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Phones / Re: WOW!! Check Out This Cool Stuff You Can Do With GOOGLE ALLO by Youpele52: 9:33pm On Sep 25, 2016
This is great. Google got this right
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by Youpele52: 8:52pm On Sep 21, 2016
Chibaby87:
My Infinix hot note's panel spoil, Pls can I repair it? Someone should tell me where to repair it and how much?


It's N10,000.
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by Youpele52: 2:52pm On Sep 13, 2016
anukeji:

I think it's the battery. It's days are over. Try going to Infinix Office they'll fix it.

Thanks. How much is the battery?
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot Note X551 – Jim’s BIG Thing by Youpele52: 1:23pm On Sep 13, 2016
Someone please help me

I was charging my infinix hot note yesterday night all of a sudden it became very hot and switched off by itself, battery was at 54%. I left it to cool like i was advised. minutes later I turn it on it came on but the battery was at 3%
I plugged it to the charger less than a minute it went off and never came on again

What do you think is the problem with it and what should I do?
Phones / Instagram Now Lets Anyone Moderate Comments: Here's How It Works by Youpele52: 9:20pm On Sep 12, 2016
Instagram lets celebrities moderate their comments on photos and videos, and now it's giving everyone else the same filtering tool.
The Facebook-owned photo-sharing app initially released the ability to hide offensive and inappropriate comments to high-volume accounts, such as model Chrissy Teigen, who was notably very excited about the change, but it's finally giving all its 500 million users the same opportunity.
In a blog post, CEO Kevin Systrom said, "All different types of people - from diverse backgrounds, races, genders, sexual orientations, abilities and more - call Instagram home, but sometimes the comments on their posts can be unkind ... So, today, we’re taking the next step to ensure Instagram remains a positive place to express yourself. The first feature we’re introducing is a keyword moderation tool that anyone can use."
Here's everything we know about how Instagram's new keyword moderation tool works.
When did Instagram start letting celebs moderate comments?
It's unclear, but as you can see from Teigen's tweet, she's been allowed to moderate comments since at least early August 2016.

Why is Instagram now letting all users moderate comments?
According to Systrom, Instagram is working toward making the photo-sharing app "a safe place for self-expression", so it is committed to building features that safeguard the community, though he admitted tools aren’t "the only solution for this complex problem".
How can you moderate comments on Instagram?
In order to moderate comments on your Instagram posts, follow these steps:

Mobile app

Tap the gear icon on your profile.
Tap Comments. You’ll then see a screen with a new Comments tool. It lets you list words you consider offensive or inappropriate. Comments with these words will be hidden from your posts. You can choose your own list of words or use default words Instagram has provided.
Enable the Hide Inappropriate Comments option to hide keywords often reported as inappropriate.
Alternatively, under the Custom Keywords section, manually enter words you consider offensive or inappropriate.

Web

On your profile from the web, click Edit Profile.
Click Comments. You’ll then see a screen with a new Comments tool. It lets you list words you consider offensive or inappropriate. Comments with these words will be hidden from your posts. You can choose your own list of words or use default words Instagram has provided.
Enable the Hide Inappropriate Comments option to hide keywords often reported as inappropriate.
Alternatively, under the Custom Keywords section, manually enter words you consider offensive or inappropriate.
Click Submit when finished.
What happens when you moderate comments?
After you've used Instagram's keyword moderation tool, you and your followers will no longer be able to see comments (on your own posts) that contain language you've deemed (or Instagram has deemed) offensive or inappropriate.
Want to know more?

http://blog.instagram.com


Source:

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/138798-instagram-now-lets-anyone-moderate-comments-here-s-how-it-works

Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Unveils SunTrust Bank, Nigeria’s First Fintech Bank by Youpele52: 9:08pm On Aug 24, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 50 Signs You Need To Start Your Own Business by Youpele52: 7:05pm On Aug 21, 2016
This is beautiful.
Sports / Re: Tonye Solomon D-BOY Breaks Guinness World Record In Bayelsa (Photos) by Youpele52: 11:05pm On Aug 11, 2016
GudluckIBB:
Bayelsans and Nigerians will celebrate this Dude more than their Son who was a:
Deputy Governor

Governor

Vice President

Acting President. And then:

President

Yet he couldn't build an Helipad in Bayelsa let alone Airport.

