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Sports / Re: International Friendly: Nigeria Vs Ghana (2 - 1) On 22nd March 2024 by Zakkyoz: 8:18pm On Mar 22
leathalbeast:
10 against 11 we even score a goal. I blame our coach for the selection in the first half our midfield was completely dead against nigeria. He will chop insults on Ghana radio today

Make una dey play. Nigeria is never your mate even though it's hard for you to admit it.

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Politics / Re: Diri, Uzodinma, Dino Favourites To Win November 11 Election – Falcon Alliance by Zakkyoz: 9:32pm On Nov 08, 2023
Biased opinion polls. That Kogi's prediction got me laughing. Anyway, I will come back here to say 'how far' to the paid agent when the election is over
Family / Re: 38 Years Old, 40k Salary, 5 Children Living In One Room by Zakkyoz: 10:22pm On Jul 20, 2023
ConfusePoint:
Ranting. Ranting. Ranting.

I have decided to rant out my predicaments on this forum today.

What is the way out of poverty for me?

One inlaw is even living with us, making it 8 in number, all in one room.

This thing don come big pass me.

I know most of you here would blame me for impregnating a woman to give birth to that number of children but then, life is life. It happens like that sometimes.

They say a poor man's prayer is "e go better" but instead of things to get better in Nigeria, everyday things get worse.

Truth is, except I drive myself out of this mess to a better life for me and my children, this poverty that is so stricken will likely be extended to my children, which I really don't want.

No two ways about it except ...

But like a car without tyres, can it move even if it has fuel? Definitely no.

For 4 days now, I sleep outside in an abandoned car because of financial war at home. I can't go back home and I even feel like never to go back there but should I abandon them like that and run away? To where?

When I went to the market the other day with 5k to buy food items for the house, I was crying and talking to myself on my way back because I came back with almost nothing.

Nigeria have succeed to plug life out of poor Nigerians. The poor cannot breathe again. Let's die and go.

Advice: never give birth when you are not financially strong. Unfortunately, I've learned my lesson the hard way.

Life happens.

How do I help this family better than I am trying?

Wishing you the best in all you do.

When people are complaining about hardship in this country, don't put mouth because you brought incurable poverty upon yourself. How could you produce such number of children with meager income with the hope that "e go better". There is another function your manhood should perform aside sex. If you don't train those children very well, they will become a threat to your life. You did wrong for manufacturing children without a deep thoughts on your financial capabilities.

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Politics / Re: Police Kill Four Gunmen Attempting To Enforce Sit-At-Home In Enugu by Zakkyoz: 11:13am On Jul 08, 2023
NapoleonHill:
Genocide and ethnic cleansing.

I'm sorry to say that you have obviously lost your sanity.

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Fashion / Re: What's Your Opinion About Women With Multiple Piercings? Especially On... by Zakkyoz: 11:59pm On Jun 21, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
On the ear lobes. I have about 4 piercings on my ear lobes. That's not too much, is it?


Don't mind them. The piercing is not too much. Is it not just four piercing? Add four more to make it 8 on each ear. Premium Olosho
Politics / Re: Ortom Hands Over, Passes N187bn Debt To Successor by Zakkyoz: 10:36am On May 29, 2023
Flangelo12:
He did a great job in Benue state.


Great job of embezzlement I guess.

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Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion 'Heartbroken' As She Cancels World Tour Due To Ill-Health by Zakkyoz: 10:46pm On May 26, 2023
Righteousness2:
Whoever is close to the Celine Dion should tell her to come down to Nigeria.
There is a GOD that does the impossible right here.
There is a GOD that saves, Heals and Delivers no matter what the doctor says.

Tell her to come down to the GOD of CHOSEN here in Lagos, Nigeria. She will be made whole.

It is not a brag, it is a Fact!
What the GOD of CHOSEN cannot do, Does not Exist.


