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Politics / Re: Just In: Oct Ist Independent Declaration Still Sacrosanct - NDA by yrret: 12:26pm On Aug 18, 2016
Unserious group of mental convention. They are only fighting for their pocket and not for Niger Delta people as claimed.

Channeling these energy towards fishing would do a lot better than expecting government to pay them cash anytime they wishes, leaving the others of same region who wishes not to or cannot handle violence.

Nonsense!

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Travel / Re: Rare Photo Of A Nigerian Billboard Ad, On The Stupidity Of Driving Fast/reckless by yrret: 1:14pm On Aug 16, 2016
Commercial drivers of today will hardly understand that write-ups.
Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala: I Said Governors, Not Jonathan, Lacked The Political Will To Save by yrret: 1:08pm On Aug 16, 2016
HungerBAD:
Lol

Seriously, hunger really bad!

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Education / Re: Igbinedion University To Expel 86 Bauchi Students, Read Reason Why by yrret: 3:00pm On Aug 15, 2016
Sometimes you open a thread feeling like writing something more tangible as part of contribution but you'd rather look at the empty page and ask if its necessary to type at all.

Especially, when the story looks sorrowful.

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Politics / Re: Fulfil Your Promise On Job Creation For Youth, NLC Tells Buhari by yrret: 7:20pm On Aug 13, 2016
Why do NLC search and cry for a dead statement among the present situation when they know fully well this administration had even forgotten when they made such speech.

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Crime / Re: Graphic Photo Of Fight Between Igbos And Hausas by yrret: 7:14pm On Aug 13, 2016
At what intensity can this religious bigot be sensitize on their perverted religious brain malfunction which has cause an increasing damage to unity and even human existence.

God! Show us to way to a private war to erase this mentality off the earth surface, humans are like animals to them, butchered when that evil spirit of unfriendliness befalls their thought.

How do we excaped this religious menace from this cannibalistic forceful distance brothers of our so called unity?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Presidential Aide Adu Dies In India by yrret: 6:34pm On Aug 13, 2016
Watin him go find there?
Romance / Re: Single Ladies Here Is A Tall Man For Grab, Hurry Now (Photo)!!! by yrret: 4:55pm On Aug 13, 2016
Orkpekyandega:

Oga Kalm down nw. Why u de insult ma bro. grin

I no know before na. E b like say na your bro be the Arrow of God wey I dey hear so o...
Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Stubborn Toaster by yrret: 4:50pm On Aug 13, 2016
That system no longer works effectively in Nigeria. Even an insane man does not trust a sane person to hold his/her property not for a sec, not to talk of a 'caja' lady.

With this present economy, na run go be the next agenda.
Religion / Re: My Favorite Atheist Memes by yrret: 4:44pm On Aug 13, 2016
bytemeister:


Lol that's really funny. Einstein didn't make that quote.

Mr.atheist, Does hell really exist?
Romance / Re: Single Ladies Here Is A Tall Man For Grab, Hurry Now (Photo)!!! by yrret: 4:32pm On Aug 13, 2016
This man is too long...!

Using a man as 'long' as this to stand in as a goal keeper during a football match will apparently cause fright within opponent.

Infact to score goal go be like to find oil for north east.
Celebrities / Re: Between Emeka Ike And A Mad Woman {pic} by yrret: 4:14pm On Aug 13, 2016
If not for the gnashing teeth of that man beside Emeka ike, I'd probably have concluded my thought on; why should emeka enjoys open relationship with his village gods in public.

To differentiate the guy thick blackness from the car darkness, be like to sieve salt from sand!

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Business / Re: Naira Crashes To N400/$1 At Parallel Market, Lowest Rate Ever by yrret: 11:04pm On Aug 04, 2016
Seriously, I don't have what to say. I only came here to comment and go away, watch simple sentence that are not handful by those who wish to occupy space due to itching fingers of making less concrete statement.

Finally I manage to occupy space by writing what peeps will take time to read and squeeze countenance and maybe sigh for those with aggressive manner of approach.


ThankGod we no longer use naira in this part of Nigeria.
"Back To Trade By Batter"



Modified: Let me go and change my dollars and see if I can buy Aso rock. Saving dollars is the best investment in this present administration.

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Business / Re: Dollars Climb To N390 Against The Naira by yrret: 12:23am On Aug 04, 2016
We now operate on 'Trade by Batter' in my community.

No more need for naira self.
Education / Re: FG Scraps HND, Set To Merge Polytechnics With Universities by yrret: 12:20am On Aug 04, 2016
Desperation for news these days is like digging for the devil's hole.

Feed me with your source, plz.. .
Education / Re: UNICAL Student, Adaeze Nnamani Dies After A Party by yrret: 6:50pm On Aug 03, 2016
Death does not Respect Beauty,

Does not respect Intelligence,

Not even Riches.

Oh! See what five letters has caused. Death!

Rest In Peace, Ada!!

