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EventsLaunching Of Nairaland Poet E-club by yuzjet(op):
Dear Nairalanders,

This is to inform u all that there's an occasion coming on our dear Nairaland where I would like u all to be part of.

THEME: The Launching of Nairaland Poets e-club

VENUE: Nairaland Event Section

DATE: Saturday 22 November, 2014

TIME: 8PM Prompt

This occasion is for all Nairalanders, which is why I'll plead u informs and invites your friends on Nairaland.

Kindly please mention your friends monikers on Nairaland to get invitation officially from the club.

Thanks in anticipation.

For more Enquiry:

Yuzjet@ or 284E92F7

Leykorn@ or 2A597437

NB: All the mentioned have received a VIP invitation to the event. Pls kindly say if you won't be able to attend so your name won't be tagged with the launch thread.

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LiteratureRe: Love Story Of A Unilag Babe And Bus Conductor by yuzjet(m):
....And what a story? wink

Some people can cook story ehn.... Anyway, picture of the girl kissing the Bus Conductor and the picture of the Bus Conductor crying after the girl left..... U should know I won't believe it.





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Meanwhile, there's going to be the Launching of Nairaland Poet e-club. U can join by following this link:

www.nairaland.com/2003709/launching-nairaland-poet-e-club
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CrimeRe: Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt Alive By Mob In Gombe (PIC) by yuzjet(m):
GAZZUZZ:
Black mans mentality, I shake my head, instead of handing him over to the sss for interrogation, so the source of these dynamites can be located, they burnt the chance away.

Well he wanted to die anyway so why not if not, just bad timing.
That will be a long thing.... A very long one I must say. How many of them that had been apprehended were dealt with accordingly? most of them ended up being bailed in the end.


Meanwhile, there's going to be the Launching of Nairaland Poet e-club. U can join by following this link:

www.nairaland.com/2003709/launching-nairaland-poet-e-club
CrimeRe: Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt Alive By Mob In Gombe (PIC) by yuzjet(m):
kudos....

Not in support of Jungle Justice though. But, what if he was not seen and he blew himself up and kill innocent Nigerians once again.?

Will the mobs be able to stop another suicide attack? huh

BTW, where's the bomb he was wearing? huh


Meanwhile, there's going to be the Launching of Nairaland Poet e-club. U can join by following this link:

www.nairaland.com/2003709/launching-nairaland-poet-e-club
CelebritiesRe: Orezi Chased Out Of Redeemer's University by yuzjet(m): 10:02am On Nov 18, 2014
Wisepac:
so u dey form for nairaland abi, u tink say i dnt knw u, na u be john, wey dey skul for oyo state college of education.
Who the heck are u kid? huh

And besides, I ain't any John. Am sure u're bluffing.
EducationRe: Gunmen Reportedly Attack Secondary School In Niger State by yuzjet(m): 7:05pm On Nov 17, 2014
saxywale:
hmmm. how did they know?. Was there CCTV footage to identify who the bomber was. That as well could be the head of one of the victims. This is barbaric. This image would surely be all over the internet portraying how Nigerians investigates a crime scene.
How am I supposed to know? Curbed it from Channels Television BBM Channel.
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Discharged, Acquitted Of Money Laundering by yuzjet(m): 2:39pm On Nov 17, 2014
Adyrin:
No its a joke!
Olodo........
U must be a bigot. Olofo!

tongue
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Discharged, Acquitted Of Money Laundering by yuzjet(m): 2:31pm On Nov 17, 2014
Oh Really? huh
EducationRe: Gunmen Reportedly Attack Secondary School In Niger State by yuzjet(m):
Not again..... Like this Boko boiz has runned out of bomb, now they're using matchet?

Meanwhile, this was the remains of the Bauchi Suicide Bomber.

