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that one na their big bucket of tea...... them dey do testing testing with each other....nansense..

left for me I think the best punishment for the masquerade is to make sure it doesnt remove its costume. even if its sentenced to life imprisonment, it will put on the costume till it dies.

go to a computer guru to create a receipt for you using an old receipt.

anyone dat needs to get to a place urgently will open the gate. and the one with no urgency will close it.

all Naija network, guilty as charged.

looool. e get as u go look am e go be like say na akpako d babe dey knack d dog (transgendered)

lol. OP abeg collect one drip for chemist wey dey near you. u no well at all....

ok, I will invite him to a meeting wit my kids.

INTROVERT:
Abia

his one you dey laf, e be like say na your state.......na my state shaa...i no go deny am, the OP is right too. poor governance has trailed us since the creation of the state. the only governor that did great for us was the late military governor.... Ike Nwosu. RIP sir.

my brother silence is the best anger for a nagging wife.....it is also the best recipe for anger...... 'walk away in most daring situations'...

why wont they produce condom when the cannon on their logo looks like d*ck.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Why are you asking "who remembers", like it's some old device?
For you information, people still use it in schools both secondary and tertiary institutions. [/color]

helo miss, pls learn to read through before attacking..... did U skip the second line? pls go back and read...

was going through my old stuff and found dis lovely piece.

i know its still in vogue but I cant help but flash back to the days in senior secondary wen dis wonderful instrument saved the day.

it was the only scientific calculator that went to art exams. it had the tendency to carry definitions and small key points that became handy in the exam hall. it also had inbuilt equations and formulas.. plus the leaflet attached to the cover that also helped ease tension in the exam hall. the funny tin is dat most teachers didnt know wat was going on, or why we come into the hall wit calculators....


so, let me hear our take on this...

Vivipop:
This reminds me of the 2009 riot/protest over increament in school fees. Opi junction was blocked, and at the end our voices were heard. I hope their voices will be heard again this time. Nigeria shames me sometimes.

hope say U pay Ur reparation fee...

READER'S DISCRETION!

A young man in Guangdong Province was caught in the act of eating feces out of a toilet in a public restroom.

According to Chinese media reports, a female reporter was informed by a local citizen that there was a man in a particular public toilet who “ate poop.” When the reporter went to investigate, she indeed found a young man with his head in the bowl of a toilet vigorously munching on something.

Freaked out, the reporter ran outside, but waited to speak with the man when he emerged. She asked him what he had been doing, and he replied, “I was eating poop.” He further claimed that women’s poop was “more delicious” than men’s.


Locals say that the man had recently moved to the neighborhood, but had been caught doing the same thing at a public toilet near his previous residence too. They said the man was known in the area and that the locals and people who used the public toilet were all afraid of him.

It’s not known what happened to the man after his encounter with the reporter, but mental health experts have pointed out that his strange behavior may be due to some untreated mental or emotional issue.

pls he should come to my area. alot of poop to chop.

The Nigeria coach has listed the players that would form the fulcrum of his domestic side for next month's Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers
Nigeria coach Stephen Keshi has dropped goalkeeper Chigozie Agbim from his list of players called up from the domestic league ahead of next month's Africa Cup of Nations qualifier against Chad.

Agbim, a regular under Keshi in his previous spell in charge, had always been criticised. Keshi has now overlooked the Gombe United man instead preferring Daniel Akpeyi, Chidiebere Eze and Ikechukwu Ezenwa in goal.

Sunshine Stars’ goalkeeper Ezenwa expressed joy at his invitation to the Super Eagles for the first time since 2008 and stated his determination to make his return noteworthy.

“I don’t know what to say than that I am extremely happy. I have been looking forward to this opportunity and I am glad that it has eventually come. I will strive to do my best in camp,” Ezenwa told Goal.

All the players have been told to report at the Bolton Hotel Apartments, Wuse, Abuja on Tuesday, 19th May, 2015.