Yes he didn't build an Helipad in Bayelsa, I'm not sure he even constructed a meter of road in that state. But I'm absolutely sure he built built few strong institutions and strengthened a lot of institutions with not only sound economic policy that landed Nigeria as the greatest economy in Africa that your PMB with no economic policy has destroyed the economy. Yes PMB built an helipad in Daura.

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Phones / Re: Etisalat Lunches Night Plan, How To Get 2GB With N200 by Youpele52: 10:56pm On Aug 08, 2016
It's dinner not lunch.
Business / Comedian Basketmouth's Posts About CBN FX Policy by Youpele52: 4:59pm On Aug 05, 2016
Let us discuss (learn from one another about) the advantages and the disadvantages of the CBN foreign exchange policy.

For mature and business minds only


lalasticlala please push this to front page.

Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Musicians, Bloggers And The GOLD Album Saga by Youpele52: 8:54am On Jul 28, 2016
Well penned
Politics / B by Youpele52: 8:22pm On Jul 27, 2016
cool
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Fans Gave Justine Skye Warning About breaking Wizkid's Heart by Youpele52: 9:07am On Jul 24, 2016
TV/Movies / Re: Nickelodeon Now Shows "Gay Couple" Series: Parents Take Note by Youpele52: 8:01am On Jul 24, 2016
Rayloverscrib:
In a recent releases on Nickledeon which is a popular cartoon network and has the ability to hold our kids down, gay couple series was included in the release.

This is in a bid to corrupt the minds of young people, at the tender age of these children, the series is capable of instilling this belief that there is absolutely nothing wrong with Gay movement. Find out the footage here.


Watch footage here.
http://www.soulzmp3.com/2016/07/nickledeon-cartoon-channel-has-launched.html?m=0



This is the real The Loud House


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Loud_House

Education / Re: 2016 DELSU Departmental Cut Off Mark And Screening Score by Youpele52: 6:27pm On Jul 23, 2016
Celebrities / Re: Zahra Buhari: Adekunle Gold's Album A Hit by Youpele52: 6:25pm On Jul 23, 2016
Romance / Re: Photos: New Bride Admitted To Hospital After Two-hour Climax by Youpele52: 6:23pm On Jul 23, 2016
Literature / Re: "She" And "She Too" A #BBOG Inspired Poem Written By Youpele Michael by Youpele52: 5:16pm On Jul 23, 2016
"SHE TOO" written by Youpele Michael, is the 29th poem in my poetry collection FANTASY SEVENTY SEVENS.

"She Too" is a sequel to the 28th poem in the collection.



She Too
https://www.wattpad.com/278111725-fantasy-seventy-sevens-29-she-too


Metal spring bed shrilly shrieking,
undulating with a rhythmical feeling
Alternately dilating and shrinking,
quasialternately, hopping and sinking
In an almost dark camp tent,
Being bathed by an hellish sun that's unpenitent.
He pounced on me having cognizance
I'd give no bump heads to his advance.
He threw wide my legs, my skirt
ascended. Graved my arms. Eyes squirts,
my already dead innocence nailed again
Lil adolescent mammary gland felt his frame
He submerged his face, sucked and bit it
Yet it was better than the torture I felt beneath
My skin under wearing and tearing
Warm liquid escaped. Voiceless wailing
couldn't get into the hearing of any
who would help, only to many
other beasts who take turns.
Different day, different beast, same mourn.
My schoolmates who were prettier than I,
have been bought off by suitors. Nigh
and far, rich and poor, they came to buy.
Those of us left, satisfy the beasts' appetite
For hours I rumbled till he was done.
Piehole already dumb, legs numb
He left satisfied. Blood on the sheets
My dream future on exile. Extinction no longer exist.



