show.
3. DIGNITY is like
VIRGINITY, once lost, it
can neva be regained.
4. RESPECT is like 69
STYLE!You recieve what
you give.
5. TRUE FRIENDS are like
bra, always there to
hold usin ourfalling days
[s]6.SALARY is like
MENSTRUATION, they
always come once evry
month, and its finished
within 3 days[/s]
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:58pm On Sep 05, 2013
AkPORS IN A BUS.
Akpors entered bus to
Alaba market and he
fell asleep inside the
bus.
There was a little sharp
boy picking pocket
next to Akpors.
Since Akpors was
sleeping he stole his
wallet why he was sleeping.
When Akpors woke up
and couldn't find his
wallet. He shouted at
the people in the bus
saying who took my
wallet, if I do not see
my wallet now, what
happened in 2010
December will happen
inside this bus now.
Hearing this, the little
boy quickly brought out
the wallet and gave it
to Akpors and ask
Akpors what happen
in December 2010?
Akpors replied "my guy,
it wasn't easy ooo,
that day I trek with leg
go house. grin grin grin grin grin grin


One konk word for Akpors.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:48pm On Sep 05, 2013
hackex: SCARED AKPORS MY GUY**

A taxi passenger tappd AKPORS MY GUY the taxi driver
on the shoulder to ask him a question.

AKPORS MY GUY screamd, lost control of the bus, almost grin grin
hit a bus, went up on the footpath and
finally stopped centimeters away 4rm a shop window.
For a moment everytin went quietin d bus, then

AKPORS MY GUY said..."hey, don't eva do that
again.
Yhu scared the daylightz outta me".
The passenger apologiced and said..."i
didn't realise a small tap on the shoulder grin grin
would scare u soo much"

AKPORS MY GUY the driver replied..."sorry, itz nt ur fault,
today is my first day as a BUS DRIVER, i've been driving a grin grin
FUNERAL VAN for the past 25years'





Describe AKPORS MY GUY grin grin

lolzz



cool cool
CHICKEN LIVERED!!!
grin grin grin grin

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