And until she comes to Nigeria before prayers of God of chosen can be effective on her. May you speedily be healed of this excessive hallucinations.
Family / Re: How Many Kids Do You Still Wanna Have? by Zakkyoz: 6:23pm On Feb 06, 2023
Sheistoopretty:


That's not for Nigerian men, Nigerian men can be Poverty-stricken and still giving birth to children like rabbits grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Just take a look around u, isn't it poor men who are having majority of kids? If u had said foreign men, I will understand

Nigerian men are just Us*less.......all of them grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


With all due respect, I want to put it to you that you're very 'stewpid' for that your last sentence. Thanks.
TV/Movies / Re: Hermes Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija Level Up House by Zakkyoz: 8:00pm On Sep 25, 2022
gassbee:
Those rings all over his face were a really a turn off


Exactly, how can a rational man pierce all his face in that disgusting manner

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Culture / Re: ‘Egbira’ Finally Gazetted As Common Name For An Ethnic Group by Zakkyoz: 11:34pm On Sep 13, 2022
OtunbaStixx23:
rubbish


You can see that your 'rubbish' comment can only fetch you just five likes. Go back and check your brain in case it is off immediately you switched on your data on your miserable phone.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's E-Campaign Dwarfs APC And PDP As Kwankwaso Struggles To Fit In by Zakkyoz: 7:31pm On Jul 28, 2022
Prayfortheworld:
My president!!

They said we don't have structure but we keep preaching the gospel.
I was watching and interview online yesterday one man was asking northerners in Gombe state who they will vote for alot said they'll vote for obi when asked why they said they don't know him before but what they have read about him online gives them every reason to vote him.

Lol those Tinubu followers keep neglecting the power of social media saying people that will vote are not on social media.
Fools that doesn't know that awareness are created on social media alot of Nigerians don't know obi before but social media made them to know Peter Obi
85% of Nigerians have Android phones and are always online reading alot
85% of Nigerians have television
95% of Nigerians have radio you guys can keep on decieving yourself. Keep talking about obi we love it!!!
Alot of people have not voted before but they're getting their voter's card and are going to vote because of obi(someone like me)
Keep doubting the power of social media it will shock you guys.
If you like don't market your own candidate keep attacking obi we love the popularity, and alot of nairalands are getting to like and know him because of you guys

South South and southeast is giving Obi buck votes you can go to the street and do the findings yourself if you doubt me!
Obi for president!!
Alot of my Yoruba friends are supporting him
Alot of my Hausa friends are supporting him!
And that gives me joy.. no room for tribalism a better Nigeria is what we want!!

PS: Igbos have more population in Nigeria than any other tribe just that all that matters to them is there business, they hardly pay attention to politics or voting if south East and South South come out in massive form and give obi their vote he will win this election without no sentiment.
Atiku almost won last election because of Peter Obi not because people love atiku! And that's fact!

I'm not voting obi because his Igbo
Give me Ambode and give me okorocha I'll pick Ambode a million times.
Give me Kwankwaso and hope uzodimma I'll pick kwankwaso a million times!
I hate tribalism I'll always do what's right and leave the rest for God!


I am tempted to 'obidient' with this your write up.
Car Talk / Re: Install GPS Tracker On Your Car And Get Peace Of Mind. by Zakkyoz: 8:23pm On Mar 26, 2022
Paschal5835:
Avoid car theft and always monitor your car's whereabouts....

Shuts down the car engine and restarts with a sim message.

View live reports on the car...


How can one contact you?
Sports / Re: John Dumelo: I Will Walk Barefoot From Accra To Lagos If Nigeria Defeats Ghana by Zakkyoz: 7:31pm On Mar 25, 2022
Make sure you come with that blockhead called Shatta Wale. E get wetin I wan tell am
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Star Tacha Pose With Beautiful Photos by Zakkyoz: 3:35pm On Feb 03, 2022
CeeC and Tacha are the same bitter leaf.

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Religion / Failed 2021 Prophecy:okikijesu Saw Death Of A Governor & Woman Emerging Governor by Zakkyoz: 8:20pm On Dec 31, 2021
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2021/01/16/2021-crisis-in-aso-rock-will-shake-nigeria-niger-delta-will-clash-with-fulani-governor-will-die-prophet-okikijesu/%3famp

“Thus says the Lord of hosts: One of the 2023 Presidential aspirants is about to leave this world, and rest permanently. Three of them are presently sick and they are being treated. If one of them dies, the remaining two sick aspirants will be afraid.
“A male governor will die and the Deputy Governor who is female will assume the position of the Governor of the State.
“Thus says the Lord: They will agree that the woman who is the Deputy Governor should be the Interim Governor. It will be like the case of Jonathan and Ya’radua.
Politics / Re: Buhari’ll Reduce Petrol To N40/L —david-west by Zakkyoz: 4:47pm On Nov 27, 2021
Lilprincey:
Buhari is nad MERLIN so am not expecting miracles..he should 1st solve insurqency b4 reducinq prices of gas..




