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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Juventus: UCL (1 - 3) On 11th April 2018 by YourWife(f): 9:45pm On Apr 11, 2018
Penaldooo... But we win!!! Hála Madrid!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by YourWife(f): 9:33pm On Apr 10, 2018
azimibraun:
Roma is just doing this to mock Rinaldo.... So that at the end Messi will now score one goal and become a hero and claim all the headlines. Na today?

Comot here with your conspiracy theory mbok

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by YourWife(f): 9:30pm On Apr 10, 2018
But on e-diot said messy is a god... A god that canor conjure goals against Roma... Is that one god? cheesy

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Sports / Re: Pogba & Lukaku Arrive At Man U Training In Matching N140m Rolls-royce Wraiths by YourWife(f): 9:37pm On Apr 06, 2018
Respect!

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Army Blocked Kemi Olunloyo On Twitter by YourWife(f): 9:19am On Apr 03, 2018
Nice one... But wait oo, what is @HQNigerianArmy afraid of?
Pets / Re: Dog Saves Owner From Being Attacked In Her House (Video) by YourWife(f): 8:21am On Apr 03, 2018
mazimee:
A dobberman or Pitbull would have done more damage than what I saw in that video

What breed do you think that dog is?
Politics / Re: How A Customer Stood His Ground Against Outrageous NEPA Bill. by YourWife(f): 8:03pm On Mar 29, 2018
ObservantFellow:
Kudos OP.. That was how I was involved in raising awareness about the #750 service charge on prepaid meters which ensured that every prepaid meter was remitting #12,000 yearly whether it is in use or not. It was eventually scrapped.
Thanks for this enlightening experience. I surely have some advice for willing ears here on grin

Pls share your advice... I paid 12,600 for my last montgs bill, cleared all my bill. In fact, na PHCN owe me like #13. The issue now is, when I went to pay my last bill (where I cleared the bill with extra #13), the woman that received the money was impressed. She adviced me to apply for prepaid meter... This I have been doing for over 6months now; I am even discouraged! What may I do? I stay in Kubwa (FCDA), Katampe service area. I have even applied up to the level of Katampe angry
Politics / Re: How A Customer Stood His Ground Against Outrageous NEPA Bill. by YourWife(f): 7:58pm On Mar 29, 2018
No nyash, no BBN... Post highly rejected!

Sorry for Nigeriya youths!!!

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Career / Re: 5 Reasons It Is Better To Work In Lagos Than Abuja by YourWife(f): 4:18pm On Mar 22, 2018
You knoe nothing, OP

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Crime / Re: "I Sleep With 5 Men Daily" – Lagos Prostitute Reveals How Much She Earns (Photo) by YourWife(f): 8:21am On Mar 21, 2018
Homeboiy:
5men a day x 5000=25000

25000x7 days=175000

175000 x30 days=5250000
5250000 x365days=1916250000

Jesu

English is hard, Maths is even harder!

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Phones / Re: MTN Nigeria Achieves 42.1% (52.3 Million) Subscriber Share by YourWife(f): 8:56pm On Mar 16, 2018
Acecards:
how did you do it ?

My dear I just saw it oo... I guess its reward for loyalty. My data has never been allowed to expire for almost 3years now (2015 May). I tried subscribing 500 for a friend, and they gave her 750mb... as against my 2.5GB
Phones / Re: MTN Nigeria Achieves 42.1% (52.3 Million) Subscriber Share by YourWife(f): 10:12am On Mar 16, 2018
Acecards:
they are too stingy with data grin

Not true! I get 2GB for 500 Naira!!! See screenshot

I even have another bonus somewhere... 2.5Gb for #500!!! I swear MTN rocks!!!

Family / Re: Why Do Women Shave Their Baby's First Hair. by YourWife(f): 6:44am On Mar 14, 2018
BlissP:
It's not hygienic leaving d first hair' remember the content in the vacuum the baby stayed before hiting mother earth. My opinion, I think it's healthy enough to shave off the first hair irrespective of religion.

You know nothing! Hygienic ko, hyginus ni
Celebrities / Re: Dija Welcomes 2nd Child, A Daughter (Photo) by YourWife(f): 8:17pm On Mar 12, 2018
ellalina:
Noticing how irrelevant she has become
She did not do any stupid animation this time around
See how black she is just 2 days of being in the hospital chai

You are a strong woman. Just read your story, and with pain in my heart, I can relate to everything you wrote there. I hope you were able to make it through the University. Be strong dear... Fortune favors the bold. Stay strong. **Love**
Phones / Re: How Much Should The Oukitel K10000 Max Sell In Nigeria by YourWife(f): 9:12am On Mar 12, 2018
joebeckz:

