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Education › Re: 2014 UTME Candidates Let's Meet Here!!! by youngPRO(m): 3:49pm On Aug 24, 2013

Cleft Events: Cool. I am a 300level student of lagos state university and I also want to take d 2014 UTME to study English in Unilag but I don't have biology and any nigerian language,I need to know my chances of getting admitted,somebody should pls help.

U dont need Biology to study ENGLISH. I think the 5 subjects are:
1. Mathematics
2. English
3. Lit.in.eng
4. Government
5. C.R.S/I.R.K

Education › Re: 2014 UTME Candidates Let's Meet Here!!! by youngPRO(m): 7:20pm On Aug 23, 2013

oluomad: Cool dude! Hope u r reading for it! Don't give up! Give it ur all!!

Am trying my best brother, wetin man go do? Lol

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Education › Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by youngPRO(m): 7:13pm On Aug 23, 2013

mayorall: They offer both.

Okay.. Pls wat is the tuition fee for a semester? (ENGLISH)

Education › Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by youngPRO(m): 5:24pm On Aug 23, 2013*

victorlexa: u wlc boss

One more thing pls... Does UniOsun offers English as an Art course? Not English Education or English International studies. Thanks Boss!

Education › Re: 2014 UTME Candidates Let's Meet Here!!! by youngPRO(m): 3:24pm On Aug 23, 2013

Nice one dude..am also in for the 2014 JAMB UTME. After completing my ND in BuzAdmin, I want to go back to study English (my childhood most preferred course). Making OAU my choice of University. Wishing us all a wonderful year come 2014.

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Education › Re: If I Hear Any ASUU Calls Off Strike, You'll be Banned Forever. by youngPRO(m): 7:51pm On Aug 22, 2013

dryakson: joke

slowpoke

Education › Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by youngPRO(m): 7:44pm On Aug 22, 2013

victorlexa: uniosun offers english both in education nd also as "english and international studies. dsnt really offer mass communication,the substitute 4 it is "linguistics and communication" wch many mass comm aspirants pick

What more can I say, u have being of help to me...Thanks so much!

Education › Re: Osun State University (uniosun) 2013/2014 Post utme/Admission Thread by youngPRO(m): 2:47pm On Aug 22, 2013

Mayorall and Preserver
I really commend the good work you guys have been doing on this forum especially this thread, more grace, more wisdom.
Which of these courses is UniOsun offering MASS-COMMUNICATION or ENGLISH?

Thanks in Anticipation.

Education › Re: How A Student And Others Stole N700m At Ikeja Airport – K Money by youngPRO(m): 2:41pm On Aug 22, 2013

Cant believe this.... It is so foolish of him to have gone back to robbery..

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Education › Re: Nabteb Gce 2013, Neco Gce 2013 Is On! (ijesaland) by youngPRO(m): 9:50am On Aug 20, 2013

How much is the NECO form and the total package attached to it?

Entertainment › Re: My Brother Needs Your Vote In A Samsung Camera Competition by youngPRO(m): 4:46pm On Aug 12, 2013

I just did.. wink

Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Handed-Out Free Data Bundles By Mistake by youngPRO(m): 2:26pm On Aug 09, 2013

still rocking it here.. I dont even undastand what u guys mean by fixing it..

Romance › Re: Difference Between A Girl And A Woman by youngPRO(op): 11:23am On Aug 09, 2013

Raymondenyi: OP U obviously Re an unmarried young Boy, else u will know both girls and women are all thesame! I'll cite an apt anecdote to buttress d aforementioned; Marry a woman and become embattled with real financial challenges,that is when U'll really get to know: U have a gurl in ur house in womans clothings.I Pray thee not to fall into any of such an embroglio...
Buh 4d time being Boy!;be equiped with d mindset "All gurls and women are same". And arm ur self with the mantra; "my succeess foremostly precedes any detractors(women/gurls)". Do this n d horizons or ur success will know no bounds...
Unkle Ray

Well said and Noted..

Jokes Etc › My Child, Make A Wish by youngPRO(op): 10:30am On Aug 09, 2013

If God Says this Minute,
"MY CHILD, MAKE A
WISH."
What would be your
Request for?
1. To get married
2. Job
3. Pass my exams
4. Find a true lover
5. Forgiveness from God
6. Long lasting life
7. Wisdom
8. A car
9. To build a house
10. To heal you
12. ............... ............?

