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Family › Genotype Changes From Aa To As by Yseone(op): 10:26am On Sep 28, 2021
Dear Nairalanders, please i will be brief on this as i need your advice and suggestions.
I am a young man who has been planing to settle down with the girl i have prayed for over 3 years for God to reveal toe if she's my wife and i her husband, God actually answered that prayer and showed us both that we are meant for each other.
Fast forward to 2019, while we were chatting via WhatsApp, I asked her for her Genotype and she said it's AA, after about 5months or so, I asked her again claiming to have forgotten just for me to be so sure, she sent the results to me again showing AA for the two times she had ran the test, then she asked me for mine and i told her it's AS because i knew this right from when i got admission to higher institution and secondly when i got my first job because media l was conducted and this was between 2008 and 2016 same thing with her.
Just last month we approached the church to officially inform them about our intentions to get married and we were scheduled to run a test in a military hospital in PortHarcourt, which we did and the result came out last Sunday and the church called me to come collect the result after Sunday service, brethren lo and behold, our results came out AS & AS���� and I quickly called her to rerun her test again in Enugu where she base and yesterday, the result came out AS again.
I was shocked as the girl broke down I'm tears. It has not been easy on both of us, Marriage list has been collected and I'm about to pay the bride price.
Please i need advice as somethings have already been done concerning this marriage
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Family › Genotype Issue by Yseone(op): 9:36am On Sep 28, 2021
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Christianity Etc › Re: Prayer Points On Today's Open Heavens:tuesday, September 28,2021 by Yseone(m): 9:29am On Sep 28, 2021
Amen
Health › Genotype Issue by Yseone(op): 9:01am On Sep 28, 2021
Dear Nairalanders, please i will be brief on this as i need your advice and suggestions.
I am a young man who has been planing to settle down with the girl i have prayed for over 3 years for God to reveal toe if she's my wife and i her husband, God actually answered that prayer and showed us both that we are meant for each other.
Fast forward to 2019, while we were chatting via WhatsApp, I asked her for her Genotype and she said it's AA, after about 5months or so, I asked her again claiming to have forgotten just for me to be so sure, she sent the results to me again showing AA for the two times she had ran the test, then she asked me for mine and i told her it's AS because i knew this right from when i got admission to higher institution and secondly when i got my first job because media l was conducted and this was between 2008 and 2016 same thing with her.
Just last month we approached the church to officially inform them about our intentions to get married and we were scheduled to run a test in a military hospital in PortHarcourt, which we did and the result came out last Sunday and the church called me to come collect the result after Sunday service, brethren lo and behold, our results came out AS & AS���� and I quickly called her to rerun her test again in Enugu where she base and yesterday, the result came out AS again.
I was shocked as the girl broke down I'm tears. It has not been easy on both of us, Marriage list has been collected and I'm about to pay the bride price.
Please i need advice as somethings have already been done concerning this marriage
Your advice please.
Phones › Re: Cost Of 1Gb Of Data In Every Country by Yseone(m): 1:10pm On Sep 09, 2021
ValCon888:
India has the cheapest data cost in the world.
No wonder those Indian men on Facebook like asking for naked pictures and sex videos.

With their tiny red preek like baby carrot.
Do you know that am an INDIAN?
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Is Leaving Barcelona by Yseone(m): 7:15pm On Aug 05, 2021
Deathforall:
LATEST NEWS | Leo #Messi will not continue with FC Barcelona
It's official..
Goodbye Leo
Goodbye Messi
Goodbye GOAT
We all @fcBarcelona will miss you
Events › Re: Scots Couple Wed, Ditch Clothes And Invite Island Goat As Only Guest by Yseone(m): 5:43pm On Aug 04, 2021
mardis:
The photographer nko
How on earth do you expect a photographer to appear on a wedding picture?
Politics › Re: British High Commission Officials To Meet Nnamdi Kanu In Detention by Yseone(m): 2:41pm On Aug 03, 2021
Am sure the bastards that adopted you are animals and adopted an animal?
Pig�
OyigboUpdate:
They should just waste this animal called Nnamdi Kanu. They should hang him to death
Investment › Re: CBN To Launch Own Digital Currency October 1 by Yseone(m): 8:02am On Jul 26, 2021
Nonsense and ignorant looters and thieves.... useless country called shithole . to hell with these motherfuckers.

Smatkomo:
he Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has announced that it will launch the pilot scheme of its digital currency by October 1, 2021.

The CBN announced this during a webinar on Thursday as it presented its digital currency initiative to stakeholders.

The information technology director for the bank, Rakiya Mohammed, disclosed that CBN had been researching since 2017 to develop and adopt the digital currency.

The project called ‘GIANT’ will run on the hyper-ledger fabric blockchain, an open-source project for developing blockchain-based products, solutions, and applications used by private enterprises.

Ms Mohammed said the bank might conduct a proof of concept before the end of this year.

During the presentation, the CBN stated that about 80 per cent of central banks worldwide were currently entertaining the possibility of issuing “central bank digital currency” (CBDC), and Nigeria could not be left behind.