I just did. I think it is cool but I will wait for you to buy it 1st then use for 3 months and give me feed back. especially on its screen strength since I can't find a gorilla glass mentioned as a specification.
I know you are a good person. You will test run it for us. I will encourage you if anything goes wrong. grin

It is gorilla glass 2.5... And I'm not scared! I'm buying it, and it's lasting for me. Even gorilla glass 1.0 will still last for me. I'm gonna buy from Jumia, so I will be able to claim my warranty if anything happens
Politics / Re: Abubakar Saleh Michika Was Owed N400m By State He Once Governed by YourWife(f): 9:07am On Mar 12, 2018
Government abandoned their father... Did the children not abandon their father too? Associate prof with WHO? With 37 children and 97 grand children, if the father still died, there was nothing the state goverment could have done differently!! RIP old man... Your children abandoned you!!!

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Sports / Re: What Happens When A Footballer Needs To Use The Toilet In The Middle Of A Match? by YourWife(f): 6:05pm On Mar 11, 2018
RexEmmyGee:
As a footballer, you are not adviced to eat heavy food three hours before the match because of digestion. Having complied to that rule, there can never be instance where you will have to go to the rest room.

Shikena

Ask Ramos... In their last game! You are a player, and talking like this. What if you suddenly develop diarrhoea, maybe because of tension/pressure, what happens?

Phones / Re: How Much Should The Oukitel K10000 Max Sell In Nigeria by YourWife(f): 12:32pm On Mar 11, 2018
joebeckz:

What is its specs please?
I might like it.

2,160*1,080 pixel display
5.99" screen
18:9 display ratio
4Gb RAM
64GB ROM
4,000mAh Li-Po (not Li-ion) battery
403ppi screen brightness
Snapdragon 635 processor
To mention a few!

Just google it...
Webmasters / Re: Nairaland Trends On Twitter...check Out Comments by YourWife(f): 3:47pm On Mar 10, 2018
I voted NL too... I dey ma house... Coman beat me kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 10th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 3:32pm On Mar 10, 2018
Who said Man U parked the bus? Abegi... We played them according to their tactics!


It's a tactics something!!! GGMU abeg cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 10th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 3:29pm On Mar 10, 2018
aieromon:
Rashford out

Fellaini in

Park the bus activated

Asin ehnnn... I saw Rash out, Fellaini in... And I knew we gonna win the Liver-poo abi Liver-pee pipu

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 10th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 3:27pm On Mar 10, 2018
I predicted it... No goal no assist for Salah!!! GGMU! +Hala Madrid!!!

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Phones / Re: How Much Should The Oukitel K10000 Max Sell In Nigeria by YourWife(f): 8:17am On Mar 10, 2018
nex:



Thank you very much. This makes a lot of sense.

Can you also orde Xiaomi Note 5 Pro? Next sales will be on 14th of March... Only on Flipkart and Mi stores. I doubt if I will be able to buy (I already missed out on the 7th March sales because I was busy). I won't mind buying from a reseller e in Naija.
Phones / Re: How Much Should The Oukitel K10000 Max Sell In Nigeria by YourWife(f): 8:13am On Mar 10, 2018
joebeckz:

96k? I got same phone during the black Friday sale for 49k.same specs and I have been enjoying it.
My only problem is, once your charger gets faulty, u are in for a long thing.
The charging port is very deep so not just every USB can go in. The use head has to be very long to go in and touch the circuit. My charger head stopped working just like that so I now use the USB on another charger head and mehn it takes 7 hours to have a full battery charge unlike the normal 45mins when the real charger head was good. Another thing, the phone pulls down my trousers so I hold it with my hand, I now have muscles without going to the gym. Very heavy phone, when I chat, I use two hands and support my elbow to have a good balance. Or I drop it on the floor and press the keys slowly. The phone has a good battery life. I charge once in two days if I am using heavily, once in 3days if not heavily. The leather back design makes it water proof. Rain fell on mine when I mistakenly left it in the trunk of my car. I looked for the phone in my living room for house until I remembered, Ohhh I left it on my car trunk, I rushed to get it, the phone was very stable, It didn't act up.
What else?

It looks ugly and rugged. Not cool for ladies.
Get an alternative phone for your chats and time consuming apps if you ain't ready to hold the weighty phone for too long.
Thank you

Why not buy "Fast Charge Chargers"? They are a little expensive (compared to the regular chargers), but you will save valuable time when charging.

