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CareerRe: Female LAWMA Driver Spotted In Lagos (photos) by zadok60: 6:29am On Feb 17, 2016
dz introvert no dey slip? huh
HealthRe: How To Prevent Sweaty And Smelly Butt Crack by zadok60(op): 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2016
ladyF:
ohh thought you were talking about dark undies. Some people prefer cotton to nylon sha...
yea you are right
HealthRe: How To Prevent Sweaty And Smelly Butt Crack by zadok60(op): 8:13pm On Feb 16, 2016
ladyF:
hmmm....Bathing cold water shocked nah, thanks. Some people prefer bright coloured undies, so those dark ones is a no-no. grin
for undies,it is adviceable to put on nylon undies that dries quickly after been soaked..The pants i am talking about are normal trousers,but should not be tight..
HealthHow To Prevent Sweaty And Smelly Butt Crack by zadok60(op): 7:05pm On Feb 16, 2016
Sweaty buttocks is a problem both men and women experience and it can be very embarrassing to the victim.Swamp ass can occur in children as young as eight years and can get worse as you grow older.It usually happens when you exercise,under extreme stress,when you are nervous,sitting for a period of time,eating spicy foods,in a hot humid environment and as a result of a number a health reasons.Sweaty bum can also cause us to accumulate an odor between our butt crack which can be very embarrassing in public.
Here are a number of steps we can take to reduce the sweating and the odor .

Take a cold shower
Take a cold shower at least twice a day . Bathing with warm or hot water will increase your body temperature which will make you sweat more quickly.A cold shower lowers your body temperature.Regular shower will also help to get rid of the bacteria which cause an odor due to sweating.

BATHE WITH AN ANTIPERSPIRANT GEL OR
SOAP

Antiperspirant gels body washes gets rid of dirt,odor and bacteria from your body and your butt crack.Generally they block the medium by which sweat leaves our body it also fight odor.

SHAVE BETWEEN YOUR BUTT
Between your butts has hair which carries bacteria,fungus and odor.Shave it regularly in order to keep your buttocks smelling fresh. So as to prevent bad smells when you sweat in this area.
#Gillette Fusion Proglide is one of the best shavers for this task.

REDUCE STRESS AND ANXIETY TO STOP SWEATING
Stop sweating with your mind.To control the elevated temperature generated by the accelerated energy production,the body sweats.The accumulated fluid on the skin surface,where it evaporates,thus lowering the body’s temperature.
The perspiration associated with stress has higher concentration of organic material than the sweat generated during intense physical activity.Thus,as it accumulates on skin and
clothing it provides a medium for bacterial
action and a more noticeable odor.Manage your stress by using stress release techniques such as diaphragmatic breathing,listening music,quieting this is by striving for positive mental thoughts such as smiling inside or thinking about a cold windy day.

WEAR LOOSE DARK PANTS
Dark clothing will disguise that you have a swamp ass and loose pants would also allow air to pass up your leg to cool you down ventilating your bottom.

PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DIET
Spicy foods increases sweating because your nervous system thinks your body is hot and it increases sweating to cool you down. Onions,garlic and curries also give your sweat an odor so also keep them out of your diet.Caffeinated drink and alcohol also cause sweating so keep them out of your diet.

#lalasticlala do the needful,today na your day o...happy birthday to a great man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)5 Sins Of Raphael Benitez by zadok60(op): 6:32am On Jan 14, 2016
Real Madrid sacked Rafa Benitez and got their own Madrista on the dugout.
Let us highlight the sins of Benitez before we tell you what to expect from Zidane.

1 THE GHOST OF ELCLASSICO
The 0-4 defeat against Barcelona is still fresh in the minds of Perez and everyone calling the shots at Madrid. We knew Benitez was walking on thin ice when he lost 0-4 against Barcelona. This is the major sin he committed.

2 LACK OF PLAYING STYLE
Benitez has similar style with Van Gaal. They both lack style. Madrid plays fast counter attacking football. But Benitez plays Benitez style of football, which is no style at all.

3 MANAGING THE GHOST OF ANCELOTTI
Benitez doesn't know how to handle likable and successful predecessors. He didn't handle the ghost of Mourinho at Inter Milan because Inter Milan and their players loves Mourinho. He didn't handle Ancelotti because Madrid's players loves Ancelotti and he was successful. He fell out with every player who loves Ancelotti and became friends with Bale who didn't speak good when Ancelotti was ousted.