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Politics / Re: Toyin Saraki With Michelle And Barack Obama At The White House. PIC by yrret: 6:34pm On Aug 03, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
Buhari no let Aisha travel.. wife duty things

Abi o
Politics / Re: Toyin Saraki With Michelle And Barack Obama At The White House. PIC by yrret: 6:28pm On Aug 03, 2016
Oh.....! I almost hit my toe, with rush thinking she was Aisha Buhari.

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Linda Ikeji’s Wikipedia Profile Changed By Troll by yrret: 1:35pm On Jul 31, 2016
Just checked. It is true!

But why such?!
Career / Re: Free CCTV And Wireless Practical Class This Weekend. by yrret: 11:33am On Jul 31, 2016
No venue.
Politics / Re: EDO 2016; APC Campaign Turns Into A Carnival. by yrret: 11:31am On Jul 31, 2016
Oshiomole turns entertainer.

How much does he collect for a show?
Politics / Re: Edo Guber Candidate Obaseki Steps Down For Pastor Osagie Ize-iyamu by yrret: 10:51pm On Jul 24, 2016
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Culture / Re: Masquerade Selfie With Two Pretty Ladies. by yrret: 10:49pm On Jul 24, 2016
I remembered those days we dare not come close to any masquerade, mere mention of it coming, everyone scamper for their lives.

Now you see how social media is making even spirits to pose for selfies?

In 2face's voice; " me I be human being o..."


Wait o...! Between the clothed monument and the girl on trousers, abi na leggings? Wey get kobo leg; which among them be the masquerade?

I'm kinda confuse...

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Politics / Re: Video: Man Shoots Himself In A Bet With Friend!! (graphic) by yrret: 6:25pm On Jul 24, 2016
A mad man is always a mad no matter the complexion!
Crime / Re: Pastor Who Was Stripped Unclad And Paraded Explains by yrret: 6:19pm On Jul 24, 2016
I do not expect him to openly accept what had transpire in such an event quickly. Things are really happening in which we get derail over what seemed to be the truth.

His side of story favours the air than the initial verse, if truly he was caught red handed by the people; of who I pick believe in; with taking pictures at every single occurrence, then they wouldn't have hesitated to take a pic of the lady and its environment of action.

The sacked Lady could be behind the nefarious front line.

But who knows what was going on between this sacked lady and the pastor?

As for the set up, I think its true, but between the pastor and the lady; there's more to unravel.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole To Ize-iyamu: You’ll Go To Jail First Before Probing Me by yrret: 5:53am On Jul 24, 2016
Why is oshiomole scared of pastor eze when APC is still incharge.?

Seems APC now have issues with trust.

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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Pranked On MTV Bigger Friday Show by yrret: 5:48am On Jul 24, 2016
It took that guy many hours to recover. At some point he felt like running off the stage.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See Big Python Killed Today At Ojo Farm by yrret: 12:29am On Jul 24, 2016
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Produced by Eze Ndigbo of Ikorodu and directed by Fulani herdsmen, 'THE PYTHON AND Mr.OJO'

Marketed and Distributed by O.j Productions, 33 Nnamdi Azikiwe street Idumota Lagos,
51 I weka road Onitsha and 3 pound Road Aba.........'THE PYTHON AND Mr. OJO'

Grab your copy now!!!!!!! grin
Culture / Re: 10 Things You Didn't Know About 'ORON' In Akwa-ibom State. by yrret: 11:16pm On Jul 23, 2016
saintkeppy:
. Saladighi nnda! Thank you bro' for ur observations.
*smiles* you remain the OP of this Topic. #Respect
I came across this topic late &i wish i could post or add something more revealin' about our unique tribe, right from the 1st page, thats why i took my time to follow & also counter any negative comments about my beloved tribe by highlighting the issues/challenges faced by our people for them to judge fairly devoid of bias or sentiments.
Before i joined this noble forum i thought of creating a topic like this about Oro Nation, History &its people with a well articulated maps &up-to-date pictures for the rest of the world to see. We might work out something more interesting on this later.

The fact is that we are minority with Great potentials thus, the envy from landlocked majority ethnic groups of our State. Thereby relegatin' us to the background. But sooner or later power will rotate to our side maybe in our generation &trust me, we will make good use of the opportunity when it comes cos we have been marginalize for too long.

Our present Oro leaders has failed us, personal interest over collective interest. None of them is as bold as our fore fathers, later the late Chief Anwana Esin, Senator Victor Akan etc of blessed memories.

I personally wish Oro Nation will be developed to standard, lest i forget, upgrade the only FG Institution, Maritime Academy to a University Status.

I am Progressive in nature. I love development to be spread equally across the length &breath of our dear State.

Ojei! Ojei!! Oro Ukpabang!

LONG LIVE ORO NATION

I am from the Oil&Gas province
I rep Mbo LGA &u?


I feel your rigidity and highly spirited Oro trait flowing through your blood stream. You are one of the rare gem Oro seek to have, to carry others along in that expository boat ride. 'Because we are minority doesn't mean we don't have voice'. Elders have so scold brainiac wishing to play sensitive roles which would have enable a growing future to stand with a united voice.