Besides, I'm so anxioulsly waiting for Xiaomi Note 5 Pro to hit the Naija market. I had the iption of going for Ulefone Power 3, but Xiaomi Note 5 Plus was at par with it already! Now imagine how The Note 5 Pro will be. That was my reason for ditching the idea of going for Ulefone, and waiting for Xiaomi Note 5 Pro.
Phones / Re: How Much Should The Oukitel K10000 Max Sell In Nigeria by YourWife(f): 6:12am On Mar 10, 2018
Op, already the fone goes for abt 96k in online shops in Naija. Try getting it a t a cheaper price, and sell for 99-102k in offline shops. Else, if you wanna sell in online stores, you have to sell below 96k... Maybe 95,500 or something around that.
Celebrities / Re: "When The Trophy Saw The Other Trophy": Singer Simi Pose By World Cup Trophy by YourWife(f): 5:59pm On Mar 09, 2018
Sleekydee:
Choose one:

1. Smash Simi

Or

2. Take the Cup home for two days

What if I said Simi is the trophy?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 60k Job Offer In Abuja With Training Inclusive.. Good Or Bad? For A Fresh Grad by YourWife(f): 11:01am On Mar 08, 2018
Compliant:
Thank God for the offer but I have my reservations

1. Where is the location in Abuja?

2. Have you considered accommodation?

My brother the number one thing in Abuja is accommodation .

You get accommodation for 400,000 to 750000 depending on location, and what the average salary earner in Abuja does is to get an apartment around Karu site, nyaya and nasarawa

Now my brother do the calculation yourself

60,000 for 7month is 420,000 and agent 30,000 = 450,000 . this means that you would be working for your organisation for free for 7-8 months and 2 months salary would be for transportation and feeding. Meaning the highest you can save in a year of working is 100000 , which is actually not bad for a fresher BUT THE TRUTH IS ANY JOB YOU ARE DOING THAT WOULD COST YOU MORE THAN 2-3 MONTHS SALARY FOR ACCOMMODATION IS NOT A GOOD JOB.



You are not very correct. I started off with 45k, immediately after my NYSC. I was working at Jabi, got a self-contained appartment for 130k (agent fee included).
Today I can only say Thank God for that decision (in taking the job). There are cheaper accommodation in Kubwa, Dutse, Lugbe, Kuje, Zuba, Bwari, Mpape, Gwarimpa Village, etc. Take d job... So many people are working for far less, and staying in Abuja. Trust me, 60k is good money.

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Romance / Re: "Good Sex Will Make You Disown Your Family" - Man As He Lists by YourWife(f): 4:18pm On Mar 07, 2018
GuestManor:


You miss the point - Pvssy is pvssy. Men are not driven or attracted by pvssy but by physique - body, shape, softness, smile, beauty, sexiness, etc and not pvssy. Pvssy is just the end game of that physical attraction. Its a mentality thing for men.

The level at which a man is physically attracted to a woman will determine how hard he pounds her and drives deep when shagging.

That one minute man thing is subjective most times and not objective. For instance, when there is real physical attraction, a woman can play, touch, handjob, mouthjob, tighjob, etc a man to cum in very few minutes ESPECIALLY on first dates without pvssy fvcking but wount get same result from second dates and above - dose that make him a one minute man? So it all depends but not also excluding the facts that there a men with over excitement problems.

Oga leave long story! Pussy is not pussy! I canor accept that!!!
Romance / Re: "Good Sex Will Make You Disown Your Family" - Man As He Lists by YourWife(f): 6:17am On Mar 07, 2018
Humility017:

with the bolded you're trying to give men reasons to stay lustful...sleeping wit different ladies all because of the belief rhat gals don't taste same....

common sense should tell you that there is no difference between woman A and Woman B.....
woman A has a vagina and breast likewise woman B....
the act of moving from one lady to another is born out of lust and not love.....
men should stay contended wit their partner likewise women....infidelity is out of selfishness...

Saying girls taste d same... Will it stop men from pursuing other pussies? But wait ooo... Imagine you a have a 9mm shot gun full of ammunitions, and your girlfriend begins to tell her friends that you taste d same with your mai gaurd that has a 3.5mm, with less than half your ammunition. Will you be happy?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 5:59am On Mar 07, 2018
Euouae:


I still do but better than him. What next?

Who know you? How many IG followers you get? How many Twitter followers? FB? C'mon... Stop disgracing us biko.


**if you no get money... HIDE YOUR FACE** cheesy tongue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 5:56am On Mar 07, 2018
STILESGANG:
Lol,so winning your domestic league is what you term local league.Why didn't the Madrid reject the one they won last season.?.Has Madrid won 8 out of the last 11 champion leagues?

Anything within your locality is LOCAL! La Liga, EPL, Bundesliga, etc are all local leagues in their respective countries! Those competitions being LOCAL does not depreciate thier values or importance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 2) On 6th March 2018 by YourWife(f): 12:20am On Mar 07, 2018
Euouae:


I use to score like him too.



I get am before no be property cheesy

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