4 HIS FIGHT WITH JAMES RODRIGUEZ
Madrid bought James Rodriguez with a huge amount of money. It was a sin to go all out on James who is loved by Ronaldo and his other team mates. His presser where he said JAMES MUST LEARN HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL was the hight of it. James responding after netting many goals in Columbia didn't help Benitez either. It only proved that Benitez didn't know how to play James.

5 HIS FIGHT WITH RONALDO
It was captured on camera. He said it in different press conferences. He goofed to the point where he said RONALDO IS NOT THE BEST IN THE WORLD. That is a cardinal sin to all Madristas. Including the ones who hates Ronaldo. This is because Ronaldo is Madrid's answer to Barcelona's Messi. So if Enrique says Messi is the best in the world. Any and every Madrid coach must say Ronaldo is the best in the world. It's a big sin not to say so.

Do you agree with me?
Or do you have something more to add??
#front page please..
@lalasticlala,@semid4lyfe and @honeric01
RomanceRe: My Husband Is Drinking My Menstrual Blood And Urine – Woman Reveals by zadok60(op): 11:35am On Jan 09, 2016
Amberon:
Foolish woman. She 'd rather be used killed for ritual than leave the goat.

That is why I advise every lady like myself to strive to be independent. This is what the fear of poverty can do.
hmmmm...I think you have a point here!
RomanceMy Husband Is Drinking My Menstrual Blood And Urine – Woman Reveals by zadok60(op): 10:11am On Jan 09, 2016
Someone sent this to a blog:-

Am a 30 year old lady from Warri and am married to a rich man who runs most of the big shops in town. I have been with this man for the past 3 years now but I have a big problem that needs serious help.
My husband from the time he came back from Tanzania last year he started drinking my menstrual blood and urine, he told me that I should remind him every time when am attending so that I should let him drink the blood.

The first day he did this it was on a night when he wanted to have se x with me and discovered that I was on my periods, he told me not to worry coz that’s what he wanted.

I really need help don’t know what to do coz every time he does that I usually feel dizzy and sleepy. Ive been wanting to tell my friends but am scared I suspect my hubby is using me into rituals what can I do coz I dont want to lose him.. he helps my family.
Nairaland GeneralVery Hilarious: A New Element Added To The Periodic Table by zadok60(op):
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:


1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond,
branded clothes and other expensive items.
.
NATURE:

1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.


OCCURRENCE:

Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
.
Other properties includes:

1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy
Opaque surface area.

2. Very Stable in the presence of i-Pad, Blackberry,
and Galaxy Tabs.

3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.

4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her
Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.

5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000
degrees Naira.


ASSIGNMENT: Give 2 More Physical and Chemical
Properties of the element Gl that you know.
Music/RadioYour Brother Needs Your Help To Win An Award by zadok60(op): 12:00pm On Jan 04, 2016
Enenaija 2016 Award now is on I really
need your Vote to help me win the Best Rapper in the category.
Please help me win this award,it's the first one this year.
Please vote for RAPCUT for Rapper
via:

http://www.enenaija.com/2015/12/27/enenaija-got-talent-award/

Click on the round button on the name,and not below please..God bless you as you help your very own brother
Romance8 Laws Of Attraction by zadok60(op): 11:24pm On Dec 22, 2015
Hi guys,I am going to be sharing with you the laws of attraction that builds a better relationship.Many guys today don't know when and how to approach a lady and some are scared to,having the thought of rejection in mind.I believe with these laws you would learn something.

THE LAWS...
1.Love and Celebrate yourself
If you don't love ans celebrate yourself,it will be difficult for others to do so because you will be sending out negative signals.Nobody likes to stay around gloomy people and it makes you unattractive.

2.Develop a strong confidence
Confidence is attractive and contagious and when people see you as a confident person,it shows you are a secure person and shows a strong and attractive personality.

3.Show Love to Others.
The universal law of sowing and reaping comes to work here because what you sow is what you reap.When you show love to others,you become a lovable person and it makes you attractive.

4.Develop and Package Yourself Well.
People see you before they hear you,and the way you dress determines the way you will be addressed.Spend time grooming and packaging yourself to make sure your appearance is attractive and not repelling.You don't have a second chance to give a first impression.

5.Work on your Communication Skills.
The way you concentrate can either attract people to you or put people off,so you need to work on your communication skill as a major key to attraction.