Jokes Etc › Network Palava! by youngPRO(op): 10:17am On Aug 09, 2013

A guy was sending a
text message to his
girlfriend:
Hello baby?-Message
not sent.
And waited for about
5min
Baby I love u why are
you not talking to me?-
Message not sent.
Ha baby u hurting my
felings for u!- Message
not sent.
Baby am talking to u,
whats wrong with you?
- Message Sent.
Baby dont eva cal my
number again it's over
between us!- Message
Sent.
What kind network dey
course dis kind
confusion?
A.mtn
B.glo
C.etisalat
D.airtel
E.others

Romance › Re: How To Make Your Spouse Happy by youngPRO(op): 10:15am On Aug 09, 2013

k2039: Why women own come plenty.

becose na them be our mama... *shines teeth*

Romance › How To Make Your Spouse Happy by youngPRO(op): 10:08am On Aug 09, 2013

HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone
(Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with
his movements
.
.
HOW TO MAKE A
WOMAN HAPPY
1. Be an organizer
2. Be a good father
3. Be very clean
4. Be sympathetic
5. Be loving
6. Be warm
7. Be attentive
8. Be gallant
9. Be intelligent
10. Be funny
11. Be creative
12. tender
13. Be strong
14. Be understanding
15. Be tolerant
16. Be prudent
17. Be ambitious
18. Be capable
19. Be courageous
20. Be determined
21. Be truthful
22. Be dependable
23. Be passionate
34. give her
compliments regularly
35. Go shopping with her
36. be honest
37. be rich
38. not stress her out
39. not look at other
girls
40. give her lots of
attention
41. never forget her
birthdays
•True OR false??

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Romance › Re: Difference Between A Girl And A Woman by youngPRO(op): 10:02am On Aug 09, 2013

obongtunji: Very good one, hope women in the house will copy that?. I know this won't make front page, but when beverly coughs, the whole world will not rest......lop

Or if Tonto dike has headache u will definately see it on Nairaland's frontpage..smh for some nairaland mod.

Romance › Difference Between A Girl And A Woman by youngPRO(op): 9:26am On Aug 09, 2013

LESSON OF THE DAY:
1. A girl knows how to
demand, A woman
knows how to contribute.
2. Girls complain too
often. A woman will
observe for a while, and
then call her man's
attention to the matter
arising.
3. Girls can spend 5k on
ice cream & make-ups.
A woman can manage
5k on cooking for a
week.
4. A girl will wanna keep
up with trends. A
woman will wanna
consider her man's
progress.
5. A girl will never ask
how he manages. Caring after him is a
woman's priority.
6. A girl will measure her man's worth by the
weight of his pocket. A
woman will measure
her man's worth by his
level of Wisdom, the
fear of God and how
disciplined he can be
towards finances.
7. A girl is naturally
selfish, stubborn, and
short sighted. A woman is sacrificial,
loyal, future oriented
and family minded.
8. A girl wants
everything now. A
woman waits until they can both attend to their needs as at when possible.
9. A girl is not
considerate. A
woman helps her man
to plan. You definitely
MUST grow from being
a girl to a woman to be
able to handle a home. U can't still be a
girl and expect a man....,
ofcoz u'll get a boy. If
you're over 20yrs of
age, It's high time u
start being a woman
who'z ready to raise a
family!

To each and every
WOMAN out there.

Education › Re: Neco And Waec (gce) Discussion Thread by youngPRO(op): 9:15am On Aug 09, 2013

ymom07: Please wen is d first paper for nigerian candidates... and someone should pls highlight the dates and times of a science student exam

Which one are u sitting for? WAEC or NECO GCE?

Education › Re: Neco And Waec (gce) Discussion Thread by youngPRO(op): 11:29pm On Aug 08, 2013

BEN30: What is the cost of registration of NECO GCE NOV/DEC and when is the closing date for the registration.

September ending....do you want to sit for exam or to you are asking on someones behalf?

