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PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Defeat Jonathan - OBJ by Zakkyoz:
My househood and I are for Buhari even if he doesn't have primary school certificate.
PoliticsWhy Change Is Imminent. by Zakkyoz(op): 1:11pm On Jan 21, 2015
Jonathan inherited 774 LGA, today he
has ceded 30 to General Shakau of
Boko-haram.
Jonathan inherited 23 PDP Governors
but he ceded 5 to opposition APC.
Jonathan inherited 4000 megawatts of
electricity but we are now left with
2500 megawatts with obnoxious tariff
from PHCN.
Jonathan inherited 2.4 million barrel
quota from OPEC but he ceded 1 million
barrels to smugglers.
Jonathan inherited a naira value of 155
to dollar but naira is now traded at 185.
Jonathan inherited 30% unemployment
but he has doubled it to 55%.
Jonathan inherited positive AAA rating
bond but JPMORGAN has rated our
bond negative.
Jonathan inherited a surviving stock
market but he killed the stock market.
Jonathan inherited 10% duty on
tokumbo cars but he increased it to
70%.
Jonathan inherited chibokgirls but he
lost them to Shakau.
Jonathan inherited a booming economy
but doom is what he is about to
handover.
To worse it off, Jonathan is promoting
STEALING against our moral and
societal upbringing.
What then is safe under Jonathan? ??
Absolutely Nothing! !!
Dear Jonathan,
I can't afford more losses! !!
Enough is enough! !!
Changiiiiiii! !!! Changiiiiiii! !!
Changiiiiiii! !!!
FeBuhari is the month.
Buharism is the spirit.
Sai Buhari!
Diaritz god. Dazzol
PoliticsRe: Buhari Not Ill — APC Campaign Group by Zakkyoz: 6:09am On Jan 17, 2015
i will still vote GMB even if he has no certificate, ill, can't remember his phone number and other lies by pdp.

Jonathan is an insult to PHD holders.
PoliticsMy Many Regrets - Jonathan by Zakkyoz(op): 10:49am On Jan 16, 2015
Chai 2015 don come just now? I think
say e still far ooo, If i had known i
wouldnt have sacked Sanusi, now is an
Emir that can help to decide my fate. I
should have returned the $20B, if i can
reverse d hand of d clock, i wouldnt
have said 16 was greater than 19.
What have i gain from Jang now? Look
at the good Job Ameachi is doing for
Buhari. I wish we were still in 2011,
why did i give such trouble to Ameachi
using Mbu against him for 2yrs without
achieving anything? Am not sure of
Wike winning Rivers for me. i shouldnt
have said i dont give a damn, i should
have declared my assets whether
correct or not. Oh my God why did i say
stealing is not corruption? I don't even
know what came over me when I said
Boko Haram is our siblings, that we
can not set the Army to go and wipe
out your family....chai, I have made a
great mistake. Going to Kano to dance
after the Abuja motor park massacre is
my biggest regret. Imagine how my
wife and few miscreants around me
fooled me to believe no girls were
abducted and i remained unconcerned
for 21 days. Imagine the MEND i tried
to defend on the bombing of Eagle
square on October 1st 2010 have now
endorsed Buhari yet Asari and
Thompolo are still telling me no
saken. If i had known i would have
stayed with Henry Okah, i think he is
more intelligent among all these senior
militants. Ibori case has brought me
more enemies in Delta. Hmmm. Daziani
didn't help me at all, she loots money
from NNPC as if her father owns it.
N10B to charter plane is stupid but
what would i have done to such a pretty
goddess? Allow. National assembly
humiliate her like they did to my Stella?
Only God knows how Ali Modu Sheriff
became my friend. Bode George
despite all i did to rebrand him is not
doing enough for me in Lagos he nearly
turned Obanikoro against me. Nobody
wants me, imagine Jos of all places i
have been rejected. Who knows if my
people will welcome me back in
Otueke? God has rejected me this time
no more goodluck for me.Am finished
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of The Day: Why They Say Men Can’t Cook by Zakkyoz: 10:32pm On Jan 10, 2015
whoever believes this is as dumb and clueless as our ................




