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Kenneth Okonkwo is PERMANENTLY LIVING IN BONDAGE

chopnaira:
Kenneth Okonkwo Mocks Peter Obi Over The 7 Day Ultimatum Letter




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Watianoengineer:
Grandpa dey form 39. No wonder Peter Obi dey claim 60 so he go fit be president of anambra. Una Sabi lie for that side

when will you stop disgracing your entire generation? is it when you turn 86 like yourt grand pa in ASO ROCK

YOU JUST CHOP ONE WITCH LIKE THIS, AND YOU DON BECOME THE LIVING WITCH... CONGRATULATIONS, SENIOR WITCH.

omikel:
Good day Nairalander,
I will be brief with my story of how I conquered one of the cats that have been terrorizing us for years in our compound. If you like, call it ANIMAL CRUELTY, but if you read to the end, you will know what I have endured for long.
On this beautiful but hot evening, I wanted to go have my shower at the tap outside with the hope to cool my body temperature.
I felt something moved fast towards one edge of the boys quarter, my instinct doesn't deceive me, IT IS ONE OF THOSE UNCULTURED CAT that used to make irritating noise while mating behind our fence. I wouldn't know if they usually come from different places to have their usual DO THE DO at our backyard. I took no offence for them doing that because nature can not be cheated. But the problem is the noise at the wee hour of the night when one is supposed to be deep in sleep.
They will make different kind of Moaning like human and at times cry like a toddler whose biscuit was snatched by his elderly one, I don't know if anyone has had the kind of experience I am trying to narrate here.
But one of them ran into the hands of an angry man who the current situation on ground has made more angrier, like the yoruba will say "Ajá tó yó, kìí bá aiyo seré"
Na so I retreived back to my room to pick up my self defense tool any day (a matchet).
I tip-toed back and lay still in the dark with my touch light on the left hand and my thumb on its switch.
Cats are very sensitive and can see in the dark like tomorrow no dey, but na luck help me kill am this day "Oluwa lo funmi pa* 😁😁😁
Immediately I felt some movement again, my thumb was the first action taker on the switch of my Torchlight, gboa! Light everywhere, the cat's eye self is another version of Torchlight on me. But I summoned courage, it is either you die today or you escape and never come back to this vicinity.
We entered battle, I pursued the 'were' to one end where where it believe is an hiding place but there is no escape route except through where I was standing with my Torchlight beaming at it and it was gazing at me also. Who will make the first move?
I tricked it into believing I am tired, within a twinkle of an eye, I blinked the light by tapping the switch pim pim the mad cat want to run out of its enclave na so I matchetted it like a criminal who is about to steal phone through the window.
But to be sincere, the thing get power, with that one hit, I thought it will be dead, rather it make one hunch back style of defense, and began to make some buzz sound with its mouth and all its claws were sharply released out, na so I woos am the second time before it succumb to weakness and finally third hit made it surrender to alumuntu.

IGBO amaka... Igbo kwezuenu...
IGBOS are the pride of Africa.... you are free to argue with your ancestors.

Are you done?
Keep ranting.

God1000:
What a patriotic man, God will send his angels to protect Iranians tonight, trust me Donald trump will not succeed



The entire planet knows that trump is a lying, cheating, disgusting, maniacal and sociopathic 79-year-old spoiled demented toddler.

henrycloud:
This is a follow-up of the thread created by DrMB on medicines and their uses.

We often think of medicines as having only one specific usage, like Paracetamol for a headache or Insulin for diabetes. However, the world of medicine is far more versatile than that. Tramadol, for instance, has been found to be effective for delaying ejaculation. Studies are also considering it as an antidepressant.

When a drug is developed, it undergoes rigorous testing to obtain regulatory approval for a specific condition. However, once a drug is on the market, doctors often discover through clinical experience and research that it can effectively treat other conditions too.

Such usage is termed "off-label". It simply means prescribing an approved drug for a different condition than what it was approved for based on successful clinical evidence.

