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Romance / Re: "Good Sex Will Make You Disown Your Family" - Man As He Lists by YourWife(f): 12:16am On Mar 07, 2018
kelvinklein219:

Lol, how would you know all girls don't taste the same,?

Because all dicks do not feel the same!

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Romance / Re: "Good Sex Will Make You Disown Your Family" - Man As He Lists by YourWife(f): 12:14am On Mar 07, 2018
ubunja:
to be honest all girls taste the same. its the bodies thats different. you fvcked 1 pvssy you fvcked them all. after all they all either lie there like a corpse or just bend and stay there....

I won't agree to that. Why do some men leave their girlfrnds/wives and follow other girls/women?

I'm sure u won't like me saying all dicks are the same... More like if you have been dug by a dick, you have been dug by all... Irrespective of size, width, curvature, rigidity, and even the ability to use the tool your papa gave you! I mean.. Its like saying a one minute man who can't even get you wet is the same as a man who makes you squirt!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 11:18pm On Mar 06, 2018
Dinzelflash:
story! u just dey talk rubbish, last last no b bus u go still park?

We park bus, park trailer, add jumbo jet sef... E no matter... U ain't winning us!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 11:03pm On Mar 06, 2018
blessedvisky:


You need help. Last last na 2-2 draw

Abi Zero-Zero cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 11:02pm On Mar 06, 2018
freebuddy:

Beware of Mourinho.......

Don't mind all these Liver-Poo fans... So you think Mou will let you coman carry his second position just like that? Haa... Watch and see... Man U go die put for that game. E go shock people how Man U go take win the game

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:59pm On Mar 06, 2018
freebuddy:


I forgot to add Bayern Munich and man utd. Madrid cannot win the trophy for a third time! That is illegal and injustice! I tip man city for the trophy. But the battle will not be easy.

Well... They could not win it for the second time... Till they did!!!

My point? It's okay to doubt them!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:58pm On Mar 06, 2018
BlackManta:


On behalf of Liverpool Football Club, we humbly apologise for not scoring a single goal against Porto.
We are saving our goals for Manchester United as we intend to put five goals past De Gea with Salah scoring a hatrick.

Thank you.

Yimu undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:54pm On Mar 06, 2018
Purewatermeji:


Unfortunately he doesn't fuucck smelly pussies of naija girls

I don't wanna fūck him... I don't need to want to fück him before I begin to love him!

Did you watch the game? His positioning for the first goal is sooooo Cristianosque cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:51pm On Mar 06, 2018
He scored... He assited!!! What else do people want from him again? Abi make he cut his peepee give una before una appreciate his service? Haba naa

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:48pm On Mar 06, 2018
marksleek25:
funny girl. Hala Madrid senorita

Hálá Madrid Monsoir

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:46pm On Mar 06, 2018
freebuddy:
Wait oh, Real Madrid wan try win champions league for the third straight time abi na wetin?


Well Man city, Barca and Liverpool are there to stop them.

Bring them on smiley

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:46pm On Mar 06, 2018
I sha love this guy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:44pm On Mar 06, 2018
prinsam30:
CR7 now have more goals than the entire Barcelona team in Champions League

If only Benzema had passed to him instead of shooting! Kai... I just love it when Ronaldo scores... It turns me on cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:43pm On Mar 06, 2018
SPius:



Lol


Benzema time Don pass


This Madrid team get plenty loop holes

Benzema is pregnant sad

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 11:13pm On Mar 05, 2018
adspelite:
Wait till Saturday after salah

Emmm... Salah won't score against Man U, and he won't assist! Mané won't score either! Man U go die put for that game... Man U go win that game against Liver-poo... Bad as e bad na draw cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 11:09pm On Mar 05, 2018
AndriaRich:


We'll get the job done ourselves.
See ya at old Trafford....
#ynwa...

Off course, you are too crowdy!!! We walk alone, we are at the summit!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 11:07pm On Mar 05, 2018
rentAcock:


It's 5pm, over here. U can check it i real time from the blockchain

tongue tongue tongue... I don't even know what you are doinh... I'm just catching fun cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 11:01pm On Mar 05, 2018
rentAcock:


DING! DING! DING!. Our first recipient!!

Fake! That withdrawal was made at about 4pm... Not 10pm tongue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 5th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 10:57pm On Mar 05, 2018
krasican:


abeg remove matic


sergej milinkovic Slavic of lazio is a better option

matic is too slow

You say

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Vs Ulefone, Which Should I Buy? by YourWife(f): 9:15am On Mar 02, 2018
henry007:


I guess we're many waiting for the Redmi Note 5 Pro to land.

Unfortunately, Note 5 pro comes with USB type B, not the Type C angry. Also, it's quick charge 2.0... When people are already upgrading to Quick charge 4.0 undecided
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Vs Ulefone, Which Should I Buy? by YourWife(f): 9:43pm On Mar 01, 2018
etebefia:
In 2016 Jan. I bought Ulefone Power, specifically for the the high battery capacity (6050 mAh), after using it for 2 months I couldn't continue again, it gets so hot upon making calls and charging. I quickly sent it back to the online shop and was refunded fully, I added little money to it and purchased my current phone Redmi note 3 and the performance has been flawless since then. I will most likely go for a xiaomi phone when next I want to buy.

