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[b] wetin she wan take this hair do? [b]

FAKE FRIENDS - Never
ask for food cos they
believe in poison...
REAL FRIENDS - Asks for
food and ready to dine
with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your
parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your
parents DAD/ MOM
FAKE FRIENDS - Never
seen you cry...
REAL FRIENDS - Cry with
you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow
your stuff for a few
days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your
stuff so long they
forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS - Know a
few things about you...
REAL FRIENDS - Could
write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS - Would
knock on your front
door...
REAL FRIENDS - Walk
right in and says "I'm
home"
FAKE FRIENDS - Will help
you up when you fall
over...
REAL FRIENDS - Will jump
on top of you and
shout" I'm here"
FAKE FRIENDS - Are
around for a while...
REAL FRIENDS - Are for
life
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love
ya" in a joking manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I
love you" and they
mean it.
FAKE FRIENDS: will read
this and ignore
REAL FRIENDS: will LIKE
this post and Quote it.
Morning ya'll

Goodnight Everybody. . . . . Sweet dreamz, regards to your oyoyo in the dreamland.

Oluwatola5: Stop takin dis so personal nau. It dey pain u sey u miss ni

I taya for my nigger! The guy missed the whole show and he was like "DAAMN I F#CKED UP"

Sleek_Hoyeen: Lolzz. Haba

HABATICALLY!

Fynestboi: Decorum pls... Bk to our aim nd purpose here ..... Thanks to u all.. Ur cooperatn wud help a lot. Thanks..

Back to the matter (open n close, touch your toes, baby oya yodi) no derailing abeg.

Fynestboi: ABEG I NO USE OJORO, ITS CALLED BRAIN METHOD... Cum online make i tish u...

Oya naaa... lets go there...

Samtolly4JESUS: #spats! Which one na??

Tot I was helping..oya go back to sleep and wait for 400th page..lwkm

Samtolly4JESUS: Am sure its me!

Dis one is still dreaming! *pours chilled water on his face* Aboki wake up FYNEST don use ojoro for us

I nearly clinched it...anyways am the second, abi second no get price ni?

Fynestboi: “The Paradoxical Commandments
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

Thieve Of life.... See you.. Observing the thread while we pile it up bah..?

Ba3 no f me up o

papindinho: lolz... Chai!! Who are these evil callers wey no wan make I reach top of 300th page ooooo.

google am

Samtolly4JESUS: Is it me?

















#closes eyes





Tell me its me!

in ur immaginations

Oluwatola5: #clip tongue in a plyer#

for ya mind.. Withdrew it immidately afta using it

Million dollar question.. How many post makes 300th page?

Oluwatola5: Pappy no go wan try am, nah my buddy of lyf nau

ngbo Papi?

Samtolly4JESUS: Am the first poster on the 299Th page...

Can you see what am sawing??

i dey hail you.. U no dey answer. . . Naso the title block you face reach?

Oluwatola5: etisalat-NOW YOU ARE TALKING!!!

e dey your body, EVERYWHERE YOU GO! *tongue out*

299th page ya'll *adjust self once more*

Oluwatola5: Lolzzz....i am rooted here. I remain unmovable

wait till I hire PAPIDINHO's BULLDOZER of which am sure he will lease it out to ambitious me.

Fynestboi: lolx she be carry three title 4 head oo [mai MUM, WIFE, TVP] wetn make i do?? Lolx leave er i go deal with er privately..

#coughs I tot as much
anyways I pardon her coz of you

Jodekss: [b]2011 things, man, that year ehn, I even failed Oau p.jamb in the same month I penned this poem; August...hmmmm, 298 shey...?

I PRAY
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/103291/i-am-poem.html
Jesus Christ, thanks
Aye,thanks for thy flavoured favours & great good graces
Aye,was it not ye,me demanded peace
Aye,last 365 days and yesterday?
To not make me a prey
And as I pray
Aye, ye always endorse without relunctancy
You make my world pretty
All in thy pity.
Am I not an iniquitor,Father?
I act in sins theatre
I had mutate many's money to blank paper
Aye,inspite that
Ye blood-purge me white
Ye even utter thus that, it's my right
God, now this day
Here is thy son again to pray
Aye,I have manifold things to say
Okay...
I'm going out to see
Aye,what's in the world I plea
Don't make me be at sea
Watch me true,for can I do it alone?
No,not a lone ever does it alone,
Make me rich as Solomon's treasure,for I hate the word loan
God, the I am that I am
Listen to thy handiwork in calm
Palm me with thy palm
Hey! Am a student
Aye, I request heavenly breath
Aye,breath of knowledge,sage,comprehension on earth
For me to fly without wing
For me to touch the sky,yes by thy tag
For me to excel without commingle with satan's gang.

Be with me to my last gasp
Betwixt satan and me, aye,the gap
Make it infinitly long
Yes, many are ill
Today, them,heal
Be it, hospital,aye house,road side,even on hills,now,heal.
To dine with thee in the end I always seek
After this wonderful dark sinisterous forest is burnt up to take
Aye,the wheath,to tears' detriment to bake.
I exalt you God
The only God that god that god
You,the most jealous God.
Thank you Jesus
For if you hadn't descended to us
Then,what would've been the gain of man's existence.
Thank you holy spirit
For with you,to hell with impediment
Even with you,down the drain with native orthodox,wizardry & the witch-craft.
Amen
Thank you Amen
And thank you the Father of Amen...[/b]

which one u dey nah? I tot I saw that before? Or u wan follow join the race ni by ctrl c + ctrl V?

Samtolly4JESUS: #Noises from the thread wakes him up from slumber!

Why these people dey make noise like this na

OGA TP, come chop knuckle... Abeg make una do us jeje oooo!


By the way

Something is telling me Fynest might use this MOD title cheat all of us to be the first poster on the 300TH page oo.... He might decide to BAN all of us ooo... ... Abi wetin una think

Before that happens, I'll make sure I send those boko boys to seize his phone... Infact, they'll seize the phone of everyone on this thread!!!

Yes! Game plan! I must be the first poster!

Not again! Never knew we are this much! Chai. . . . . .

Oluwatola5: No, u will tell me d@ tin 1st.

Oh! See politics at the highest level. . . FYNESTBOI! Wia are thou? BuNDLE her to the POLITICS section! (first moderating assignment)

Fynestboi: Young pRO cum online 4 2go i get questn 4 u jhor...

BOSSMAN! I will be with you soonest.