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Politics / Was I Wrong? by youthmustwork: 11:39pm On Aug 05, 2015
This evening I was watching a movie from AFRICAN MAGIC CHANNEL with my illiterate SWEET MOTHER. As for Mom she managed to stop school at primary(3)three. (You as a reader you can imagine that)
>Fastward>>

As the movie plays on with the horrors involved . With our eyes still glued on a the TV. When JUSTICE ESIRI a king told a queen to be that her father is a "SADDIST". Immediately my mother heard that word as an literate,I don't know if she have heard that word before or maybe in d market or God knows where....... . She tapped me on my leg asking me to tell her the meaning of that word "saddist".!!! ( NLder see Gobe). Maka chukwu my eyes sparked open ¤¤ shuuuu wetin Mama wan know?. FW> after about 6second of silence I now replied her that I don't know the meaning too. immediately she referred me to our OXFORD dictionary in the house that I normally use in the house that I should help her check the meaning... (Another heavy gobe.....). My problem with her request is not that I don't know the meaning of "sadist", the problem IS HOW DO I EXPLAIN it knowing what it means and how to translate SEXSUAL in IGBO without it sounding rude to her. Hahahaha!!!.

FWARD>AGAIN

After I pretended searching for it on the dictionary I told her that I couldn't find it on the OXFORD ADVANCED LEARNER DICTIONARY. Immediately I told Her that, she started bla bla bling about nollywood and their deceptive dramas.

Woww. Me I was like ThankGod I escaped this One...oooo.
But later I started hating/regretting for not taking courage to tell her the meaning of "SADIST" .

Note: 1.am not a writer(maka ndi uta)
2.Am 20 yrs.
3.Jamb customer. Lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Nairaland Call Girls by youthmustwork: 9:54am On Aug 03, 2015
Don't be ashamed of your work/career.

Let's hookUp

Where are you girls?
Politics / My Two Nose Holes Are Blocked(help) by youthmustwork: 11:43pm On Jul 27, 2015
Nairalanders I need help. Am just managing to breathe from the mouth. I have been taking hot water and aboniki balm but the cold keep torturig me !!!. I can't sleep cry cry cry
Whatelse should I take?

Nairaland / General / Re: What's That Hilarious Signature You've Seen On Nairaland by youthmustwork: 8:09pm On Jul 21, 2015
Cc
lalasticalala come and see oooo.

To the topic:
Coursty: yorubadelta

...when life gives me lemons, I squeeze them in the eyes of
my enemies

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Politics / The Biafran War & Modern Day Karma (must Read) by youthmustwork: 3:02am On Jul 16, 2015
Our Peoples don't mind my poor writting skills. it is what happens when you went through a schools that are control by the zoo (nigeria).

These are my top 9 Karma observations after the biafran war!!!.

1.The north -are now living with the fear of boko haram. Now they want amnesty for kiling each other in north(dose it make any sense)Biafrans lost more than 4milion innocent citizens but nobody compensated even with our own Oil money. They bombed biafrans with abokis now abokis are bombing there own lands. <Karma confusion>


2.The south -lost the presidency. Remember they sabotaged the biafrans during the civil war. Now they north is managing their Oil Well. they even killed one of your own, was it DELE GIWA or SARO WIWA. Well I cant remember. Am not good with history (lmfao) Even now Gej is afraid of probe.<Karma lesson>

3.The western nigeria(zoo)- I cnt remember the role they played in d civil war against biafrans. From what papa told me, they played a very Dangerous role for the zoo(nigeria). What's the case now?. They are about losing the relevance in APC(oga tinubu ke way). OPC just lost the pipeline contract ETC. It is almost 50 smooth years the zoo can not give them steady electricity to boost their massive factories and industries in lagos. After using your apapa port to import tanks and weapons to fight biafrans. <Karma Reloading>.....


