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Politics › Re: Shocking: My Reaction When I Saw "Fayose Stops Convoy To Buy Bread & Beans"-Pix by yuzjet(m): 11:42pm On May 24, 2016

Passing by... tongue

Properties › Re: Living In London, Building In Lekki by yuzjet(m): 6:37am On May 14, 2016

Na wa oo

Gaming › Re: Video Games In The Past, Do You Remember Any Of These? by yuzjet(m): 12:40pm On May 12, 2016

Almost all

Travel › Re: Tanker Explosion Along Benin-ore Expressway by yuzjet(m): 12:37pm On May 12, 2016

omg

Phones › Re: What Has Happened To Whatsapp Wikipedia? by yuzjet(op): 6:36pm On Apr 24, 2016

duta:
Hi. Sorry for going offline. We have 2 different ways to access us.
1. On FB Messenger. Click here: http://m.me/DutaBot and then send the command to our FBM bot.
2. On Whatsapp, add these 2 numbers to your group: +919043005775 and +919043006240

Thanks for your support.
Team duta

Hey man! Wiki whatsapp ain't working again.

Literature › Re: What's Between Her Legs? Please Help!!! 18+ by yuzjet(op): 9:16pm On Apr 22, 2016

joseph1832:
Oh no need. Just go with the flow since its already here.

*Nod*

Literature › Re: What's Between Her Legs? Please Help!!! 18+ by yuzjet(op): 9:12pm On Apr 22, 2016

JigsawKillah:
Haha What is between those Legs? Laveda, come and see

Will she come out? huh

Literature › Re: What's Between Her Legs? Please Help!!! 18+ by yuzjet(op): 9:06pm On Apr 22, 2016

joseph1832:
Hmm. Not bad. But why didn't you post it in the poem for review section?

Maybe will paste it there.

Literature › Re: What's Between Her Legs? Please Help!!! 18+ by yuzjet(op): 8:45pm On Apr 22, 2016

nairalandbuzz:
Pusai so sweet u go drowning... Pusai so sweet u going broke... Pusai so sweet u sinking.... Pusai so wet u need a boat...

Naija pusai is d tightest.

In bold.... ROTFL.

But I think I need a yatch instead. cheesy

Literature › Re: What's Between Her Legs? Please Help!!! 18+ by yuzjet(op): 8:22pm On Apr 22, 2016

emaculate99:
Yuzjet!!! you don dey mad 2016... make I keep my bae from you.

Keep am well ooo, cos if I find her...........

Literature › Re: What's Between Her Legs? Please Help!!! 18+ by yuzjet(op): 8:03pm On Apr 22, 2016

Pdizzle:
I hope i can keep it instead
So I'll never miss it.

Badman!

Literature › What's Between Her Legs? Please Help!!! 18+ by yuzjet(op): 7:45pm On Apr 22, 2016*

What is between those legs?
I can hear it weep
I can hear its calls in my head
As it moves its tender lips

What is between those legs?
Can I take a peep?
I hear its juice wakes the dead
Can I take a sip?

What is between those legs?
That pinky thing with lips
As my dick stands erect
I see it taking some deeps

It wants to be baptized
It wants to be born again
In the best pit alive
That drives men insane

What is between those legs?
I hope I can kiss it
I hope I can keep it instead
So I'll never miss it

What is between those legs?
I wanna see its face
Locate it and caress
And from your legs, I take a trace

As I deep my fingers in
I hear your moans
I love when i massage your clits
And hear your groans

Big credit to jigsawkillah

cc:
Joseph1832
Tovot
Firestar
Timpaker
Noble4d
Llaykorn
Qaisar1
Pdizzle
Donifez
Texanomaly

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Science/Technology › Re: Team Of Experts Predicts What The World Will Look Like In 2116. by yuzjet(m): 7:15pm On Apr 19, 2016

ba7man:
The robot will first cut his d**k before injecting nanobots in his bloodstream to destroy his organs.

