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Fashion / Re: Is This Fashion, Witchcraft Or Madness? (photo) by yrret: 3:49pm On Aug 20, 2016
Wears for Ventilation.
Romance / Re: What Should I Do? My Boyfriend Seems To Be Cheating On Me by yrret: 1:08pm On Aug 20, 2016
Let's see your pic, we might know how to help from there.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Immigration Protesters Sleep In Front Of Aso Villa At Night (Photos) by yrret: 12:46pm On Aug 20, 2016
Painful!! This kind cold weather they allow people's children sleep for outside, not even a provision for place to sleep atleast; to show the government cares and are ready to listen to their plight.

Would they have allowed their children if it was for a just cause as it is already?

Anytime one try to escape his mentality from Nigeria tragedy it falls back with one vexation news paraded by air, involuntarily.

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Celebrities / Re: My Relationship Ended With Genevieve Because I Was A Virgin by yrret: 12:26pm On Aug 20, 2016
I get am 'BEFORE' no be property!!

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Politics / Re: Edo 2016: APC Candidate Obaseki Promises To Build 18 Stadiums If Elected. by yrret: 11:34am On Aug 20, 2016
Lets form a forum or enact a law (not the polithieves forum o... or even that of the red and green-house) where it can be constitutional for any bogus lie by aspirant during campaigns to be an act of criminality.


Haba na!! Stadium for all the L.G.A?

Even Devil don dey humble for where Nigeria politicians dey lie... E too much abeg!!
Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful Among These First Ladies? by yrret: 11:01am On Aug 20, 2016
They should all come out with same style of make up and dress, until then I'll make a choice. For now the best costume wins the face.
Romance / Re: So...What Do Atheists Say During Sex? by yrret: 7:23am On Aug 20, 2016
Everyone says different thing during sex ecstasy which are not always religious nor related.

I know a friend who usually curse the parents during that overwhelming state of mind.

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Business / Re: Emefiele Elected President Of African Central Banks As Confab Ends In Abuja by yrret: 7:17am On Aug 20, 2016
Don't know if I should say congratulations considering the cry of the poor and how poorer they've become due to a cooperate way this government has subjected many to, with no remorse which still wouldn't have solved the issues.

Smh...

Just for the benefit of pretending to be one Nigeria;

I join to say Congratulations, Sir!!

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Never Pay For International Collaboration, Fela Didn’t Do That – Olamide by yrret: 7:07am On Aug 20, 2016
Everybody with their specific operandi.

Good!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys A Big Fish In Jamaica - (pics/vid) by yrret: 7:04am On Aug 20, 2016
Let me know when he buys things to use for cooking

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Politics / Re: Man Who Named Pet Dog Buhari Rearrested, To Appear In Court On Monday by yrret: 6:47am On Aug 20, 2016
Just as I told a friend: Nigeria isn't mature enough to practice democracy.

They don't know its meaning

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Education / Re: Jamb Ratifies Admision List August 22 To 26 by yrret: 11:26pm On Aug 19, 2016
Even the stated is confusing.

A body which is growing in confusion by the day!
Romance / Re: Don't Lie! Tell Us What Your Doing Now by yrret: 11:20pm On Aug 19, 2016
Listening to its heart, beating fast. gently I watch unguided with no aid from foe. Staring and standing in wallow confusion searching for its symptom online as tears couldn't be forced out my of eyes.

Conea goes dull, lagging hovers for it's stimuli to flow like speed. My eyes watch with joy without undisputed distraction.

Before I knew it; I just watch a rat die while typing on NL.
Crime / Re: 17 Year Old Boy Shot Dead In Bayelsa By Policemen (viewers' Discretion) by yrret: 11:01pm On Aug 19, 2016
emeijeh:
Eyah.... Too bad.
Meanwhile,
Op said 17, but i see a 56 year old man.


Death dey make person old quick na.
Romance / Re: DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST by yrret: 10:51pm On Aug 19, 2016
Without these it can never be a Nigerian!

We change the rules; that's what is making most countries scared of us.
Autos / Re: Peace Mass Transit Conducts Tests For Drivers Following Rampant Road Accidents by yrret: 10:43pm On Aug 19, 2016
scholes23:


Lets not forget to add smoking too cos some drivers dey blaw like say tomorrow nor dey. Most of them even smoke before the journey cos they believe it will make them see better


Modified

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Autos / Re: Peace Mass Transit Conducts Tests For Drivers Following Rampant Road Accidents by yrret: 8:04pm On Aug 19, 2016
Na now FRSC know watin to do but first they should go and ask if they always have target.

