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rkarang:
**lost in euphoria mood**

I'm very much happy to see my boss of life. But wait ooo, se you get quarrel with those m o d ni Anyway, I'm glad you're back!

**have a bottle of palmy with Dongoyaro**

. I give one mumu m o d for health section side kick ni fa e no know say na like that me take dey play with person na so e carry ban knack me sha ma other account ban go expire 2028, abeg I go still dey nairaland then?? Werin I go dey do ?

rkarang:
Is Yungchop serving a ban? It's been a while now, brother!

dem carry ban knack una guy ni o, hafana? How's bomboy and sikirat? Hope they are good? abasstoheeb you get mouth bro. . . I bottle of chilled groundnut oil for you

SetH001:
[size=20pt] am bored beyond human comprehension ....

































































































































































































































































































Arghhhhh
abeg when this hostel thingie go commot ??[/size]

the worst mistake I ever made is quoting you! Na weyrey you be!!

Opey4luv:
Bruh, thou shall not tell lies.
My mama said I'm innocent.

By the way Bruh, have you been cleared?

dem no gree clear your boy o

chibwike:
na this one you learn new?

yes sir

Kachisbarbie:
hahahaha....now you're a sweetie
Amma do that, when I'm done with my groove - today is my hubbys' bday. Groove never start sha.

you decided not to invite awon boys abi?? No problem

Kachisbarbie:
guy I quoted you yesterday and got banned by 'auntyspam....'

you got banned? That means you wanted to submit the whole bible and I won't be able to read that. If I see a comment that's very long I will either read the first four lines or the last four lines, life is too short to be reading epistles

lalasticlala:
Nairaland is a fun place to be. You get to meet different people with varied characters. Some could just make you laugh so hard that you forget your sorrows, while some could just be annoying. There are some comments you would read and they would just make your day.

The categories of Nairaland registered members include:

1 The Jocose
'Jocose' is an English word which means playful or joking. So this rightly applies to Nairlanderers that often make people laugh with their funny comments on threads. Such people have got themselves fans who always look out for their hilarious comments. And some of their hilarious comments often get likes which run into hundreds, especially if the thread where they made such comments finds its way to the FP.


2 The Motivators:
These are Nairalanders that often motivate, encourage and inspire others with their useful and meaningful comments on threads. Such people are mostly found in family, religious and romance sections, where they usually make useful contributions. Comments from such people often attract much likes that run into hundreds like the jacose.


3 The Attention Seekers:
Such members always seek people to notice them via their comments. They can also create threads which purposely centre on them to get them noticed.


4 Derailers:
They would read the content of a thread, but instead of commenting on the topic of the thread, they would rather derail and start talking about other things. Some derailers may start flirting with another nairalander or just make irrelevant comments.


5 The OPs:
These ones only read the caption of a thread and comment immediately without reading the content of the thread. Consequently, their comments end up being off point (OP) which may be totally irrelevant to the content of the thread.


6 Thread Creators:
All they know is to create threads every now and then but hardly will you see them comment in other people's threads. If they must comment, they will only do that in their own threads.


7 The Commenters:
They hardly create threads, but you see their comments in almost all the threads in the sections where they are mostly active.


8 Space-Bookers:
These ones quickly buy a plot of land once they suspect that a thread may hit the Front Page. Some even buy up to 2 plots. They wouldn't comment after booking the space with a dot (.); they would only comment if the thread eventually made it to the FP, if not, sorry, the space may remain like that.


9 The Mouthed:
They are always abusing people in various threads. If they are not abusing the OP, they will be abusing other Nairalanders or the moderators. They are mostly found in politics section but not limited to the politics section.


10 Fault Finders:
They are of two categories:
i) These ones are always looking out for grammatical errors/mistakes and to point them out.
ii) these ones are always complaining of threads that are on FP. You hear them say: "what's this poooo doing on FP?


11 E-Warriors/E-Fighters:
They are always at each others throat; they always argue and will never agree; they call each other names. You can find them in ALL the sections of Nairaland, but mostly politics & Celebrity sections.


12 Hyperactive:
They are very active on Nairaland. They are always on line waiting for new threads. Most of them are active thread creators and active commenters too.


13 Hypoactive: They hardly create threads; most of them don't create threads at all while few do once in a very long while, one thing with them is that THEY ONLY VIEW THREADS BUT WOULD NEVER COMMENT. NO MATTER HOW INTERESTING THE TOPIC MAY BE.


14 The FP or No Comment:
They are of two types:
I) Once a thread is not on Front Page or front page bound, they wouldn't comment.
ii) Once they miss the First Page of a thread, they wouldn't comment again.


15 Quoters:
They will never comment but would read other people's comments only to quote them either without attaching any word(s) to the quote or quoting and abusing the person that made the comment being quoted.


16 Comment Readers:
They are not interested in creating a thread and they don't comment on threads as swell.; all they are after is to read other members' comments. You may see a moniker that registered like 3 years back without any post/comments or with very few comments.

