₦airaland Forum

Elsquidme: ask the people calling and spreading false rumour whether Lagos people die of Ebola since the first case is from dia.

Godwinsilas: I want to confirm if you have been getting this calls saying you should go and bath with salt and hot water before 5:00 am this morning.
Honestly i dont no the reason and why we must do this before 5 am
please i need confirmation before one person sit at his or her confort controling verybody.
I dont know if this is a prank messages.

KENFERDYOORI: WHEN I SUPPOSE PEOPLE SHOULD BE SLEEPING

senbonzakura_kageyoshi: Nigerians are everywhere. Including the internet. Especially the internet, and like anywhere you find us, you’ll most likely come across annoying Nigerians that make you just want to buy an assault rifle (asides those telling you they are princes and have billions in a foreign account. I mean, how many Naija peeps will fall for that?). I’ve taken a bit of time out to categorize my five most annoying set of Nigerian on the internet.

1 The LOL Monsters

Where you can find them: Facebook, Twitter, pretty much every social network there is.

[b]What makes them really annoying: [/b]These guys just type LOL to everything you post on social networks. I had breakfast: lol. My boyfriend dumped me: lol. My husband’s plane crashed and he is currently in coma and the doctor said he might have to undergo a sex change to save his life: lol. Sometimes, I begin to suspect that these guys don’t even know the meaning of the slang sef. There was once I got so pissed that I posted this on my Facebook timeline:

https://zakuraweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fbpost-300x45.jpg

The response I got?

https://zakuraweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fbresponse-300x104.jpg

As some people say, I blame MTN for giving that person free MB!

http://zakuraweekly.com/six-types-of-annoying-nigerians-on-the-internet/

andycoy4real: I just camebak 4 d benin office located at obsever lane off airport bt dy r nt gvg form again

Topfizy: u wan talk say u no hear $ news that thers notin like natforce

Topfizy: u wan talk say u no hear $ news that thers notin like natforce

topfally75: i guess u know where 2get it...D Natforce u know av changed...if u c where 2get 2k let me know pls.

topfally75: Incase u need d form 4 ekiti Natforce, u can show interest is just 10K

Antena: Pls house,any one with idea concerning Abuja,akwa ibom and cross river state command of natforce.

elewuro isiaka :
yeah thankz bro, am nt happy 4 wat happened in d training stuff bt i still strongly bliv natforce is real

hayvian: Pls for how long the training gonna takes people @ d training camp in kwara, pls update. Thanks

otalenu: I just hope this force that we're all clamouring for is real.

omoga1908: Notin dan ur plate,2 white vest,2 white nickers,2 white tenis,2 white socks,2 plates,2 spoons,writing material and urslf.

omiobo: Na the guy silly pass.

honeric01: maybe because they prefer the local hotels and motels? no tribe is a saint when it comes to crime.

honeric01: maybe because they prefer the local hotels and motels? no tribe is a saint when it comes to crime.

whiteroses: proud of you guys too bad you got caught. the western steal and exploits from africa till date, our youths are really bringing things back STEAL MORE MY PEOPLE

macjive01: seriously is not no longer a joke.

born2fuckpussy: 99.9 % of nairaland members are going to hell fire, some will burnt with their 32 teeth, tribalism.abusing,and banning my moderators must be stop if anyone guilty of those want to makke heaven