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Thanks !
D's is very important 4 me. I wl now b feeling bad dt I 'cant' give.
The most annoying one is when someone calls 2 tell U dt his rent is expiring and he would be evicted today.
Zo, you no know since like 3 months b4 ? U wan use your mismanagement of finance to disturb my own peace.

lalasticlala:
For over a month now, I have been having hitches browsing with glo network on chrome, Firefox, internet explorer, both on mobile and on computers.

I noticed that I can't access the "religious", "new" features on nairaland with glo, I also can't modify and open some selected topics.

A times after modifying a topic, I can't open that thread again with glo.

But the glo network only works on Ucweb, Opera Mini.

This has forced me to dump glo for MTN that works perfectly in all the browsers. I used to do the N8000 glo subscription per month, but due to this issue, I did the N5k subscription & the last one I did was that of N1k subscription, while going for MTN bulk subscription which has been serving me perfectly.

Nairalanders, please who else is experiencing these problems of browsing with glo on Nairaland? Kindly share your experiences.

True ooo ! Same thing here ! I can't open some topics and that new segment too !

Op, this 1000 naira insurance , wey we dey do for Vio office ?

Is it any good ?

It's typed and all, your name printed on it an all...

I think it should b dependent on how much U earn .

Maybe a percentage of it. We all earn different and so appropriate different for feeding.

I think it should b dependent on how

This is awesome !

Am joining soon !

And here I am, needing some serious answers 2 Op's question...only 2 C some jobless nairalanders come & 'book space' ,

Smh ,

well meaning peeps, pls recommend , I am also looking 4 sometin within dt budget

At, 145 if you divide his age by half, its still mor dan d life expectancy in Naija

Btw, this might not b as a result of exercise or anything...

who God bless, God don bless am...no be everything get explanation !

Except that with d Naija versions, theres going 2 have 2 b a lot of make up, over elaborated juju scenes & plenty evil forests !

DEngineer:
Over 50% car users in NIGERIA believe that the use of AC burns the fuel the way stove burns kerosene, hence they roll down their glasses and swallow dusts everyday.

Pls can U authoritatively tell me d % increase in fuel consumption by d use of d ac? I am 1 of d 50%

Cc: Explorers AutofactorNG & every oda person wey sabi car & ac wella, Pls ur thoughts as well

ave U found it?

And dey r also d people dt would advertise posts in all ds job websites , invite U 4 interview 5 minutes after U send ur cv...only 4 them 2 tell U 2 bring 5000 & 5 other people 2 bring 5000 & U start getting 5000 on d 5000'th person.‎

D so'called 'GM' would now b telling U dt U r a fine gal oo...

Kai, we don suffer ehn.

*singing Beyonce*

If U like it, U shoulda put it 'ring' on it...



I didn't say anything ooo,

Hit like if U know what I mean jare !

Gradually shifting from production 2 marketing-becoming d middle man

D guy go just go ask d parents 4 change from d brideprice

Dere r some kindof cultures that encourage this 'free talk'
In my side, if u r telling ur husband how u want it...ah, You be 'ashawo' b dat or u r spoilt

U r 2 just lie down on ur back and take it...like literally

Ingenious!

Except dt all d movie stars dt act in d movie need to b on d poster! And yes, don't let us forget about d stupid gateman! Yoruba films aren't complete without it !

Tolexander:
*para mode activated*

You surely need alabukun!

maybe I do

No way, they hav 2 hav the same 'vision' to all their activities. And it commands more respect, couples being together, besides it's 1 God they both claim to worship, so someone has to make the sacrifice no matter how tied they are to their former place of worship. And the leaders of d church should also advise them, what God has joined together...

lolaxavier:
Alert!
Indomie generation busted...

I'm closer 2 my 30's than my 20's, I have neva used nor know what it is used for, maybe because we have good hospitals in the north here, it just shows how shallow your thinking, that because I never used an indigenous drug, you think am younger.

What if I tell You I never licked 'go-go', or I never wore 'kito'? Well I never did (because I'my parents never liked them), but I did watch 'reach out nigeria',rent'a'ghost and I loved 'tales by moonlight', now tell me my age?

Your Standard of living affects what you are exposed to *pun intended*. This is just a lesson for you, and not to prove or disprove anything.

Tolexander:
na your generation naw, surely, you are meant to know everything about it, including the number of characters written on each pack.

Forgive my err. Certainly, I can't make the mistake, misspelling eba, amala, ewedu and gbegiri.

Hehehe, go & use it 2 collect money in d bank sir

Tolexander:
indomine generation sighted, please keep off

It's 'indomie' not indomine, please learn more

I don't kno wat it was used 4, but Kai - d drug popular gaan no be small...na back to back hit!
D streets really took over

Don't we av a female banker on nairaland- dt can come and give us like a average percentage of known colleagues wit 'opened legs', or even banker guys dt know what goes on in their offices ?
I think d targets r soo unrealistic dt dey 'do all they can'
But in d north here, U seldom hear 'it' outside d way we hear it 4rm d west or east, most households either has one big uncle with plenty cows dt can promise U one big money during festival, or one uncle who is high up in politics dt can deposit sometin 4 U

I love you more than all d words in all d pages of all d books in d world.

I love You from here 2 d moon & back.

*wink*

We won't kno dat they r Nigerians now...

But let them commit a crime, that's when u'll hear their full name, followed by *a nigerian*...

Let's all b committed 2 rebranding naija

#peace

Wen u realise dat there's no future in d relationship...just quit & look somewhere else.

Ladies need 2 know dt there is nothing wrong in being single!

D students should call for their scripts & have it remarked by other lecturers.
If dey keep quiet, it's because they have bn shouting in d clubs at night & in d football viewing centres

#lasgidi #amproudlykano

I pray they can start investing & encouraging other aspiring entreprenuers.

Having all d money 2 buy Ur grandson a wristwatch in advance is nothing if a random tout in Lagos son can become a tout as well & stab him wit a bottle some day.

Invest & educate d youth- protect Our future!

It's goin 2 b difficult, I don't tink it's possible sef

seconded

younghartz:
If you can't give a better advice just shut the fvck up

Op,all you gat to do is 2 make her feel she can trust u,rely on u.
My girlfrnd used to behave like this b4 bt I tried my best to make everything look great. Now she can dance in front of me,even sing in front of me....when a shy girl start exhibiting all this she can nw trust you.... B4 I couldn't hold my gf and walk bt nw its old story...whenever we're having a discuss she's nw d first to kiss...

She's a pisces(zodiac sign) then tend to exhibit this kind of character

When was she born? (Her month)