17. THE DP CHECKERS: these types always check pple's dp to see who is beautiful/handsome & who's not. rawpadgin added this category and he falls in this category too.

18 Woman Wrappers:
MzMariah added this category. Ya, there are many of the woman wrappers here o. Make una show una face here o. Lol

19 Members-Turned Guests
Because they shouldn't be found viewing certain threads, some members log out and read comments as guests. Added by kunlesehan

Which categorie(s) do you belong?

Which other type is missing out? You can add it too.

You can add your fitting group if it's not mentioned here.

You can as well mention a moniker that u think suitably fits into any of the above stated categories.

Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro
And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o
I want to do sina today, sina today
She said she cannot wait o
She said its getting late o
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods
Now she saying mo r’ogo
O ti kan mi l’apa o
O ti kan mi l’eyin o
Story for the gods, the gods o

Kachisbarbie:
lol...where you come fall into?


Woman-wrappers Their interest is channelled @ Nlers with (f). They tag/mention/like/support every motion that is feminine. They have a way around the female folks... I think they make NL fun in their unique way.

-yungchop (my guy...lol, I think by now he should be a HOD in a department(Romance) in the Institute of Woman-wrappering)



I mentioned these groups on some other thread

Now that's false accusation. If you don't bring proofs I'll charge you with 64 counts murder and man-slaughter no jokes

rkarang:
My humble learned boss, you've made reasonable points sir. The post I quoted just got me laughing.... Nairalanders can be so funny that one can summersault while laughing.







Don't worry sir, you'll soon be suing them for abuse of freedom of speech. Besides, the likes of Yungchop will soon need your help when they get caught with Nairaland babes' traps (he never hear that before--I suppose )

this is why I use human beings for works in saw mills instead of machines , you see opey4luv, you no call, you see wheesin, you no call, you see yungmilio2, you no call, you see agent9, you no call, you see the 3toheebs for this thread, you no call, you see hawtimolly, you no call, na yungchop your mind tell you make you call lmao a very good morning to y'all

rkarang:
Oboy!! You know book die, I just wish I can be like you sir.

bro, you can't be like me but put in your very best you might near me small. . . . . . @wheesin what is that suppose to mean?

rkarang:
Here's a question for you:

What is ebola?

it is a virus bro.

1boylikevhis:
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation ,Mouth -to-mouth blah blah...

you get mouth jare

rkarang:
**awakes from sleep, pushes mistress, rubs face with palm, eyes seem not clear, sips a bottle of ogogoro-- now sees clearly**

Oho, this is Prof yungchop our "correct" man

**nods head in satisfaction***


I'm impressed!





To all our humble bosses, active members and followers of this amiable thread,

I, Rkarang, hereby inspirationally declare that yungchop is my mentor, I wanna be like him.


Thank you!

its a pleasure bro

EINSTEINPG:
Come on, don't be a bad boss free @wheesin now
or you risk being dethroned.
And that might be the end of your kingdom.

bro he started it let him come and defend himself jare . . . I see person dey tell you say make you decide him future for am o, u don turn level adviser ni?

tosyne2much:
Yungchop, no be you suppose dey derail my thread.. You of all people

am sorry sir #sobbing

SEYIKP:
SUCCESS TONIC
I congratulate you all for your admission into the "better by far" institution. i i want to implore you not to be carry away by your recent success, there is a popular saying in the Bible that i will love to quote in yoruba that says" ibere kin se onise eni ba fori ti dopin la o gbala" i.e He that begins the race is not the winner, except he finishes well. If care is not taken one can be carry away or misguided by the euphoria of success. please and please stay tune to your goal on campus. their are many things that can distract you while on campus, you have to be descipline for you not to stray. you can graduate with first class all boils down to your attitude towards your study. there is an accolade that is bestow on the best student in every department which is called scholar. you can become one if you get serious with your study. For christians among you that want to be serious with the spiritual life, that are not seeking funfare i recommend TACSFON for you. stay bless and God bless you.

Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro
And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o
I want to do sina today, sina today
She said she cannot wait o
She said its getting late o
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods
Now she saying mo r’ogo
O ti kan mi l’apa o
O ti kan mi l’eyin o
Story for the gods, the gods o

joshua16:
guy i gat 2 move 2 yaba posi 4 medical(mental) check up if I don't kiss that nyash, okay? aiit

obtain your Bsc. Houseboy science first man, even wheesin that is holding a phD in slavery and savantry science, is not kissing the precious ass yet .

Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro
And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o
I want to do sina today, sina today
She said she cannot wait o
She said its getting late o
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods
Now she saying mo r’ogo
O ti kan mi l’apa o
O ti kan mi l’eyin o
Story for the gods, the gods o

Hi chisombenedicta

joshua16:
abah there is GOD o o o. I wanna kiss that nyash too. Damn!

. You'll have to work harf too and obtain a Bsc. Houseboy science

wheesin:
am gay.. !!! wat the fuq I just wanna kiss that ass!

No, you have to work extra hard to do that