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Which planet are you from?

Rayban25:
You dont have to swallow the lip gloss now oga.

When weather is dry and you sometimes use lip gloss do you swallow it?

Brostitute keep quiet dia.

abobote:
He actually thought he was still in Barcelona where he can do whatever he likes

Good he accepted his wrong and apologized

Calibrator:
People like that don't learn except through the hard way.. Last time someone tried this nonsense with me.


Switch on the generator, after a few minutes, switch off all appliances in your apartment, preferably with the changeover switch to be on the safe side, then go to your generator and rapidly use a star screwdriver to raise the output to the maximum, it will fry all electrical appliances in your neighbour's apartment.


It is not everything you leave to God or the government to judge, heaven helps those who help themselves!

You harsh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Zonefree:
You have nobody to help you but you have somebody to spread legs for .

When you were having unprotected sex from random people, what were you expecting? Plasma TV

Women should learn to take responsibility for their actions.

Says a man who is a saint...
Nonsense.

is your father wicked?

IyaebeTheGreat:
This man is short ooo. Short people and their wahala, I hope this will not be another bad omen for Abians because short people can be very wicked ehn.

including you and your generation? how dear your belittle your God given idea and might? you are a disgrace to your household, children born and unborn (IF MARRIED) AND TO YOUR GENERATIONS TO COME.

IgweOfNnewi:
If you are thinking about Tinubu you are wasting your time, no man born out of woman can unseat Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Jagaban the Eze-Chukwu of Igbo land

Tinubu and co, how many of your family members died amongst the 28?

LuvsBeautifl:
Source; https://gazettengr.com/28-people-died-in-2023-election-but-800-in-2011-president-elect-tinubu/

Wicked fools.
look at their ugly faces without shame.
i dislike Nigeria Police, just 1% is reasonable the remaining 99% are all beasts.

chokekachy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OsHjCj6K0U



https://twitter.com/Princemoye1/status/1645818642200682499?t=SGE2MGhCC0v-P_jDKueC6A&s=19

PREVIOUS THREAD:
https://www.nairaland.com/7647551/police-officer-captured-harassing-man#122419894

Shhiiiiiiiiiii.
Liar, you knew you never deleted.
Why was it in your vault if you thought you have deleted it.
Just go to court to seek redress if you don't like the looks on your family face.

UYEMDO35:
I got an urgent call and i left my phone at home on getting to were I was going, l later discover that I didn't go with my phone......
On returning home the were everyone at home were looking at me was kind of strange... I never knew my younger brother knows d pin on my phone... I was kind of shocked when he told me that mum wanted to make an urgent call and she has no airtime
on her phone so dey decided to make use of my phone.... I don't even know what prompt my younger brother to open my (vault) how he got the password of my phone is still strange to me....
Immediately he got access to the (Vault) he open all d porn video and shouted as soon as he saw it..... That prompt and called the attention of everyone and now everybody are on my neck.

My brother don spoil my package....... Me that dey all know as Pastor.

Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Right now, am still looking at my brother, I don't even know what to do to him.....

Go and check who owns an orphanage and has just raped two girls in the orphanage and has been remanded in the correctional center.
Fat Pig.

CXLVII:
Just check the names of those making comments and you will arrive at a conclusion!

Never seen pained and bitter souls in my entire existence!

Why I so much believe the research that, these lots are the offsprings of the demons God banished from heaven, and fell into River Niger, later to settle in Onitsha and started procreating

Says by a mad man like you...
Anuofia

N3TRAL:
Chude, or whatever his name is, remains a suspect.

He will be charged to court and will be eventually sentenced for cyber crimes.

Bail isn't discharge and acquittal- facts

Haaaa...
See our seasoned comedian wan leave us japa ooo.
Bros abeg never vahmouse o, some of us they strong today sake of your comedy sorry your indaboski shawoline display o.

Are you one of the Duped, Dupee or Duper?

Emmy000seun:
You are wrong with your assumption, crime knows no tribe..pls be guided..

how much is your 1TB external hard drive?
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How much and your location?

SupaBoy:
1 month old Xiaomi Redmi Note 11 Pro for sale

Broh, where's your location?
I'm interested in the programming training

Lalami3232:
Thank God say I be I.T personnel oooooo, else I for suffer premium suffering. For 3weeks now, I've been working from home.



I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Oga instead of you to go do yahoo, go and learn programming and thank me later"

Did he win first term?

Freshtruth:
. Uzordima thinks he does not need the people votes again time will tell if uzordima wins 2nd terms then we should cancels the Inec and elections in this country

Your hatred will only take you to your early grave, maybe your unborn children won't even know you.
Grow up bra and stop hating, it won't do you any good but hurt you the more.