4.The bakkasi peninsula and cameroon- don't forget the zoo fought the biafrans from cameroon the region of bakkasi in exchange of our land. Now what is the case?. Boko haram are now fighting the zoo (nigeria) from cameroon! <Karma Locator>

5.The abokis and malams. - (I laugh in hebrew) earlier before the war surfaced, the illiterate abokis(friends) where busy making suya for zoo (nigeria), Later they were taught on how to make make bombs, manage tanks and guns to fight biafrans. now what is the precious case? now the bomb is used to dislodge northern communities.
<Karma Retaliation>

6.The Chad and the Niger - they zoo welcomed them as their brother. Used them as machinery to fight biafrans and rape our citizens. after the war they forgot to cross them back to niger and chad boundary. Now what's the case? They've been EMPLOYED as permanent machinery to bomb markets, schools,mosques for $2(N500) and chibok girls for free digging (I pity those kids shaa) well is what there fathers and leaders planted for them, pretties enjoy the harvest. <Karma Friendzone>

7.The west and americans-They gave zoo(nigeria) weapons free of charge (FOC) to fight biafrans. Now what is the case? they left u people to die from the weapons they gave to you during the civil war and even refused to sell weapons to zoo when they needed weapons to fight what they created from free weapons.<Karma abandonment>

8. The ziks- I know you must be surprised about this particular title. I guess you remember that word NO VICTORY NO VANQUISHED declared by this Igbo man called Nnamdi azikiwe and co. The declaration that gave Biafra back to zoo(nigeria). Now what is the case after giving Biafra to nigeria, what did they label him in return? A ceremonial president. Imagine that!!!. <Karma Betrayal>

THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

9.The rising sun region- As other region from the zoo are shaking be it north, west or south due to natural Karma. CNN,BBC and media houses are busy making headline about biafra and Biafra Radio station. Which show that we are progressing in our fight and making our cause Global. Chukwu abiama I sight your hand work.< Karma of progress>

BIAFRANS are we RIPE to start Rejoicing now?

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Health / Re: (help) Hairs Growing On His Penis by youthmustwork: 6:49pm On Jun 19, 2015
gbl01:


First, admit you have an issue and seek for help; you can create a new id and post with it rather than the childish rants of the friend issh. Secondly, you want such weird and childish post on front page that you're copying the mods? isnt that really childish?
finally, its no big deal, do a little google first before shouting for help
u see hw sil1y some you are!!!. Somebody needed help and do you think he have not made some research b4 bringing it online. Well if u didn't check well d Op is a doctor perhap he have approach him for help. Next tym don't call ppl suituation childish.
Health / Re: (help) Hairs Growing On His Penis by youthmustwork: 6:32pm On Jun 19, 2015
Am not a doctor,am jux a jobbless Youth.
All I can say is

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Health / Re: (help) Hairs Growing On His Penis by youthmustwork: 6:30pm On Jun 19, 2015
Nairaland / General / Re: A Friend Told Me Is Unsafe (pics) by youthmustwork: 9:08pm On Jun 12, 2015
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Romance / Re: *606# Ruined My Relationship by youthmustwork: 7:38pm On Jun 06, 2015
Adeoba10:
Na pidgin she take send u?
is pidgin a crime?
Romance / Re: *606# Ruined My Relationship by youthmustwork: 5:44pm On Jun 06, 2015
Op@sell our phone give her d money for airtime.#joke
She jux defined her type of life to you.
You re here searchn for a next step to apply on a scavenger.