Nigeria, what are u turning into? huh


Meanwhile, there's going to be the Launching of Nairaland Poet e-club. U can join by following this link:

www.nairaland.com/2003709/launching-nairaland-poet-e-club

CelebritiesRe: Orezi Chased Out Of Redeemer's University by yuzjet(m):
kennygee:
Dey sing Shoki for Redemption camp?

grin
Can't stop wondering here too. Shoki in Redeemer whatever. That's UNBIBLICAL!
CelebritiesRe: Orezi Chased Out Of Redeemer's University by yuzjet(m):
Pls who's Orezi. I didn't know because I schooled in Czech Republic. huh


Meanwhile, there's going to be the Launching of Nairaland Poet e-club. U can join by following this link:

www.nairaland.com/2003709/launching-nairaland-poet-e-club
PoliticsRe: Speaker Of Ekiti State House Of Assembly Impeached By Seven PDP Lawmakers by yuzjet(m):
Hmmm... grin

This Fayose sabi create scene ehn.... wink


Meanwhile, there's going to be the Launching of Nairaland Poet e-club. U can join by following this link:

www.nairaland.com/2003709/launching-nairaland-poet-e-club
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 8:50pm On Nov 10, 2014
MurderX:
Lizzy my married ex back in school calls up and starts talking rubbish romance we should have after reading this book, trying to relive scenes she read in the book - her marriage of 10yrs is currently in trouble held by a thin strand of hair, Clare my UK girl that's married couldn't cope with her hubby anymore after reading this book, they r separated, she talked to me a lot about this book and even sent me soft copies - I tire. Christi started discussing bondage and handcuff thinz with me after reading the book, she out of her marriage now. Ify's hubby in the UK just called her brother to say he is out, Ify was all about this book some months ago. I can go on with real people I know. I can't say what it is about the book that looses the sense/reality bolts in ladies; all they see afterward is knight in shining armour and romance, romance, romance. God help us. My 2 cents sha
Thanks for d elaboration. But can u share d ebook of d book with me? I'll like to read it.
EducationRe: Cultist Clash: 9 Students Shot Dead In Abia State University (ABSU) by yuzjet(m): 3:33pm On Nov 10, 2014
Oops
WebmastersRe: Bloggers: Before You Try To Be Like Linda Ikeji... by yuzjet(m): 2:52pm On Nov 10, 2014
Hmmm
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 2:31pm On Nov 10, 2014
Bunsky:
No 2 and 3,got me laughing.......


550 cats?hope she's ok
Dunno. But something must be wrong with her.
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 2:26pm On Nov 10, 2014
MurderX:
9. Fifty Shades of Divorce:

Fifty Shades of Grey - Women please do not read this book, it is highly destructive and I believe it is demonic and evil. I have evidence of 5 ladies that I know personally in Nigeria and the UK who are in crisis or have crashed marriages within months of reading this book. I observed the same thing in all of them - they spoke passionately of Fifty Shades of Grey. Please again do not read this book, it corrupts the soul beyond comprehension. If you have already read it, please pray it out and replace the message in your mind with more godly data - do not attempt to practise it. Save your marriage, we don't know the sources of these books.
Are u really serious about the book? Though, hv not read it.
Car TalkRe: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by yuzjet(m): 11:46am On Nov 10, 2014
Wetin?
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 11:31am On Nov 10, 2014
freecocoa:
Thats why there's something called communication, you tell her how you feel instead of keeping mute and then nickname her such behind her back.
Anyhow!
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 11:05am On Nov 10, 2014
freecocoa:
I also don't find that nickname funny, especially since she had no prior knowledge of it, the man must have really felt trapped to come up with such.
I can't blame the man. Maybe the woman is making him to feel like he's in prison. Some women can do DAT very well u know?
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 10:14am On Nov 10, 2014
Mskrisx:
E fit hapun for 9ja?
I don't know ooo.
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 10:13am On Nov 10, 2014
donmalcolm21:
most NaiJa gals are guilty of this but just look at her legs to get the age.
Are u really serious? huh
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 10:12am On Nov 10, 2014
donmalcolm21:
Orishirishi
Oya emina lenu ooo.
FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 10:05am On Nov 10, 2014
1. Nicknamed to Divorce:
In the year 2009, a Saudi woman divorced her husband of 17 years when she learned of the name he was calling her. The woman went through his cell phone one day while it was out and she looked through the contacts when she came across her number stored under the name “Guantanamo”. As we all know, Guantanamo is a military prison in the United States. Seeing this nickname, the woman was furious and immediately asked for a divorce settlement from her husband. Although he said he thought it would be funny and believed that she would share his sense of humor, the wife could not bear the thought of her husband referring to her as a prison. She said that the name was extremely harsh and rude in his part. He should have just stuck to the classics like “baby”, “honey” or maybe even “wifey”.

