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na wa o, guys make una take am easy....

thank d holy spirit for direction......na so i for take do by force subscription

I love this....reasonable comments only...

philtrum:
No 8 Niqqaz are so hardCore....they be like "I dey H....I wan quickly reach block 7"
then they come back with a cooler or take away....The number of food flask they gather in final year sometimes can be exchanged for one bag of Cotonou Rice

Lol

soulglo:
You don't have to be a police officer to step in. Imagine all those people standing around watching like it was a movie. So disturbing on many levels. With all the aggression Nigetians are known for they just cower like millipedes when they should step up. A crowd full of men could not save a child from 2 dogs. You would think it was King Kong and Godzilla that had the kid smh

you are right dough.....but dese nigerian police aint helping matters at all

1. nigerian police are cowards: A soldier would av done beta

2. dose dogs should be tested, seems fathers are tigers and mothers dogs....cross breeding suspected.

3. i pity d little boy who is aspiring to b a soldier...get well soon boy....

4. and to d owner of d dog i say he should "go and die" for keeping wild animals

following.....

Stephxoblessed:
This list is mostly for the guys.

u can add urs too, others hav been doing dat.....how far?

tsleazy:
some of their snakes even dangle out of their boxers

hillarious

amokeme:
The "family and friends" crew. God help you if your roommate belongs to one and your room is the meeting point..
I belong to this group sha

typical example room 115 block A futminna.....i hail o

Adedayo516:
Nah your palle get Nairaland??.. Nah you get front page?.. If no is your answer to this questions, keep shut and keep shut forever.

just let him b

Ephramed:
You forget one THE INVISIBLE ONES:you hardly see them in the room sometimes you wonder why they pay accomodation fee,cos na another person dey enjoy the space.

Noisy room:this room they hardly sleeps you Will always hear them arguing morning till night.

your head dey dere.....

winningbt:
And for some hostels that are not owned by the school which you find in institutions like Lautech,oOU etc
The smokers~they smoke and every other people in the hostel turns to smokers directly or indirectly
The Friday night~this ones can never skip a party on friday even if they have exams 8am saturday morning
The scouters~you only know one person to rent the room just month later you get to see like 30people in the room claiming ownership
The DJ's~this ones can play music with there home theatre that you hardly get to hear yourself when you talk
The couples life~they become boyfriend and girlfriend in a day the next minute you see them leaving together has couples yet they might breakup so soon
I can continue till toommorrow abeg make I stop

lwkdh....lol

tsleazy:
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)

lwkmd....thank God u point am out

OmolodMilkman93:
The gamer

The sleeper

forgot to add dat.....dose who sleeps all day....like say dem get belle

OmolodMilkman93:
Another of those threads

And which group do you fall in, op

the gamers o, wah abt u?

bestdeals0:
lwkm ooooooooooooo

neva die o

1. The rich guy/gal: This one comes to school as if he/she is packing into a new apartment. They have everytin, fan, dryer, tv and all sorts of gadgets..and if any is stolen, they get another one ASAP.

2. The Pastors: these ones walk room by room preaching d gospel. not bad though

3. The beggars: these ones beg for anytin....salt, peper, shoes and even boxers...and dey behave as if their father owns the world.

4. The lucky Friends: these ones Always comes around wen d food is ready...as if dem plant camera to monitor you.

5. The village man: this one comes to school wit all sort of tinz like Maize, Iru, cassava flour, cutlass (may b to farm who knws?).

6. The problem solver: this one's room is Always full during exam and test as students wants to get solution to deir academic problems from him..na only God knw whr dem go since.

7. The cooks: these ones enter d kitchen more often than the rats living dere. They cook all day that you begin to wonder if they were employed to cook.

8. The lover boys: This one dont cook but brings food from different gals everyday...i heard its called "COOLER MINISTRY"

9. The thieves: these once will be like, "I like this your Shoe o" b4 u knw it, ur shoe is gone.

10. The gamers: these once plays games...pes, fifa, Nfs, killswitch and others all day.

ok, noted

how much dem pay u to put dis one for fp...i wan double d offer make d topic go off NL

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Mrval20: Sitting close to someone who unnecessarily shouts "Amen", "Yes Lord" etc, throughout the service can be annoying as H. It's not like I don't do that when necessary though, jus can't understand why someone would shout Amen when the pastor says something like "we shall all die and face judgement one day".
Amen means "let it be so", just so you know if you didn't. The above quote is just a fact and not a prayer.
Thank me later.
Happy Sunday Everyone!

Happy sunday to u too

good for them

Lots of things annoy us today. But we
should be most concerned about what God
considers rude.

It doesn’t bother me anymore to hear a phone
ringing during a church service. It’s part of life
in the 21st century. But I’ll admit I was
shocked last month when I heard a ringtone
while I was preaching—and a woman seated in
the third row pulled her phone out of her
purse and began a lengthy conversation as if
she were in the waiting room of a beauty
parlor.

That incident prompted me to post a question
on Facebook the next day. I asked my friends
to share their own stories of rudeness in
church. That triggered an avalanche of pent-up
frustration about crinkly peppermint wrappers,
loud music, smelly feet (yes, someone took off
their shoes during the service), unruly
children, coffee-sipping saints and parishioners
who try to finish their pastors’ sentences
during sermons.
When I tallied the responses, I came up with
this list of the rudest things people do in
church:

1. Talking during a service.

2. Texting or surfing the web during a
service. (One person mentioned seeing people
playing video games on their phones.)

3. Sleeping—or snoring!—during a sermon.

4. Clipping fingernails during church. (I was
amazed at how many people listed this offense.
One person said his church’s sound technician
clipped his nails routinely during the sermon,
and it was amplified over the loud speaker.)

5. Answering a ringing phone in church.

6. Constantly getting up and leaving the
auditorium, presumably to use the
restroom.

7. Walking out of a service early, especially
during a prayer.

8. Letting babies cry incessantly in the
service.

9. Chewing or smacking gum. (One friend
from Puerto Rico said he is particularly
annoyed when people “chew gum like a goat.”)

10. Public display of affection. (One person
complained about a man and wife who enjoy
giving each other back rubs during worship.)

Those were the most common replies. Other
infractions mentioned in my unscientific poll
included (1) “Pushing people to the floor while
praying for them”; (2) “Saying ‘Amen’ 100
times during the sermon”; (3) “Taking change
from the offering plate”; (4) “Swearing in
church” (I didn’t ask for the details on that!);
and (5) “Drinking beverages during the entire
service.”
But as I mused over these replies, I couldn’t
help but wonder: What does God consider
rude?

source= http://www.charismamag.com/blogs/fire-in-my-bones/18180-top-10-rudest-things-people-do-in-church