Sai Buhari!
Foreign AffairsRe: President Mahinda Rajapaksa Lost In A Surprised Presidential Election by Zakkyoz: 10:06am On Jan 09, 2015
it will happen in Nigeria too


Sai Buhari
PoliticsRe: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Zakkyoz(op): 5:21am On Jan 09, 2015
makzeze:
"Buhari leads in North and South West"

"My victory is for Nigeria and Nigerians- Buhari"

"Jonathan concedes defeat, congratulates Buhari and Osinbajo"

"World leaders congratulate Buhari, charge him to fight corruption"
nice one
PoliticsRe: “buhari Fails To Make Edo Campaign Stop Due To Stress, Fatigue” by Zakkyoz: 9:38pm On Jan 08, 2015
daniel9202:
you sure he won't die before February??
Nothing will kill him in Jesus' name. i pray that you too will not die to see GMB triumph over these evil men.
PoliticsRe: Possible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Zakkyoz(op): 9:33pm On Jan 08, 2015
barcanista:
"Stella Oduah, Okonjo Iwaela, Patience Jonathan and Diezianne Madekwe set to relocate to Ghana"

"GEJ Visits Buhari In Daura, Sought For Plea Bargain"

"Ihejirika, Sheriff and Others Relocate To Yemen"

"Suleiman Abba Resigns Voluntarily"
Woooow! i love this.
the wind of change is blowing. we are tired of this cluelessnes
PoliticsPossible Newspaper Headlines After Feb. 14th Election by Zakkyoz(op): 8:42pm On Jan 08, 2015
It is now crystal clear who our next president will be. Therefore, it is good to help our print media with a pool of headlines from where they could make a choice.

Mine are:

*Jonathan Accepts defeat, congratulates Buhari.


*Forgive me, I was suffering from mouth diarrhoea: FFK begs Buhari.


*At last, I'm vindicated- Rotimi Ameachi


*We were paid to blackmail Buhari-DSS

*Buhari has come to fix Nigeria- OBJ

*Buhari congratulates Nigeria, says stealing is now corruption.




Add yours.
PoliticsRe: No Signs Nigeria Will Disintegrate In 2015 - US by Zakkyoz: 8:15pm On Jan 08, 2015
BOBBYTRICK:
Buhari New Campaign: Vote For Me, I Will Tell My Boys To Stop Bombing https://www.nairaland.com/2083000/buhari-new-campaign-vote-me
Try and push harder, i am too convinced to be confused by your cheap propaganda.
PoliticsRe: No Signs Nigeria Will Disintegrate In 2015 - US by Zakkyoz: 8:12pm On Jan 08, 2015
Na dem sabi. America too dey carry themselves as goods over other countries.



Anyway, Sai Buhari
PoliticsRe: MEND Endorsement: Niger Delta People Are With Me, Jonathan Tells Buhari by Zakkyoz: 8:05pm On Jan 08, 2015
Jonathan has not seen anything. Has he ever visited maiduguri since all these bomblast. Will his conscience permits him to campaign in borno?
PoliticsRe: Some Senior Citizens Are Motor Park Touts –Jonathan by Zakkyoz: 7:51am On Jan 08, 2015
This man's speech is not always presidential. Those motor park touts you likened your opposition are supposed to be part of your electorates.




