₦airaland Forum

After POP there comes leave for as long as you can wait unti God come to your aid.

Many after 3years still dey flex the leave reach now...

Not all uniform men are bad perhaps selfish. Sometimes the society change their personality to worse. But for me, I'm always protected around them when I have the money.

White people sha....

In Nigeria that should have been a nice bush meat.

Wears for Ventilation.

Let's see your pic, we might know how to help from there.

Painful!! This kind cold weather they allow people's children sleep for outside, not even a provision for place to sleep atleast; to show the government cares and are ready to listen to their plight.

Would they have allowed their children if it was for a just cause as it is already?

Anytime one try to escape his mentality from Nigeria tragedy it falls back with one vexation news paraded by air, involuntarily.

I get am 'BEFORE' no be property!!

Lets form a forum or enact a law (not the polithieves forum o... or even that of the red and green-house) where it can be constitutional for any bogus lie by aspirant during campaigns to be an act of criminality.


Haba na!! Stadium for all the L.G.A?

Even Devil don dey humble for where Nigeria politicians dey lie... E too much abeg!!

They should all come out with same style of make up and dress, until then I'll make a choice. For now the best costume wins the face.

Everyone says different thing during sex ecstasy which are not always religious nor related.

I know a friend who usually curse the parents during that overwhelming state of mind.

Don't know if I should say congratulations considering the cry of the poor and how poorer they've become due to a cooperate way this government has subjected many to, with no remorse which still wouldn't have solved the issues.

Smh...

Just for the benefit of pretending to be one Nigeria;

I join to say Congratulations, Sir!!

Everybody with their specific operandi.

Good!

Let me know when he buys things to use for cooking

Just as I told a friend: Nigeria isn't mature enough to practice democracy.

They don't know its meaning

Even the stated is confusing.

A body which is growing in confusion by the day!

Listening to its heart, beating fast. gently I watch unguided with no aid from foe. Staring and standing in wallow confusion searching for its symptom online as tears couldn't be forced out my of eyes.

Conea goes dull, lagging hovers for it's stimuli to flow like speed. My eyes watch with joy without undisputed distraction.

Before I knew it; I just watch a rat die while typing on NL.

emeijeh:
Eyah.... Too bad.
Meanwhile,
Op said 17, but i see a 56 year old man.

Death dey make person old quick na.

Without these it can never be a Nigerian!

We change the rules; that's what is making most countries scared of us.

scholes23:
Lets not forget to add smoking too cos some drivers dey blaw like say tomorrow nor dey. Most of them even smoke before the journey cos they believe it will make them see better

Modified

Na now FRSC know watin to do but first they should go and ask if they always have target.

Most transport companies are strive with target on their drivers and that can get them driving hurriedly.

To add with;

1) alcohol test

2) mental test

3) concentration test

4) smoking test

4) ...and other Nigeria test.

When he stop kissing you, please do well to let us know too.

Ordinary urinate wey b normal thing. I'm sure sometimes you talk while sleeping.

movingforward:
Weapon of mass distruction?bros!

Yes na! U no how many 'nuclear, biological and chemical studies dey undergo?

U forget every Nigeria youth dey think deep than watin dey teach.

Example: if I enter class write 'REPRODUCTION' for board where your mind go go?

Polithieves

Beautiful. Congratulations to them.

MandingoXXX:
When Is The Album Coming Out?

Lolz. Nothing behind the statement o...

How did we get here?

Some even resigned from their jobs, while others borrowed cash just to make sure everything works out fine yet the government; after training this edible and gallant youths how to use weapon of mass destruction are pushing them to go home with heart filled sorrows and regret not minding the implications to the society.

Believe me; they will say no money to pay while the back doors remains wide open for their selfish interest.


How did we even get to this point?


Government is dynamic, I begin to wonder why this is different.

By the Time APC government finish with Nigeria, even the map of Nigeria won't be recognize.

I rest my case!

Osehnetworld:
n u fink u just made sense?

Abeg! Try to use pidgin next time if u no fit write English well.

wadetaw202:
He held sway when you were in your mom's belly through the time you were a toddler. That was long before the age of standup comedy

femi4:
ki lomode e mo

adedayoa2:
maybe you weren't born when he started. Its a long time now dear, I remember one of his jokes about UNIPETROL. What do I know?

Mehn... If una still dey single reach now i go vex.

Excited to see the state captain of APC for the last time before being voted out.

Too much talk these days...

NDA talk with less action

NPF talk with no comprehension

APC talk with no future ambition

Masses are only talking with provocation

Still... Nobody thinks of any action.

Even animals are loosing their Passion

Ordinary 6k!

This guy get evil spirit from birth.
Can do and undo for just 500 naira.