6.Excel and Flourish in your Career.
Success has many fathers,but failure is an orphan,and success attracts,so doing well in your career and whatever you do makes you attractive.Nobody will like to hang out with anyone that is more associated with failure than success.

7.Develop a Calm,Peaceful and Joyful Personality.
Life is too short to spend with troublesome people,so to be attractive to people,you NEED to consciously develop an attractive personality.Peace and joy is attractive to any normal person.

8.Be a God-centered Person In All You Do.
The God factor cannot be overlooked in any aspect of life including attraction.When you are a God-centered person,the facour of God clothes you and make you attract the right kind of people into your life..

The journey has been exciting so far and I do hope you are learning something new. smiley

Originally written by: Zadok El nino Amos
TravelRe: Photos: Car Accident In Wuse II, Abuja. by zadok60: 5:37am On Dec 15, 2015
There are two things involved in this life.It's either you JAM somebody or they JAM you..








ZADOK
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by zadok60: 11:16am On Dec 13, 2015
Epiphanus20:
1 TALKING TO 5000 MEN WITHOUT A MICROPHONE before going further make i ask you just 1 question,how far can your voice go?Jesus christ talks to over 5 thousand men without even a microphone or speaker,that guy might be having headache everyday due to screaming.

2 HIS PHILOSOPHICAL APPROACH TO ISSUE'S Although Jesus never attended college(i dont know if he attended high school,abeg no ask me).But he settle dispute and answer questions in a more matured way,for instance when the pharisees(or whatever) where about stoning Mary Magdalene,he told them"if you have not done such things in your life,then stone her" but they all dispersed.

3 HIS ABILITY TO TALK FOR DAYS WITHOUT EATING OR DRINKING Jesus Christ can teach for days without showing an expression of hunger or thirst,for instance when he fed 5 thousand men,he had taught for two days without eating anything and yet he is more worried about the crowd that just sit and listen to him.

4 HIS ABILITIES TO KNOW NAMES Although Jesus christ has many Friends and followers but still he knew the names of everyone,for instance he called all his Apostles by name before they became his Apostles,he called Mattew and Zaccheus by name,he also called many people which i wouldnt mention.

5 HIS SPIRIT OF ENDURANCE AND LOVE Jesus was sent into the world to die for our sin not for his own sin and yet he accepted to die,he was born like a horse rather than a King,he started enduring at the age of twelve when he revealed his real family(us),Jesus endured hunger for 40 days and 40 night,he endured temptation,suffered till death just for you and i.

[b]LET WELCOME THE KING.[b/]
This is Grace and not miracle!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Things People Don’t Realize Are Actually Quite Dangerous by zadok60: 5:34am On Dec 13, 2015
wow...very fine thread,let me add my own make who no know to know.

10.Fighting : This may sound silly,because who wouldn’t think that fighting is dangerous?..What people don’t realize, however,is just how easy it is to never get up again.Every year numerous people get hit the wrong way,or fall and smash their head the wrong way,and that’s the end.You may want to punch someone in the face but just know that you could easily end up facing manslaughter charges or you get injured after a fight.

Moral: No gain in any Fight....Stop fighting today!!!

FrontPage things abeg..
Lalasticlala


HAPPY SUNDAY TO YOU ALL!
SportsHelp Save the Life of a Chelsea fan Please by zadok60(op):
lol help save the life of a Chelsea fan today please..

CelebritiesRe: Mum Slammed After Posting These Modeling Photos Of Her 7yr Old On FB by zadok60(op):
more

CelebritiesMum Slammed After Posting These Modeling Photos Of Her 7yr Old On FB by zadok60(op): 8:40pm On Dec 04, 2015
Zino is an aspiring model and her proud mum shared
photos of her recent shoot on her Facebook page.Many
of her followers descended on her, saying the pics/poses were inappropriate for a 7 year old girl.See the
photos after the cut and tell us what you think...