Case dismissed! Thanks plenty plenty!
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Vs Ulefone, Which Should I Buy? by YourWife(f): 8:16pm On Mar 01, 2018
Ebubemg:
if you can have small patience then wait for xioami redmi note 5 pro

Hmmm... Lemme read about that
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Vs Ulefone, Which Should I Buy? by YourWife(f): 8:16pm On Mar 01, 2018
Lexusgs430:


Yourwife, Yourhusband is advising you to buy the xiaomi... A dedicated xiaomi thread exists on this forum, read through users reviews (after reading, meet me on the oza room)...
https://www.nairaland.com/3092803/xiaomi-thread

Come close!!!

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Vs Ulefone, Which Should I Buy? by YourWife(f): 7:59pm On Mar 01, 2018
henry007:


For me I'd go for the redmi 5 plus. It doesn't cost that much btw. Check for a cheaper vendor.
How did you manage to buy VKworld. HOW?
Note: No such phone as the Redmi Note 5 plus.

Thanks, just saw another vendor.
Redmi note 5, or Redmi 5 plus. Thanks for that observation.

I know Xiaomi is more popular than Ulefone, I would like someone that has used one or both of them to tell me something about the temperature (especially when charging and browsing).

Phones / Xiaomi Vs Ulefone, Which Should I Buy? by YourWife(f): 6:49pm On Mar 01, 2018
Hello Nairalanders, I need some assistance in making a decision.
On 26th of February, I took delivery of a new phone, VKWORLD S8. Unfortunately, the phone gets extremely hot when charging and browsing at the same time.

I called Jumia (I bought through them) on 27th, and they said I should return the phone to their office... Very impressive. This I did on 28th (I have to enjoy the phone small na), and on 1st of March, I got a call from Jumia requesting how I want my refund. I mean, this is another star to their rating!

Now I want to get another phone, I really want to drop my Tecno phone for a 18:9; 5.99"; 2,160*1,080 full screen display, with at least 4GB RAM and 64GB ROM; among other upgrades; with price less than #100,000.

My challenge is that I have done some research, and two phones simply refused to bow to the other!

Xiaomi Redmi Note 5 plus
Ulefone Power 3.

Their specs are lovely, prices within range... But I can't seem to be able to decide which of them I like more.

Redmi: 4GB RAM, 64GB ROM; Snapdragon 625 processor, 12mp back Camera, 4,000 mAh battery.
Ulefone: 6GB RAM, 64GB ROM, MTK P23 series (MT6763) processor, 16mp camera, 6,080 mAh battery.

I kind of prefer the Ulefone, but I'm not ready to return anyone I buy next, and I would like to enjoy it. Please friends, I would like a honest review especially about the Redmi Note 5 Plus and give me suggestions as to which one I should go for. Below are their snapshots from Jumia site. Also, the Vkworld I bought that was returned and the overheating screen notification.

Thank you.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke, Falz, Ramsey Nouah, AY Drive Jet Ski For 'yoruba Demons' Movie (PICS) by YourWife(f): 2:06pm On Feb 20, 2018
And finally, they have accepted they are demons... #YorubaDemons!

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Education / Re: Photo Of A Man Teaching Computer In Ghanaian Village School Goes Viral by YourWife(f): 8:03am On Feb 20, 2018
Wasted effort... Those details there are useless to the kids! Overzealous teacher!

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Travel / Re: The 2 Victims Who Survived The Accident Which Killed 21 Students In Kano by YourWife(f): 2:32pm On Feb 18, 2018
King990:

Oh wow were you expecting him to tell you he's on Facebook? embarassed
Dumbfuck
Seriously? Dumbfuck? Mr man, you are way too toxic. I can't deal, I'm sorry.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Miracle And Nina Have Sex 'Birthday Sex Gift" by YourWife(f): 12:30pm On Feb 18, 2018
So people canor kpokri in peace again. Awon monitoring spirits! Let them do their thing in peace mbok.

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Travel / Re: The 2 Victims Who Survived The Accident Which Killed 21 Students In Kano by YourWife(f): 12:27pm On Feb 18, 2018
King990:

Useless bastard
Can the mods just fucking ban this idiot for life already please sad
Guy anywhere I hold you just know you're a goner. Cos the way i go take grab you sef ehn people around go think say you thief my dick. I already have your Facebook account and most of your pictures.
Idiot.

Sorry, Nwaamaikpe is not on Facebook! The joke is on you tongue

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Phones / Re: Which One Should I Go For Btw Techno And Infinix? by YourWife(f): 9:49am On Feb 18, 2018
elriyaz:
please which techno or infinix phone should i go for that is not more 50k which has a good specifications. urgent advice pls...

Op have u heard of Oukitel, Ulefone, Mi, VKworld, etc They are China Phones with badder specs, and awesome prices! Life no end with Tecno and Infinix mbok. VKWorld S8 currently shipping! I can't wait to dump this Tecno cheesy

Politics / Re: President Buhari Next To Resign After Zuma's Resignation - FFK Mocks Buhari by YourWife(f): 4:23pm On Feb 16, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:


shocked


Thanks and God bless but NwaAmaikpe is not on Facebook.
Twitter and Instagram only.

Well... I follow you on twitter!

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