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Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by ikevin(m): 10:07pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
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Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by April07: 10:07pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
akpanikpe: No. 5 so true, Watching N1500 movie in a cinema wen u can get it for N100 in alaba the next day. How does this even make sense.?? |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by akpanikpe(m): 10:08pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
No. 5 so true, Watching N1500 movie in a cinema wen u can get it for N100 in alaba the next day. And buy popcorn and coke wit N100. @ mama sikira shop. |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by maynation(f): 10:08pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Proudly 9ja |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by wiringdpt(m): 10:08pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
I do not agree with this Nigerians prefer to rent a house while building another house rather buying a house on mortgage while building another then they wonder why real properties belong only to rich people |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by ugoezeik(m): 10:09pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
dis post is one of d best I av eva read for nairaland. so on point |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by ikevin(m): 10:10pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
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Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by Nobody: 10:10pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
No be small thingy o |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by RFella(m): 10:11pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
A typical 9ja man will use a question to answer ur own question..... A typical 9ja man will see u having breakfast and will still ask "bros, are u eating?" A typical 9ja person will still count the money the atm ejects for him, cos they don't trust machines A typical 9ja person nor fit carry last for abroad oh...at all at all, na draw match... #proudly9ja 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by Nobody: 10:11pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Hehehe op must be really embarrassed to be a nigerian right now, the post is not bad tho |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by youngwarlocks: 10:11pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
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Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by ireneony(f): 10:11pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
not funny try again later. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by born2boink(m): 10:12pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Nigeria be like our like "Kiss my dirty nyash with a poo" Oyinbo say" digesting black monkey nyansh"nigeria be like" idiot white banana, I'm gonna eat you.. Nigeria be like OP dey mad 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by MrWhoKnows(m): 10:13pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
@ op, i think u hv a point. |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by jvera(f): 10:13pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
true tlk |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by tsolz400: 10:13pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
And this crap made front page? *spits on the mods face* 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by loifez(f): 10:14pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Truth is we need a mind orientation....We won't even realise this until this kinda posts jerk us up from our slumber! Thumbs up OP!!! |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by Donsheddy: 10:14pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Booked |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by 360command: 10:15pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
agohmamuda: op pls permit me to have this on my blog. Tnks in advance.sure but make sure you put nairaland as the source and the user who wrote it. |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by Decryptor(m): 10:16pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
13. Nigerians change the power switch before switching on their gen sets which makes the power go straight to their appliances once the gen comes on and when that damages their appliances or the gen set itself, they begin to blame the witches in their village. 14. Nigerians are the only ones who press "eject" while trying to stop a disc playing on their DVD set rather than pressing "stop" then safely ejecting it. 15. Nigerians are the only ones who while talking to someone over the phone with a handset and the other person is not hearing them properly, they resort to speaking directly to the earpiece of the phone INSTEAD of the mouthpiece. More to come.... 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by buskie13(m): 10:18pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
nice one |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by Vince77(m): 10:19pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Number 11 |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by OkikiOluwa1(m): 10:25pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
I wont comment on this thread |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by Nobody: 10:26pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
TrishaP: I tried to figure out what's funny about all that. #StraightFace What's this? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by Dejmax(m): 10:27pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
op u're xoxo on point |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by debosola(f): 10:28pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Nigerians would count money paid to them by the ATM but fail to verify the amount given to them by the cashier at the counter. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by kushfc(m): 10:28pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
nothing but the truth my man |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by mrmagoo(m): 10:29pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
thenairama:yinmu mr president oya go preach your gospel for people sqeezed inside commercial buses in naija's gangsta traffic |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by killzone(m): 10:33pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Up Naija |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by Eapps(f): 10:34pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
severee: Fela sef talk am say "if you suffer for world na your fault be that” observe the mentality of a Nigerian long post pretty meaningless though whats your point? |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by jibbish(m): 10:35pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Please Friends I need Ur advice.. I am very Hungry right now.. & my sister just finished cooking jollof rice and served me a full plate of the jollof rice, now my problem is that I don't knw if I should Use spoon or fork to eat the rice, I'm confused... Please friends advise me b4 I die of hunger. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Only Nigerians Do by ayanbaba2(m): 10:41pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
jibbish: Please Friends I need Ur advice.. I am very Hungry right now.. & my sister just finished cooking jollof rice and served me a full plate of the jollof rice, now my problem is that I don't knw if I should Use spoon or fork to eat the rice, I'm confused... Please friends advise me b4...question_4the_witches_and_white_wizards... |
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