To read the FANTASY SEVENTY SEVENS poetry collection. Goto
https://www.wattpad.com/story/1600226-fantasy-seventy-sevens

Cc
Seun
Lalasticlala
Myndd44

Literature / Re: "She" And "She Too" A #BBOG Inspired Poem Written By Youpele Michael by Youpele52: 5:08pm On Jul 23, 2016
Unknown gunman 1: Guna ta pa
(translation: shoot them)
Capturee 2: Run! I'll cover you up. Don't run straight. Run zig zag.
Bullets glided through the dusty cloud
Looking for its target,
sprinting faster than its target
The closest ones went by her left ear
Raising her ear's temperature to 90 degrees
She and he, didn't stop Usian Bolting
Neither did the bullets stop pursuing
One of the bullets knocked his backhead
and took him straight to hades
She couldn't notice, fear numbed four of her senses
The sound of the bullets withered
She was let alone for the desert to terminate her
A heap of sand held her leg, introduced her to the earth
Which kissed her effortlessly as she fell, 'til she had enough
Motionless like a dead body, she remained for hours
The sun waved her goodbye
Evil birds crowed bye
Ants crawled by
Only the desert cold welcomed her.
She dug and buried herself in the sand
Slept for half a day and quarter
The overheated sand ejected her
from her selfmade sand blanket
Half awake, she looked 0 to 360 degrees.
No one human in sight, no tree, heavy sun,
No animal visible, few birds flew across the sky
Making attempt to turn her into their lunch
She shoo them away, squeezed her stomach
Reached out for an ant that bit her
crushed it with her hand and ate it.
So hungry.
She felt droplets of blood on her school skirt
It came from her left ear
She held onto it, but it was almost falling off
Screamed in agony as she tore it off
She washed off the sand from it with her spittle
Then she put it in her mouth.
Chew and swallow.
Some sense of satisfaction swept through her soul
She lay back on the heated sand and napped
Dusk and dawn again
Sleep was never far away.
When the sun was at its peak
she felt a cold object
It was like an oasis in a 49 degrees
hell fire hot afternoon.
This oasis moved around her body
Cooling off the steam on her exposed skin
Her eyes opened thankfully to see
What her eyes saw took her off her feet
She screamed, flung the snake
Running, running running, running
Her body ran and passed the baton
to her soul, her soul ran and passed the baton
to her spirit, her spirit ran and passed the baton
to her body,
The relay had no finish line
She ran till she fell for exhaustion.
She welded her eyes fearfully waiting the worse
Seconds passed by, the snake didn't show up
Minutes passed by, the snake didn't show up
Hours passed by, the snake didn't show up
She almost forgot what she was running away from.
From a snake?
From her abductors?
From her burnt school and town?
From her burnt family members?
From her fear?
Or from the worse that could happen after all these?
Yesterday was her birthday
The day before yesterday was very frightful
It wiped off her memory
Of her plans for her 14th birthday
Her survival was more important than anything else.
She opened her eyes,
The moon watched in crescent amazement
The light of the moon was less important than light she saw
Glows of electric bulbs, hundred kilometers away
She stood up fearlessly and began walking
Towards the light.
Literature / "She" And "She Too" A #BBOG Inspired Poem Written By Youpele Michael by Youpele52: 5:07pm On Jul 23, 2016
"She" written by Youpele Michael (on Nairaland and other social networks goes with the moniker Youpele52)

