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Konji is a........... somebody should finish it..









#washere

Dem girls be like.. "omg.. I just saw jesus in shoprite"

I don't get notifs anymore, is the mention bar faulty? Anyway I Dr. Opeyemi Osman Ejalonibu is wishing the nairaland family a merry Xmas and a prosperous new year..

And to my dearest hommies here.. Permit me to call you guys the fantastic 4..
@kachisbarbie.. : you're just Awesome!
@chibwike..: MA big bro.. I love you.. No homo
@marieolae: I've never seen your type.. If you know what I mean
Tosyne2much : I wonder how romance extern will be if you decide to quit NL.. My broad from another mother.. WA gbayi

don't think am doing this for free.. Am expecting my package o (8

tosyne2much:
This thread will cause E-war and I know it.. It's of no doubt that some people will swear, embarrass, rain curses on me and derail this thread

Yesterday, I jokingly said I would like to create a thread like this and I have received countless PMs from the ladies persuading and begging me to create it cos it will be the greatest height of fun

In no particular order, the criterion for the compilation of these lists is based on their comments about relationships, sex, their advice and probably the quality of the threads they create. More so, Chibwike's thread really opened a lot of things

** hhhhhm hhhhhm Clears throat **

Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins

1. Farano
This is our all time beautiful and truthful moderator who doesn't hesitate to say the truth especially when it comes to romance and sex. From her comments and the quality of threads she creates, you can easily tell. She has been claiming that your boyfriend should be test-run so as to know his sex drive.. By this, you can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is next to nil

2. African-apple
She was in support of the motion that a man should wear his wife's panties just to show how romantic he is. You need to see the way she was supporting the motion.. I guess her bf has been wearing her panties. You can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is 10kb

3. firstEVA
She created a thread in the sexuality section titled " When was the first time you had your first sex and she led the thread with her own experience Hmmmmmmmmm !!!

4. Rittyben
Our sister from Akwa Ibom, I read one of her comments on a thread created by Chibwike "Would You Date A Guy
Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? " And rittyben replied saying she will never cos she doesn't want a story that touches the heart. Any sane person should know what this means

5. Rozzay
Rozzay is the only female nairalander who doesn't deny the fact that sekks is sweet and interesting.. Rozzayy always claims that she must see if a man is a maniac b4 wedding. I think we all know what this means

6. Idowuogbo
She is next to Rozzayy when it comes to sincerity and honesty, she's not an hypocrite like some ladies we have here. She always claims she likes a dude who will be there when she's cold and she also claims she doesn't like to be sexually frustrated. if you are wise enough, I think you know what this means

7 ellechrystal
I stumbled upon one of her comments when she jokingly said she wouldn't allow a man to sample her 'cos she doesn't look like chemistry practical experiment samples not until after wedlock. From this we can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is 15kb cos none of this hypocrites who claim to be virgins will ever joke with this

8. Ggrin
I once stumbled upon Ggrin's comment a long time ago when a lady condemned the act of having sex. Ggrin commented and I quote " e be like say you no know how this thing take dey sweet reach.. If your senses are working right, you should know what this means

9. Badoolee
This lady has not been caught red handed. She's always been careful of what she posts. This thread she pretends like an S.U, the other thread she will pretend like a jasi girl. Her moniker tells us she a badoo.. My instinct tells me she's certainly not

10. EroticaAngelina
This lady has also made us realize that she doesn't deny the fact that she likes sekks. Check her previously created thread in the sexuality section and you will see for yourself. She once created a thread titled, Big Or Small Joystick, Which One Do You Prefer ? Hmmmmmmm !! This shows that her chances of being a virgin is 3kb

** That's all for now **
My mouth no go kill me for this NL

Guys, Feel Free To Add Yours If You Think Something Is Missing

** Clicks Unfollow Button And Runs Outta Thread **

whose business is it?

Aprime:
Simply Hilarious.
I bet they walk around with their own set of cutlery.

true





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I can't even wait till 2mao.. #licks and smacks lips#

redcliff:
You would never make front page...... not.. btw i wonder what people see in farano... shes not attractive to me

yeah bro. she's not attractive.. but guyz here don't respect demselves! always kissing her as$

say hello to your senior

endtime fish..

the chop slap button for those that schooled or are schooling in France. those nights are annoying

CuteEmma:
Now to the dudes;


I'm just Just curious.



And what would you
write? :-)

all because of a date? I'll prefer to write her obituary instead

CuteEmma:
Now to the dudes;


I'm just Just curious.



And what would you
write? :-)

all because of a date? I'll prefer to write her obituary instead

allansie:
Have you asked a beautiful woman out on a date and are still in shock that she accepted? Men often put beautiful women on a pedestal which can make it a challenge for an 'average' guy to date one.

Dating beautiful women can really boost the ego of a man. He will be beaming with pride when he walks down the street with this beautiful woman by his side. Not only does he get an ego boost but he will also look pretty impressive to other guys. Dating a beautiful woman will also make the guy more desirable to other women.

An attractive woman can probably date any man she likes, even rich, powerful men. Because they are so appealing to men for their beauty they often develop some back habits that may make them less desirable as a long term partner. Many beautiful women are vain, manipulative and high maintenance.

If you aren't very wealthy and you are fairly average looking then it can be very challenging to date a beautiful woman. Here is some advice for dating beautiful women...
1. Stand Out From The Crowd: Beautiful women have men fawning over them all the time and they probably all look the same to her, so to get her attention you need to be different from the rest.