Sai Buhari
PoliticsRe: We Will Assemble Competent Team to Manage Nigeria – Buhari by Zakkyoz: 4:15pm On Jan 07, 2015
The people's general has spoken again
PoliticsRe: Breaking News.presidency To Spend 517.9 Million On Meal In 2015! by Zakkyoz: 4:11pm On Jan 07, 2015
that's why we need to send them packing
PoliticsRe: Governors Facing Boko Haram Request More Troops Before Election by Zakkyoz: 11:31pm On Jan 06, 2015
presidency may not listen because it is part of their plans to destabilise northern electorates
PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe Endorsed Buhari To Fix Nigeria by Zakkyoz: 11:09pm On Jan 06, 2015
We don't need endorsement from somebody with mouth diarrhoea.
PoliticsRe: Photos: Labour Party Rally In Ibadan by Zakkyoz: 11:04pm On Jan 06, 2015
i urge them to join the progressives



Sai BUHARI
PoliticsRe: PDP Prays For The Nation (Photos) by Zakkyoz: 10:59pm On Jan 06, 2015
Really they need to pray to God to grant GEJ safe trip back to otuoke
PoliticsRe: Photos: PDP Presidential Campaign Organization by Zakkyoz: 10:52pm On Jan 06, 2015
God have mercy! suSWINE who succeeded in collapsing primary education in benue is even there.
PoliticsRe: Photos: PDP Presidential Campaign Organization by Zakkyoz: 10:47pm On Jan 06, 2015
BasseyJ:
Yeah, the main men. #
# GEJ man of the Year
Man of the year in what aspect?
Really, many are mad but few are roaming
PoliticsRe: Photos: PDP Presidential Campaign Organization by Zakkyoz: 10:44pm On Jan 06, 2015
See their faces. small swag dem no get.
they should copy from our incoming president.

Sai Buhari
PoliticsRe: Stop Using, Dumping PDP Members, Mu’azu Tells PDP Caucus by Zakkyoz: 7:51pm On Jan 06, 2015
Turning and turning in this widening gyre,
the falcon(mu'azu) cannot hear the falconer(gej),
THINGS FALL APART,
the centre cannot longer hold,
mere anarchy(katakata) is loose upon the world(pdp).
PoliticsRe: Portharcourt APC Presidential Rally (picture Updates) by Zakkyoz: 1:29pm On Jan 06, 2015
Aare2050:
Must you dress like a man from the #EAST simply because you are going to the EAST toi campaing. SMH for nigeriaa my country. Deciet is the order of the day. Osinbajo should have been made the presidential candidate and not this man that rulled my dad and also want to rule me. TUFIAKWA-EEWO-
....... but you don't have problem with jonathan dressing like a northerner when he goes to North.


Kai jonathan

SAI BUHARI
CultureRe: Benue Women Are Offered To Visitors As Entertainment. by Zakkyoz: 3:28am On Jan 03, 2015
op should stop this. Tiv people are generous and this should not be taken for granted. i have been living in Benue state for quite sometimes now and nothing of sort is happening.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Certificate Saga An Assault On The Military - Lai Mohammed. by Zakkyoz:
GMB has my vote whether lucifer likes it or not.






Wooooow! The highest number of 'likes' since i joined nairaland. It signifies good things are coming my way. Victory is sure for GMB next month.
RomanceRe: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Zakkyoz: 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2015
[quote author=fabiano09 post=29434271]I could never hit a woman,not even for a billion dollars.[/quote





hypocrite .
RomanceRe: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Zakkyoz: 10:19pm On Jan 02, 2015
i will do it as much as possible because she has slapped me while wooing her.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Did The New Year Meet You? by Zakkyoz: 2:47am On Jan 01, 2015
In the church. It is unfortunate that the first call that i made(to my fiancee) was not fruitful.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Has Run Out Of Ideas – Buhari by Zakkyoz: 2:43am On Jan 01, 2015
Our incoming president has spoken.
PoliticsRe: I Have 4goten The Full Meaning Of EFCC Thanks To PDP by Zakkyoz: 8:02am On Dec 30, 2014
E- Every

F- Financial

C- Crimes

C- Cancelled.



This is courtesy of the administration that redefined "CORRUPTION" as "ORDINARY STEALING"

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