Here are the off-label uses for the medicines listed in the earlier thread:


50 Medicines & Their Common Off-Label Uses


1 Paracetamol for Patent ductus arteriosus (in neonates)
2 Amoxicillin for Lyme disease (early stage), Chlamydia in pregnancy
3 Omeprazole for Prevention of aspiration pneumonia during surgery
4 Loratadine for Chronic idiopathic urticaria (hives)
5 Amlodipine for Raynaud's phenomenon (cold-induced finger numbness)
6 Metformin for Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS), weight loss
7 Diazepam for Muscle spasms, alcohol withdrawal symptoms
8 Atorvastatin for Prevention of stroke in patients with normal cholesterol
9 Ciprofloxacin for Anthrax exposure, certain types of plague
10 Ranitidine for Hives/Urticaria (used alongside antihistamines)
11 Ibuprofen for Cystic Fibrosis (high doses to reduce lung inflammation)
12 Levothyroxine for Depression (as an "add-on" to standard antidepressants)
13 Clopidogrel for Prevention of clots during stent procedures
14 Albuterol for Hyperkalemia (critically high potassium levels)
15 Fluoxetine for Premature ejaculation, Bulimia Nervosa
16 Losartan for Marfan syndrome (to prevent aortic root dilation)
17 Doxycycline for Malaria prophylaxis, Acne Rosacea
18 Insulin for Calcium channel blocker or Beta-blocker overdose
19 Tramadol for Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS), Premature ejaculation
20 Pantoprazole for Prevention of NSAID-induced ulcers
21 Cetirizine for Atopic dermatitis (itching relief)
22 Warfarin for Prevention of recurrent transient ischemic attacks (TIAs)
23 Morphine for Dyspnea (shortness of breath) in palliative care
24 Escitalopram for Hot flashes associated with menopause
25 Furosemide for Hypercalcemia (high calcium levels)
26 Azithromycin for Gastroparesis (stimulates stomach emptying)
27 Prednisolone for Bell’s Palsy (facial paralysis)
28 Gabapentin for Hot flashes, Alcohol cravings, Fibromyalgia
29 Domperidone for Increasing breast milk supply (lactation induction)
30 Bisoprolol for Performance anxiety (stage fright)
31 Montelukast for Allergic conjunctivitis
32 Digoxin for Fetal tachycardia (administered to the mother)
33 Sertraline for Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD)
34 Metronidazole for Rosacea (topical/oral for skin inflammation)
35 Enalapril for Diabetic nephropathy (kidney protection)
36 Lorazepam for Nausea/Vomiting caused by chemotherapy
37 Rosuvastatin for Slowing the progression of atherosclerosis
38 Salbutamol for Prevention of exercise-induced bronchospasm
39 Allopurinol for Inflammatory Bowel Disease (to enhance other meds)
40 Clonazepam for Burning Mouth Syndrome, REM sleep behavior disorder
41 Tamsulosin for Helping pass kidney stones (medical expulsive therapy)
42 Famotidine for Severe allergic reactions (as an H2 blocker)
43 Methotrexate for Ectopic pregnancy (non-surgical management)
44 Hydrochlorothiazide for Calcium kidney stone prevention
45 Sildenafil for Pulmonary Arterial Hypertension (marketed as Revatio)
46 Levetiracetam for Status Epilepticus (off-label emergency use)
47 Betamethasone for Fetal lung maturation (given to mothers in preterm labor)
48 Ramipril for Reducing cardiovascular risk in high-risk patients
49 Mirtazapine for Insomnia (due to its strong sedative properties)
50 Aspirin for Preeclampsia prevention in high-risk pregnancies




Disclaimer
This is for informational purposes only. For medical advice or diagnosis, consult a professional. Never use any medication off-label without a prescription and supervision from a licensed medical professional.

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This is educative.

Segunbabba:
https://www.legit.ng/politics/1700566-tinubu-peter-obi-prominent-cleric-releases-prophecy-winner-2027-presidential-election/

The suffering is too much

Ayomid3h:
Full time draw

Correct score 2-2

Stake high and thank me later

leave the correct score but na Gala win or draw game be thius

Kaliningrad:
Source: Global FirePower (2026) [/b][/color]


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Are you sure the Nigeria 152 dey work? abi na just figure

nlfpmod:
https://thenationonlineng.net/why-i-killed-my-boss-by-apprentice/

And he's an ARSENAL FAN... Arsenal's are muderers reason why they won't win the EPL

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr9MGPjqeV0?si=0RWu_h3puzEq-knI



https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cq8gy8nexvdt

from PALACE to PRISON

fergie001:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1JkXZ5UNSr/

This one already know he will not make it except by rigging...
See his fufu face

why don't they sack the players too for poor performance? biased sports

let me check something fess.....
buh e be like say na true shaaaa

ontop wetin nah?
carry this your meaningless jargons comot for here jooor.

omoredia:
Inna Allaha ahaba al-'alamma hatha hatta bazala ibnahu al-wahida likay la yahlika kullu man yu'minu bihi bal yakunu lahu al-hayatu al-abadiyya.

