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FUNNY TO THE EXTREME

Chiamaka01: I'll turn down the offer, oh. But it's not what you think. I would love to have my own children, that's why.

hmmmmm thats very totful of you..do u mind making me the father of those beautiful unborn kids of urs?

Morning everyone!

If you are given N800million to Never have sex again in ur life will u accept or turn down d offer?

Silkmoth33: ;-\

Yes!

Then right aftrer collect d loot ill go back on my word.

HAVE U EVER HEARD OF 'CASTRATION'?

Michelyr3: is dat wat u think? Go ask ur father d frist place he bleep ur mum

You must be very stupid for that question! How does @bolded correspond with the question up there? RÈTARDED FOOL!

If u are given 800million
to NEVER have sex again in your life will you accept or turn down the offer?

Flytefalls: I've walked into a math exam

And I hope u'v know the answer already

Chiamaka01: Richard, long time. Where have you been?

Have been around dearie, whatsup with u? Hope ur good?

xynerise: If I were u I will modify the title immediately.

Are u satisfied?

write2obi: We give up

Jump in the lagoon for all I care...u are not perfect afterall..

A guy invited a girl he liked out and she comes with 2 friends and each friend bring 1 of their friends making a total of 5girls. a few minutes later she invited another one. Making 3 girls with him. As the drinking went on the guy excuses himself to visit the restroom and when he returned, he over heard his so called sweetheart telling her friend in swahili "this fool thinks he has alot of money, lets drink him dry. But you gals don't leave me with him coz that's
why I brought you, incase he may demands for any thing. How can I lay with such a guy" The guy then composed himself, rejoined them as they ordered for more and more expensive drinks
and bites. Annoyed by their comments, he excused himself and he left them at the table without clearing the bill. Moments later the waitress brought a bill of 95,000/=which the girls could not pay so, their Phones, Hand bags, jewellery and Shoes were taken by the management....
Now the question is; Do you think the guy did the right thing?

A guy invited a girl he liked out and she comes with 2 friends and each friend bring 1 of their friends making a total of 5girls. a few minutes later she invited another one. Making 3 girls with him. As the drinking went on the guy excuses himself to visit the restroom and when he returned, he over heard his so called sweetheart telling her friend in swahili "this fool thinks he has alot of money, lets drink him dry. But you gals don't leave me with him coz that's
why I brought you, incase he may demands for any thing. How can I lay with such a guy" The guy then composed himself, rejoined them as they ordered for more and more expensive drinks
and bites. Annoyed by their comments, he excused himself and he left them at the table without clearing the bill. Moments later the waitress brought a bill of 95,000/=which the girls could not pay so, their Phones, Hand bags, jewellery and Shoes were taken by the management....
Now the question is; Do you think the guy did the right thing?

Stil the same old story. . .
To all my female staylite, abeg make una go marry, coz ASUU is not calling off any soon

From page 455-475

Do u expect me to flip over to the previous 20pages I missed? :-/

Add 9k. .

How much are u gonna add to ur ps2 to get my whiteTORCH1?

Na question na!

mcfynest: WHY ARE YOU ASKING

The last time I checked, There is no harm in asking.

still available

Can you spend a night
with your ex on the same bed and do nothing?

Afternoon ya'll, hope u guys are having a great time over there.

[b]Hello friends,
Welcome to a new week!
Are you full of
expectations this
week? Your
expectations will not be
cut off.
So many things in our
lives will compete for
first place but
everything or everyone
cannot be first place in
our lives. .
You have God to deal
with; you have yourself
to handle, you have your
spouse to handle, you
have your family to
handle, you have
friends, your work, or
ministry to handle;
something has to be
first, some other things
second. If everything
will be first, you will
have yourself confused.
We are created for
focus. Even though we
have two eyes, both of
them are supposed to
see the same thing at
the same time, not two
different things.
We need focus to
succeed in life. So I
want to suggest you
put your life in order for
maximum impact.
Many things demand for
our attention, but we
cannot attend to them
at the same time. This
week, I want to advice
that you list all the
things and people that
need your attention and
begin to practice the act
of prioritsing. Take
them one after the
other starting with the
number one most
important person or
thing.
You will succeed!
Hemmanuel Richard [/b]