Source:
https://www.wattpad.com/270454897-fantasy-seventy-sevens-28-she


Black rugged Toyota hilux 2013 model galloping
Meandering through almost treeless Savannah
Dust clouded the roaring hilux piggybacking
Captured students whose school and town
Were buried in flames. Fiery sun showed no mercy
Flames puffed gloomy smoke as it swallowed
the dead, living, and everything man-made
Dust and gloomy smoke fought for airspace
Perfume from the horror could scare death itself.
Unknown gunman 1: Bu ka ju sata
(translation: shut your mouth)
Students sobering as they inhale a whiff of death each
Mostly girls wept sore, tears raining cats and dogs
Unknown gunman 2: Bruan kabrooka.
Mo go lorita so ba vusha, saba saba. Matalaka bo jo ruka na ka
Mandelaza zaman so a a a kuta
(translation: don't mind this ingrates. We're doing you all real good taking you all from your parents, fake pastors and evil imams who don't know the real God.)
Unknown gunman 1: A a a gra baka datphum blac yan
Gramddela ma ma ma ma ven zit net li pak fi ti kili kan
synagoguez, mosquez, acada, matata, kwakwa
Jam jam, a a a blac mphthimi be fi to kili kwa
(translation: you all should be thanking us for giving you freedom. Freedom from your oppressors. Those evil oppressors who have brainwashed you for years. Sing praises to God because he made this day possible for you all and that you're not among those girls and boys that were burnt inside churches, mosques, schools and market places)
Unknown gunman 2: Bwa ba ya milik.
Baraca tata fi malee mamme, si kili
Yo jo tata fi gron bo lo makmak ki dili balatara jo go lo
Ki koloko tit tot van darf zoom fadar. Fadar Ra ba zolo
(translation: prepare your hearts you weaklings. From today you girls will be made women. And you boys be turned into real men according to the teaching of our holy prophets. You'll be taught how to make war for God, make unbelievers believers. Like what we're doing now.)
Unknown gunman 1: Joom chum numbre?
(translation: How many of them are here)
Unknown gunman 3: u, dee, trac, qu, pen, see
hep, okt, no, den, den-u, aplang den-dee,
(translation: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11, and 12)
Unknown gunman 1: Fadar Ra prysy.
Zom fi kili kat mat reeree
(translation: not bad, God be praised. More will be recruited into his just course. Praise God.
All Unknown gunmen: Fadar Ra prysy
(translation: God be praised.)
Unknown gunman 4: Pada hili kumram dee-den
(translation: the other hilux carried more than 20 each)
Unknown gunman 1: Fada Ra prysy
All Unknown gunmen: Fada Ra prysy
Capturee 1: Malamala laka de fi kili meek real Fadar.
Uu mas pas ta ug nam bu la ta Fadar ka ra
(translation: I am a true worshipper of God, what you're practicing is not what the prophets taught. You evil people are bringing bad name to our religion. You're not God's soldiers)
Of one the unknown gunmen's AK 47 barked
Inserting its bullet which gave the little parroting boy
A kiss of death, blood fountained from his skull
Rained on the students, whose wailed shut the sun
Unknown gunman 5: Paga lan Tara pon rutada
We kan fi jo nude pant zi look bozo saba ata
(translation: we'll kill as many as, that will try to escape or talk ill of this righteous course that all of you will be part of soon)
Dusk, but the sun seem to smiling at 'em still
Fear enveloped all the students who're sobering still,
silently. Cold winds waved the hilux sideways
Tyres screeching, gearbox neighing,
Hearts racing faster than the hilux in a dash
{Speaking faintly in pigin English}
Capturee 2: they're not looking at us but the front road.
Let's move with our buttocks towards that opening. Then we'll jump out together.
She: hmmm hmmm {fearfully nodding her head in agreement}
They both put their lives in their butt
Joggle 'em, moving slowly, butt by butt
Mopping streams of blood as they move on their butt
It took a century to get to the tailgate of the hilux
Both hands tied but feet loosed, he rolled off
the hilux, she did the same but broke her wrist
He hurriedly untied her feet and hands
She removed the her blind fold and they both Usian Bolted....