THE FULL LIST

Goalkeepers: Daniel Akpeyi (Warri Wolves); Ikechukwu Ezenwa (Sunshine Stars); Chidiebere Eze (Gabros International)

Defenders: Solomon Kwambe (Warri Wolves); Chibuzor Okonkwo (Gabros International); Idris Aloma (Enyimba FC); Chima Akas (Sharks FC); Nelson Ogbonnaya (Heartland FC); Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves); Chinedu Udoji (Enyimba FC); Samuel Olabisi (FC Taraba); Kunle Odunlami (Sunshine Stars)

Midfielders: Nathaniel Joseph (Sharks FC); Michael Egbeta (Warri Wolves); Rabiu Ali (Kano Pillars); Igbinoba Esosa (Nasarawa United); Moses Ekpai Ubong (Kano Pillars); Henlong Charles (Giwa FC)

Forwards: Mfon Udoh (Enyimba FC); Gbolahan Salami (Warri Wolves); Ibrahim Shaibu (Giwa FC); Joe Omale (Dekina Dragons); Stanley Dimgba (Warri Wolves); Ezekiel Mbah (Kano Pillars); Onoriode Odah (Enugu Rangers); Azeez Shobowale (Kano Pillars)



TECHNICAL CREW

HEAD COACH: Stephen Keshi

ASSISTANT COACH: Salisu Yusuf

GOALKEEPER TRAINER: Ike Shorounmu

BACKROOM STAFF: As constituted during the last international friendly against South Africa in Nelspruit on Sunday, 29 March, 2015.

source: www.goal.com

From her twitter name 'jane_Aloud' U would know how she responded to d guys request prompting the guy to do his charity.... Well, na Ghana wey e happen...

If not India, where else?

She can relocate to sahara desert....plenty sand to chop.

a weevil commonly known as the 'Mango seed weevil' (also known as mango stone weevil, mango weevil)..we used it to make mobile phone prior to the advent of mobile phones. by placing dem inside floater papers and allowing dem to make chipping sounds.....lol

SAMBARRY:
Wetin them wan take im sperm do . Their mates (deziani, okonjo iweala etc) are stealing billions of naira here in Nigeria these ones are extorting sperm from an unknown

Lol! Dem wan tek am start yogurt business.

Lovebond34:
lolzzz...#bringbackhissperm

From Vaginmbissa forest?

bigtt76:
Lol those women go now born Xenophobes

Lol! Unwellness dey worry U.

A man was kidnapped at gunpoint in South Africa and molested by three women who collected his semen in a cool box before abandoning their victim - and the method is part of a growing trend.
The 33-year-old man gave the women directions when they pulled up in a black BMW. Suddenly, one of the women armed with a gun got out and forced him into the back of the car at gunpoint.
The trio then drove him 500km away and fondled him in the back of the car but he did not become aroused, so they forced him to drink an 'unknown substance' from a bottle to aid him.
They then molested the man repeatedly and collected his semen in plastic bags, placing them in a cooler
box. The man was then kicked out of the car, 500 km away from where they picked him up in the Kwazakhele township, Port Elizabeth, and made off with the stolen sperm.
The exact same method is being used by women in Gauteng, who are also forcing men to drink from a bottle and stealing their semen but no arrests have been made.
Sowetan Live reports that Constable Mncedi Mbombo said:
'As he was busy pointing out the directions, one lady came out and pointed a gun at him and forced him into the car.
'They drove into a thoroughfare 500km away. They parked the car and fondled him to get an erection but his peen could not get erect. They then forced him to drink an unknown substance from a bottle. This got him aroused quickly even though he was still scared and didn't want to have sex.
This is really confusing to us because we have never heard of such a thing before. The man was fully conscious throughout his ordeal and he is still traumatised.'
Police have now opened a rape investigation.

Source: www.naijapals.com

pasqal09:
Oga, she likes your assistant and not you. You should tell your assistant to stop showing you the messages from her and if he doesn't like her, he should ask her to stop.

so on point dude.... this Oga self no mature to carry dis kyn tin come here, no wonder the babe reject you.....face your job biko..
I dont want to here anoda story where a man killed anoda man, killed the girl causing trouble , and killed himself..

if am to throw blames, then I will throw it to the dumbass knuckle head babes that allow their boyfriends to film their sextape and even send unclad pix to them....I dnt pity dem whenever I see their stupid naked self....

even GEJ knew himself to be a disaster, dats why he voted GMB in his polling unit...

may it be unto the OP as he has posted...

BeautEVIL woman....

he looks more like a heavy weight to me...I hope he understands that Floyd aint a heavy weight, he should go for Vladmir or Haye, his match.

The armed robbers are learners.

Reminds me of an episode of papa ajasco, where pa james, alinko, papa ajasco and ms.kpekpeye stole about 20million from d bank and it was announced dat dey stole over 80million. Pa james, stormed the police station angrily demanding why dey should accuse dem of stealing more dan dey actually did.

georjay:
. Is it by force to be an I.diat

I can see U weren't forced either.