bakila:

Because I wqs standing somewhere when you were listing food you will buy with 30,000 naira and will eat for three weeks. Dont be shy, just send the detials. I wont go the marry angle, I no know whether you fine.

bakila:

I am used to those who shout tarty bilyon asking for money from me. Please find a way to send youb account number to me in private, I will dash you some money.

bakila:

Definately not qualified to be my wife

bakila:

Noted somebody's wife.

bakila:

Hmmmm. By their comments you will know their background.

lonngmann:
And some people will be using someone's Family salary to browse




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That's not all !!!

bakila:

Good, now you have sense and are hailing the baba of good governance.

bakila:

Mumunatu

bakila:

So a Stone is more popular than GEJ?

Raptor15:
Nairaland "likes" and "share" are irrelevant when it comes to the real world. Bush woman.

Raptor15:
who be this bush woman?

Dopeyomi:
Na lie.. ATM no fit dispense this kin Money e go stuck for the machine ni!

Alexander001:
you Googled it. right?

daarworld:
NO. It's happening in my life now. I'm still on it, Dats why I need opinion from friends. Pls I will really appreciate

daarworld:
PLEASE I NEED SOME HELP. I and My Ex Girlfriend had 5.6years relationship. we broke up last year July. I got into a new relationship, but my Ex Girlfriend was still hoping that i will come back to her because we usually had a breakup and settled it. I broke up with my new Girlfriend June (2017), which my Ex got into a new relationship May (2017). Now I want the relationship back, because i realised it was my fault. Bcus she waited for me But I gave her no hope. now we are planning to come back in our relationship because she still love me.. NOW MY FEAR IS HER NEW BOYFRIEND. she says good things about him, but she said is ready to leave him because the feelings she has for me is still there, Bcus I'm her first love. MY PROBLEM NOW IS. wont there be a problem in the nearest future. where by if they meet each other, wont there be any intimacy between them. because we usually say something that ONCE YOU HAVE A FEELINGS (SEX) WITH A LADY, IF U MEET HER AGAIN (IN FUTURE), ITS POSSIBLE TO HAVE IT WITH HER AGAIN, EITHER SHE IS MARRIED OR NOT. SHOULD WE GO BACK INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP OR I SHOULD LET IT GO, Because my future is my priority. I LOVE HER, SHE LOVES ME. PLEASE I NEED YOUR SUPPORT. I’M IN AN OCEAN OF CONFUSION… PLEASE HELP ME OUT.

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Femlexx:
If you keep getting no, stop asking questions

hibly:
"We march to victory or we march to defeat...we go forward..only forward"

iPopAlomo:
Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. He's a funny-looking fucker I know, but you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's busted, so he's gone down the battle-cruiser to watch the end of the football game. No one's watching the custard so he switches the channel over. A fat geezer's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over, "Now Bleep off and watch it somewhere else." He knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, picks up a fire extinguisher, walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, and plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. "That's fucking it," says the geezer. "That's fucking what?" says Rory. And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil.

Freeezzz:
Please Lord, help me get one more.

orlahtohbadt:
Okay pm me then... Let's see if it is the same movie�

orlahtohbadt:
you have mixed it up... This ur quote doesn't follow the quote from that movie