What the people of oro especially, youths, subconsciously seek for now; is an awareness on trends for developmental involvement. I will not say; they are suffering due to the neglect but they are totally 'oblivion' of some basic facts which would help to stall prospective smiles and self belonging.

Progressive is one thing, that would not depart from me.


Ojei! Ojei!! Ojei!!! Akpakip Oro!

A typical son of the soil. (Atak-Oro) Okobo LGA.terryedeth@gmail.com expecting your mail. We still have more to talk on...
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Superstitions? Like These Ones... by yrret: 4:05pm On Jul 23, 2016
oglalasioux:


Let me give you a little insight about Schrodinger's equation.

The equation states, correctly, that the subatomic particles that makes up everything can exist in more than one place at the same time. Experiments show this is true. So scientists argue that since subatomic particles are the building blocks of everything, then what they built up can exist in the same way.

The saliva you spitted out of your mouth is therefore still connected to you in the subatomic state. If it comes into contact with a disease, quantum mechanics prove that disease can affect you.

Also consider telepathy. When you hear a little voice it means someone far away is talking behind your back. This also is true. How does your GSM work? Or let us use a simple wireless microphone as an instance.

Our voices (and thoughts) radiate and flow into the atmosphere at 670 million miles per hour. So when you speak, it takes a second for your voice to reach as far as the moon and it continues to travel forever in all directions of the universe. The path the voice follows is electromagnetic waves. So if I have a magnet, it can attract your voice in real time and you can hear it loud through amplifiers. That's how microphones work and interestingly your GSM.

When you make a phone call to someone in USA, it's not the phone that took your voice there. Your voice is already radiating through the universe. The phone simply sifts the voice out of trillion others because you and the person you are talking to are on the same frequency.

I took time to explain this to you because that's how television works too. And shockingly, it's what our brains pick when we sleep which we know as dreams. People we call prophets and miracle workers just have the privilege of higher brain frequencies. When Einstein died, it was discovered that his brain was different. It's still in a jar at Princeton University.

Without messing with your belief, I must tell you that 90% of what religion do which we term miracles is actually solid science. The white people know but they won't just blow it up yet and expose religion because the existence of the state of Israel hinges on the belief that a being somewhere is controlling the universe. The contrary is the truth.


I love your immense and time taken details to put forward what you believe in. Just has anybody has right to live, so is the liberty in believing what we get convince about.

Everyman's reality boils down to his believe and faith.

Your Opinion though, (smh). 'Real men of God still have more works to do!'

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Culture / Re: 10 Things You Didn't Know About 'ORON' In Akwa-ibom State. by yrret: 2:54pm On Jul 23, 2016
saintkeppy:
. No 1 wants to be backward in development in anyway. Everybody if given chance/opportunity would wants to upgrade by all means. For instance, If a sitting Gov'nor/Govt. dosen't wanna channel development to ur area due to ethnic/tribal differences, inorder to facilitate Economic boom in ur area, what do u expect? You expect a local govt. chairman to spring a suprise by embarking on Capital projects with a very lean resources controlled by the Gov'nor? Uyo&IK is beautiful with good roads &other social amenities, it is due to Govt. Presence. There's no dual road linking Uyo to Oron Town except the FG East-West Rd from Eket.

Oron Nation is strategically located &blessed with abundant natural resources by God Almighty, but it requires Govt. to attract the right investors to the area by providing the enabling environment for them to thrive. Unfortunately this is missing in the entire Oro Nation.
The much publicized Ibaka seaport is still on the drawing board.

Oron Town museum at the water-front suitable for tourism is still underdevelop.

Fishing Terminals across the entire Oro Nation coastline is completely moribund.

There's no functional &covinient Ferry boat for the Calabar Marine transportation.

There's absolutely nothing the indigenes can do about it cos powers is not in their hands. We are only keepin' the faith &our finger crossed to see how events unfolds in the state.
Despite this, our indigenes have been able to distinguished themselves in education, biz, career Dev. &other fields of human endeavour!

LONG LIVE ORO NATION!


I have followed your analysis with keen interest. At a point I felt you were the Op. You took time to disintegrate addresses focus on this thread. Your 'pretty' vast knowledge towards issues of oron nation would be welcome by loving sons and daughters of the soil of who wish or long for informations to put their exquisitive urge to rest. Indeed, 'Oro' struggles, are always left on a grounds where no aid abound politically. What we are yet to understand, is the segregation by other ethnic groups of the state to be inclusive in developmental projects executed by the govt.

#ireporo.
Culture / Re: 10 Things You Didn't Know About 'ORON' In Akwa-ibom State. by yrret: 11:38pm On Jul 21, 2016
Getintouch2004:


Lol, that place make brain. With #500, you can own a girl for a week parole as a cadet.

This time; na win, u go win the girl. Lolz

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