Jokes Etc › Re: INTELLIGENT TEST 97% Will Fail This by youngPRO(op): 4:54pm On Aug 08, 2013

mclaaro: A is the owner. Reason,when u look at the point he held the tyre that is the point a owner holds it cause u aint xpecting anyone to hijack,but the B boy was tryin to hijack that is why is hand is there.

godjohnson: A owns the tyre.look carefully @ their faces,A is either about to cry or is shouting so as to gain attention,meanwhile B maintains an indifferent face.a thief doesnt shout or cry while stealing,so therefore i declare A as the owner of the tyre.CASE CLOSED

Mubby4luv: frm thier Grips, u culd tell tht A is the owner coz he is tryin to defend his property while B is tryin to snatch it from him.

godjohnson: A owns the tyre.look carefully @ their faces,A is either about to cry or is shouting so as to gain attention,meanwhile B maintains an indifferent face.a thief doesnt shout or cry while stealing,so therefore i declare A as the owner of the tyre.CASE CLOSED

sounds quite convincing

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Phones › Re: Which Button Is The Most Used On Your Phones Keypad? by youngPRO(op): 4:49pm On Aug 08, 2013

Obinnau: na only dat o

Noted

Phones › Re: Which Button Is The Most Used On Your Phones Keypad? by youngPRO(op): 4:23pm On Aug 08, 2013

Obinnau: "ok"

What abt 'SPACE' or '0'?

Phones › Which Button Is The Most Used On Your Phones Keypad? by youngPRO(op): 2:56pm On Aug 08, 2013

Lets Share our Phone Experience..

Which of the Button on your Phone Keypad
suffer the Most?? As for me "5" is the button that suffer most on my phones keypad, because i play adventure games
alot...

Share your button
experience lets have fun!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: INTELLIGENT TEST 97% Will Fail This by youngPRO(op): 12:49pm On Aug 08, 2013

cigar icon: guy you need to be banged bad!

cigar icon: guy you need to be banged bad!

Jokes Etc › Re: INTELLIGENT TEST 97% Will Fail This by youngPRO(op): 10:15am On Aug 08, 2013

PretiEbony: You think? So u no bin even sabi who get d tire, u carry kun ask us

Like I said earlier, it is an Intelligent test, the least u could do is to support or oppose it (with covincing fact), not attacking me as if both of them are my siblings..

Jokes Etc › Re: INTELLIGENT TEST 97% Will Fail This by youngPRO(op): 7:06am On Aug 08, 2013

IMO I think A is the ower of the tire..what do u guys think?

Romance › Re: Warning To The Ladies!! by youngPRO(op): 7:03am On Aug 08, 2013

angel TI: She who has an ear; let her hear wat the OP is saying....

A word is enof...

Romance › Re: Warning To The Ladies!! by youngPRO(op): 1:15am On Aug 08, 2013

Jenams: like I care. Long hissssssssssssssss

Shaking my head on your behalf angry

Education › Re: Please Help A Brother Out by youngPRO(op): 12:35pm On Aug 07, 2013

Waiting for an English student to defend the above claim..

Romance › Best Divorce Letter Ever by youngPRO(op): 11:30am On Aug 07, 2013

BEST DIVORCE LETTER
EVER

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this
letter to tell you that
I’m leaving you forever.
I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks
have been hell. ...Your
boss called to tell me
that you quit your job
today & that was the
last straw. Last week,
you came home & didn’t
even notice I had a new
haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair ofsilk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband.
P.S. don’t try to find me.
Your SISTER & I are
moving away to West
Virginia together! Have
a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my
day more than receiving
your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

I watch my soaps so
much because they
drown out your
constant whining &
griping Too bad that
doesn’t work. I DID
notice when you got a
hair cut last week, but
the 1st thing that came
to mind was ‘You look
just like a girl!’ Since my
mother raised me not
to say anything if you
can’t say something
nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked
my favorite meal, you
must have gotten me
confused with MY
SISTER, because I
stopped eating pork 7
years ago. About those
new silk boxers: I
turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my
sister had just
borrowed $50 from me
that morning. After all
of this, I still loved you
& felt we could work it
out. So when I hit the
lotto for 10 million
dollars, I quit my job &
bought us 2 tickets to
Jamaica But when I got
home you were gone..
Everything happens for
a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said that the
letter you wrote
ensures you won’t get
a dime from me. So
take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife,
Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I
ever told you this, but
my sister Carla was
born Carl. I hope that’s
not a problem.

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