RomanceRe: 10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life Of Guys With Small Joysytick by zadok60: 7:44pm On Dec 04, 2015
but guys with small tan tan also have one big advantage o...
when you entered the tunnel without a rubber and wanna cum immediately,na der u go wish say u get small joystick like tosyne use to say!!
Jokes EtcWhen You Keep Having Sex In The Dark... by zadok60(op): 2:43pm On Dec 03, 2015
to all the badt guys ang girls in the house,the quickie masters and mistresses who would never miss any opportunity under the stairs,and every dark koror grin
continue o,una rewards dey wait for una o cheesy

Jokes EtcRe: When You're From The Middlebelt... by zadok60: 2:35pm On Dec 03, 2015
this op has smoked some gum shaaaa...
RomanceRe: If It Were You? by zadok60: 11:39pm On Nov 30, 2015
MissMalia:
I couldn't spend my money on you because you refused to give me sex and its hurting me. No guy can accept what I ve endured with u. You re a virgin and your boyfriend tells you this. What would you do?
I've been trying to reach you on air,but your line isn't connecting..Call me let us talk,I need to tell you something..
Missed you!
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Defeats Wladimir Klitschko by zadok60(op): 4:35pm On Nov 29, 2015
Ferdinandu:
Chai this was sweet. I wish someone would have done the same thing to that over pompous Mayweather before his untimely retirement. His own annoy me more than that of Klitschko brothers because he is too proud.
mayweather wasn't a heavy weight fighter,I still believe Manny won him,the Americans are the most corrupt people in the world if you would agree with me..
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Defeats Wladimir Klitschko by zadok60(op): 4:30pm On Nov 29, 2015
allanphash7:
Shame on u samuel peter ooo



See as the guy we disgracr u dey bleed



Make this tyson come challenge me now
lols..you must be hulk then!
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Defeats Wladimir Klitschko by zadok60(op): 4:24pm On Nov 29, 2015
umehmj:
good to see him bleed. shebi na him knocked our Samuel Peters out and coldhuh
mehn you no sabi forgive person ooo..lmao
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Defeats Wladimir Klitschko by zadok60(op): 3:51am On Nov 29, 2015
A bloodied Klitschko looks on during the fight
Fury spent the fifth dancing between stances and,
while the Ukrainian was slowly finding his range, a
head clash opened a wound underneath Klitschko's left
eye. Smelling blood, Fury connected with a right that
drew a wry smile.
A second cut emerged, this time above the same eye,
and the sight of the bloodied Klitschko struggling to
locate his fleet-footed challenger seemed almost alien.
Unfazed, Fury strolled with his hands beneath his
waist - meanwhile, the champion's bludgeoning right
remained an unused, neglected cannon.

SportsTyson Fury Defeats Wladimir Klitschko by zadok60(op): 3:50am On Nov 29, 2015
Tyson Fury became the heavyweight champion of the world after producing an inspired display to out-point Wladimir Klitschko on Saturday night.

The Lancashire puncher ended the reign of boxing's most dominant heavyweight of the 21st century to capture the WBA Super, WBO and IBF titles in the ESPRIT arena in Dusseldorf.

Fury was light on his toes for the duration and although he did not land any particularly brutal shots and had one point deducted, he was awarded a unanimous 115-112, 115-112, 116-111 scoreline after forcing Klitschko to unsuccessfully chase him for the majority of the proceedings.
http://www.skysports.com/klitschko-vs-fury/news/33472/10083545/klitschko-vs-fury-tyson-fury-wins-unanimous-decision-against-wladimir-klitschko

CelebritiesRe: Angry Woman Made D'banj Prostrate Before Her At Enugu Airport by zadok60: 3:27am On Nov 29, 2015
tonychristopher:
Burna boy is Igbo and Igbo don't prostrate
Assuming he was a yoruba man,that's what I meant..
CelebritiesRe: Angry Woman Made D'banj Prostrate Before Her At Enugu Airport by zadok60: 8:24pm On Nov 28, 2015
na for plane you go know say people humble to the call..honestly that was too much for d banj sha,you fit tell burna boi this rubbish?.. huh
PoliticsRe: Police Officer Attacked By Thugs In Kogi Ahead Of Gov Elections (Graphic Photos) by zadok60: 4:32pm On Nov 20, 2015
menix:
Policehuh Mtcheeww!!!!!!!

Can such be done to an Army officerhuh
Capital NO!!

Whyhuh


Police lacks DISCIPLINE....
where are you driving to?...
it seems you don't know the meaning of "THUGS",try come ayingba for kogi state make you know wats up wen u see them...
PoliticsRe: Events That Shocked The World In 2015 by zadok60: 3:29pm On Nov 18, 2015
cry
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Hakeemeffect: Advanced Nollywood Special Makeup Effect [ Graphic Images] by zadok60: 3:43am On Nov 18, 2015
d guy in d first pic be like,make this red oil no go stain my new polo o.. grin

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