Jux pray this post dis post doesn't hit frontpage, nairalanders will devour you

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Romance / How To Make A Girl Forget You Are Ugly by youthmustwork: 2:48pm On Apr 19, 2015
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Dollar on your face
Politics / Re: Breaking News Inec Declares Imo State Elections Inconclusive by youthmustwork: 11:46pm On Apr 12, 2015
I jux saw it too on TVC News

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Phones / How Do I Conect My Bold5 To PC Browse With Glo BIS by youthmustwork: 11:57pm On Apr 07, 2015
?. I need an urgent answer now?
Literature / Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by youthmustwork: 8:21pm On Nov 28, 2014
Phones / Re: Smartphone Plan [4.5gb For N2,500]: MTN Still Deducts From D 1.5g Even After 9pm by youthmustwork: 10:30am On Nov 23, 2014
awof d purge belle. ndo senior brother
Phones / Re: Pls Help On How To Connect A Wifi by youthmustwork: 12:07am On Nov 23, 2014
adewaletb2:
To hack a wifi password you must first
know what type of encryption it uses for its
passwords there are many different types
such as: WEP (easiest to crack/hack), WPA
and WPA2.

Luckily for you we developed a program that
automates all the hacking procces, and the
only thing you need to do is click buttons &
wait.
So bro you gonna download a software the link is below just click Ą♌d̶̲̥̅̊ download
The software scans for available wireless
networks in your range, it contacts them,
after the contact is established, it receives
packets, after the packets are received, it
decrypts the packets, meaning it gets the
password with tool built within our
application. Some wireless networks can be
hacked in few moments, some can take few
minutes, or hardly ever hours. This depends
on how victim's password is made. Many
which are difficult to hack are created of
letters (uppercase + lowercase), numbers
and special characters. Naturally, many of
them are made just of letters, and can be
hacked extremely quick.
What Security Type's / Encryptions does
the software hack?
The software can hack the following
encryptions / security type's:
- WEP
- WPA
- WPA2

Link
www.wifi-hacker.org/download.php
dnt u ve d android app
Phones / Re: How To Cut-down On The High Rate Of Data Consumption On Android Phones by youthmustwork: 5:46pm On Nov 22, 2014
kushstalin:

yes I also need the site
I ve gotten mine. z a very wonderful app. search "opera max" on google.

Phones / Re: How To Cut-down On The High Rate Of Data Consumption On Android Phones by youthmustwork: 1:39pm On Nov 22, 2014
donbenie:
Download Opera Max app,it helps in data compression and allows you to to block background data consumption while showing which applications are guzzling your data..works like charm,highly recommended..
which site can i download it

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Phones / Re: MTN SURPRISE UPDATE: Price Drop On Data Rates officially by youthmustwork: 1:30pm On Nov 22, 2014
am using samsung galaxy note2. which z d best for me.
pls I need ur reply
Phones / Re: How to Transfer Credit From MTN line To GLO line, Or Vice Versa by youthmustwork: 9:50pm On Nov 20, 2014
omo see reasoning.......

op I dnt even knw wat to call u.


mod do d necessary
Phones / Re: Airtel Is At It Again. Free Browsing by youthmustwork: 3:03am On Nov 18, 2014
Genes1s:
Hi guys, who else is browsing free on MTN cos I don't av any mb or airtime on my phone but m browsing nd downloadin here. I swear!
no jonze ur self man
Phones / Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by youthmustwork: 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2014
samuelkanu:
The airtel 4gb for #1500 is back and i am rocking it. Just recharge with #1500 and dial *440*161# and you are good to go.
hw sure re u. and does it work on android phone lyk samsung?
Celebrities / Re: Ex-miss Unilag Winner Dies Hours After Date With A Ghost by youthmustwork: 4:15am On Nov 17, 2014
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Politics / Re: Hunters Kill 80 Insurgents, Reclaim Mahia by youthmustwork: 10:38pm On Nov 12, 2014
this propaganda get weight ooo. ordinary hunters.
nigeria military with AK47 & grenades never defeat boko haram. na ordinary local hunters with Awka made(shot&reload).

this is d last tym I will comment on boko haram issue.

north east God is watchn you pple.

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Politics / Re: Insurgency: Military Begins Intensive Air Offensive Against Boko Haram In Borno by youthmustwork: 6:20am On Jul 17, 2014
when they ve already left d forest. nw colonising our homes,streets,car parks,gas stations,churches,schools,etc

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