They might end up turning him to a slave cyborg

In bold ROTFL cheesy

Science/Technology › Re: Team Of Experts Predicts What The World Will Look Like In 2116. by yuzjet(m): 10:59am On Apr 15, 2016

JigsawKillah:
I doubt that. Ràpe has been in vogue since way back. Do you think the earth will last this long before Christ comes?

How am I suppose to know?

Business › Re: Onitsha Shopping Mall Commissioned By Obiano - Photos by yuzjet(m): 10:05pm On Apr 14, 2016

Wowing!

Science/Technology › Re: Team Of Experts Predicts What The World Will Look Like In 2116. by yuzjet(m): 9:32pm On Apr 14, 2016

JigsawKillah:
I think they won't have robots as cops

But u should know something more severe will be available to torture rapers?

Nairaland General › Re: Rare And Vintage Photographs Of World's Famous Landmarks Under Construction. by yuzjet(m): 8:26pm On Apr 14, 2016

GudluckIBB:
In d'banj's voice
Its explorer again! Mogbonofelifeli

Bosemaje niyen!

Christianity Etc › Re: Endtime Body Of Christ Church In Akure: What i spotted this evening(pics) by yuzjet(m): 8:24pm On Apr 14, 2016

uhm

Nairaland General › Re: Rare And Vintage Photographs Of World's Famous Landmarks Under Construction. by yuzjet(m): 8:16pm On Apr 14, 2016

Time to explore with explorer.

Science/Technology › Re: Team Of Experts Predicts What The World Will Look Like In 2116. by yuzjet(m): 7:22pm On Apr 14, 2016

JigsawKillah:
[s][/s]

Ràpe will be on the high then

Imagine how Robot that will be dealing with Rapers go be?

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Phones › Re: What Has Happened To Whatsapp Wikipedia? by yuzjet(op): 7:05pm On Apr 14, 2016

duta:
Hi. Sorry for going offline. We have 2 different ways to access us.
1. On FB Messenger. Click here: http://m.me/DutaBot and then send the command to our FBM bot.
2. On Whatsapp, add these 2 numbers to your group: +919043005775 and +919043006240

Thanks for your support.
Team duta

Thanks man. It has started working again.

Phones › Re: What Has Happened To Whatsapp Wikipedia? by yuzjet(op): 10:44pm On Apr 10, 2016

pinkyruledworld:
I dont have any but u can google duta whatsapp wiki, something should come up.

I've done that, but all the number I'm getting isn't working still.

Phones › Re: Whatsapp And Wikipedia: Do You Know Your Whatsapp Can do This? by yuzjet(m): 9:59pm On Apr 10, 2016

I need a new working number. All the ones I'm having are dead.

Phones › Re: What Has Happened To Whatsapp Wikipedia? by yuzjet(op): 9:44pm On Apr 10, 2016

pinkyruledworld:
u need to get a new working mumber.

Yeah, I've been thinking like that. Can u help me with the new working numberz?

Phones › What Has Happened To Whatsapp Wikipedia? by yuzjet(op): 8:54pm On Apr 10, 2016

Please, do anyone know why whatsapp wikipedia isn't working again?

Politics › Re: Photos From Chief Diepreye Alamieseigha Funeral Today by yuzjet(m): 1:05pm On Apr 08, 2016

So?

Travel › Re: Photos Of Tragic Accident Along Abeokuta-shagamu Expressway by yuzjet(m): 11:14am On Apr 08, 2016

OMG!!!

Phones › Re: Facebook Unveil Messenger Codes, Messenger Username And Messenger Links by yuzjet(m): 11:08am On Apr 08, 2016

Nice

Celebrities › Re: Zero Tolerance For Stupidity- Uche Jombo To Those Calling Her Fat by yuzjet(m): 7:45pm On Mar 06, 2016

lol

Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool debate: Equating HND with BSC: Winner: OAU by yuzjet(m): 11:12pm On Mar 05, 2016

tosyne2much:
I see no atom of sense in the emboldened... You don't have to be a professor before you reject gifts from students

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