LMFAO.... Wonder they say shall never end. grin

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FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 10:03am On Nov 10, 2014
2. Unchanged Facebook Status:
This is probably the most hilarious reasons for divorce ever. We have all seen and maybe even been a victim to how Facebook can destroy a relationship in a matter of minutes. In a newly married couple of just 2 months, a wife files for divorce from her husband all because he forgot to change his Facebook status to “married”. The wife who was 28 years old wished to divorce her husband who was a 31 year old businessman for the most ridiculous reason. The husband said since the marriage was so fresh, he got lost in his work and it slipped his mind about changing his status. When taken to court, the judge sentenced the couple to counseling to try and sort out their predicament. Many lawyers have discovered that Facebook is the reason behind one out of every five divorce cases in the world. These lawyers actually use Facebook as a tool to help them win their case as they can view all the required information online. This method helps a lot in child custody cases.

FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 10:02am On Nov 10, 2014
3. 550 Reasons to Leave:
Imagine getting divorced for being a lover of animals? Yes, in fact in Israel, a man decided “enough is enough” when his wife adopted 550 cats and brought them all home. In 2002, the man’s wife surprised him with the litter and at first, he was fine with it. They all got along very well and the extended family was extremely happy. But as the days and months passed by, he realized that the cats were in the way of everything. They crowded the kitchen, the bathroom and every other room in between. The husband realized that his income was being spent mostly on cat food and not human food. That is when he snapped. The husband then saw the cats stealing food from the dining table after he confronted his wife about the splurging on cat food. This was the last straw and he divorced his cat loving wife. His only wish was that she land on her feet.

FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 10:00am On Nov 10, 2014
4. It’s The Dog House For You:
After being married for 50 years, Eliza, a 70 year old Romanian woman finally decided that she needed to be separated from her husband. She said that her husband had been spending all their money on feeding the stray dogs around their neighborhood. Whatever pension had been coming in for the couple, the husband was spending on buying food for the dogs he so dearly cared for. But what he did not realize was that he was leaving their house empty and without any meals. Eliza recalls her husband buying some scraps of food for just a couple of dogs initially and found it extremely touching but towards the end of their marriage, the husband was feeding over 20 stray dogs which meant food from the house was being taken out. Unable to deal with the loss, she decided to file for divorce.

FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 9:58am On Nov 10, 2014
5. Running to Get Divorced?
In 2008, Wang Yueting, a 56 year old Chinese man was divorced by his wife because he ran across China to show his support for the Beijing Olympics. According to his wife, Wang sold his apartment and purchased a van and supplies for the run. He also hired a team of six men to help him on his mission. On the side of the van, he painted the words “Support Beijing Olympics” in Chinese as well as in English. His wife warned him saying that she would divorce him if he went through with it. He refused to listen as he believed she was bluffing but when he finished his run, she carried out her plans and divorced him.

FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 9:57am On Nov 10, 2014
6. Marriage Is a Game:
World of Warcraft is one of the biggest selling games in the world but the makers didn’t expect it to be a marriage breaker. When Jocelyn, a 28 year old gamer, presented her husband Peter with the World of Warcraft game for Christmas, that is exactly what they got. When Peter got the game in 2004, he got so involved in it; he began to neglect himself and his wife. He stopped doing his chores as well as stopped paying the bills. In a matter of 9 months of playing the game, their 6 years marriage was called off. If only there was a reset button for their life as there is in the game.

FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 9:55am On Nov 10, 2014
7. Age Old Lie:
Across the world, women find a need to lie about their age for some of the most outrageous reasons. But eventually, they have to come clean when they decide to settle down. Unfortunately, a Chinese man found out that his wife for 10 years had lied to him from the beginning. She had told him that she was 24 when he plucked up the courage to propose but in reality she was 30. When he found out the truth, he just could not believe it and saw no other outcome but divorce. For a small little number, she lost out on a happy marriage.

FamilyRe: 10 Most Bizarre But True Divorce Stories by yuzjet(op): 9:54am On Nov 10, 2014
8. I’m All In (Literally):
We all know that poker can sometimes go a bit too far and the players can at times lose whatever possessions they have. But this bet took the game to a very different level. A Russian man, Andrei Karpov, lost his entire savings in a game against his opponent, Sergey Brodov. He really wanted to play more but had no more money to, so he did the unthinkable and bet his wife. Karpov lost the hand and with it, his wife. When Sergey showed up at Karpov’s home to take what he had won, his wife was absolutely furious. She then divorced Karpov and began a relationship with Sergey. They were later married. Now, that is what you call a “Royal Flush”.

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