2. Don't Treat Her Like a Goddess: Every other man is doing this so this is just average to her. You can differentiate yourself by not treating her like she is a goddess but act indifferently to her as though you aren't even attracted to her looks. It is the guys that appear not to be interested that she will want - this goes along the lines of people always wanting what they can't have. By ignoring her you are giving her a challenge that she will respond to.

3. Pay More Attention To Her 'Plain Jane' Friend: A beautiful woman won't understand why you would prefer her plain friend over her and she will get quite jealous. She won't want her friend getting all the attention and she will begin to flirt with you to win over your attention.

4. Instead of Giving Her Compliments, Tease Her: Most other men will shower her with compliments, which she probably expects and is probably quite mundane to her now. If you light-heartedly tease her about any flaws then this is a different approach from what she is use to and she will respond well to that.

5. Don't Just Look at Her Outer Beauty But Also Focus On Her Inner Beauty: Don't spend all night staring at her like she is a goddess but instead show that you are interested in her as a person. Ask her questions about her life, her interests and hobbies. She will respond well to a man that she knows is interested in her as a person and not just for her beauty.

6. Don't Call Her Too Soon: Most men will probably call her the next day and she may even expect that. Wait a couple of days before calling her and she will respect you for it because you have impressed her so far with the above tips and now you are showing her even more that you are not desperate and just after her for her beauty.

7. Don't Try To Get Her Into Bed On The First Date: Of course you are sexually attracted to her and most likely all men she dates try to get her into bed straight away. By playing a little hard to get will spike her interest in you and also reinforce the fact that you like her as a person and not just a sex object.

You should remember that beauty is only skin deep and although it is great to date beautiful women, ultimately you also want a woman who is beautiful on the inside too. Take the time to get to know this woman and you may have found yourself a beautiful woman inside and out.

story for the irunmoles

[quote author=Kachisbarbie post=28848251][/quote]all that epistle?

micynute94:
@ Youngchop..
pls r u a cis student?

nope.. Med student but I do chill @ Cis wella

I learnt my nigga Tosyne2much is kind of down at the moment. I wish I had the power to heal.. But all I can say is GET WELL SOON BRODA.. Your family and Romancelanders need you more than oxygen... #1LOVE_BRO. #NO HOMO

TheRealMrStan:
Happy Sunday to all Nairalanders,

Here's inviting Nairalanders to drop or share their prayer requests or prayer points on this thread.

There are many Pastors on Nairaland too, we are equally inviting them to come on board this thread, quote genuine prayer requests and pray for the Nairalander making those requests.

Alight now, let's go spiritual.

brother, I just wanna be the best in whatever I do. I wanna be a billionaire, and the most important one ; this coming exam, I wanna be among the best 3 in my department so that I can proceed with my MB;BS program.

rkarang:
Nto-oo I stay on campus In other words, everything is moving smoothly, right here.

However, I feel for my fellow students that are experiencing this horrible situation.

Many of them are so smart that they've devised means of getting on with it.

What a cavalier attitude........

make I catch you on monday

Ahmadjr:
...
Haba, I don't really see u anymore other than d one time at GLT.. No one is exactly d same with their e-self

true sha..

Yungmilio2:
Lol just kidding
I dey put you on trips
Longest time. We need to chill out one day

I come CIS on thursday na.. I see wheesin, I ask of you self but e be like say u don go house dat tyme.. I go enter that place on tuesday sha.. spanzed we go meet on monday

Yungmilio2:
As if sey I sabi ur papa name <------

I
Back to niormal how ur babe hawtimolly

werin you mean by that statement?

spanzed:
Men it wasn't easy in my first two weeks of resumption in unilorin because of dis transport is i fell ill....but now I have a remedy to my transport is and what is It? simple move, I got no problem anymore I just book for my ticket online and leave school anytime I feel like, I don't queue...I urge you guys 2 try simple move it's cheap and reliable

oboy na shunting sure pass o.. #shun_tizzle which dept you dey?? Let's meet on monday drop your digits.

All of y'all talking about bicycles.. Una fit ride bicycle of 23kilometers?

Isiterere:
I will rather buy Bicycle of 15k than to queue like this. Quality time will be wasted on queue.


ALL IZZ WELL

bros.. U no know the distance of the school from the gate that's why... Ask my guys wheesin yungmilio2 opey4luv rkarang etc you go know wassup wassup .. The distance be like 23kilometers.. but mod why front page na?? Why u dey open our nyash na?? What if kachisbarbie come see am na? E fit lead to divorce o

Give me four reasons why I should believe this crap

Ahmadjr:
Where this man dey

I'm just reminiscing bro.. But now that we are in, you don't use to do as if you know me... Maybe you're just jovial online but not in reality.

marieolae:
where hv u been? Missed u tho

school ni o jare... After cramming about 5 pages of white grahams Human body anatomy, I do come here to relax for 15-30mins then return to my reading. Sometimes I just regret being a medical student and not being an art student. I've I told you that I do set aside my voluminous textbooks to read your diary? I like it, and what's 'raikan' ? I'll soon be active sha.. NL must shake this xmas.

marieolae:
that's cute.

hey what's up? Long time no yarnz

I don't wear clothes. Adam didn't wear any so why should I?? Chibwike and kachisbarbie can testify to it

ogunsinamayowa:
Thanks. please do you have contact of any law student in unilorin? if you can provide one , I will really appreciate it.

I will 2mao... Whatsapp.. 08034504229