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Youngbankee:
tank u very much bro I rily appreciate it.... n tnx for not insulting me was jez frustrated DAT av not bin cleared since Aug

UW bro, ask my servane wheesin to serve you anything you want. . . . . . . @einsteinpg, sango na my personal person jare, make I give you the ehn pin?

wheesin:
My lord, please I've been dreaming since I was 5yo that I wanna kiss your a$5 please let me kiss your ass

No servant, you have to work extra hard to kiss that nyash now go back to work

EINSTEINPG:
My Oga, no evil at all. Na d wey u dey frogobandy na him dey frik mi.
I beg forgiv your boy.

make I hear say i no dey fear but right from primary school na commando dem be dey call me, because I no dey follow person talk pass 5words before I enter the person I've ever beaten one of ma facebook friends like that in kaduna, he was bragadoing for me online, then I told him to meet me at so so place, the guy too get liver carry himself and hin brother come. As the guy see say I dey come na so e run enter mr. Biggs, he buy 1meatpie and 70naira fanta just to waste time for inside, him been think say I don find ma square root na so e commot, I allow am waka reach front small na so I enter the guy o, the brother don board bike shapaly dey go lol, as I dey jab the guy face he was like " abah brother, blessed are the peace makers for they shall be called sons of God" and I was like " you no know before you start curse ma papa before abi?? " As I wanted to do they guy upper cut na so he kick my fishing rod o . I became unconscious immediately . . . The next thing is that I found my self at emergency ward in iya kamaro harbal medcine centre to God be the Glory am alive, since then I use to fear pass fear

wheesin:
daddy yungchop, e b like say dis shitt no dey tire u

my son let's have fun while we can. But if you edit this post your own don gaan be that o, just try me and see

EINSTEINPG:
Oga mi, all dis one wey i dey do all dis days na igara Nland.
I be corret igboro boy o. If i cach u for shap corner u go yia winn.

Lobatan!! . I see that your comment about fearless man stuff, why evils na?!

khassy:
Is it me or did anyone jus notice einstpeing post in pidgin...

This week must carry good news

I swear confirm good news

wheesin:
of course you are the boss, infact you're a demi-god

its good you know that

Youngbankee:
sori pls et all, i knw dis is a veri stupid question especially at dis crucial time wen dey ve started clearance.... my question is afta uploadin d e facility card and waec scratch card, do we stil av to scan and upload the hard copies?? no insults pls

let me pretend I didn't see this. . . If I should type what's on my mind you will hate me for life so the answer is NO, you don't need to upload hard copies, now say thank you

wheesin:
CPR is I don't know

that's better. Next time take your drugs before you start typing.

khassy:
Yu r in church and on NL

D devil is seating on yur clearance...LoL

#GBAM. Seconded.

wheesin:
wat ?? abeg o..am not a doctor..dont attack me with heart breaks..even CPR u wont receive from me

and what's CPR

krall:
Farano which church?

Wait let me remember




April, 2008
Pastor said all the single ladies come out to the altar for prayers...
Battalion of pretty and non pretty ones flooded like ants.
Then he said all the single men come out.... They also did..

All of them stood there gazing and "eyeing" one sister or the other and expecting a session of hot prayers to start, when the pastor looked.. and looked... and looked.... and out of anger said "infact, ushers ensure that no man here leaves without a woman!!!! also make sure every woman should select one man here and befriend!!!
How will we have fine women in this church and these men will still marry outside."

Commotion ensured and Two sisters in the choir ran and grabbed brother taiwo who previously gave a testimony of acquiring a brand new duplex in an estate in lekki...

I just "pissed" on my body.

wheesin:
Expect more names to be added to the current list in the coming week. Get ready guys

From a REALiable source (school gateman)

if this week pass and dem no add am, people come get heart attack, we know who to hold

priscaoge:
Could this be true?

that?

There must be something behind this epistle. Now op tell me the lady you've been trying to woo that's giving you a NO, na rozzay? Kacisbarbie? Priscaoge? Cdamsel? I'll help you

Kachisbarbie:
yungchop, where is the meat mbok?

(Una just wan find trouble today )

good morning dear, I've sent it through dhl. I've been trying to upload pics yesterday but its not working you would have seen the "goodies" I sent to you and the whole slaughtering, burning, cutting, frying etc of the meat in pictures. I don't think I need any food till further notice again too much of everything is bad indeed. Since 12noon yesterday, my mouth has been working on anything eatable. The Rams self; I ate the raw, boiled and fried by 5pm again I started munching rice that's meant for 3 people. But when gbege gas around 11pm ehn, I started seeing double and I was feeling like a pregnant woman during labor. As in I just wasn't myself anymore. I started vomiting and poo pooing but sha I spent 2 good hours in the toilet, am a bit relived now . . . . . . @chibwike I sent yours too, you'll soon receive it bro

rkarang:
Baba, that's why I dey always gbadun you gidigan, you fit kill person with laughter.... No worry, work is in progress at COMSIT to move you to MASSCOM

masscom bawo?? Choi. Make I go do wetin for there na!?, yeah am like this in offline too. Right from primary school people have been telling me to be a comedian but my brother its money over everything, that's why I wanna read a moola dropping course if not na theatre arts I for dey . @lordseyad & yungmilio2 . . . Star don finish o, its either you check the next bar or make I give una mad man urine?? Buy 2 bottles and get a crate free . @abasstoheeb dem neva clear me o, but me and obatala don dey scan the profile of those people wey dey COMSIT, we go fire dem thunder soon, dem go even clear people wey no write jamb just coooooooooooooool down man

Khan1993:
ok sir.. Just that, i wasnt expecting you to be a muslim.. No offence...

negros! So he's not a homo sapien for being a muslim right?. Some comments are so annoying I swear.

khassy:
Ileya dn finish

For me d only gud av done is nt pouring alomo insyd sumone's fanta.....