Sometimes i wonder if you were born or molded,
Can you for once say something that your unborn children will be proud of when they hear it?
Just for their sake, please be reasonable for at least once in your life time.

Putindbutt:
Fubara will be the one to resign and not you. You have upheld the law so far but Fubara the stubborn fly is the one disobeying the law with executive recklessness. He has refused to allow the lawmakers carry on their constitutional duties in the state. If Fubara refuses to work with the legislature, then he has to go either by Impeachment or resignation.
Running to the President cannot save him. You're running to the same man that you refused to honor the peace deal you signed before him.

who will naija president capture?

JANUARY

geoworldedu:
Let's see who will take home my cash price of 5k.

Which month will City Overtake Arsenal on the EPL table?

1. December
2. January
3. February
4. March
5. April
6. May
7. Never

Note: It is the first overtaking we are talking about-first overtaking after playing the same number of games.

Let the answers keep flowing in.

you tried... let me monitor the space and i will join you later

guobe:
PAOK VS ATROMITOS HOME
RANGERS VS ABERDEEN HOME
CD SONSECA VS VILARRUBIA AWAY
GOODLUCK

Dear Mazi Donald Trump, when will it be zoo's turn?
let it be this January because this 'BABY STEP OF PAIN' is turning to adult steps of endurance.
Oh God of America, remember the zoo.

CyynthiaKiss:
Trump is not joking ..

Amoda should watch his back, because Trump is not stopping with Venezuela.. Report reaching us this evening stated he’s likely open Amoda”s case which is a welcome development by Nigerians ..

You can’t be a drug lord, and be leading a country..

This is not all about sovereignty, it’s all about returning peace and sanity to world politics..

God Bless The United States Of America!

Your level of ignorance is second to none.
just continue belittling yourself even in 2026.

Flangelo12:
Nobody would call it man knows man now.

Let it be from another tribe...

I HATE GUMI

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSAlalZPl8

Rev. Ladi Peter Thompson explains the historical role of Gumi in Nigeria from the late 90s into the early 2000s. He breaks down events that shaped the security and social landscape of the country.



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Jail or release NNAMDI KANU...
Enough of all these drama, this is not the main issue.
Bandits and Terrorists are walking freely, killing innocent citizens and some people are busy negotiating with terrorists.

We are busy discussing NNAMDI Kanu, let's pray the next victim of this notorious terrorists is not our relative.
Nigeria is on fire.
Nigeria is sitting on time bomb waiting for explosion.
Nigeria may soon become a history.
I drop my pen here.

Please house, what's the requirements for someone who wants to collect her NYSC exemption letter from her school and how much?
This person finished from PEACELAND UNIVERSITY, an affiliation to Abia state University, uturu.
Thank you.

Please when is the closing date for the registration of the CBT exam?

ezenwaez:
The Federal Government of Nigeria has released the CDCFIB Shortlist 2025 for the CDCFIB recruitment exercise into 4 major paramilitary agencies, the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS), Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC), Nigerian Correctional Service (NCoS), and Federal Fire Service (FFS).

This was disclosed by the Civil Defence, Correctional, Fire and Immigration Services Board (CDCFIB), the board charged with the sole responsibility of coordinating CDCFIB recruitment into the four paramilitary agencies namely the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS), Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC), Nigerian Correctional Service (NCoS), and Federal Fire Service (FFS).

In a statement endorsed by the secretary of the CDCFIB board Abdulmalik Jibril, applicants for the CDCFIB recruitment were advised to visit the official CDCFIB recruitment portal, https://recruitment.cdcfib.gov.ng from Thursday, 30th October 2025, to confirm their shortlisting status and access details of their CDCFIB exam.

According to the statement all applicants for the CDCFIB recruitment are to log on to the CDCFIB recruitment portal to check if their names are among the CDCFIB Shortlist 2025 and to view the CDCFIB exam date, venue, and time of their CDCFIB exam.

CDCFIB shortlisted applicants are advised to be observant and avoid falling prey to fraudulent individuals or websites claiming to provide assistance for CDCFIB recruitment.

Applicants shortlisted for the CDCFIB exam should only consume information released on the CDCFIB recruitment portal recruitment.cdcfib.gov.ng portal as this is the only trusted and verified CDCFIB recruitment portal.

CDCFIB reemphasizes its dedication to a transparent, unbiased, free and fair, merit-based recruitment process, assuring applicants that all stages of the CDCFIB recruitment exercise will be carried out in accordance with established standards.

Please when is the closing date for the CBT exam registration?
Because the link is not opening and other times, it will show "shortlisted candidate window is closed"
Please someone should help.
Thank you