Aufbauh:
This reminds me of Nnamdi kanu's Biafra passport to nowhere!

Ellu P 74, Ellu P 75 to where kwanu? Maybe supreme court!

even at this, we will still vote APC & Sanwo-olu out.
Labour Party is the real deal.

2mch:
The impounded vehicles have been released since before Presidential.

Okada remains banned.

Lagos does not have issue of unpaid pension like in Anambra for instance which is months or years.
Your other stories are also fake.

INEC and confusion are 5&6.... "Gende" APC "Party" M
Who swear for these people?

politicoNG:
https://twitter.com/inecnigeria/status/1632873381199593473?t=6GedqoCTBdao6ZIVcbgvQw&s=19



They are to be presented with Certificates of Return today.

says by another pig

kestolove95:
Our new senate president should be Akpabio nothing should go dot Nation people , they should go meet Peter Obi let him make them senate president or speaker..

#22,000 after tax and pension in 2017 to late 2018 as a graduate o

SMJay:
My first Salary was 11,000 Naira for a month an equivalent of $14.6 as at 2011


How much was your first salary and which year? 😊

INEC please use transfer and handle the expenses.... The cash policy is for everyone, INEC is not exempted

Jeweltz:
We have been conditioned to believe that sex will keep a man glue and obsessed about you. No.

I read a thread yesterday of a man dating a single lady who's denying him sex, but the man doesn't still leave her. See that .

Men are wired differently. A man will beg you for sex for many days and immediately you open your leg, he run away after hitting it and stop giving you attention that you deserve. Before you open your leg at all, make sure he's obsessed and his brain programmed to the thought of you alone. This is not difficult provided you don't show him how much you love him. Make him do the chasing. Men like that won't leave you.

There was a guy who was on my case. I like him. But I know Nigerian men. They'll use you once they see you're in love with them. I hoard my love and I told him no sex. No amount of convincing worked. And he was always on his toes making sure he doesn't deviate from showing me love and care.

But still, most of our men are liars and could be getting the sex somewhere else.
That's why a woman should close her leg until you know that he will marry you. Don't fall for their lies

Shey you know say you dey play?
Just dey play.

Jennyclay:
You're indeed a stingy man... so you don't want a girlfriend because you don't want to spend on her .


Incase you don't know, no lady would want to stay with a stingy man.... so if you are avoiding ladies because of common billing, you will still spend when you eventually want a girlfriend. You can't escape it. Keep running!

Biko, this is a new year, you men should learn to spend on your girlfriend/wife. Don't tight your hands.

Akagum!

Na Dem...

Thanks broh

hartson:
Yes,slide into facebook find PH teachers and nurses group and join.lots of advert about teaching vacancies there.

Please is there any teaching vacancy in any school in portharcourt?
I am seriously interested.
Please Nairalanders, i need response.
Thanks

TayehJiboluwa:
God is going to elevate you and promote you soon in that company/organization, so you'll be at your director's level or be close to it. You need to build yourself up, build your relationships/network within the organization, and work harder. Put in extra effort in your work with the organization. Work on your relationships in the organization.

Thank you sir

Good morning sir,
I'm here again to bother you with my dream.
I had a dream last night where i found myself been close to my director, wife & other relatives.
So, in that dream they built a new mansion which they furnished and I was in that same house as a family friend so close like never before, infact I was the only person moving around freely & talking with my boss & family while others were not given same level of attention.
Later, I was taken to the guest rooms to be shown but there were not furnished but some mobile men & civilians were all there to see the rooms too.
Before this dream, I had in same dream where my director's wife sent something to her husband on our official office Whatsapp platform for approval & purchase and later realized that the items were not complete so she called and informed me about it, I then asked her how she is going to handle it which she said, no nce it's approved, she will hold on and raised the remaining item later for approval.
Note that my director's wife is also our executive director, so we all work in same facility.
Please help me interpret this dream.
Thank you sir.

This is pure politics of bitterness.
These 5 failed governors should stop making themselves relevant.
If them like, let them change Ayu's name to Ayu wike Ortom, ikpezu, makinde or what ever, Ayu will not resign.
Failed leaders

Symphony007:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/11/07/pdp-g5-benue-road-leading-to-ayus-house-named-after-wike/

Thank you and God bless you sir

TayehJiboluwa:
This dream is from multitudes of business. But for her to give birth in the dream prior to your wedding means your wife to be is blessed and fruitful.