The financial regulatory institution maintained that the digital currency’s launch would include and allow macro-management and growth and cross-border trade facilitation.

In addition, it will also give room for financial inclusion, monetary policy effectiveness, improved payment efficiency, revenue tax collection, remittance improvement, and targeted social intervention.
The CBN initiative came as countries across the globe have shown interest in adopting the trade of digital assets.

African countries with officially recognised digital assets include South Africa with the digital Rand and Ghana’s e-cedi.

https://techglidar.com/2021/07/25/cbn-set-to-launch-digital-currency-before-2022/
Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju To Obi Cubana: You Will End Up In Jail Like Hushpuppi by Yseone(m): 6:30pm On Jul 18, 2021
Goan wash it for him, attention seeker.

nairavsdollars:
I agree with him. The guy's hands are not clean
Romance › Re: The First Surprise Birthday I've Ever Gotten by Yseone(m): 9:26pm On Jul 07, 2021
I'm wondering where you have left your senses and good conduct.
Do you think every girl is like your low-life wife/girlfriend or sister?
Try get sense even if na old one.
Tufia.

lilvicky68:
Ok..thanks for showcasing your babe.. in short OP lemme tell you what you don't know.. don't feel too special. Your girlfriend is just sowing a little seed..by the time her birthday reaches and you don't do something bigger for her..you will see her true colors then..you better start saving towards it from now..
Politics › Re: South-South Leaders Berate Buhari Over "Dot In A Circle" Statement by Yseone(m): 5:51am On Jun 15, 2021
Why do you forget in a hurry?
Have you forgotten that without that dot ., Your so called circle⭕ is useless?
Are you aware that any sentence without a dot. is incomplete?
Bigot, Think deep.
Pig, grow up.
chrisvic007:
This is what Buhari meant: that dot in the circle below has no way out. It can only revolve within the circle. If you ask me, I think Buhari hit the nail on the head. Op, all this is self consolation.
Politics › Re: Access To Twitter Denied From Nigeria Cyberspace - BBC Reports by Yseone(m): 11:03am On Jun 05, 2021
This one has been brainwashed and your brain has been exchanged with that of a cow...

Continue in your perpetual suffering.

CilicMarin:
Nigeria Corporate Existence Is Bigger Than A Twitter Platform That Promotes Terrorism.

I stand With Mr. President...and urge other African President To Take A Cue From Nigeria.

Could twitter had allowed late Osama Bin Ladin to tweet violence against the unity of America without sanctions? Whose interest is Twitter promoting in Nigeria?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Applied For 188 Jobs On Linkedin, No One Clicked. I'm Done Searching! by Yseone(m): 11:21am On Jun 02, 2021
Abraham waited for 75 years and God finally promised him a child and he had to wait for another 25years making it 100years before he got Isaac, The 189th might give you the job.
Think deep

Barbiturate:
Within a year, I've applied for 188 jobs on LinkedIn. Some I was called for test and interviews, some I was never called. None of them gave me a job. There are some I applied via mail, not LinkedIn "easy apply"......so it should be over 200.

The last one was with a Yoruba company in Lagos. I applied via LinkedIn. I passed through 3 interview processes. The 4th was with the MD/CEO( Yoruba aged and titled man). He practically told me I am omo ibo(ibo man) and that I don't have the passport.

I'm officially done searching for jobs!!!
I'm throwing in the towel!
Sports › Re: Sergio Kun Aguero Joins Barcelona on two-year deal by Yseone(m): 3:25am On Jun 01, 2021
Business › Re: I Just Opened My Piggy Bank ! by Yseone(m): 10:04pm On May 31, 2021
Please what's the investment all about?
A brother is interested in it.
Thanks

Virus99:
Lol I invested the money already... infact the investment yielded 2.5k today already.

So ama start dropping 1k everyday inside it till December 31st...insha Allah smiley
Crime › Re: Olive Ize-Iyamu: UNIBEN Student Missing In Lagos After 'Leaving Home To Cook' by Yseone(m): 5:53pm On May 25, 2021
i don't want to wish you evil but if this happens to your loved one or daughter or son, i don't think you will even have the strength to type this rubbish. at your age, i think you should be reasonable even for a minute and stop been a wasteful creature. bastard.
Johnwicka:
HOLLY GRAM cool SHE IS SO DAM CUTE AND SOFT.. I KNW SHE IS IN A GUY'S HOUSE GRIDDING SOME D*CK NOW.. WAT A LUCKY GUY HE IS.. 4 HOLLY GRAM SAKE WEN WILL MINE COME.. WTF MAN
Politics › Re: We Are Committed To One United Nigeria – South-East Governors by Yseone(m): 8:29pm On May 21, 2021
Health › Strange Growth On My Private Part by Yseone(op): 6:09pm On May 13, 2021
Dear Doctors in the house, I bring you greetings from my heart.
Please I kindly request for your advice and solution.
Just recently, I noticed this strange Growth on My Private Part, overtime I have been eating it and each time I shave, the shaving Bic usually cuts it to bleed and thereafter I will apply "VISITA-PLUS" but there has not been any improvement via the cure.
Please I need your candid advice on this.
What could cause this growth and what is the remedy or cure for this as I'm always worried each time I see it.
A stitch in time saves nine...
Please am worried.
Help a brother.
Thanks

