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He has obviously learnt from you...you should be proud

leroi01:
My nephew 5yrs came into my room, i was getting work done on my laptop... so the li'l G came in and went: lets watch cartoon ..i said NO, he got on the bed jumped and jumped till i was madly distracted ,then he asked again. Now this chap is a superhero nut, so i hit him with Justice league doom. Immediately it started, he focused and ignored me. .
Then Bam! NEPA struck. So sharply i wanted to switch to power saving mode. As i said : Ponatti let me quickly... this bugger gives me a look that c ould totally kill and tells me in this deadly tone: shut up.
I got confused.. ehn? Emi ? What the? (All in my head).. so i tried again..Ovipopo let me quickly... He looked at me , pointed at the door and said OUT!

THE CHILLING AND FUNNY THING WAS.. HE DID ALL THESE EXACTLY HOW I DO TO HIM..WHEN I DON'T HAVE HIS TIME.
weird stuff.

Record the track and sell to Davido... because you have finished all the rhymes.

adeniyi3971:
Next thing DAVIDO go drop new song and he'll b like

They say I killed tagbo when I dey my house dey sip agbo...abi them think say I grow up for sabo maybe na why dem dey lie oo..
I forgive and I forget
DJ olu dey dere sef
But will never let me down ooo

Cool... maybe i'll consider it

paulmarkino:
I have already introduced 10 persons. I bought it for them from AliExpress

How will you rate the performance of the phone and will u recommend it for someone else?

drLammy:
yeah I am..

How will you rate the performance of the phone and will u recommend it for someone else?

paulmarkino:
That's what am using now!

Xiaomi Redmi 4x

Is anyone here using Xiaomi redmi 4x?

I have a HTC One M7 for sale panel not working but other parts are intact.
Lets Deal

Good morning folks. I am currently in search of an IT placement. Am a student of computer science in 300 level in Federal University of Agriculture Abeokuta. Am projected to start my IT by September 2017. So anybody with any opening or opportunity pls holla me

Hanging out with the boys...definitely cant change that

July 7...hit me up

Has anybody tried to register through the codelagos link?

Emeka71:
FUNAAB students and protests are 5 and 6 ; meanwhile Nigerian police can tell all manner of lies; so Nigerian police and telling lies is another 5 and 6.

Baba keep quiet. Have u ever heard of Funaabites protesting before? Get it facts right before commenting. Don't just open it mouth any how

The NPF is nothing but a strongly lying organisation. They should get rid of the illiterates they have on the force. Imagine a police officer telling u to buy catapult against thieves armed with axes,cutlass and guns. #heightofstupidity #savefunaab. The police nt only fired tear gas but also fired live ammunitions at the students.

Its better than nothing. You just have to apply wisdom

Eye opener

Craziness

Two rows above the snow man wit d black hat

Their draw is far from favourable

bastien:
is there any school still selling pre degree form?

FUNAAB

I installed netbeans on my laptop but I can't find it even on my desktop. I tried re-installing it but its telling me that I have already installed it. Please what can I do?

drnairalov:
it is old pics
Anyways say hi to my son

Cute boy u have there

Iamthewatcher:
I met my fiancee some few yrs ago. I've agreed to marry her but there are factors I still want to give a final consideration before signing the dotted lines. These are:

1. She is not literate but willing to go to school. I never dreamt of marrying an illiterate when I, myself is a graduate. Her waec result is nothing to write home about. In fact she wasted her time in secondary school as far as I'm concerned and when I asked her why she was such an olodo, she quickly blamed those she lived with. She said because she was more or less a maid then, she hadn't much time for her studies and that's why she failed woefully. When I met her, her use of english was zero and I had to exert much effort to bring her to the level where she could converse freely with me at least in english. She retook her ssce and credited all subjects except math.

2. She's 2yrs and 3months older than me. Some argue that a woman will age first when older and that's the reason men go for younger women or at worst, their age mates.

3: She sometimes feel inferior to me cos' of my literacy and polished way of going about my stuff.

4. She has a fat tummy. This I perceived to be an upshot of her eating habit before I met her. Can you believe that it was when I started staying close to her that I discovered that she doesn't drink water after eating. Maybe she does that very much later. She was an expert in devouring meat with her friends and never exercised. I also had to teach her to drink water first thing in the morning before taking breakfast. I discovered that her mouth was always dry as a result of this disgusting lifestyle. If she wants to have a word with me in low tone, I do perceive some offensive odours from the mouth sometimes. All this are changing slowly now cos' a damage of so many years can't just be corrected overnight. I'm putting much effort into rearing her cos' she's a wife material.

There are one or two other drawbacks I won't like to go into now as the aforementioned factors are the ones that baffle me the most. I sometimes get so annoyed and start abusing her. But she also has her good sides that even attracted me to her which are:

1. She is well-mannered.
2. She can cook very well.
3. She is very hospitable.
4. She's very respectful.
5: She's pretty and fair.
6. She's a wife material.
7. She's reserved.

The crux here is that we are presently, not on the same page as far as being learned and refined is concerned and I want to marry someone who'll be very refined as well. Though we stay as friends but I feel she doesn't measure up.
So my people, if you were in my shoes, can you go ahead and marry her despite these bad sides??
Pls and pls, helpful comments will suffice.

Cc: Lalasticlala

Dis guy is yarning dust. Did u close ur eye before. Sit down & think about what u wrote here because ur nt making sense

Doesn't anyone here knows anything about this? Need help here!

chuksmad:
Use revo unstaller to unstall it first, then try to install it again

I don't have it but how can I get 1?

chuksmad:
Use search bar to search the program

Am only seeing the application itself & I hav to install it but its nt installing

I installed netbeans for java programming after a while I could not locate it on my desktop. I tried re-installing the application but its telling me that the application is already installed. But I can't find it. What can be done or what can be wrong? & any hint on the best anti virus that is available & how can I get it.

I installed netbeans on my laptop but I can't find it anymore. I tried re-installing it but it keeps telling me that its already installed but I can't find it. Anyone wit any idea on what I can do?

dominique:
It's better to just send reject mail so the applicant can focus on other things.

Abi ooo