You're gifted with the spirit of seeing into the future. Our collective hope has been shattered!

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s ‘DEEL’ With Nigerian Youths by Zakkyoz: 2:49pm On Nov 27, 2021
I wonder where this man will hide his face after the end of this ignominious administration. We were promised stable power supply, millions of job, security and refineries. Now, where are the refineries? Remember fuel price will be hiked by February, 2022 to further punish Nigerians for choosing your principal. Cooking gas is now 'unbuyable' by average Nigerian. What did we do to deserve this punishment?

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Romance / What Is The Best Caption For This Wedding Picture? by Zakkyoz: 10:16pm On Nov 06, 2021
Best caption please.

Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Begins Construction Of Ganaja Flyover Lokoja: Pics & Video by Zakkyoz: 7:57pm On Sep 23, 2021
Valkrie:


The contract was awarded by the past PDP governor and fund for payment in full was on ground before he left office....there was even a ceremony done....!! Its not a bello project...the only thing bello did in that state is to destroy all the round about in the state capital cos he thought the igala people buried charm there and even at that he still ended up been a disaster.....!!!



You're a liar. I am sorry to say.

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Celebrities / Re: Laycon Gushes Over Cee-C by Zakkyoz: 11:52pm On Apr 16, 2021
The topic should have read
"Laycon gushes over bag of troubles"

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Politics / Oseni Commends Gov Bello For Pan-nigeria Political Ideology by Zakkyoz: 4:08pm On Jan 22, 2021
As the governing All Progressives Congress (APC) embarks on nationwide membership registration and revalidation exercise, the Senator representing Kogi Central Senatorial District, Senator Yakubu Oseni has once again called on his constituents and Nigerians as a whole to register in their respective wards in order to have their voices aired and heard.

Senator Oseni made the call today in Abuja while commending the Chairman of the APC Registration and Revalidation Enlightenment and Mobilisation Committee, Governor Yahaya Bello on his rare pan-Nigeria political belief which he opined will swell the membership base of the governing party.

While stressing that the APC is the only stable, unbeatable and human-focused political party in Nigeria, the lawmaker who is the Chairman, Senate Committee on ICT/Cybercrime said windows of opportunity are always open for whoever has the interest of the nation at heart to join in order to consolidate on the achievements recorded by the present administration.

"We are again at the critical point of decision making in this country. The point of making decision on strengthening the political platform whose major policy thrust is in taking practical steps to reduce the poverty level through various social investment schemes, ensuring food sufficiency through agricultural revolution and above all, securing our nation against internal insurrection.

"Join the APC where your voice, no matter how feeble it is, will be heard and respected. Your membership of the party is the first and important criteria in taking decision on whom your mandate at the local, state and federal levels will be given" the lawmaker enlightened.

It would be recalled that Governor Yahaya Bello who is presently enjoying rising political acceptance across the country, had shortly after inauguration as the Chairman, APC Registration and Revalidation Enlightenment and Mobilisation Committee, promised to quadruple the current membership base of the party. The Governor is also known as a mascot for political victories in his state and beyond.

The membership registration and revalidation exercise is expected to commence on the 25th of January, 2021.

#senatorYakubuOseniMediaCrew




Oseni commends Gov Bello for Pan-Nigeria political ideology ...Canvases members for APC http://thereflection.com.ng/2021/01/22/oseni-commends-gov-bello-for-pan-nigeria-political-ideology-canvases-members-for-apc/
Family / Re: Wife Can't Tell Who Impregnated Her Between Her Husband & Her Father-In-Law by Zakkyoz: 4:08pm On Jan 16, 2021
ashacot:

She didn't mention her name. Everything is unanimous.


Do you mean to say everything is anonymous?