Politics › Re: Wike: No Amount Of Attacks Will Make Rivers State Succumb To Secessionist Agenda by Yseone(m): 6:27pm On May 09, 2021
NyamiriFlathead:
go meet wike and tell him that nonsense
Go meet the ungun men known and tell them this nonses
Politics › Re: Wike: No Amount Of Attacks Will Make Rivers State Succumb To Secessionist Agenda by Yseone(m): 6:24pm On May 09, 2021
NyamiriFlathead:
Wike is a real man, any ipigidiots or esn terrorists that want to destabilize you state must be sent to their creator like that bastard, ikongo or ikonso whatever
Says by a man who's parents were given birth by abortion.
Spits
Crime › Re: Igbariam Attack: Fulani Herdsmen Accused Of Killing COOU University Students by Yseone(m): 8:28pm On Apr 26, 2021
You are a Big Fat Foooooooooooooooooooool

Officialgarri:
Fulani herdsmen? grin grin grin. This is a joke.

Even a madman knows about the series of coordinated attacks by some fools taking orders from a monkey in UK.

Tagging herdsmen in this is not only cheap but too stale.
Investment › Re: Why PayPal was Banned in Nigeria and how it Works. by Yseone(m): 9:30am On Apr 22, 2021
how do i go about creating or opening a Paypal account?
Family › Re: My Husband Compared Me To Another Woman by Yseone(m): 9:20pm On Mar 20, 2021
You worst pass the woman husband sir

Fahdiga:
Instead of you to work on your shortcomings and be better than those he compares you with you are here nagging.
Health › Re: Is This Pregnancy For Me? by Yseone(m): 7:39am On Feb 26, 2021
This Guy, you not just get chill for this hommie. just be calming down maybe next time he will call you to partake.

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Tolexander:
Please don’t disturb us.

When you where knacking, enjoying yourselves and the orgasm, you didn’t call on anyone here to come and partake
Politics › Re: APC Plans To Pair Jonathan With El-Rufai For 2023 Presidential Ticket - SR by Yseone(m): 9:40pm On Feb 15, 2021
ProfessorBerlin:
Nothing concern me. Madrid made my day yesterday. I won 2.7 million naira.
ProfessorBerlin:
Nothing concern me. Madrid made my day yesterday. I won 2.7 million naira.
ProfessorBerlin:
Nothing concern me. Madrid made my day yesterday. I won 2.7 million naira.
Weldon, Lie Mohammed
Celebrities › Re: Jojo, Craze Clown's Fiancée Post-Baby Body (Photos) by Yseone(m): 7:16am On Feb 10, 2021
na so your wife, sisters, daughters go black. so shut your gutter called mouth.
Ayo2004:
See as belle black...tufiakwa! grin
Family › Re: My Wife Has Been Wearing My Shirts by Yseone(m): 7:11am On Feb 10, 2021
Start wearing her dress � even her every every too.
vybzkartel:
My wife has been wearing my shirts and I hate it it
I have warned her but she is not putting a stop
How do I stop her?
Business › Re: CBN: Why We Banned Cryptocurrency In Nigeria by Yseone(m): 10:33am On Feb 08, 2021
They should come and ban Pool & other betting system too
Politics › Re: Posters Ordering Herdsmen To Vacate Surface In Eleme, Rivers And South East by Yseone(m): 10:21am On Feb 08, 2021
The problem you have us that you don't think before you talk, rather you talk before you think & that's why you're where you are today.
#Shame to your generation because they would come to hear you tell them these shirts.

Jones4190:
just to remain you that during this years the yorubas didn't complain of been marginalized, the north central didn't complain of been marginalized. one female minister use over 200m to buy bullet proof car just imagine that happening under bubu adminstration
Phones › Re: Today Is NIN-SIM Linking jDeadline; Have You Done Yours? by Yseone(m): 8:39am On Jan 19, 2021
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Politics › Re: List Of Senator Orji Kalu's Achievements In Abia North By Benjamin Kalu by Yseone(m): 8:09pm On Jan 12, 2021
SilverNorGold:
Lol.. All in an attempt to become President? NEVER! 2023 is for the SW! No amount of blackmail, threats, image laundering and propaganda can change THIS FACT! I wonder why this man has failed to understand that Nigerians are NOT YET READY for a South East Presidency..

Again, NO AMOUNT of political gimmicking and quantum tunnelling can TRANSMIT your presidential ambition THROUGH this barrier! Even APC chairmanship NO SURE sef! grin

Anyway, no harm in trying.. cheesy

God bless Nigeria.
Speaker SW weldon sir...
we in SW are we ready?
has the NW & NC agreed to hand over to you Mr speaker??

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