Politics / Re: "Oloibiri" Where Nigeria's Crude Oil Was 1st Discovered And Drilled(photos) by Youpele52: 4:50pm On Jul 23, 2016
BLOOD OIL by P.E.L.E. (Youpele Michael)

Rap song originally written in 2012 on Kanye West's "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" instrumental.
{Chorus}
Diamonds are forever,
Put the oil in the sky and see if it rains
Diamonds are forever
Bring your bucket outside and feel our pains
(fetch it)
Forever ever? Forever ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever?......
{Verse 1}
Now take your toes to Oloibiri and see it first
See the blessing as real as the curse
It is so damn real nothing to rehearse
Something like a plague, like AIDS in my purse
Leprosy, cancer, doc I need a cure
Can't drink of this cup, the water is far from pure
The fish in the river pray to fly like birds
If you sail on this river it's like you sail dirts
Yeah, I have to speak my thoughts
So loud in my head I had to turn the volume off
I'm breaking out this prison Scofield is small
Oloibiri ain't Smallville but enough is enough
That's the first place oil ever came forth
That's the first place oil money came from
Never known for a second just what they take off
Nothing to write about poorly abandon
{Chorus}
Diamonds are forever,
Put the oil in the sky and see if it rains
Diamonds are forever
Bring your bucket outside and feel our pains (fetch it)
Forever ever? Forever ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever? Ever, ever?......
{Verse 2}
I don't know too many things to rap about
I don't have too many things to brag about
We got blood in the oil that's what I'm about
"Blood oil" that's the title of Oil from the south
Groundnut pyramids was by ownership
No one from the south even own a ship
When the cake was shared we don't own a shit
When the crumb is through we go for our bits
When it comes to cocoa same was done,
We're one, but not after the 1960's
Ask those in 50's, 60 and above,
they'll tell you everything was good before their gimmicks
So here's my remix
Good if you listen to every word I spit I spit in my lyrics
Before your critics
Talk is cheap I rather speak my mind than play your mimics
You're welcome to earth, I don't go to Mars
If I am Labgaja I rather die in my mask
We pray to get better, we're getting worse
Even a day old is corrupt in his goddamn heart
And it goddamn hurt, the future is blind
The metaphor, is something we go really mental for
After the war, Biafra did loss,
But Isaac Boro fight is what I'm for
After oil was discovered cake cutting change
No more ownership, I guess they're derange
It's now by mass and maths of population
Hell with what they thought and the whole of this nation
Their policy is depredation,
It's our time with the resource, but on the bench on probation
What is strength with the feeling of hibernation?
They've ruled on us like Mubarak to his nation
After much struggles and militancy
We got our Obama on this Democracy
Resource control that's what we're wanting
Fuel subsidy? Oh! That's just nothing
As long as it betters our people
And put us on top like pigeon and eagle
You need my sequel, Boko Haram is really evil
You can't islamize this country are y'all sickos


Source:

https://www.wattpad.com/267460915-fantasy-seventy-sevens-26-blood-oil

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Health / Re: What You Need To Know About Mosquitoes Bite by Youpele52: 11:56am On Jul 13, 2016
Was loving the article till I got to #9.

Really? Every known disease originated from Africa. angry

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Politics / Re: Mass Burial Of 9 Nimbo Victims Of Fulani Herdsmen Killings by Youpele52: 3:24pm On Jun 17, 2016
shugacaneman:
pls fix this

Stop using opera mini. This same page displays on chrome, uc and Firefox browsers.
Webmasters / Re: Top Nigerian Tech Websites And Their Net Worth by Youpele52: 4:12pm On Jun 14, 2016
cheesy
Phones / Re: How To Open Store With Konga And Make Money by Youpele52: 6:30pm On Jun 12, 2016
Interesting. I'm following. Eyes glued
Education / Re: A Nigerian Emerged As The Best Medical Graduate In A Russian University by Youpele52: 7:42pm On Jun 11, 2016
Love Yours

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