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Family / Re: Suitors Now Prefer Our Maids For Marriage To Our Daughters by Zakkyoz: 4:04pm On Jan 16, 2021
CalliDora1:
Thank God, mum did a good job on us in the domestic area and both parents ensured we had a good and sound education.

Imagine being made to cook at the age of 10 for the whole house.. mum made sure of that and we still lived the best aje butter life ever. Now, everyone is a pro in everything.

Oga, loud it!



I am interested in this last line. "Now, everyone is a pro in everything" Hope you're not a member of the SWAN?
Politics / Re: FG Moves To End DSTV's Monopoly, Says Multichoice Is Cheating Nigerians by Zakkyoz: 12:43pm On Jul 05, 2020
Useless government! How many times is government 'moving' to end the monopoly? The 'move' will end when they collect the usual bribe.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Storm FMC Lokoja, Shoot Sporadically (Photos) by Zakkyoz: 2:41pm On Jul 01, 2020
FMC scuffle : Kogi State Government reacts
By Inside Story - July 1, 2020 30 0

The attention of the Kogi State Government has been drawn to the unfortunate scuffle between the Staff of the Federal Medical Centre, Lokoja and some patients’ relatives at the hospital, this morning.

Preliminary findings revealed that the violence ensued when relations of patients in the medical facility protested against the failure of the management of the hospital to attend to them.

Many people in the Emergency Ward were left unattended to and a mother delivered at the gate of the hospital. That generated a lot of public tension in the State.

Tension started building since yesterday when patients and their relatives learnt of a plan by the medical staff to stage a protest today, seeking protection from Covid-19.

We urge the people of the State to remain calm as Government will ensure maintenance of law and order.

We also sue for calm and urge medical authorities to remain committed to their medical profession and responsibilities as Government will protect them in order to give them the confidence to deliver. Healthcare management must never be politicized.

Also, Government will carry out further investigations to ascertain the remote causes of the breach of peace by the protesters and also address their fears.

The Kogi State Government will also make the State-owned Specialist Hospital available to patients in critical condition and who are denied medical attention by the authorities of the Federal Medical Centre, Lokoja.

01/07/2020.
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Zakkyoz: 2:27pm On Apr 12, 2020
Ingriid:
Oh! Now u want d church to be a place of healing? The church u never believed in should come to d rescue? Isn’t this double standard? Why don’t u go to Wuhan in China where this epidemic broke out and look for healing..You don’t believe in d church, why do u want healing from d church?


From your response, I know you are deluded and low in critical thinking ability. For your information, I am a Christian. How has it become a sin to ask a Pastor who has Miracle and Healing School to heal the world of the pandemic that threatens humanity?

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Churches Are Not Places Of Infection But Places Of Blessings by Zakkyoz: 8:04am On Apr 12, 2020
You mean Church is no longer a place of healing? Can't you invite all the coronavirus patient across the globe to your church to heal them by laying of hands? Nigeria's name and image will be improve if any of our former miracle-performing pastor can heal/cure the virus.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by Zakkyoz: 5:52pm On Mar 30, 2020
MetalJigsaw:
are you an atheist? Just asking

I am not an atheist. Thanks for asking.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by Zakkyoz: 6:21pm On Mar 28, 2020
SperoQuest:
It's clear you didn't see the video.
He talked about the vaccine and how to get the cure.



Why is your life like this? What vaccine should he talk about when he is supposed to invite all coronavirus patient worldwide to his church and heal them by laying of hands as usual.

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Health / Re: Benue Confirms First Case Of Coronavirus by Zakkyoz: 5:50pm On Mar 28, 2020
I did not believe this. Prophet T.B Joshua said he has sent rain to wipe the pandemic on 27th. Why are we still getting these reports especially from Benue State whose Governor is a Pastor?
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Replies Zlatan Ibile's Diss Track by Zakkyoz: 9:57am On Oct 17, 2019
Just imagine a man marries CeeC and Tacha as co-wives in a roof. It will be hell on earth!

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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Celebrates Regina Daniels On Her 19th Birthday (Photos) by Zakkyoz: 1:08pm On Oct 10, 2019
Wow! this girl that is always 16 is finally 19.

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