Kip dancing shoki

. LMAO

Lordseyad:
Thats why I love him

choi! I cover myself with the blood of jesus . . 14years no be joke o

Gban gban gban gbalo , gban X5 , na who dey enter for mummy's house o /

»Daddy o , daddy !/
Daddy when you go for journey /
Somebody enter for mummys house /
And he sit down for mummys bed /
Person push mummy /
Mummy push person /
Small time mummy kon yakata for be /
The man just dey do kerewa /
Kewa kerewa keu X 5 /

I'll update later am eating. . .

Where kachisbarbie? Add me up on bbm please I don't wanna share those photos here. After that, you can remove me if you want

Einsteinpg choi! You actually brought the proof sha, that was a misconception then bro. Which page did you find it?? Na so you fear jail reach? . . . . . . @Agent9 . Do I look like baba suwe?? First of all . . . . . You know the rest bro

EINSTEINPG:
understatement?
I wish you knew me in person you would have discovered the hidden truth about me
that I am a pure scumbag @yungchop once labelled me to be.

And somebody is here accusing me falsely on Sallah ! its either you bring proofs ( snapshots ) or I'll sue you for 99counts murder, no jokes. the only known and certified scumbag in africa is ayokunlei, so let your mind be at rest, you are NOT a scumbag hommie. If you notice, you'll see that I've stopped quoting you, lol. Simply because if I as one line question you'll give back a psalm51 as an answer ol'boy if I fit read those posts of yours I for don overthrow wole soyinka since 2001

Yungmilio2:
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry

bRo leave that boy jare, Barka Da Sallah

Ahmadjr:
Let's just pretend the above happened k!
#Peace

oboy shey you know that sango is my close friend? If I ask thunder to fire you now it will be as if am wicked.

ayokunlei: See this young fool!
It shows that you are only mouthed, just like an ordinary talker, stage drama suits someone like you. You are just too empty and ur emptiness can bring you something if you learn to think with it. Am a focused Man...
Am still saying it again, I dont need to see you b4 I know ur type.

You are trying to copy those old empty threat ba?!... You wanna attack me with ur foolish emptiness?
I still repeat it for you, you are not a match for me. Your foolishness can only change if you act like you have said.

ok. This is the last time I'll reply your miserable life. Why you carry my matter for head? If you found the post annoying why didn't you just ignore and move on with the drastic situation of your life? Boy don't quote me again, am a god to you. Now swerve

Yungmilio2: Easy Dude
One Blow Seven Die
As Jhybo said
Lock up
Don't quote
I don beg you
You know say u get sharp mouth just
Just Close up
No Oral B

I think I'll just ignore that kid. Sorry I had to quote to tell you goodnight. Olorun ma ji a re

Kachisbarbie: lol...my soup last for a week: not because I finish the meat - but because : I don't like monotony of meals (I can't eat one particular food simultaneously/regularly). I make my food in lil quantities.
I hate okro/ogbonno too, though recently I discovered a new way of cooking it...and it's been fun.
I don't eat egusi for anything...except they can guarantee me it would[b]make me birth twins[/b] ...lol
Good9t dear

Lmao @ the bold font. Nyt, sweet dreams.

ayokunlei: yungchop. I know you are not matured, u are still a small boy.
I know ur type, if u think you have got that confidence, you are not a match for me o! You said its a joke (and u wrote it with extreme seriousness).
Try and always think b4 you talk, its for ur own good, and if u dont wanna learn to think,thats ur own cup of tea.
From my observation, You felt like doing a show off, thats 1 of d reasons u cldnt think b4 talking.
You cant even defend what u wrote,all you think of doing is to attack. You think you made any sense with ur so called joke ba?
To cut it short Youngchop, you are senseless!!!!
O boy, Am expecting d most empty part of you to act again.

ok. Till we meet outside school, if you don't lose a liter of blood that day call me a bastard, yeah! Bl00dy scumbag

Kachisbarbie: nope...I have never pounded yam
...but I pound fufu. I think the technique should be similar - so yes, I should be able to pound it.
I love meat too, when I was in my fathers' house I can manage minimum of two pieces of meat - now that I'm the boss : hmmm...shun am

I understand. . . Your soup will be finishing before two weeks niyen o. . . . . . . Ours is not even up to a week, usually 4-5 days. I don't eat draw soups, whether okro, ewedu , ogbona , any thing of that nature. . . But egusi? Spinach? I can kill for it, lol which soup is your favorite?

hawtimolly: yungchop I want a whole ram oh not one tin dat wee look like sim card oh

sim card bawo?? If I give you a whole ram which one make boys chop na? @yungmilio2 . . . How you take know?? clap for yourself

Kachisbarbie: he is aware dearie. You call two rams manage?issokay.
I no need read bible to know those ones, we were taught in CRK(in primary school gaan)
Enjoy...it's a big family (RIP to ur momma)
Thanks for your explanation.

amen dear. am telling you, manage! One for suya and the other for soup. My brothers and I are suckers for meat even my bigman too. We only cook because of the Large crowd that will troop into our house tomorrow, if not its gon be all meat err'thing . . . . . I just remembered that I'll be the one to do the pounding of yams tomorrow . . . Shey you can pound wella abi?