Most transport companies are strive with target on their drivers and that can get them driving hurriedly.

To add with;

1) alcohol test

2) mental test

3) concentration test

4) smoking test

4) ...and other Nigeria test.

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Family / Re: My Husband Urinated While Sleeping by yrret: 8:02pm On Aug 19, 2016
When he stop kissing you, please do well to let us know too.

Ordinary urinate wey b normal thing. I'm sure sometimes you talk while sleeping.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Protest In Abuja By Nigeria Immigration 2000 (pic) by yrret: 7:50pm On Aug 19, 2016
movingforward:
Weapon of mass distruction?bros!

Yes na! U no how many 'nuclear, biological and chemical studies dey undergo?

U forget every Nigeria youth dey think deep than watin dey teach.

Example: if I enter class write 'REPRODUCTION' for board where your mind go go? grin grin
Politics / Re: Pics Of Dogara Deliberating With Other Senators After A Meeting Wit Buhari 2day by yrret: 6:12pm On Aug 19, 2016
Polithieves
Education / Re: Students Sponsored By Jonathan Graduate In Philippines - . PICS by yrret: 6:10pm On Aug 19, 2016
Beautiful. Congratulations to them.

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Politics / Re: Mobil, Relocate Your Headquarters To Akwa-Ibom Or… - Militant Group Warns by yrret: 4:43pm On Aug 19, 2016
MandingoXXX:


When Is The Album Coming Out?

Lolz. Nothing behind the statement o...
Politics / Re: Buhari To Rehabilitate 414 Grazing Reserve Centers Nationwide by yrret: 3:08pm On Aug 19, 2016
How did we get here?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Protest In Abuja By Nigeria Immigration 2000 (pic) by yrret: 2:27pm On Aug 19, 2016
Some even resigned from their jobs, while others borrowed cash just to make sure everything works out fine yet the government; after training this edible and gallant youths how to use weapon of mass destruction are pushing them to go home with heart filled sorrows and regret not minding the implications to the society.

Believe me; they will say no money to pay while the back doors remains wide open for their selfish interest.


How did we even get to this point?


Government is dynamic, I begin to wonder why this is different.

By the Time APC government finish with Nigeria, even the map of Nigeria won't be recognize.

I rest my case!

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Politics / Re: Mobil, Relocate Your Headquarters To Akwa-Ibom Or… - Militant Group Warns by yrret: 1:23pm On Aug 19, 2016
Osehnetworld:

n u fink u just made sense?

Abeg! Try to use pidgin next time if u no fit write English well.

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Celebrities / Re: Burial Of Omonike Ajile, Sunday Omobolanle Aka Aluwe's Mum (Photos) by yrret: 12:19pm On Aug 19, 2016
wadetaw202:


He held sway when you were in your mom's belly through the time you were a toddler. That was long before the age of standup comedy
femi4:
ki lomode e mo
adedayoa2:
maybe you weren't born when he started. Its a long time now dear, I remember one of his jokes about UNIPETROL. What do I know?




Mehn... If una still dey single reach now i go vex.
Politics / Re: Excited Women Hail Oshiomhole At Ikpoba Okha As He Passed By. Photos by yrret: 6:42am On Aug 19, 2016
Excited to see the state captain of APC for the last time before being voted out.

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Politics / Re: Mobil, Relocate Your Headquarters To Akwa-Ibom Or… - Militant Group Warns by yrret: 6:28am On Aug 19, 2016
Too much talk these days...

NDA talk with less action

NPF talk with no comprehension

APC talk with no future ambition

Masses are only talking with provocation

Still... Nobody thinks of any action.

Even animals are loosing their Passion

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Crime / Re: Prophet Offered Me N6,000 To Kidnap Sisters – Suspect (photo) by yrret: 6:26am On Aug 19, 2016
Ordinary 6k!

This guy get evil spirit from birth.
Can do and undo for just 500 naira.

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Politics / Re: Declare Niger Delta Republic, Face Treason, Police Tell Avengers by yrret: 6:23am On Aug 19, 2016
Both NDA and NPF are clowns over serious issues. Army never talk, NPF come dey show dem self. Mtchwww

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Celebrities / Re: Burial Of Omonike Ajile, Sunday Omobolanle Aka Aluwe's Mum (Photos) by yrret: 6:02am On Aug 19, 2016
I don't know him/her as a veteran actor.
Politics / Re: See What FUNAAB Students Did To A Thief Who Stole Tecno Phone During Protest. by yrret: 6:00am On Aug 19, 2016
During war, protest and fight thieves are always present to well manage the situation to suit their self quest.

E dey d guy blood! He should have fun with the aftermath.

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