₦airaland Forum

Nothing ooo. still on my bed playing with my instrument of change(PVC).





Preparing for the voting accreditation soonest.

Time to relax and make fun with possible headlines. i suggest this thread be moved to the front page.

Even if i am the last person in APC, I will vote Buhari to justify my conscience.








This may be another blatant lie from TANoids.

DeviIhimself:
#NeverAgain shall Buhari terrorise Nigerians

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Gej till 2019

Your moniker said it all.

i have applied but APC still has my vote.

jonathan the dreamer. he will leave there for a church.

does it mean some us that do not receive the message are ok?

EbubeOnoh:
Yesterday was trimendious and exiting, as we the celebrate our festival with joy and happiness.

i believe you are not one of those that criticise PEJ. This your grammar is begging for Patrick Obahiagbon's attention.

PDP and her unmatched hypocrisy...
They celebrate the not only brain dead
but incapacitated Dan Baba Suntai as
the governor of Taraba State (depriving
the people of Taraba good governance
by so doing) yet they desperately spite
healthily certified GMB on fabricated
health issues.
Somehow these idiots think Nigerians
are stupid. Verily, we shall know how
stupid we are come March 28.
I have decided to # VoteGMB ...have
you

good! their morale will be boosted more when Buhari comes on board

Recycled thieves

my crush has finally gone

vjsmiles:
PASTOR PROBABLY LUSTING AFTER YOUR BAE...

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIS SUPPOSED SPIRITUAL "VISIONALISM""

that is my thought too because my babe is well endowed in all departments. God will not forgive him if he succeeds in this.

We are in love deeply and everybody around especially the immediate members of our knows this. Having spent more than 12 months dating, we would have married if not the issue of under-employment.
The problem started last week when she followed her mum to pray in a newly built church in her area. The 'pastorpreneur' started seeing 'vision' castigating our relationship in a supposed spiritual realm in the present of the mum. Things are going out of control presently and this girl is just an epitome of what i want as wife.

MY PLAN
The church will be having a mega crusade next week and i am planning to attend the service and use the opportunity of giving 'testimony' to tell congregation about what their pastor is doing to my relationship. Apart from God, she is my source of joy.

Please am i right in my plan? My heart is burning as i type.

political begging

(1) When they loot money, they keep it in
Switzerland;
(2) When sick, they go to Germany;
(3) When investing, they go to America;
(4) When buying mansions, they visit
London;
(5) When shopping they go to Dubai;
(6) When on holidays, they visit Paris or
Bahamas;
(7) Quality education for their children, they
select Europe;
( When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia
or Jerusalem;
BUT when they DIE, they all want to be
BURIED in NIGERIA. Part of their will on the
critical hospital bed in Germany reads:
"Return me home when I breath no more.
Burry me in my fatherland, the land of my
ancestors. That is where I belong. Indeed,
there is no place like home."
Abeg help me ask them, NIGERIA NA
CEMENTRY?

(1) When they loot money, they keep it in
Switzerland;
(2) When sick, they go to Germany;
(3) When investing, they go to America;
(4) When buying mansions, they visit
London;
(5) When shopping they go to Dubai;
(6) When on holidays, they visit Paris or
Bahamas;
(7) Quality education for their children, they
select Europe;
( When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia
or Jerusalem;
BUT when they DIE, they all want to be
BURIED in NIGERIA. Part of their will on the
critical hospital bed in Germany reads:
"Return me home when I breath no more.
Burry me in my fatherland, the land of my
ancestors. That is where I belong. Indeed,
there is no place like home."
Abeg help me ask them, NIGERIA NA
CEMENTRY?

In few days time Obanikoro the man
indicted in the ekiti election rigging will
be made a minister, jona will exonerate,
pardon him or ignore the indictment as
usual. Or this nomination might be a pat
on the back for a job well done. This is
how it goes in Jona's ZOOGERIA. You
handled Nigeria like a Games Reserve
where people can be killed or left to die
for mere political gains. You watched
haplessly or rather unconcerned as
people were been killed in the North
East, in fact all you did as a responsible
Government was to count the number of
deads. Alakyo (ombatse) became a god
of death in Nasarawa where his occultic
gang killed well over 100 police men and
all you did was to wave them a pardon.
The souls of those police men deserve
justice, their widowed wives and
orphaned children will get their justice by
our votes. Thank God there is an
election, a day of reckoning, that the fear
of an eminent defeat could see you do
the things you never dared for six years.
You became responsible, responsive
and daring, you visited Baga, shifted
elections to the magic of six week
something you made us feel was
impossible for six years. So governance
could be this easy but you've always
made us believe its rocket science that
you had difficulties knowing where
Gwoza is. In fact you felt North East was
not your business, you even had more
concern for the French 12 than the 2000
Baga massacre. Well thanks to elections
the battle is now on, our prayers and
support are for our gallant soldiers at
the battle front, we wish them well, we
pray they annihilate these bastards, we
wish they bring back the head of Shekau
in six weeks.
But Oga Jona hope in this SIX weeks
our streets will become safe again and
that we can sleep with our eyes closed.
We hope the Chibok girls be returned,
We hope in SIX weeks you will undo the
stolen trillions,
We Hope Maina and the pension thieves
will be brought to book,
Hope in six weeks Oduah, Diezani will be
made accountable for their money
scandals, Hope in six weeks justice will be done to
the Halliburton, Siemens and Malabu
cases,
Hope in six weeks you will find the
missing billion dollars
undo the state pardon granted Alams,
Bode, Almustapha and allow them face
justice and the wrath of the Law.
Hope in SIX weeks you will undo all the
destruction caused Boko Haram,
Hope you can pay all the uncalled debt
incurred by your administration in this
SIX weeks,
Hope in 6 weeks stealing in public office
and high places will become corruption
and apprehended,
Hope in six weeks our Naira will regain
its strength,
Hope we can have a healthy fuel price in
your six weeks,
Hope in 6 weeks you will light up
Nigeria,
Hope in Six weeks the 1.5 million jobs
you promised will be created,
In your "magical" six weeks we hope to
see the dredging of river Niger, the
completion of 2nd Niger bridge, the
revitalization of Ajaokuta Iron Steel and
Refineries promised.
The rehabilitation and projection of Aba
industries
The dualizations of Abuja-Abaji, Enugu
highways and the completion of East
West road.
...and more importantly hope in SIX
weeks Elections can hold in all sanity.
Thank you.

i wish they are transparent this time. those questions in the botched exercise last year were not applicant-friendly.

threats as usual. i think goodluck AZIKIWE is your brother.

udemzyudex:
you expect me to believe this sh1t? You can do better than this op

what will you ever believe? Do you believe in yourself?

Despite the postponement of election, i told her to stay off to honour Buhari.



May God grant Buhari victory next month in Jesus' name.

the end will justify the means. pdp has succeeded in their shameful act through other mushroom parties.


Buhari will match unto march to claim his victory.

nice one

you can equally stop eating.

saTANists will not be happy to hear this.


God bless Buhari in Jesus' name.

The chronic womaniser ffk is now working for our ogogoro master

Truth is always bitter. Buhari has become their nightmare. One of the reasons i am going to church today is to pray for GMB's success next month.



We want change. Enough of this fake fresh air.

nairaland and counter threads. chai diaris God.




Anyway, Sai Buhari.

He keeps wasting his state's money on unnecessary advert that indirectly proclaim the victory of GMB